062 Xuan Ce's first troll
Does swearing work?
It may seem like a quick tongue, but it is undeniable that it can be useful at some point.
Not to mention the Sven scolding method in the court that occasionally mixes personal attacks when the argument is boiling-
If you can send a strong enough sense of conviction to scold the general, and give full play to the strength of the other side, it is not a problem to break the opponent's reason and disrupt the opponent's military morale.
Therefore, scolding has been a science since ancient times, and if you can apply what you have learned, you will have a lot to do.
In the past, Chang Kuo, who had the reputation of the first troll of Xuan Ce and was well versed in this way, was not just a brainless catharsis under impulse.
Sure enough, everyone's attention was visibly diverted by his output, and the sense of solemnity and oppression brought by the words "hoodoo" was also dispersed.
For example, Cui Lang was completely attracted and impressed, and said incredulously: "Don't they all say that people who practice martial arts are not good at words, why does General Chang scold people...... How comfortable is that? โ
I couldn't help but look at the eldest brother who had just come to help: "Speaking of which, why did the eldest brother only learn those swords, fists and feet from General Chang, and asked me to ...... On this tongue, you should learn it hard! โ
If you don't learn such a good skill, the eldest brother can't do it!
Cui Tang Liangliang asked: "What, do you want to see the eldest brother apply what he has learned and bring it home, and use it to scold his father for 300 rounds every day?" โ
Cui Lang nodded expectantly: "It's a good idea......"
Chang Kuo's scolding was still unfinished, and when he was about to continue, Chang Suining on the side secretly pulled the sleeve of his robe.
Chang Kuo immediately understood.
You can't block the road too much, after all, you still have to leave some room for the grasshopper to jump-
He then raised his hand to the Holy Book Emperor, and said: "The little girl was frightened by this today and almost died, it was already a flying disaster, fortunately with the blessing of the Buddha and the saint, she escaped this catastrophe!" Chu Cai escaped death like this, and he must no longer be slandered in vain - please ask Your Majesty to know about this matter! โ
The Holy Emperor's gaze slowly fell on the girl beside him.
The girl stood with her head slightly down, so that people could not see her expression at this time, but the momentum around her body was clearly fearless and fearlessโshe couldn't even pretend to be too frightened.
'Fortunately blessed by the Buddha and the saints, did he escape this catastrophe'?
Nope-
In front of him, the girl's reaction when she faced the attack of the divine elephant was reproduced, and it was clear that she did not belong to the ordinary boudoir daughter's family, and the tone of the Holy Emperor made people unable to hear the emotion: "The gods are above, and I will not wronged innocent people." โ
Chang Suining still didn't raise his eyes, and only sneered in his heart.
This is worth pondering - if she will not wronged an innocent person, is she an innocent person? Such mysterious things, true or false, who will say it?
In the final analysis, in addition to subconsciously shirking his own responsibility, the words of the Heavenly Prison are also catering to the Sacred Heart.
Someone must bear the blame for the destruction of the blessing ceremony - otherwise it will easily become a sign of heaven's punishment, and will give those forces of different camps many opportunities to make a big fuss.
Naturally, the Holy Emperor would not allow such a situation to be unfavorable to him and contrary to his own desires.
Therefore, there is a great need for a "scapegoat".
The emperor has needs, and his own courtiers have their own interests to offer countermeasures in a timely manner-
It just so happened that as the unlucky guy who was attacked by the gods, she was very suitable to be this scapegoat.
But the Sacred Heart always has to show mercy and mercy, and it is not too arbitrary, so it is necessary for those courtiers who are interested to say that "that girl is not an innocent person"-
Sure enough, someone chimed in: "This matter is indeed strange, and as the saying goes, if you are abnormal, you will be ......."
"It is said that the gods will not hurt people for no reason, and this move may be a foreshadowing."
"Since ancient times, there have been many precedents of bad people hindering the fortunes of the country and bringing calamity......
"That's right, the Mid-Spring Blessing Ceremony is related to my great prosperity and national fortune...... Your Majesty, this matter must not be handled carelessly! โ
The three of them become tigers, not to mention the fact that it is related to the fortunes of the metaphysical country, and there has never been much actual evidence, and the "ominous" saying has always been the most taboo for those in power.
That girl wasn't the first, and won't be the last.
The woman, who knew this, quietly cast a compassionate look at the girl.
The girl who can survive the fight with the giant elephant is about to be condemned to life and death by someone at this moment.
Chang Kuo didn't rush to say more, but the muscles on his forehead were beating, and the booklet in his heart was already about to be memorized.
Someone saw his temporary silence as wavering, and he hurried up and sighed and persuaded, "...... It is a matter of national fortune, and General Chang should focus on the overall situation. โ
"Yes, General Changda......"
Seeing that those people almost said "General Chang's Day mourning", Chang Kuo's mouth was full of fragrance to his mouth, and he endured it very hard.
Duchess Duan of Zheng Guo has already been angry: "Full of the overall situation of the country, but disregarding etiquette, righteousness and shame!" Bah, a personal dog-like thing! โ
The servant woman on the side of "Madame......" was terrified when she heard this: "You should be quiet." โ
"What is that stinky boy doing in a daze! His courtesy, righteousness and shame are also read into the dog's belly?! Duan's self-reliant words were light, and he pinned his hopes on his son at this moment.
Wei Shuyi stood beside the Holy Book Emperor and never spoke.
Even the vague worry at the beginning had disappeared, and all that remained was silent curiosityโhe wondered why the girl who had become lost by all was so calm?
She stood there, unoblivious to the high-sounding malice around her.
She looked thin and delicate, and her ill-fitting black cloak was enough to wrap her whole body, and under the scrutiny of the imperial power and heavenly power, she seemed to have become a prey called a victim.
But she really didn't look like a prey.
Even...... Contrary.
Therefore, he chose to observe and explore, waiting with her for what she was waiting for.
Seeing that the Holy Emperor was silent, those echoes became more and more flooded.
At this time, the Holy Book Emperor tilted his head slightly and asked, "Luo'er, what do you think about this matter?" โ
"Back to Your Majesty, the minister thinks that what you have said is not unreasonable." Mingluo looked at the girl under the altar, the other party's eyes drooped, and the cloak on his body was particularly dazzling-
She said: "There has never been a precedent for gods to hurt people, and the scene like that is indeed unseen and unheard of. โ
"Since there is no precedent, it is enough to see that there must be something strange about this matter."
A young man's calm and powerful voice sounded, and it was Cui Jing who stepped forward and stood in front of the father and daughter of the Chang family.
Mingluo looked at him in a daze.
Cui Jing raised his hand with a solemn face: "This change in the ceremony is also Cui Jing's dereliction of duty, so please ask Your Majesty Rongchen to investigate this matter in detail, within half a day, Cui Jing will find out the truthโโ"
After speaking, his eyes swept to everyone: "When the time comes, it will not be too late for your lords to convict others." โ
The officials listened with different expressions.
I'm afraid this kid of the Cui family is not in the yin and yang of them!
But does he understand what's really at stake?
He Cui Jing opened his mouth, and the weight was different from others, didn't this make it clear that he was embarrassed by the saint?
And Cui Jing opened his head, and then another person stood up: "Your Majesty, the minister invites himself to investigate this matter in detail with Governor Cui Dadu!" โ
Looking at the person who stood up, there was a moment of noise around.
Which door is this Yao Yi made up again, and the eucalyptus in Dali Temple on weekdays is not enough for him to check, right?
"It's the eldest uncle!" Yao Xia jumped up with joy, his eyes were excited and worshipped-the eldest uncle is really impartial and selfless!
Yao Gui's eyes were also touched - if he can enter the office in the future, he will definitely be a good official like his uncle who asks for justice and asks for his life!
Yao Yi couldn't hear this, but if he listened to it, he would definitely reply to the previous sentence: You don't have to, don't come to the side if you don't have it.
Yao Ran's mood was certainly happy, but at this time she paid more attention to the mood swings of her mother beside her-
As early as the moment Yao Yi stood up, Pei's eyes were already extremely cold.
Yao Yi, although he can be called a clean official, is by no means a mindless upright person, he is cautious, so that he can get to where he is today...... He should know better than anyone that at this time, when the holy will is unpredictable and there is no clue, it is not a good time to stand up and be a hero.
But he still stood up!
For that little slut!
That little slut is really hard-hitting, and he can get out again and again, Zhou Ding can't kill her, and the giant elephant can't kill her......
But today...... She wouldn't let that out alive no matter what!
She wanted Yao Yi to watch this be disposed of in front of his eyes-
She wanted to see what he could do for that little!
Fantasizing about the upcoming scene, Pei's eyes showed a pleasure called revenge.
Looking at the two important ministers who stood up one after another, the Holy Book Emperor was silent for a while, as if he was weighing something.
"Your Majesty, the slave thinks that what Governor Cui and Yao Tingwei said is extremely necessary." At this time, Yu Zeng, who was accompanying the holy driver, also opened his mouth and said: "If it is said that the lady of the Chang family is not tolerated by the gods, it is a bad omen, but the slave looks at it, the older female elephant is very close to the girl of the Chang family, and it is not like the reaction of sensing the ominous thingโโ"
The Holy Emperor did not look at him, but said in an indiscerning tone: "I rarely listen to who you speak for." โ
Yu Zeng's figure was shorter again, and he said in a low voice: "This girl from the Chang family is really the orphan daughter entrusted by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to the slave and General Chang back then...... The slave is indeed a little selfish. โ
He said so frankly that the Holy Book Emperor's eyes moved slightly.
She looked at the girl again, but asked, "Chang family girl, do you have any words to defend yourself?" โ
The voice came from above the altar, like a distant and majestic heavenly sound.
Chang Suining slowly raised his head at this time, and met the holy face with scrutiny.
"Back to Your Majesty-" Chang Sui Ning said slowly: "The courtiers think that if the national fortune of Dasheng will be destroyed by the influence of a little girl, then the fortune of the country will be nothing more than that." โ
There was a sudden silence in all directions, and then there were countless sounds of anger.
"What are these words......
"Talking about the fortunes of our country...... It's just presumptuous! โ
"She knows what it means to be a ...... of national fortune"
A sneer also appeared in Mingluo's eyes.
The girl's face did not change, and she continued: "The courtier is sure that she is not an ominous person who will ruin the fortunes of the country, and the others present will not be-"
This crime should not be imposed on any innocent person.
Cui Jing tilted his head slightly and looked at the girl beside him.
There were a lot of abrasions on her cheeks, which were very striking on her fair face, and only a pair of eyes on her body were not embarrassed at all.
Contrary to the anger of his courtiers, the Emperor of the Holy Book only looked at the girl and asked, "I want to hear it, how can you be sure that you are not an ominous person?" โ
"Your Excellency has at least one sentence that is right, that the gods will not hurt people for no reason." Chang Sui Ning said: "The god elephant has injuries on his body, or someone deliberately did it to destroy the prayer ceremony. โ
This kind of thing needs to be done as soon as possible, and she is also very good at this.
"Divine Elephant...... Wounded? The Emperor's eyes shone slightly, and he looked away from the girl's face and looked at the elephant slave.
Several elephant slaves kneeling there exchanged glances, all of them were shocked, and the leader slammed his head on the ground: "The slave didn't find any injuries to the elephant!" โ
Chang Suining: "The wound is in the fold of the neck, and the wound is extremely small, so it is not easy to find, but it should have pierced into something extremely sharpโ"
The girl's tone was firm, and the elephant slave led by her was drenched in a cold sweat: "This ...... How so? โ
However, if you think about it carefully, the bull elephant has indeed been irritable since last night, but they really didn't find any injuries when they fed it!
And more importantly, the ceremony is imminent, they are guarding day and night, and they don't dare to relax their carelessness at all, who can have the opportunity to hurt the gods at close range!
Because of this, the bull elephant only committed some innocuous temper again, and did not think carefully about the possibility of injury.
Cui Jing said: "What the lady of the Chang family said is true or false, so that people can test it." โ
The Emperor of the Holy Book bowed slightly.
As a woman with a foreign surname, she can come to this day, she will naturally not be a self-deaf and mediocre lord, the prayer ceremony was destroyed, and someone needs to be held accountable for this, but this does not mean that there is no need to think about other possibilities.
While allowing the courtiers to speak out and condemn the girl to an ominous sin, she was also watching and thinking.
Even if no one can refute the theory of metaphysics and national fortune, compared with the truth that can be told with evidence, it is naturally inferior to the matter of serving the public.
And she needs to know the truth at this time.
The elephant slave said with the heart of atonement: "The slave is willing to come forward to check if there are any injuries on the body of the god elephant!" โ
An official looked in the direction of the sacrificial pond and reminded: "But the gods are so manic at this time, I'm afraid it's not easy to get close." โ
As soon as the words fell, an attendant led a medical officer to come quickly.
The waiter saluted and said, "Wei Shilang, you have taken the hemp boiling san you wanted, that's all, I don't know if it's enough?" โ
Seeing that the situation was wrong, Wei Shuyi failed to step forward, so he thought of a way to subdue the elephant with hemp boiling, and ordered the chamberlain to find the medical officer to get it.
The elephant slave understood this important intention, and quickly nodded: "It should be enough!" โ
Even if you don't turn over the Divine Elephant Medicine, you can calm it down.
Several elephant slaves took the hemp and boiled it, and with the assistance of the Xuan Ce army, they went down to the sacrificial pool.
The female roll, who was far away and didn't dare to approach, only heard the cry of the bull elephant gradually weaken, and knew that it was done.
Soon, the elephant slave returned with the medical officer.