After listening to my words, the coal generation was quite moved and asked me several questions in a row.

I replied one by one, nodding affirmatively and assuring the coal generation: "Tomorrow, I will definitely see the news."

"The front page of the domestic cultural relics newspaper!"

"On the front page of Hong Kong Island, I don't have to run."

"Feel free to go to the treasure column."

After listening to my promise, the coal generation showed the same expression as the coal third generation, and immediately took the props and ran to the south corner of the hall with the secretary driver.

"You're crazy! Let me be your ......."

With the opportunity to be alone, I called the Mongolian girl to my side and said something to the Mongolian girl.

The Mongolian girl was so frightened that she exclaimed and quickly covered her mouth, her face full of horror and fear: "This is a leak." If you get caught, you'll be able to make Jingjing and be a baby, and you'll be able to step on the sewing machine after you've done Nini......

"If I step on three sewing machines, I won't be able to get out."

My eyelids drooped and I whispered, "Do you want to hear what happened to me if I lost?"

The Mongolian girl, who has always valued love and righteousness, shook her head frantically and covered her ears with a solemn face.

But I pretended not to see it and said to myself, "Mrs. Sobai of Kyushu covets my beauty and wants me to have a monkey with her."

"Nanshu Huang Shengyang wants my flying star ruler."

"The gold will gouge out my eyes."

"The temple will cut my tongue."

"Tu Lao Ba wants to cut off my hands and feet."

"Xu Zheng wants my life."

"Ning Cheng is going to cramp and skin me!"

"The old despicable will crush me to ashes."

The Mongolian girl covered my mouth suddenly, "Okay. Don't talk about it. I know what happened to you. They were such bullies, I wrote them all down."

In the next second, the Mongolian girl stared at me quietly and deeply, and said leisurely, "Dude. If you die, I will bury you on the highest hill in Fangzhou Garden."

"I'll bury your ashes myself."

I opened the Mongolian girl's hand and was about to speak. The Mongolian girl came out with her hands together to cover my mouth: "Dude. I beg you, don't beg me."

"I can't afford to mess with any of the people you mentioned."

Again pulled the Mongolian girl's hand aside: "Listen to me......

The Mongolian girl suddenly stepped forward to kill, wrapped one hand around my neck, covered my mouth with the other, and cried softly, "Dude. Shall I keep you a widow? Please, stop pushing me. We'll go get the certificate later, okay? I'll keep you a widow for the rest of your life."

"No, let's go to the cave room tonight, and I'll leave you a seed. When our son grows up, he will avenge you!"

cough cough cough ......

Behind him, there was the breathless coughing sound of the coal generation.

The Mongolian girl turned around quickly, her neck was full of red jade and her face was flying, and she was so embarrassed that she pulled out three bedrooms and one living room on the ground, glared at me fiercely, turned around and ran.

The driver's secretary of the coal generation strained his face and wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and he was extremely uncomfortable.

However, the coal generation was very calm, waved his hand, let the driver's secretary go, and relieved me of the siege.

"Assistant Tong, the matter is done."

I nodded silently, "What do they say?"

"Fake."

I lightly took back the painting tube and pulled out the black painting that I bought for a million: "Then wait for the dog to come to the door first."

After arranging it, I raised the black painting in my hand and said to the coal generation, "Let's make a trick for you first."

After speaking, I pinched the black painting heaven pole and the earth axis with both hands and slowly pulled it apart, spreading it on the table mat.

I have studied this black painting for a long time, and I am familiar with the various characteristics and characteristics of the thickness and imperfections of his paper.

The coal generation next to him didn't know that this painting was the middle hall painting I chose for him, and kept a quiet and fascinated state of waiting.

"The water is coming. Assistant Tong."

The driver carefully brought a newly purchased boiling water bottle to me.

Instructed the secretary to put the newly bought stainless steel basin on the table, tore off the cork of the boiling water bottle and poured half a basin of boiling water.

took the bottle of mineral water, and poured two bottles in a row.

Dip your hand into the basin and stir several times in a row, then add boiling water.

After the temperature was evenly adjusted, in front of everyone, I used a disposable water cup to scoop up the warm water and splash it directly on the black painting.

Immediately, the coal generation puffed up its eyes.

His driver's secretary looked at me in amazement.

Many Tibetan friends waiting for the audition were also attracted by my grotesque behavior and turned their heads to pay close attention.

"Huh."

"Wash the paintings!"

"Someone washed the painting, hey."

Two folk Tibetans recognized my technique and walked over quickly.

Gradually, the crowd of onlookers around me gradually increased.

Unmoved, I put out my left and right hands together, and two water glasses continued to pour water on the black painting.

Actually, I could have thrown the whole black painting into the steel basin so that it would be quicker to wash the painting.

However, this did not serve my purpose.

Stew dog meat with an oil lamp and take your time.

What's more, now I don't even see dog hair, let alone kill dogs.

Wash the painting.

There are two meanings in the line.

One. It's copying and distressing.

After the descendants copy the famous paintings of their predecessors, they make the copied products reach the level of genuine products by washing the paintings, which is a means of making old and forgery.

Two. It's a real cleansing.

A famous painting has been handed down from thousands of years ago to the present, no matter how it is treasured and kept, it will either become moldy or dirty, or be bitten by insects and rats for a long time.

Even if it has escaped natural and man-made disasters and wars, even if it is well preserved, it cannot withstand the natural aging that has been ruthlessly tempered by the years.

Painting is like a person. Even if this person hasn't caught a cold in decades and hasn't poked his throat once, he will still get old.

Natural aging will cause ancient paintings to appear fractured, broken, and moth-eaten with various lesions. And washing the painting is the most important restoration.

My painting couldn't be easier!

Because the paper material of this painting is unique in the world, it does not need to be repaired at all. Just wash off the dirt, dark spots and oil on the surface and you're good to go.

I haven't washed my paintings for a long, long time, and my movements are quite irregular, and in the eyes of others, I am a novice who is a novice who is in the collection of drums and thunder gates.

Conservation isn't my forte, and I don't care what other people think of me.

He continued to water on his own, and his movements were clumsy and stiff, which attracted many people to point fingers and discuss.