Chapter 351: An Actor with a Big Head and a Thick Neck (2-in-1)
In the morning, when Xuluo came back from running, he saw Zhou Huimin holding Zhou Xiaobao around the door.
During the period, of course, there were uncles and aunts who came forward to joke, and the fairy sisters all answered very softly.
Seeing Xuluo come back, Zhou Huimin followed him into the house, holding Zhou Xiaobao like a treasure and said, "Xuluo, you see, the little leopard is well-behaved, not noisy and noisy, I fed it a little milk this morning, and it ate obediently."
"That's good!"
Xuluo touched Zhou Xiaobao's head, it looked up a little groggily, maybe it smelled Xuluo, it screamed softly, and fell asleep again.
"You wait for me, I'll take a shower and go to the hospital." Xu Luo said, "There are very few specialized pet hospitals in Beijing, let's go by car."
"Good~~"
Zhou Huimin said with a smile, "When I came to live in the alley before, I was most worried about the bathing problem, and you solved it, it's really good!" That's what I'm most grateful to the aunts and uncles around me!"
When Xuluo changed the sewer, in addition to the toilet pipes, he also changed the floor drains and sewers of every house in the alley.
In this way, the water they bath in will easily flow down and not as if they were standing in the river.
"It's not convenient to take a bath here." Xuluo said: "You have to use honeycomb coal, not as good as boiling water with a natural gas water heater on the Xiangjiang side."
"It's always going to improve, take your time." The fairy sister said with a smile.
Xuluo smiled and went back to the room to get clothes and towels, mixed the water that had been boiled in the water bottle last night into warm water, and began to take a shower in the bathroom.
Zhou Huimin stood not far away, thinking about the majestic appearance of the man in the bathroom, his face was a little red.
It's just that she was embarrassed to say it, and then in this scene, she naturally had something in mind.
Don't doubt it.
Men think about women, and women sometimes think about men too.
The difference is whether the woman is crazy about you.
……
It took three hours to get out in a Mercedes and come back.
It's not that there is a traffic jam, Beijing is not a traffic jam now.
But because there are too few reliable pet hospitals in Beijing, it takes a lot of time to wait for Zhou Xiaobao to be taken care of and treated
Facts have proved that Zhou Xiaobao is not without temper, after leaving Zhou Huimin's arms, in the face of doctors and nurses, it will show its teeth and claws.
If it weren't for Zhou Huimin and Xuluo comforting it by the side, they would have to add a sum of money to the doctors and nurses after this treatment.
Xuluo's treatment last night was very appropriate, and the doctor said that if it was not properly disinfected and bandaged, I am afraid that the issue of amputation would have to be considered.
But even so, Zhou Xiaobao was scratched by a sharp object, and he had already injured his motor nerves, so even if he was treated in the future, I am afraid that his actions would not be too neat.
To put it bluntly, Zhou Xiaobao is likely to become a lame cat.
Well, male cats.
Zhou Huimin was a little sad for a while, but Xuluo comforted her, and Zhou Xiaobao obediently lay in her arms and slept in her arms, and she was slowly relieved.
It's like a mother and a child.
Usually, only the child dislikes the mother, and no mother dislikes the child she conceives and gives birth to in October. ….
The doctor bandaged it with medicine, and by the way, prescribed a little anti-inflammatory medicine to it, and let it be mixed in the cat strip and told Zhou Xiaobao to eat it.
Then after a week, I changed the medicine and I was almost cured.
During this period, it is best for Zhou Xiaobao not to exercise too vigorously.
In fact, basically it doesn't move much, because according to the doctor's judgment, Zhou Xiaobao's age is less than half a year old - although this is not the case according to the age of the cat.
The car drove back to the gate of Qijing Hutong, and then the two of them got out of the car and took Zhou Xiaobao home.
Although this is inappropriate, in fact, Zhou Huimin's heart is thinking that it is a bit like now
When a child is sick and parents take their child to see a doctor and come home.
With such a happy idea, even with the kind greetings and shouts from the uncles and aunts, uncles and aunts along the way, Zhou Huimin's response was also sweet.
Don't say it.
Just like that, some of the younger boys and men saw it and were a little dazed.
Walking to the courtyard, Xuluo saw two people wandering around.
After taking a closer look, he smiled unconsciously, raised his hand and said, "Sister Dan...... Sister Dan......"
Song Dandan, who was bored looking at the courtyards 20 and 22 through the wall, looked back and smiled when he saw that it was Xuluo: "Luo, where have you been? I said I came to visit your house, but no one came so early!"
Xu Luo and Zhou Huimin went out at 8 o'clock in the morning, and now it's 11 o'clock.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but there's something to do for the moment...... Didn't you make a phone call first? You have my home phone number!" Xuluo replied embarrassedly.
At this time, several people had come together.
Song Dandan was a beauty when he was young. Female, still is.
But when she saw Zhou Huimin, she still subconsciously rubbed her eyes: "Mom, where did this girl come from? Why is it so pretty?"
Zhou Huimin was a little embarrassed, but Song Dandan was also stunned when he was standing, "Ah, I know you...... You are...... Peace?"
"Yes, isn't that me?" Song Dandan smiled, "The character Luo wrote for me is now famous! That's what everybody calls me."
The fairy sister said softly, "It's a pleasure to meet you, my name is Zhou Huimin, and I came to Beijing from Xiangjiang to study oil painting and piano!"
"Yo, Xiao Zhou is still a talented girl!" Song Dandan was surprised, "I thought you were acting in movies and TV series, just like us!"
Xu Luo was looking at another honest man with a round head and big ears at this time, and felt a little familiar, but he couldn't say his name.
Song Dandan pulled him over and introduced, "Come, get to know you...... His name is Fan Wei, and he is a member of the Fengtian Quyi Troupe...... When I came to Beijing to participate in a cross talk performance a few years ago, I met Lao Huang and me, and in the past two years, I have learned from us to make sketches, and we have done quite well!"
"Oh!"
Xuluo reacted, "I watched a videotape during the Chinese New Year, which contained some sketch clips, among which was "Troubles", was it played by you, Mr. Fan?"
"Yes!"
Fan Wei smiled shyly, "My level makes Teacher Xu laugh."
"No, I think it's interesting." Xuluo stretched out his hand, "Hello Teacher Fan, I'm Xuluo." ….
Fan Wei was stunned.
He didn't expect Xuluo to be so modest and direct, and to be so polite to himself.
Song Dandan elbowed over, "What's wrong? Overjoyed? Shake hands with Luo!"
Fan Wei woke up like a dream, and shook hands with Xuluo excitedly.
"Boom~~"
Scenes and sounds appeared in front of Xuluo's eyes.
"Ahh This guy makes my daughter-in-law happy. That's it! Big brother is tired!"
"I'm going to have to stimulate you, so you can't go down in the sky, and you're still under the ground, right? Men and women are not tired of working together, right? Thou pure and unscrupulous."
"Didn't Wang Yaling marry in the city? Hasn't there been a women's director in our village for more than a year? Just now, the village committee team talked to me there, let me act as an agent for a while."
"You see what we both think the same way, I'm all good, I wrote three big blocks, the first big block has four small contents, there is a little bit of information in the four contents, and the second big part will drink saliva and tell you."
"Our battle cry? Yes to change. The spring breeze blows all over the ground. We must fight for pregnant women and women, and pay close attention to 5432112345 and do not forget."
「……」
What appeared in front of him was a witty country-themed comedy movie - "Ren".
There are so many acquaintances inside.
Liang Tian is in the supporting role Sun Fu, in front of him
Fan Wei is Secretary Fan.
The horn is a familiar sketch genius that has recently emerged - Zhao Benshan.
The heroine Xuluo is more familiar, isn't this our sister Dan?
However, Song Dandan, who has always been relatively strong, made Zhao Benshan out of the limelight in this.
You can see the name of the movie.
"Ren".
The story goes that because the women's director of the village moved to the city, the village chief asked Song Dandan to act as his agent.
Song Dandan didn't go because he was troublesome, and then her husband Zhao Binshan went up by mistake, and when he was still in a meeting in the county, he bragged to all the heads and brains at the conference.
As a result, after a period of sparse and laughing operations, Zhao Binshan solved all the things.
To be honest, "Ren" is a bit rustic, but this rustic atmosphere is very down-to-earth, talking about all aspects of rural life, not as superficial as those written by literary creators, insisting on using urban thinking, which makes it embarrassing.
The screenwriter of "Ren" must have had a lot of experience in rural life, so the details are handled very well, just like what happens in the real countryside.
In this way, all kinds of jokes, as well as right and wrong, and playing around, are very interesting.
I can't say how good it is, but at least 80 points are there.
But!
But Xuluo was not satisfied!
Today's teenagers are no longer the people who copied the original version of the script as soon as they saw it.
He has enough experience now that he thinks about it seriously and comprehensively.
In Xu Luo's view, "Ren" has 80 points for making a movie, but if it is made into a TV series of more than ten or twenty episodes, these rural anecdotes and trivial neighborhood farces are broken and written, and there are a few more fun and interesting episodes, it can have 90 points!
If there is a better option, why should I do it the way it is?
Isn't it okay to do an experiment? ….
Looking at my Sister Dan's current appearance and the appearance in "Ren", it should be at least five or six years before the movie comes out.
At this time, most of the scripts haven't come out yet!
So I prepared in advance, wrote down the rough script of it, and then found a screenwriter who is proficient in rural comedy themes to add material and polish, won't the TV series "Ren" come out?
……
After shaking hands, Xuluo took Song Dandan and Fan Wei to the house.
Zhou Xiaobao applied the medicine and needed to rest, so Zhou Huimin said hello to them and took it home.
When he entered the house, Song Dandan coughed lightly and pulled him: "Luo, what's the matter with you? There is Yu Feihong in addition to Chen Xiaoxu, why is there another Xiangjiang girl now? Don't you want a reputation?"
Don't look at the time when Xuluo and Song Dandan have not dealt much, but every time they meet, the two of them talk quite closely.
Song Dandan also regarded him as a little brother.
With Song Dandan's cleverness, he won't fail to see what is between Xuluo and Yu Feihong.
Then, her husband Yingda played the owner of the theater in "Farewell My Concubine"!
So he must know the relationship between Xuluo and Chen Xiaoxu.
As soon as the two of them put it together, they knew that Xuluo was a little dishonest.
Originally, Song Dandan was not going to talk about him.
If it was ten years ago, her life was at stake, she would definitely have to press Xuluo down, but now there is no need.
The key is based on Xuluo's age, appearance, talent, wealth, and power...... It's not difficult to take it out casually and find two or three girlfriends, let alone combine these advantages.
Besides, Xuluo is not married, and he has not made it public, so he has an affair with two girls at the same time. Outsiders can't control it.
But now that there is another one, still from Xiangjiang, Song Dandan couldn't help but say more.
Void Sweat Face.
I thought to myself, Sister Dan, you underestimate me, I have two more!
Now a table of mahjong is no longer good, and there can be a replacement at any time.
But on the surface, he could only smile, "Sister Dan, I'm measured, Vivian is just an ordinary friend of mine, and I have nothing to do with her."
"Sister believes what you say...... But it doesn't matter now, just because it won't be in the future." Song Dandan deliberately pulled Xuluo forward a little, without letting Fan Wei hear, "I see that the girl's look at you is not right, it's all hooked!" If you're not careful, you will get so much peach blossom debt, I think you will do it in the future?"
"I'll take notice." Xuluo could only answer like this.
Song Dandan is a smart person and reminded Xuluo, but it is impossible to insist on what Xuluo should do, which is inevitably too lenient.
So she put the topic aside and followed Xuluo into the house.
But before entering the house, Xu Luo also asked her, "Sister Dan, how is your relationship with Teacher Fan?"
Song Dandan understood the meaning of Xuluo in seconds.
She pondered for a moment and said, "Lao Huang has a little to do with him, and I also like his simple character, so help him if you can, sister will accept your favor."
"I see!"
Xuluo had a number in his heart.
After pouring tea for them, he asked Song Dandan, "Sister Dan, you and Teacher Fan came to me today, you won't be looking for me to chat, right?" Let's talk about what's going on!" ….
Song Dandan smiled and said, "Actually, there is nothing to ...... Well, Fan Wei, come, you can talk to Luo yourself, it's all our own people, you don't need to hide it."
Although Fan Wei watched them for a while, he didn't know what they said.
So he had to go according to the plan.
He coughed lightly and said, "That's the case, Mr. Xu, what about me, I have been writing cross talk books for 6 years before, and I have been writing sketch books for 2 years, and I have been in this industry for more than ten years, and I have also made a little achievement.
I used to like Sister Song and Brother Huang's sketches very much, and I think I should learn from them! As a result, I didn't expect Sister Song to embark on a new path on the road of sitcoms! So I wondered, can I also learn from her and develop in many ways?
I'm not just ambitious, but I want to improve from sitcoms, so as to promote my further growth in sketch art...... Do you think a person like me can play a role in "I Love My Home"? Supporting roles are fine, too!"
It's not news that "I Love My Home 2" is about to be filmed.
At present, there are many actors who have taken a fancy to the national degree of "I Love My Home" and want to join.
But at most, it's just a cameo, and there is no fixed role for them on Xuluo's side.
When Fan Wei said this, it was obvious that his source was too mohu, and no one told him that it was impossible.
Hearing this, Xuluo said: "You are a friend brought by Sister Dan, and that is also my friend...... in "I Love My Family 2", we have no plans to join the newcomer for the time being! Maybe this will disappoint you, Mr. Fan."
Fan Wei's face darkened slightly, and he glanced at Song Dandan without a trace, but Song Dandan was drinking tea in small sips and didn't look at him.
When he was in a hurry, Xuluo changed his words again, "But I've been thinking about a TV series recently, which is a comedy with a rural theme...... I designed the role of a village chief in it, and the image feels quite suitable for Mr. Fan, would you like to give it a try?"
Fan Wei was stunned for a moment, and then immediately rejoiced: "Me? The comedy you wrote?"
"Yes!"
Xuluo nodded, "The role is probably the third after the corner, if you are willing to deign to Teacher Fan, then let's give it a try?"
"Good! Okay!"
Fan Wei immediately stood up, "Teacher Xu, you think so highly of me, I must give you a good show!" I'll leave it here, if I'm a little sloppy and not serious, you can just smack me in the mouth!"
"What do you say? Is that the kind of person that Lo is?" Song Dandan, who acted as an invisible person just now, spoke, "Give you the role, you will play him well and play it beautifully, this is the best reward for Luo."
Right?"
"Hmm! I know, Sister Dan!" Fan Weile was equally happy.
He is still a well-known artist in Liaodong's cross talk sketches, but when it comes to the whole country, who knows who he is? Who cares who you are?
Who is Xuluo?
The famous boss of China's first private film and television industry!
Everyone has their own film and television company in Miguo, and they have made hundreds of millions of dollars!!
Such a big man, when he met, for Song Dandan's sake, he gave himself an important role, can this favor be small? ….
Sister Dan is so dignified!
Such an idea is not only Fan Weiyou, but Song Dandan is a little flattered.
She has a good relationship with Xuluo, but she didn't bring her friends over to try her luck, so she directly got a No. 3 role!
Song Dandan didn't think that Xuluo had any thoughts about him, so there must be another reason.
As soon as she cast her inquiring eyes on Xuluo, Xuluo smiled at her.
"Sister Dan."
"Huh?" Song Dandan was a little vigilant, "Your smile is a little creepy? Did you hit me up with something?"
"Nothing." Xuluo said: "That's what I think of this TV series, I'm going to invite Teacher Zhao Binshan, although the heroine is in front of me, I don't know if I can invite it!"
"Me!?"
Song Dandan was dumbfounded, "What are you doing? My son is just over a year old! Forget it about starring in a "I Love My Home", have you forgotten that I still have the task of the Spring Festival Gala? …… No, no, no, Director Mi called me two days ago and said that this time "I Love My Home" will shoot at least 100 episodes for 5 months! Where do I have so much time?"
Xuluo spread his hands and said, "I didn't say that I would shoot this year, anyway, when will you be free, when will Teacher Zhao be free, plus Teacher Fan...... Once the three of you have got it together, the rest of the characters will be easy to figure out, and you can start filming."
Song Dandan glanced at him fiercely, "Wow, so you're waiting for me here?" I said, how did you say yes so quickly? You want to include me?!"
Fan Wei looked at Song Dandan, and he was very smart not to speak here.
If you want to persuade Song Dandan, it is a little easier than convincing Xuluo.
However, this also includes the comedy boss Zhao Benshan in the Northeast - don't look at Zhao Benshan is just a budding star in the national sketch industry, but he has long been a household name in the Northeast!
When Song Dandan agrees, coupled with the factors of Xuluo's script, I believe Zhao Benshan will not be unmoved, right?
Thinking about being able to make a TV series with the two of them, this is really a rare opportunity!
The boy laughed but didn't answer.
Actually, you are the one who came with it, the key is that Fan Wei gave me a restart!
That's right.
I said, sister, we are all so familiar, why didn't you give me any inspiration for the future?
"I Love My Home" was restarted by Yu.
"Family with Children" was restarted by Zhang Li.
Even today's "Ren" was restarted by Fan Wei.
Obviously you are a treasure, why don't you give me a little!?
……
Unexpectedly, there will be another two-in-one.
Update 15000 today!
Kneel and beg to subscribe! Even if there is one more full order, it's good~~~.
Junxiucai