Chapter 338 339 This treasure friend, are you not happy......
Obviously, my astonishing results have attracted the close attention of the competition committee.
For a while, from the gate of the big willow tree to the outer set, but wherever I went, the high-definition monitoring overhead adjusted its position to accompany me all the way.
Countless people also got out of the various vehicles on both sides of the street, touching the button camera on their chest, silently facing me.
Very good!
It's finally the focus of attention.
That's what you want.
Orphan dogs, show me clearly, old despicable, follow me and watch me sing you a one-man show of seven in and seven out!
You are destined to be witnesses to my fame!
Come on!
Let you see, what is a real genius!
Four minutes later!
Twenty-eight bars supported me to kill the big willow tree and drive straight to a stall in the roadside market.
This is also a stall selling medicinal herbs.
Different from the stall of the Miao aunt, this bearded stall also adds an additional cultural toy.
As always, the right foot is on the curb, and the right arm is leaning down!
Bang!
I slammed the bottle on the ground and let the bearbone wine flow all over the floor.
The bearded stall owner was frightened by my movements and looked at me curiously.
I bent down and picked up the bear bone from the shards of glass and hung it in the air, "Boss. Do you want to accept it?"
The bearded stall owner squinted at me, then at the object: "What is this?"
"Good stuff! Only a thousand!"
Having learned the lesson of the last medal stall owner, this time I opened my mouth directly to quote and did not give the stall owner any chance to break the ink mouth.
didn't give the old talent Yuan Jiacheng a chance to intervene with the-stirring sticks.
Hearing my offer, the bearded stall owner ho straight fun: "Young man, you play." You care if I want a thousand of this broken bone thing? Is this a dragon bone or a panda bone?"
I looked determined and whispered, "Earn five times as much as you!"
The bearded stall owner was so excited that he immediately let out a happy call from SpongeBob SquarePants: "This treasure friend, you don't want to take it. What bones are worth a thousand? Earn me five times as much?"
Laughing and screaming, the stall owner offered me a cigarette and called me brother, "Don't play here. Your dean told you to go back and take your medicine."
"This kid, the devil is obscured!"
Chinese cabbage, old Xiucai, Yuan Jiacheng, Liu Yuxi, and a group of people just arrived.
Hearing the ridicule of the bearded stall owner, many people suddenly burst out into laughter, clapping their legs and stomping their feet, leaning forward and leaning back.
"Big brother, I'm afraid your number isn't 250?"
"Big brother. How long have you been in bed 250? How dare you sell a bone for a thousand?"
"Hahahaha, Coke killed me......
Many contestants who were bored and waited for death to eat and wait for death couldn't laugh one by one, and they made sarcastic and sarcastic remarks to me and hit me hard.
In their eyes, I am the outright Fan Jinzhongju!
I sat on the 28-bar seat, stepped on the curb, and looked down at the bear bone the size of a lighter in my hand.
He picked up the bear bone and threw it lightly on the sidewalk.
The bear bones hit the ground with a muffled sound!
In the next second, a half-sized husky followed the smell of bear bones and slowly leaned forward with its nose clubbed!
At the moment when the husky's nose was about to pestle the bear bone, the husky suddenly exploded, and the dog's mouth let out the most miserable and long cry, and quickly retreated!
This miserable cry directly suppressed the laughter and noise of a group of soy sauce parties.
Just when everyone was in shock, the half-big husky suddenly lay on the cold ground, and his mouth let out the worst sorrow.
Mournful and raced!
Its bones were shaking, and it was covered with foul-smelling urine!
At this moment, in the eyes of the husky, it seems to see
When it came to the most terrifying natural enemy, the kind of fear that he didn't dare to run made countless people on the scene stunned and subverted the three views.
"Shhh
"Huh?"
Suddenly, a buyer who was touching an object in front of the herb stall raised his head and slowly picked up a bear bone not far away.
The buyer took the bear bone and sniffed it first, then looked at the fracture of the joint to form a grease-like solid, pressed his thumb on both sides of the bone and rubbed it back and forth, and then sniffed it again.
Sniffing and sniffing, the buyer suddenly stuck out his tongue and gently licked the broken bear bone. Look at the book
Under the gaze of many disgusting and incomprehensible eyes, the buyer directly bit down on a small piece of coagulation and chewed back and forth in his mouth.
Then, the buyer came to the husky with the bones.
At this time, the husky was completely frightened and paralyzed into mud.
When the smell of the bones was heard again, the husky let out a low whine and stool gushed out.
This was an impossible scene, and the soy sauce party at the headquarters panicked, and even forgot the stench of the husky.
The bearded stall owner gasped, his eyes shrunk to the size of a pin's eye, and Lightning raised his hand to grab the bear bone.
He's fast, and the buyer on the opposite side is faster.
Wow!
The old buyer tucked the bear bone into his sleeve, grabbed the cufflinks firmly, and grinned at the bearded stall owner, "I'm sorry, I'll come first."
Suddenly, the stall owner was struck by lightning and turned into an ice puppet. A red face turned white in an instant, revealing the most painful regret.
With a smile on his face that was more ugly than crying, he looked at me pitifully with his head held high, and Ai Ai cried with pleading: "This treasure friend. Is it too late for me to regret it?"
The old man tilted his head and smiled and said to the stall owner, "This treasure friend, you don't break the rules."
Immediately, the stall owner cried and mourned, and his face was full of regretful pain in his intestines.
The old man got up slowly, smiled deeply at me, and spoke the most fluent and authentic old Yandu dialect: "Gentlemen. Give me a hand."
As soon as the jargon came out, the bearded stall owner was like a slap in the face, and sat down on the cold street bricks, his face was gray and blue, and his facial features were clenched in pain.
In the next second, in front of everyone, the stall owner slapped himself hard.
Some of the onlookers on the side of the soy sauce party picked their heads, some grinned, some covered their noses, and some shrunk their brows.
It's just that the scene is extremely quiet. I can't hear the slightest bit of blow, mockery, laughter.