Chapter 52 Taishan Mansion King
"Thank you for your kindness, it's just that 、、、、、、 have already made a marriage under the next. Piaoranzi looked at the crowd.
"What?" Cheng God's eyes widened, "are you married?"
"Yes, I got married before my death, and I was a childhood sweetheart, and I asked Brother Chenghuang to let me go home. Piaoranzi said.
"What you set before you died, you are dead, it doesn't count!" Chenghuang said.
"Yes, I don't think you need to go back, wouldn't it be good to start a family here, marry a wife and have children," said the old man of the land.
"Everyone, forgive me. Piaoranzi said.
"What???Isn't this daughter of mine worthy of you?You push and block all the time, and I'm angry with me!" Chenghuang was furious.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is a long-term consideration. The clever ghost separated everyone and walked to Piao Ranzi's side: "Brother Piao, don't talk to death, let's discuss." Lord Chenghuang, Lord Land, everyone, go back first, I persuade Brother Piao. ”
"Well, you persuade him not to toast and eat and drink. With a wave of his hand, the old man led the ghosts to retreat, and the city god returned to the back house to see his wife and daughter.
"You invited me!" said Piao Ranzi. "Look at this, what should I do?"
"What's going on? It's not good. The clever ghost smiled and poured a glass of wine for Piao Ranzi, "Come on, let's talk while drinking." ”
"You little child, you are a big ghost, I can't even get out of being deceived. Piaoranzi said.
"Brother Piao, you agree first, you have also seen it, is it difficult to be gracious. "Clever and ghostly.
Piaoranzi took a sip of wine, homesickness arose, and slapped the table: "I'm going back!"
The clever ghost didn't hold back, and walked into the courtyard in a hurry.
"Where to go!" Countless wild ghosts rushed out of the corners of the four corners, holding knives and guns in their hands, blocking the way of Piaoranzi.
"You stop me, don't blame me for being rude!" said Piao Ranzi angrily.
"Slow down, slow down. The clever ghost stood in front of Piao Ranzi, holding a wine pot and bowl, and said to the ghosts: "I'll take a walk with Piao Da Brother and drink wine, you should retreat first." ”
The clever ghost handed Piao Ranzi a wine bowl, poured wine, and said with a smile: "Brother Piao, if you want to leave, you won't drink this bowl for a while." ”
"I don't have the heart to drink!" Piao Ranzi pushed.
"Let's have a brother, even if you want to leave, I have to toast you!" After the clever ghost finished speaking, he raised his head and drank a bowl, "Big brother, you also drink a bowl of practice wine!"
Piao Ranzi was helpless, took the wine bowl, and drank a bowl too.
"Good wine, good smell!" shouted the big man in the wing.
Piao Ranzi took the wine jug, came to the side room, and said inside: "This strong man, he must be thirsty, there is a pot of good wine, you can drink it!"
"Thank you, brother!" The strong man was really unkind, took the wine jug, tilted his head, and drank it with a bang, "Good wine! Good wine! The sword is given to the strong man, and the red fen is given to the beautiful woman, do you have this fine wine, you should give me this Gaoyang drunkard!"
Piao Ranzi saw that he drank all the wine jugs, and said with a smile: "Zhuangshi, where are you from? I heard that you insulted the Jade Emperor and Yan Jun, so you were arrested." ”
"His grandmother's! Longyou was played by shrimp in shallow water, and the tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, Lao Tzu was unlucky, he was caught by them, and he was unlucky. The strong man said. “
The clever ghost saw Piaoranzi holding a wine jug, talking to the strong man, beckoning to the ghosts, and took them away to whisper.
"Lao Tzu is a Taishan person, you just call me Taishan Mansion Jun, you want to go to the capital to play and see, drink all the way through here, who wants to get drunk in a mess, may have scolded something, wake up and be locked up here. It's easy to get into trouble if you're drunk and unvirtuous, brother, I listened to you just now, but do you want to go back?"
"They asked me to act as the city god, and they asked me to marry the daughter of the city god, so what can I do, I have to go home. Piaoranzi said.
"Oh, oh, I'm afraid it's not going to be easy. Taishan Mansion Jun pondered.
"What's the problem, I'm going to leave, and they may not be able to stop it!" said Piaoranzi.
"No, no. The Taishan Mansion Jun pondered for a moment, and said to Piao Ranzi: "I have a plan, you are like this, if they are successful, we can all get out." ”
Piaoranzi listened, nodded silently. At this time, the clever ghost came running: "Brother Piao, you have finished drinking, let's go, let's go see Chenghuang." ”
"Brother Piao, you have to do it yourself. Taishan Mansion Jun admonished.
Piao Ranzi was still silent, and as the clever ghost came to the pavilion, the old man of the land greeted him with a smile: "Brother Piao Ran, what do you think?" Listen to people's persuasion, eat enough, you should be the acting city god, and marry Miss City God, why not?"
"I want to act as the Chenghuang, yes, but there is a condition, please bring the big brother Chenghuang, and we will discuss it together. Piaoranzi said.
"Okay, clever ghost, you go and invite Lord Chenghuang to come. "The land is old.
When Cheng Huang heard that Piao Ranzi had agreed to act as Cheng Huang, he was overjoyed and came up to him and asked, "Brother, you agreed!?"
"Before I agree, there are two conditions, and I hope you will agree. Piaoranzi said.
"Okay, you say, let's listen, as long as it's not very difficult, I can agree!"
"Actually, these two things, for you, it is as easy as a breeze, the first thing, don't force marriage, I have a marriage contract with Huiyun first, she has been waiting for me for more than a thousand years, the marriage mentioned by the apprentice brother, stop here, don't mention it in the future. Can you agree to this?" said Piaoranzi.
"It's easy to do, if you don't marry my precious daughter, I don't want her to marry you!" "In the future, your brother and sister will be commensurate, what Huiyun will you marry in the future, my daughter will continue to look for Ruyi Langjun, the old man of the land, don't worry about it!"
"Yes, yes, yes! I don't care about Ling Yan's marriage anymore. The old man nodded.
"There's one more thing!" Piao Ranzi said: "The prisoner in the West Wing is married to Jin Lan and I am in love, I want to release him, can you agree?"
"It's easy to talk about!" Chenghuang said. "Actually, you became the acting city god, and you let him go, so I will release him, can you agree to be the acting city god?"
"Okay, I promise!" said Piaoranzi.
"A gentleman's word, a quick whip! You must not go back!" Chenghuang said.
"My husband is doing things cleanly, and I will never regret it!" said Piaoranzi.
"Someone, bring the prisoner in the West Wing, and I'll release him myself!" Cheng Huang instructed his little ghosts.
There was not much time, and the two little ghosts brought Taishan Mansion Jun up, and Chenghuang looked at this drunkard, glared and said: "My brother is pleading for you, I will spare your ghost's life, open the shackles for you, and quickly stay away from Shucheng." ”
After Chenghuang finished speaking, he recited a spell, unloaded the iron rope on the pipa bone of Taishan Mansion Jun, held it in his hand, and said, "You can go!"
"Hahaha!" Taishan Fujun shook his shoulders, jumped up, grabbed the wine jug on the table, took a few sips, and exclaimed: "Good wine!
"You're welcome, who made you drink?!" the clever ghost reprimanded.
"When Lao Tzu was drunk, he was captured by you, what kind of heroes are you!" said Taishan Fujun with his hand.
"You're so uninteresting!" said the old man. "I won't hold you accountable for insulting the king, why don't you leave quickly!"
"Lao Tzu doesn't want to leave, it's okay to leave, this fluttering brother, I also want to take it away!" Taishan Mansion Jun said.
"What?" Cheng Huang said, "He wants to be the acting Cheng Huang here, you have to take it away, don't think about it!"
"Hahaha! Just a few of you, this mansion king still doesn't take you seriously!" After Taishan Mansion Jun finished speaking, he shook his arm and saw that the six pillars of this pavilion were broken and collapsed, and the city gods and ghosts jumped out one after another.
Taishan Mansion Jun stepped forward and grabbed Piaoranzi's wrist, "If you don't leave at this time, when will you wait?"
Piao Ranzi walked out with him, there were a few little ghosts, armed with knives and guns, came to besiege together, Taishan Mansion Jun Shen waved his palm, and those little ghosts were beaten and fled in all directions.
"You go slowly!" the city god descended from the sky and struck the king of Taishan Mansion with both palms.
"I can't do it!" Taishan Mansion Jun came to a pillar of optimus, opened it with one palm, and the city god was shocked and flew out.
Taishan Mansion Jun pulled Piao Ranzi, and was just about to break out of the gate of the courtyard, when suddenly, the clever ghost behind him shouted: "Brother Piao, do you want to be a person who is not trustworthy!"
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