Brother Monkey and Second Brother
Western Continent
There is a country called "Pansi Country", which is rich in silk and gets its name! In the east of Pansi Country, there is a valley "......" at the junction of the northern continent, where strange rocks are craggy, jade trees are verdant, waterfalls are flowing straight down, and the rumbling sound is deafening!
There is a group of monsters crawling on the edge of the waterhole~ There is a stone slab on the top, and there is a monkey leaning on the stone chair and eating bananas! crossed Erlang's legs and hummed an inexplicable sentence: "I am a green onion from outer space who dares to take me to dip in sauce, I k his ancestor!" ~ The king asked me to patrol the mountains and ride a tiger in a circle! "What's more, forgot the words~ What's more, the monkey patted his head......
If you see it, you must be frightened, this monkey is too human-like! Able to speak, demeanor and posture If you put on clothes and cover your head, you can really be human! The monkey thinks about the words, and scratches his ears and cheeks in a hurry! At this time, a fiery red 3-tailed fox more than 20 meters away spoke, big brother, it is to catch a monk to make dinner!
~? Is that the sentence? Did the brothers say yes? At this time, a group of demon beasts with tigers, bears, lions, wolves~ and so on were screaming together......
Phew! What do you mean by calling me that? If yes, just shout twice, not once! You guys are really pigs, you can't speak, and your brains are not good!
I smiled proudly~ I smiled proudly~ I rode a pig to hit the wall! The fox covered his face with his tail, what kind of nonsense is the big brother singing!
Sharp-eyed monkey ~ Second brother fox, what do you mean by this, isn't my brother singing badly? The fox hurriedly stepped forward ~ two front paws and gently tapped on the monkey's shoulder! Brother Monkey: You sing so well, I want to keep your beautiful singing voice! Bask in your singing when you're fine! Listening to Brother Monkey sing, that's really a pleasure!
I'm special~ dare to say that it's not good?
Well! Uh-huh! Second brother, you are good, you are good, my brother didn't hurt you in vain! Follow my brother to mix up your food and drink spicy food! If you look at those stupid pigs, you won't say so many nice things!
What the hell am I~ They can't speak! They are not stupid, as soon as they go out, the demon beast and tiger will be used as mounts! The one who doesn't want to show his face in front of you, those are all innate realms~ In other mountains, they are all big guys! I have an innate advantage to be able to speak, the fox thought to himself......
Elder brother! They are worthy only to listen to your teachings; How worthy to talk to you!
Monkey, nod your head for granted! Second brother, you said the same! Brother's loneliness is only understood best by you! I'll go, you're lonely, I'll use my brain for everything......
As soon as the fox remembers the past, the fox is troubled! I'm a fox clan "big young master", who did I recruit to provoke someone, I came out to practice, am I easy? When I came to this valley, I was robbed! That old punch beat me, I broke three ribs, and I was stunned for a month, Brother Monkey is not a human!
I'm so bad! The fox's heart is about to collapse! He couldn't beat me when he robbed the road! I'm a fox genius, in the early stage of the innate realm, I can also spell! I didn't fight back, and I cried when I thought about it!
One day, a 6-tailed fox sacred place on the western continent of the fox tribe; An old fox said to a little fox sitting on the ground, "Nymphomaniac"! You already have the strength of the early stage of innateness, and you have to go out and practice cultivation. Only by understanding the red dust can we have a better foundation! The little fox was driven out of the fox clan holy land in a "hazy" way!
The fox who has just come out of the Holy Land is full of ambition, I am the innate realm! I heard that the human masters are all in the One Immortal, Two Saint and Three Demon Gates! No one can compete with me!
A year ago, I happened to pass by the foot of this mountain, and the fox was dragging and walking! With invincible momentum! Humming an inexplicable tune: Don't fall in love with brother, brother is just a legend, brother is someone you can never get! Just the intention of lewdness!
Phew! Hold it! I planted this tree, I opened this road, and I want to pass by from now on to leave money to buy the road! A shrill voice came from the jungle:
I only heard the voice and said: If you don't leave any more money to buy food and food, I will release the arrows!
I'm a fox, not a human! This is that stupid pig, don't you know that my brother is the king! The first time the fox encountered this kind of thing, he was blinded and "......" I'll go! I'll go! What's up, what should I do?
At this time, the people in the woods~! I probably saw that the fox didn't move, and I thought I was scared! I swaggered out! Tyre! Didn't you fox hear the king?
This mountain, I am the king! This road is mine too! Leave the money to buy the road when you pass by, and if you don't have it, the legs are discounted! It turned out to be a monkey! The monkey grinned:
Fox, I started to see that it was a monkey who was just about to make a move~ I was stunned by the monkey's combination of talking punches, is the world so crazy? Monkeys can also talk?
Could it be that the innate "foundation building realm" is above, I'll go! I have to be conservative, I won't move if the enemy doesn't move! The fox thought to himself:
The fox hurriedly said to the king: I passed by and brought nothing! Let me go......
Monkey, a fox can talk and be blinded! Isn't talking Brother Monkey's own patent? Why can foxes talk? I heard humans say that only the demon beasts that build the foundation can speak; There are also some special races "innate realms" that can speak!
Brother, I'm just a special case, I was born to speak, and my brother is now a great grandmaster! I'm born with great strength! I heard that I have 6,000 pounds of strength and 10,000 pounds of strength to build a foundation, and I should also have 6,000 pounds of strength!
Building the foundation realm, I heard that it is rare to go out of the sect! There are only some "special racial precociousness", and the innate realm will speak~ It seems that it is a congenital realm! But I don't know how to do magic, I have to start first!
When the fox is still in the circle~ the monkey rushes over! The fox was beaten fat, but it was too late for the fox to resist......
In the end, it's still a good mouth~ Big brother's majestic and majestic assets~ A bunch of good words passed, and he praised while begging for mercy! The monkey let him go! I found out later! The monkey just has a lot of strength!
Later, the monkey was afraid that the fox would know the truth, so he practiced desperately, lifted stones and threw stones, and finally lifted stones, went to the bottom of the waterfall, and lifted stones under the impact of the waterfall! The greater the strength, the more it has reached 8,000 catties, and the body method is also very sensitive......
The fox couldn't do it anymore, so he sat down with peace of mind! In the end, Brother Monkey also received a lot! Since then, the fox has been at ease!
The fox's revenge is hopeless~ Besides, except for Brother Monkey, he has to say it all within a hundred miles! Since then, he has been willing to sit on the second brother, and he is also at ease!
I should have been the boss! The fox said with remorse in his heart! didn't make a move when it was time to make a move, and then the fox became the monkey's military advisor, and Brother Monkey basically became the shopkeeper! That little day was comfortable, this is not good to train the little brother, there is something to do the little brother!
I'll go, this sad second brother life! Other little brothers can't speak, Brother Monkey in order to show his status, just look for a sense of existence if he has nothing to do!
As for the origin of the monkeys? The monkey himself can't tell the "......"
According to him, one day he woke up hungry in a cave and went out hungry to pick fruit to eat, but he had never climbed a tree, and he couldn't reach anything to eat!
In a hurry, I shook off the fruit in my mind, but I didn't think that the thick bowl of the tree was shaken down, so I knew that I had great strength, and then I wrestled with the tiger and lion in the mountain! It's not his opponent after all the challenges! Later, he learned to climb trees, and then Brother Monkey jumped around and played......
Until one day I saw 2 people "class robbery, and the four people on the opposite side actually threw down the goods and ran away!"
It was fun to learn from them. In the next few years, I learned to speak, and occasionally went to the village, put on my clothes and covered my head to go shopping! not only learned a lot of words, but also learned messy songs, and then Brother Monkey began his career of robbery......
At first, Brother Monkey was also afraid! When there are many people, they do not rob, and when there are few people, they rob the road. Brother Monkey hid in the woods and shouted a few times. There are really some who are cowardly, so they will throw the silver taels, eat and run away.
Brother Monkey also became bold! When I met someone who wanted to resist, a branch swished out of the woods, and the horse's leg was broken!
Throwing things with great strength is also a weapon! Sometimes throwing stones and smashing all the trees are broken, and when people see it, who has ever beaten this robbery so fiercely!
As long as there are less than ten people, hundreds of thousands of taels of silver have been stored on the mountain, and there are a lot of jewels and herbs! Brother Monkey robbed the road also depends on the mood, how many times a year!
Slowly, there is a robber here, and someone is suing the government! It is said that there are hundreds of bandits, and thousands of officers and soldiers have come and nothing has been caught! In the future, there will still be people robbing the road, and the benefit has not hurt anyone!
The government also wondered what kind of robbers this was, could they fly! But then there are only those cultivators, but the cultivators need a lot of money, so they will grab these things for a drop in the bucket! No way, absolutely no way! It's a cultivator!
If you are a warrior, you can't fail to catch it! Is that weird? What the hell is going on, if it's a monster, you can't eat people. As long as you throw down the goods and run, you'll be fine!
Slowly, people stopped being scared and continued to take this road to deliver goods! Knowing that these robbers prefer food, bring plenty of food and drink! Not to mention, it's really good!
If you have a small amount of food and drink, you can pass safely. The government also invited the "Great Grandmaster Realm" to be sent here, perhaps because of luck, they didn't meet each other! Because Brother Monkey robbed the road completely depends on the mood!
And then the government will be gone!
Later, Brother Monkey took in a group of younger brothers on the mountain, and he was busy training his younger brothers! It feels good to be a big brother in the mountains! It's just a pity that I can't communicate with him! Until the second brother of the fox came, Brother Monkey's monkey life ideal was different!
In the past, Brother Monkey robbed the road, and the silver he got was thrown everywhere. For a while, many mountain runners often came here to find silver taels! As a result, there were too many people later, which affected Brother Monkey's sleep! Brother Monkey let the little brother roar twice to stop the momentum.
Later, listen to human beings, and the beauty of silver taels! The trick of everyone bringing sweets and wine is not good, and the silver must be halved. Brother Monkey is still particular about monkeys! Leave half! When Brother Monkey was greedy, he took the silver taels, and put on human makeup to buy desserts, cooked food, and wine......
Then, I met the second brother of the fox! Directly started to be a big brother and lay flat! The status is stable! Basically, he didn't have to do it himself, and basically the second brother of the fox did what he did at that time......
Sometimes I still stand on the top of the mountain~ Ah! The wind blows and the farts are cold, this invincible is really lonely! Who understands my brother's loneliness? How many emotions have to be passed in life, and since ancient times, it has been the saddest pass set by my brother......