Chapter 369: UZI's Mahjong Machine Exploded! (2-in-1!) )
After dinner and live broadcast, Rookie and others gathered in groups to sit around and chat, but more people did surround the mahjong machine.
At this time, on the mahjong machine, Ming, UZI, and Ning are divided into three directions, southeast and west, and Coco sits firmly in the north position.
Although Beiqi lost half of it, Coco didn't know how many times she had lost, but at least she still had a chance to fight. (Playing a bloody battle to the end, there is no lack of a door)
And at this moment, Coco is in his hand with a pair of dragons from one to ninety thousand, two north winds as generals, and six or seven cakes in his hands as peace cakes.
Lin Ruoke rubbed his hands excitedly and said, "Touch yourself!" Give me a self-touch! ”
As he was talking, Shangjia Ning typed out a picture of eight that Coco didn't want.
The excited girl immediately excitedly touched the cards, and she was pleasantly surprised by the touch from her fingertips.
Eight Cakes! That's right, I am the chosen one, and the only one! The first draw of the twelfth round!
Lin Ruoke shouted in his heart: Hahaha, explain everything, I will...
Xiao Ming suddenly pushed down two eight strips: "Touch!" ”
As soon as these words came out, Coco's smile instantly froze.
And Ning, who was in the upper house, noticed Coco's expression and immediately said, "Oh! Coco grabbing cards is unruly, and the self-draw is gone, right? ”
Lin Ruoke looked at Xiao Ming with teary eyes and said, "Brother Ming! Do you really want to touch it! Are you sure! ”
Xiao Ming looked at the cards in his hand, smiled and took the eight words: "I touched the draw card." ”
There was no way, Lin Ruoke couldn't help but put down the eight cakes that he had touched, and UZI immediately took the eight cakes and said with a smile: "It turns out to be with this, but the key is that I have already listened to the cards and don't need it." ”
When he heard this, Lin Ruoke looked at UZI as if he had grasped a life-saving straw, anyway, he would fight to the end, he would definitely fight for Hu!
UZI SMILED AND LIT UP THE EIGHT CAKES DIRECTLY ON THE TABLE.
Seeing this, Lin Ruoke cried with joy: "Brother Hao, I knew that you were..."
UZI SILENTLY SPAT OUT TWO WORDS: "DARK BAR." ”
Subsequently, the four eight loaves were directly deducted by him at the bottom of the card.
Coco was immediately petrified, and the room erupted in laughter.
Ah Shui clapped his hands: "Hahaha!" UZI tortures Coco with a hand! ”
Xiao Ming also smiled: "I have never seen such a wonderful game in my life." ”
Lin Ruoke couldn't be angry, and immediately said stiffly: "It's not over yet!" I can still touch five loaves by myself! ”
Ning touched two rounds and then arrived at Cocoa, and the card was a card... North wind!
The girl had an idea, and directly beat out the six cakes, and changed the order to hang the seven cakes.
After all, outsiders already know what they are talking about, so they must leave the north wind to make it easier to listen.
Xiao Ming also understands very well, and immediately came out with a cheap five cakes.
Lin Ruoke was indignant: Damn! I know that I don't have five cakes, and I deliberately hit it, right? I've made a note of this hatred!
And everyone was very satisfied with Xiao Ming's behavior of teasing Coco.
The girl thought, ready to touch the ten thousand cards and change the listening.
UNEXPECTEDLY, UZI DIRECTLY PUSHED DOWN THE HAND AND SAID: "AND!" Twenty-five cakes are peaceful! ”
Xiao Ming immediately gave a thumbs up after hearing this.
Ah Shui, who was watching the game, immediately proposed: "Assist in feeding cards!" There's an insider! ”
Lin Ruoke said disdainfully: "It's just a little bit of a little bit of a nine, I can win it back if I eat two of them, continue!" ”
Ning: "Then I'll start it~ Nijo!" ”
Xiao Ming directly: "Touch!" ”
The girl withdrew her hand to touch the cards and said, "Didn't you listen?" Did you touch it intentionally or accidentally! ”
Xiao Ming smiled and said: "I was joking before, I just listened to it, play a north wind!" ”
As soon as the north wind came out, Lin Ruoke looked at the three north winds in his hand and immediately changed his face and said, "Good fight, Xiao Ming, I'm bar..."
Ning came directly: "I'll grab the bar!" ”
Coco was embarrassed again, looked at the three North Wind in his hand and said, "Why are you grabbing the bar!" Do you think you're thirteen! ”ap
Ning directly spread out his hand and said, "Hey, hey, isn't that a coincidence!" ”
Whitish 191919 in the east, west, southwest, and southwest!
Xiao Ming burst into foul language on the spot: "! Ordered the big one! But luckily I'm number one, and I have enough chips. ”
UZI also shouted: "Fart and good!" Fart and run fast! Don't play cards with the gods! ”
Lin Ruoke watched Ning, who was originally under his chips, being lifted to the first place by Ming, and suddenly said angrily: "Is it worth gambling for your life by playing a game!" ”
I don't know how many thirteen things I did, but Ning, who finally made it, said indifferently: "I don't know if I bet on my life or not, anyway, I can't sleep until now!" ”
When Coco heard this, her face turned red: "Who said I can't get along!" The despicable "Hu Beiren" is optimistic, this and show you! ”
A Shui, a native of Huanggang, Hubei Province, who was AOE, looked confused.
And then Coco and Xiao Ming fought a few rounds of heads-up.
Just when Coco hit four, Xiao Ming shouted: "Kong!" ”
Lin Ruoke had an expression that shocked Coco for a hundred years.
Just because at this time, all the cards in Xiao Ming's hand touched the bar, and only a secret shot was left.
No wonder he has been eating and touching and can change his listening, it turns out to be a golden hook hanging!
At the same time, Xiao Ming showed a very sunny smile: "Seventh sister, you don't want a strip, right!" ”
Lin Ruoke immediately shrunk his neck after hearing this: "You... What do you want? ”
Xiao Ming put on a posture and said, "Come on!" Fight to the end! Whoever loses is fourth out! ”
Hearing the sound of Coco, I understand, this guy is hanging a strip and playing hook fishing!
Then Coco draws a card... Gojo!
Han Han, who was watching the battle, immediately covered his mouth: "Oh! ”
Xiao Ming seemed to say directly: "Seventh sister!" It can't be a touch! No way! No way! ”
Lin Ruoke bit his lip: "Just... No, it's just a matter of finding a better tag. ”
With that, she played a seven-cake defense.
And looking at Coco's expression and the cards she played, you knew that she was defending, so Xiao Ming proudly played the red in his hand for a single hanging after touching the cards.
Lin Ruoke: "??? ”
This person is not hanging a strip at all!
So the question is, he has changed the tag now, so is he hanging the strip now?
After all, if it wasn't for the slivers, why would he expose the red in his hands, wouldn't it be good to continue to put them on the hanging slivers!
So that's right, he must be hanging a strip in his hand now!
Thinking like this, Lin Ruoke touched it a few more times: "Seven cakes!"
The girl instantly turned red, because if she hadn't been scared by Xiao Ming just now, she would have touched herself in this circle.
Coco, who held back the whole game and couldn't touch himself, collapsed directly.
The little tiger in the back couldn't help it, and laughed and said, "Is the seventh sister so unlucky!" ”
Lin Ruoke was angry, and directly beat the seven cakes out and said, "Hmph, anyway, you ordered thirteen!" I won't let you and I'll win! I'm not in a hurry, the seven loaves are for you! ”
As a result, Xiao Ming said directly: "Seventh sister, I am reconciled with seven cakes!" ”
Knock down the hand, Xiao Ming changed to hang seven cakes!
In an instant, Coco understood.
The reason why he exposed that he was not hanging a strip, in addition to changing the real strip, there is also a possibility that he hung the seven cakes that he beat out.
Because as long as you catch Coco's cannon, you don't need to clear the hook to fish, Xiao Ming can also reverse to the third!
With such calculations, these guys are not mahjong whites at all, they are all old liars!
Ning clapped his hands when he saw this: "Wonderful! ”
Ming said modestly: "Where, where! ”
As an assistant to Ning and UZI in the past, Xiao Ming fed the two of them in a row, but tortured Coco.
And Coco also went up and shouted: "I don't accept it!" Again! ”
Then Coco was stuck in a nightmare cycle.
Cocoa: Three dark engravings + mixed color!
Broken Nine: It doesn't matter! I'll make a shot!
......
Coco: It's all about it!
Broken Nine: It doesn't matter! I'll shoot again!
......
And I don't know how many losses in a row, and I don't know how many chips Coco has owed.
Just when she was about to despair, she finally came to a peerless big hand, the kind that can turn the tables with one hand.
Three pieces of one cake! Three Nine Cakes! Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight cakes!
Pure Nine Treasure Lanterns!
After finishing, the girl looked at everyone with a cruel smile, and simply pushed the card away and played: "Hahaha!" You can't run away now, just a self-touch! I'm going to take back everything I've lost! ”
Originally, the other three were still wondering, what kind of cards could be so arrogant that they pushed the cards away and played.
As a result, after seeing that she was a pure nine lotus with all the pie cards from one to nine, everyone present was blinded.
Ning couldn't help but complain: "I thought I was ruthless enough at thirteen, but I didn't expect you to even lose your life, right?" ”
Lin Ruoke said bluntly: "Hmph, I'll order the sky lantern this one, no one can stop me from touching myself!" ”
Everyone thought to themselves, Coco was a self-draw, and they could only lose all the mahjong they won for four hours.
But just when everyone lamented the injustice of "godisgirl"...
Yan Junze sniffed and said, "Something is baking the lake, do you smell it?" ”
Ah Shui suddenly shouted: "! Uzi, your mahjong machine is on! ”
When everyone looked over, they saw that the mahjong machine of the Uzi family suddenly emitted bursts of black smoke.
Lin Ruoke was stunned at first, and then remembered that the mahjong machine of the Uzi family seemed to have been played by Yan Junze and them in the original history, so this time he changed himself to play with the bombing, right!
But looking at his hand, Coco shouted, "Ah! My light sky lantern! ”
UZI WAS ANXIOUS AND LAUGHED: "DON'T LIGHT THE SKY LANTERN!" The tables are all ordered! ”
So everyone took fire extinguishers and pulled out the power supply, and finally put out the smoke and dust.
And in the end, I learned that just like in the original history, my sister-in-law Tingting bought a second-hand mahjong machine at a small price, Yan Junze They didn't play last time, and this time they were blown up by Coco.
Tingting hid this to cover up the past, and even posted a Weibo.
Tingting: "The mahjong table exploded and cracked!" ”
As a result, in the middle of the night, many visitors came to visit, and in the face of inquiries, she revealed a lot of details, but what the visitors cared about was...
"What? Coco's table caught fire when she lit the sky lantern? ”
"Pass it on! Coco lit up the UZI mahjong table! ”
"After the garbage cans in the cocoa community, the mahjong machine of the UZI family has once again become a high-risk occupation!"
And the news is getting more and more outrageous.
It's just nothing: the cocoa sky lantern was robbed and scrapped with a kick to the table.
But it is undeniable that Coco's sky lantern did not come to light, so it became the biggest loser of the night.
Although there is no gambling money, but the Nine Lotus Heavenly Card is not and still gives Coco Yuyu a break, obviously as long as his hand is stretched down, he can touch himself, but at this time something went wrong!
It feels like having a wife at home, but she has become a "wife".
(The gambling is chips, there is no gambling money, Coco and gambling drugs are not the same, stacking nails!) )
For this reason, Coco couldn't be angry, and Mengmeng drank more than a bottle of beer!
A bottle! A whole bottle!
But fortunately, there was no mahjong, and in the end everyone still found poker and supper instead, and they also had a good time.
At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, when the dinner was over, everyone went back to their homes.
And after Hanhan got into the car with Coco, he said goodbye: "Brother Hao, I'll send my sister back." ”
UZI beckoned: "Well, slow down on the road, come back after the mahjong machine is repaired." ”
Han Han smiled awkwardly: "Haha, okay." ”
After greeting Theshy and the others who took a taxi one by one, Hanhan took his slightly drunk sister home.
...... The home of the magic capital......
The cold wind blew on the road, and Coco's little face was flushed, and people couldn't help but want to take a bite.
And when she got home, Coco immediately ran to the bedroom.
Knowing that her sister's massive amount was not at the wine table, Hanhan immediately went to get the hangover medicine, and when she came back, she saw that the slightly drunk Coco had already stripped herself of herself and drilled into the quilt.
Knowing that it was because the winter snow had just fallen, the indoor temperature had dropped a lot, and Hanhan hurriedly turned on the air conditioner.
Looking at Coco, who was lazily blown by the warm wind, Hanhan asked, "Sister, you won't be drunk, right?" ”
Lin Ruoke turned his reddish cheeks around and said, "Just kidding, I'm drinking a cocktail, not an anesthetic, how can I get drunk with a bottle!" ”
Lin Ruohan followed Coco and said, "Okay, well, take the medicine, otherwise you will have a headache at night." ”
Hearing this, Lin Ruoke nodded obediently, then opened his mouth and said, "Ah~"
Lin Ruohan immediately stuffed the pill into her sister's mouth and made her drink the water.
But Coco accidentally spilled it while drinking the water, and got herself wet.
And she looked left and right, and finally set her eyes on Han Han, and then hugged her and rubbed it, and wiped the water stains on the corners of her mouth with Han Han's clothes before saying, "Good night, sleep~"
Lin Ruohan's eyes were half-closed: "Tsk, I still said I wasn't drunk!" ”
But after a long time, Han Han looked at the water stains on his chest and reacted: I'm here... Tricked into hooliganism?
came and did not be rude, Lin Ruohan immediately decided to take revenge on her sister.
...... Next......
Coco got up early in the morning, and with the help of a small amount of alcohol, she slept comfortably, and it was dawn when she slept out, and the winter snow outside the window had already climbed all over the windowsill.
Relying on the warm breeze in the room, Coco got up and stretched to expose the perfect curve to the air, and then shouted: "Hanhan~"
My sister's voice came downstairs: "I'm cooking, I'll be ready soon." ”
As soon as he heard this, Lin Ruoke was relieved, so he got up and started to wash after briefly missing the quilt with his body fragrance.
But when she finished washing, she glanced at it by chance, and suddenly noticed that there seemed to be a surging red above the white collarbone under her neck.
Lin Ruoke: "??? ”
The girl realized something and immediately ran out of the bathroom, pointing to her neck and asking her sister, "What is this?" ”
Lin Ruohan pretended not to notice, and then said: "Wow, are there mosquitoes in winter, biting such a big piece!" ”
Lin Ruoke complained: "There are cold-resistant mosquitoes in winter, right!" What hellish jokes! ”
And Lin Ruohan took out an anti-fade lipstick used to apply red marks, and stuck out his tongue: "Hey~ I was discovered." ”
What about my sister being naughty?
Of course, I chose to forgive her!
The female cadre succeeded, and Lin Ruohan showed a smug smile.
Hanhan: Now you know the price of taking advantage of me!
As a result, she was then severely educated by Coco.
It's a pity that both of them are still busy in the afternoon.
...... IG Esports Club ......
After the holiday, the team members returned one after another, and at this time they were playing Rank while reminiscing about last night's Chinese New Year's Eve party.
While they were discussing when to get together again, Jiayi walked into the training room: "Have you all arrived?" In the afternoon, at the request of the LPL official, a New Year's greeting video should be filmed before playing RNG. ”
Rookie looked at it and said, "Coco doesn't seem to have come back yet." ”
As he was talking, the door suddenly opened, and Coco, who was wearing a high-necked trench coat, walked into the training room and said, "I'm back!" ”
Seeing Coco's dress today, Theshy took the initiative to say, "Coco, today... Let's change your clothes! ”
Lin Ruoke tightened his neckline, and his face was slightly red: "Hmm... It's cold. ”
And Jiayi didn't care, just brought a few packages: "That's just right, let's change clothes and start shooting!" ”
Lin Ruoke knew as soon as he heard that the LPL official would definitely have to work hard again!