Chapter 32: It's Too Cruel
Gear World!
Lin Ye did not rush back to the real world, but calculated all the current idle time in the two worlds.
[World Time: 7941]
[Alternate World Time: 215 days]
In the real world, he took 94 days to hang up, and there should have been 7938 days left, but he stayed in the real world for another three days, so the remaining days of being able to hang up was 7941 days.
I stayed in the other world for 94 days, and with the addition of 121 days, there are now a total of 215 days of hang-up.
In other words, the real-world self can hang up for 215 days.
However, Lin Ye does not plan to hang up in the real world, at least not for now.
He has lived in the real world for so many years, has parents, relatives and friends, different from the other world, in the other world he is an orphan, more like a passerby, it doesn't matter if he hangs up.
After looking at the time on the two gears for a while, Lin Ye returned to the real world.
At this moment, the real world is the night of the next day, Lin Ye walked to the lake, and only a small puddle of water in the center of the lake was left in the whole lake, and the water ghost was standing there in despair, and the water could only annihilate his ankles.
Because it is an artificial lake, after the original excavation was completed, the construction team also paved the bottom of the lake with bluestone slabs, and there was no silt, so Lin Ye could easily walk to the center of the lake.
Lin Ye dragged the water pipe to the center of the lake, and put the water pipe directly at the feet of the water ghost, the water ghost looked at Lin Ye's actions blankly, watching the water under his feet getting shallower and shallower, and in the end he couldn't even cover his toes.
With such shallow water, the water pipe could no longer be pumped, so Lin Ye put the water pipe away, went back to the villa again, and walked out with two machines on his shoulder.
The water ghost saw the machine that Lin Ye was carrying clearly, and the whole person showed a shocked expression.
It's amazing.
It's all like this, and I even have to carry electric fans and heaters.
It's not a little leeway for yourself.
At this moment, the water ghost was full of deep regret, he knew that this person was so desperate, why did he want to offend others.
Lin Ye didn't care about the water ghost's expression, pointed the electric fan at the water ghost, and at the same time the heater was also turned on, and after half an hour, the water ghost had no water stains from beginning to end, including the bluestone slab standing under his feet, which was also very dry.
"That...... Eldest brother...... I'm really convinced, convinced, if you let me go, I will never appear by your side in the future, and I will definitely not hurt anyone. ”
The water ghost is about to collapse, is there such a real person?
I don't have a drop of water for myself.
"It's too late to know it's wrong."
Lin Ye sneered, why did you go earlier, I spent so much effort, if it would be useful for you to admit your mistake now, then I still have to work so hard?
Syllable!
Lin Ye waved the wicker, different from the previous use of wicker to whip the intestinal ghost, now he cultivated the sense of qi, he can cast some spells, to this wicker to cast a spirit attachment, attached to the heaven and earth aura, the damage to the ghost is equivalent to human beings encountering a wicker coated with sulfuric acid.
In one fell swoop, it was half a life of the water ghost.
"You speak so loudly to me!"
"Call you arrogant!"
"Didn't you say I didn't dare to come down?"
"It's all Jackie Chan outside, you don't stop!"
Around the lake, many ghosts once again saw Lin Ye's ferocity, until the water ghost curled up on the ground, transparent as if the water droplets would break when poked, and there was no sound at all, Lin Ye stopped.
Although this water ghost is disgusting, it has not murdered anyone in the end, and Lin Ye is not good at directly dispersing the soul of this water ghost.
"Carry this guy to the villa."
Lin Ye gave a command to the onlookers, and left first with the wicker.
Looking at Lin Ye's departing back, the eyes of these ghosts looking at the water ghosts were full of sympathy, why bother......
Why do you want to do so much not to die and offend this person?
……
……
Early the next morning.
Lin Ye went out early and went to the funeral street in Raocheng.
He has already cultivated his sense of qi, and he is going to send these ghosts into the underworld, and to send these ghosts into the underworld, he needs some props.
Yellow table, cinnabar, brush......
"Little brother, what do you want these things for?"
The shopkeeper was a little curious when he saw the things Lin Ye bought, these things are generally used for white things, but even if they are for white things, most families don't have to buy them themselves, because the Taoist priest who invited them will bring these things themselves, and the master only needs to pay.
"Do things." Lin Ye replied honestly.
"Doing something?" The shopkeeper was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Little brother, don't be joking." ”
"Why do you think I'm joking, now when a Taoist priest does things for people, a salary of 300 to 500 a day, there are cigarettes and red envelopes to take, and every day I just sit there and chant scriptures and blow musical instruments, which is not as fragrant as going to work?"
In the face of Lin Ye's rhetorical question, the store was a little silent, not to mention, it was really the market that this young man said.
The only disadvantage is that it is difficult to find a partner, so many people who do this business are married and then enter the industry.
"Does the little brother have a team leader, if not, I can introduce one to you."
"No, I'm going to do it myself."
Lin Ye made a joke, and the store didn't say much, Lin Ye looked at the store, and suddenly found that the funeral industry was really advancing with the times.
There are folding household appliances, which Lin Ye has heard of for a long time, paper appliances, paper cars, paper mobile phones, but there are even the latest models.
The new car, the new Fruit 14 and the Huawei P60, Mate50 and even the XS2 with a folding flap.
How long has this product been released, isn't it that as soon as it was released, it started to be printed here, and the speed can catch up with Huaqiangbei.
When Lin Ye was admiring these paper objects, a middle-aged man walked into the store, his shirt was inserted at his waist, revealing the belt of black leather trousers, and the car keys were hanging on the belt buckle. ”
"Ten thousand sets, which family is gone, so willing?"
"Where else can it be, it's the old lady of the Song family."
"That's it's been three years, and it's really time to go."
"Lao Li, what are you talking about, be careful to be heard and spread out, the Song family will trouble you."
"What's the trouble for me, just the children of Mrs. Song, it is estimated that they can't stand it for a long time, the old lady has been lying in the hospital bed for three years, people love to pick thorns, and their mouths are poisonous, this time they are gone, these children are relieved."
"Don't think what I said is wrong, Mrs. Song's children are not rich in their families, this is a whole set of 10,000 yuan, then it must be a big three days and not a small three days, plus the urn and funeral expenses, it must cost 70,000 or 80,000 yuan, it is estimated that I have been holding back for a long time and thinking about it, otherwise how could it be so big."
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Lin Ye listened to the conversation between the shopkeeper and the middle-aged man, and he knew what was going on, this man was the head of the class who specialized in doing white things, and he didn't pay attention to fighting alone in white things these years, but about a group.
It's a bit similar to the chef who was invited to set up a banquet in the countryside, in the past, he just invited a chef to cook, and the tables and bowls were borrowed from the neighbors, so at that time, each family's dishes would be engraved with a sign at the bottom to avoid mistakes when the dishes were returned at the end of the banquet.
But now they are all contracted, generally the chef with a few assistant chefs who are responsible for cutting vegetables and passing dishes, and the rich people even hand over the dishes to the chef to buy, according to how much money a table is calculated, the tables and pans are all brought by the chef, and if you want to save a little, you will buy the dishes yourself according to the list given by the chef, which is also calculated according to the table.
So it was with the banquet, and so it was with the white things now.
Modern people don't like trouble, they would rather spend more money and hand things over to professional people.
The most important thing is that the process will not be wrong, and if the process is wrong, it will be laughed at by the neighbors.
The middle-aged man in front of him is the head of the team who specializes in contracting white things, and he has been cooperating with the store for a long time, and the other party left after a few words, Lin Ye asked curiously towards the store: "Boss, you have been cooperating for a long time, you have to give people kickbacks." ”
"Rebates?" The boss listened to Lin Ye's question, so he replied with a smile: "Little brother, you are a newcomer, since you want to do this business, you have to know the rules of this industry, do white work, you can charge as much as you want, but you must clearly mark the price, the price is expensive, the owner of the family does not want it to be the master's business, this is a job for the dead, eat kickbacks and are not afraid of the dead ghosts coming to you." ”
"You have to abide by the rules in this business, and only by abiding by the rules can you not make mistakes, little brother, you really want to do this business, and there is still a lot to learn."
"Boss, you should have opened the store for several years, have you ever encountered a more evil white thing?"
Lin Ye suddenly thought that if he wanted to accumulate merit quickly, he would have to catch ghosts, and these bosses who sold white goods should know a lot of news.
"Of course there is...... I'll tell you......"
Lin Ye listened to the boss tell the story, and after a while, the middle-aged man went and returned.
"Boss Zhao, why are you back again?"
"Things are a bit troublesome, and Mrs. Song is reluctant to go."
"I don't want to leave after giving 10,000 yuan, this old lady was stinging and poisonous when she was alive, and now she is dead and she wants to make trouble, so she will torture her children too much."
"Who knows what to think, the lantern has been lit several times and can't be lit, so take all the strange things you have here, and go talk to the old lady."
Lin Ye, who was listening on the side, heard this, but his eyes lit up, and he took the initiative to speak: "Boss Zhao, you said that the ghost of the old lady is unwilling to go?" ”
Zhao Gang turned his gaze to Lin Ye, a little confused, and the shopkeeper on the side explained: "Boss Zhao, this little brother said that he is also doing your business, and he just bought some things from me. ”
"Who is your master in our business?"
"Mr. Zhao, it doesn't matter who my master is, but I should be able to solve this trouble for you."
"You?"
Zhao Gang looked suspicious, he had worked for more than ten years, and he had encountered some troublesome things, and he would ask a master to help him when he encountered this kind of thing, but the master left last year.
"There's nothing wrong with trying, but I won't take money."
Lin Ye replied with a smile, Zhao Gang hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded: "Okay, you follow me to have a look." ”