Dog Egg Advice ~ Zhijin Cottage
Dog's egg, directly blindfolded! I just wanted to talk about it at length......
~This! The dog's egg is directly stuck!
Cloud, nod to Da Zhuang!
Da Zhuang is ruined by excitement! Boss, this is my words! "I have a good IQ! I'm slowly approaching the boss IQ! You see that most of the old people have a fan! I didn't have the boss before, but it seems that I have gained a lot from the experience, and I really like this Bifan Jin. ”
Ahem, ahem! The dog pondered for a moment and coughed dryly. "I'm analyzing, let's say; It's just a strategy! I have two more ideas! ”
"I nodded when I saw the clouds!"
Dogdan, and then said: "My second strategy is that we will rush directly to kill the soldiers guarding the gate of the village!" Kill straight in. ”
Yun Yun nodded again when he heard this! ~Yes! Yun thought to himself that it was so simple, thinking that the strength of my "Grandmaster" could directly advance horizontally. Alas! Recently, I've made up a bit fiercely, and my brain is not good to use! How did I not think of that?
At this time, Xiao Hei spoke: "Boss, I also want to analyze it!" The clouds are another burst of joy! ~Yes! They've been with me for a long time, and they're all IQ online! When the clouds are drifting in the clouds......
Xiao Hei spoke again: "Boss, go straight to the walled door?" The wooden pillars of the gate are so thick! People don't open the door? Let's bump into it, even if the old man's strength is broken, and people release arrows, what should we do? ~ We don't have any armor! Besides, there must be a "Grandmaster Realm" on the cottage! A grandmaster is fine! What if there are a lot of Grandmaster realms?
Da Zhuang, looking at Xiao Hei with a surprised face~ Okay! Little Black Brothers, yes! I saw the clouds again and nodded! Emotional! We've only been with the boss for a few days, and this IQ has been pushed sideways. Da Zhuang made up his mind to follow the boss in the wind and rain in the future!
Dog's eggs dizzy again? I thought to myself, I can't be compared to the two of them, I used to make up my mind! However, the upper middle policy was overthrown by Da Zhuang and Xiao Heige! This is a bit of a no-brainer. But look at the big and strong little black that "finished pretending"!
Dogdan, gritting his teeth, still continued; I have a third strategy: "That is, we send "money" and pretend to join the house. ~ Wait until you enter the village, and the boss's martial arts whirlwind will be used, and it will not be crushed! Even if the "Grandmaster Realm" is defenseless, it can't bear the boss! Then the boss will be the owner of the village, don't you just do it! ”
The clouds nodded! said: "Yes, yes, just like I thought!" ”
Da Zhuang, Xiao Hei, and Dogan worship with a face, the boss is really the boss! Yun continued, "Let me add, I pretended to be the son who was kidnapped by you and demanded a ransom. ”
Yun thought to himself: "I watch plays at home like this, and I want to ......ransom a boy if I catch a son."
This proposal in the cloud! In an instant, the dog's mind became smoother and smoother! Suddenly thought of the boss's idea, Gao is really high! It's a stroke of genius! In this way, the copycat people will not be suspicious. This strategy becomes the "best policy"! The boss's IQ is high!
Dogan, and thought with emotion: "There is still a gap between my IQ and the boss!" I have to take advantage of the time when the boss "trains" me to improve myself! ”
At this time, Xiao Hei had already boiled the snow water; At last everyone drank hot water. In the past few days, those who have been "ice and snow" have suffered! Everyone continued to discuss for a while, adding and analyzing the details one by one. Everyone discussed that it was already "midnight"! The three of them who had been on the road for a day fell asleep.
The four of them, after getting up in the morning, they got ready according to the "arranged script" last night! In the end, it was found that since he was a "weak son", he could not "carry a big knife on his back". I can't get a big knife, so Xiao Hei and Goudan tried it separately. In the end, it was only two people who carried it.
The two of them, very helpless to look at the clouds? Yun looked at Da Zhuang, and Da Zhuang stepped forward to try, but he could only barely mention it. Top dog! I can't dance! My big knife is 50 pounds. I'm going to have the boss's knife again, I can't walk!"
In the end, everyone discussed that Da Zhuang would put his love knife in this cave first. Da Zhuang carried a big knife in the clouds. Wait until the village and then hand it to the clouds! Everyone planned well. The only one who can come forward to "talk" is a dog.
These four people are just good at talking dogs! Able to talk like a river! Speak clearly. And responsive and good communicator!
Dog, this "high-spirited"! The boss has handed over such a stylish job to himself, and he must perform well. Tidy up your clothes. Then "stride forward" to the front of the walled gate......
shouted: "Big brother guarding the door! We are the mountain bandits of the Lu border! We want to go to the big bosses. I heard that the big boss Ren Yi, we caught a "county order son" in the territory of Lu State! ”
After speaking, the dog took out 100 taels of silver from his back pocket, walked more than 10 steps, and stepped forward to hand it over. This big brother! This is the "private money" that the younger brother has saved for many years and asks a few eldest brothers to take it for drinking!
"Little leader, I saw 4 people coming~. And the other is hostage. I didn't think to be prepared! "Little leader, I saw that the person who was talking was a "half-bald green who looked a little happy!" I looked at the silver taels handed over again, almost 100 taels! Yes! This little brother is a "bright man"!
It's easy to say~ It's easy to say! While taking the silver tael, he asked, "What do you call this little brother?" What title? I'll have to report it to the owner of the village.
Goudan said, "This big brother, my name is Goudan. People give the nickname "Shine on a Mountain"! I don't know your surname, big brother? "This, the little boss "poof", almost laughed!
~This~ This! But, just received two people's money! How can you give this little brother a little face, and it will be "unkind"! I~poof! The little boss said in his heart that he almost choked out internal injuries for me! The rest of the bandits "laughed"!
The dog, in the circle, looked at the little leader and said, "This big brother! What's the matter, is my name bad? ”
When the little leader heard this, he almost choked back his internal injuries! No~No! Brother, you name the "atmosphere"!
"Dog Egg", the light of the egg shines on the earth! I understand that where there is sunlight, there is "Brother Dog", you mean! Brother don't say anything, the person who named you is definitely a "man of God"!
Dogan, nodded and said, "This big brother, sure enough, is really a master!" It took me "three days and three nights" for my "daddy" to come up with this name! He also said, "The light of the eggs will shine on the earth!" ”
Hahaha! There was another burst of laughter in the walled gate! At this time, the little leader said: "My surname is Hu, and my name is Hu Wall!" The wall at the head of the wall. ~ Dogdan, I also admired the god who named "Hu Wall"!
A few people in the clouds, who grew up with dogs since childhood, don't think it's funny, everyone is brothers!
At this time, the small boss said that he would open the gate of the village, and there was no need to report to the big boss. Other "mountain bandits" looked at each other!
What to see! Hurry up and open the gate, such an interesting brother! If we don't go up the mountain, we'll have a lot less fun!
Something happened, and there was me! These people laugh when they think of "the name of the dog"! Let go of your precaution! Under the leadership of the owner of the village, the "brother-in-law", the gate of the village was opened and the three people were let in. Everyone thinks, anyway, there is a "brother-in-law of the village owner" when something happens!
The cottage people, after letting the clouds and others enter, they laughed non-stop! Hahaha! After guarding the gate for so many years, I am happy today, and I don't feel cold on such a cold day! It seems that life is still the most important thing to be happy!
The group of people in the cloud passed through the second gate and came to the Juyi Hall smoothly. There are a lot of people gathered here! The crowd is watching a wrestling match......