Chapter 38 Crosstalk sketches
"Oh! I hope that Brother Han and the princess's sister-in-law's legs will get better soon. Qi Tongtong said sincerely.
"It's fine, just fell. It's good to keep it for a while. Shi Lian said with a smile. This little girl is very cute, and her mind is simple.
"The princess and sister-in-law are fine. Tongtong takes you to play. Eat all over Kyoto. Qi Tongtong happily invited Shi Lian.
"Okay!" Shi Lian also happily accepted the invitation. Once upon a time, he also wanted to have such a cute sister. Soft and cute is cute.
"Grandpa, the show has begun. Let's go to the show first. This is my granddaughter-in-law, a drama troupe that has just been formed. Specially for your birthday. For the sake of your old smile. Shi Lian smiled and said to Miao Xiongfei.
"What kind of drama are you singing?" Miao Xiongfei suddenly came to his senses.
"Grandpa, you'll know when you go and see it. Make sure you have a good smile on your face. Gong Yuhan said.
He had the pleasure of seeing them rehearse. It's not at all the same as today's opera. Refresh your eyes. The princess of his family is really a genius. The princess said that it was called sketch and cross talk.
"Han'er, have you seen it? Is it really good-looking? Miao Xiongfei saw Gong Yuhan and recommended it to him. Suddenly the interest was even stronger.
"Grandpa Miao, Brother Han and the princess and sister-in-law both said that they were good-looking, so it must be very good-looking. Tongtong also wants to see it. Let's take a look at it now. Qi Tongtong also happily supported Miao Xiongfei and was about to leave.
Miao Xiongfei also wanted to see it. He likes novelty the most. Lele went to the stage with them.
Along the way, there were many ministers and family members who came to celebrate their birthdays. Miao Xiongfei was invited to the play. The birthday feast will not start until an hour. So everyone followed the grandfather to listen to the play first.
There are still some good places, just stand together and chatter. Others took their sons to see their daughters. It is also a big family that relies on this kind of birthday banquet and wedding banquet. There are also some elegant people who do it, and the cherry blossom viewing party is there! Fighting poetry club! Within the gathering, only marriageable men and women can look at each other together.
Shi Lian didn't care so much about them. Sitting directly in a wheelchair, pushed by Yu Yao, he followed Gong Yuhan.
Qi Tongtong hugged Miao Xiongfei, and from time to time said something about himself and his grandfather, and Miao Xiongfei couldn't close his mouth.
After a while, the crowd was in front of the stage. Miao Xiongfei sat in the front row. Gong Yuhan sat on the edge of Miao Xiongfei, and Shi Lian sat next to Gong Yuhan. Qi Tongtong sat on the other side of Miao Xiongfei.
Ministers and family members who were invited to come with us. I just chose a random seat and sat down. Everyone knows that this country-in-law has a bad temper, so they don't go to his side.
I saw Shi Lian snap his fingers, and the curtain on the stage opened.
I saw a woman dressed in ordinary clothes, holding two crutches in her hands. Hawking on stage, followed by the same ordinary-dressed person. It looks like it should be his father-in-law.
"Abducted, sold." Ordinary women walked on the stage and shouted.
Ordinary woman: Hey~~~ Big flicker! Big flicker!
Woman's father-in-law: What are you shouting about, in front of everyone, don't call me by my stage name, okay?
Ordinary woman: Daddy, child.
Woman's Father-in-law: Hey.
Ordinary Woman: If you want me to say this, don't sell it!
Woman's father-in-law: Don't say that, don't sell it, do this crutch and work and build materials, you haven't slept for a day and a night, don't you lose money if you don't sell it?
Ordinary woman: This street is full of good legs and feet, who bought your stuff?
Woman's husband: What are you talking about, you still don't know my strengths, and you still call me a big fool? I can fool the righteous and evil, and I can fool the traitor, and the little couple is doing well, and I fooled him and separated. Selling crutches today, I can give him a cripple with a pair of good legs!
Ordinary Woman: Haha, you can pull it down.
The demonic laughter amused the grandfather of the country below. I couldn't stop laughing.
"Granddaughter-in-law. Did you rehearse this? Miao Xiongfei smiled heartily, his eyes staring at the stage. Don't want to miss a detail. This performance is too funny, isn't it?
Ordinary Woman: I don't believe that you can fool people with good legs?
Woman's Husband: That's my strength.
Ordinary woman: I don't know your strengths yet, (to the audience) our child and his father are interesting, I heard that Accountant Wang's family bought a car cover for the horse, I heard that the four stunned people bought a cow and sold a nose ring cover, I heard that Zhang San's sister-in-law couldn't sleep and went to the family to sell tranquilizers, and the most annoying thing was that the old Zhao Sanya was going to get married, and he even sold pink pants and flower belly pockets at the door of his house.
"Haha-"
"Ahaha-this uncle is too funny."
"Oops! People laughed in tears! ”
"Who's rehearsing this play, why is it so funny? I'll invite you to perform at my house when I get back. Haha – it's hilarious. ”
Everyone below laughed and leaned back. The grandfather of the country also smiled all the time.
At the end of the sketch, the people below couldn't stand up with laughter.
"Granddaughter-in-law, you are really good at rehearsing this scene! Oops! I'm laughing at the old man. The grandfather finally stopped laughing. praised Shi Lian.
"Grandpa, Princess, she hasn't closed her eyes much for two days in order to rehearse this show for you. The grandson was distressed to see it. Gong Yuhan said with a hug for the time.
"My granddaughter-in-law has worked hard. Waiting for the grandfather to have a big reward. Your troupe has been here for a few days, and my grandfather likes to watch it. "The grandfather is like a child begging for candy.
"Okay! Grandpa can watch it as long as you want, this troupe is a play specially arranged for you by your granddaughter-in-law. There is also Mulan joining the army for her father below. It should be all you like to watch. You stay and watch slowly. I'm tired of watching. My granddaughter-in-law will also rehearse a new play for you. Shi Lian said with a smile.
"It's still my granddaughter-in-law who feels sorry for me, an old man. Han'er, this stinky boy. Every time, I go back to Kyoto and come to my house. Other times you don't look at him at all. The national grandfather angrily accused Gong Yuhan.
"Grandpa, there will be a granddaughter-in-law in the future. I took the time to come to my grandfather's house to eat. When the time comes, don't dislike your granddaughter-in-law for eating too much! Shi Lian said smartly.
"Yes! Grandpa Miao. Wait for the princess's sister-in-law to heal her leg injury. Tongtong is with the princess's sister-in-law. Come to your house every day. Don't bother us then. Qi Tongtong also helped make Miao Xiongfei happy.
"Good. Good boy. "The grandfather was very touched by what they said. All good boys.
"Grandpa, granddaughter-in-law wants to go out for convenience. Let the prince accompany you here to watch the play. The granddaughter-in-law will go back as soon as she goes. "Shi Lian wants to go to the toilet.
"Okay, let's go!" Miao Xiongfei stood the sketch in the stand, waving his hand to signal that Shi Lian could go.
"Tongtong will accompany the princess and sister-in-law." Qi Tongtong stood behind Shi Lian and pushed the wheelchair away.
Yu Yao shook her head, followed the wheelchair, and went with her. He is a maid, although he is in the Guozhang Mansion, but danger is everywhere, she has to stay by the princess's side and take good care of the princess
Yu Yao shook her head, followed the wheelchair, and went with her. He is a maid, although he is in the Guozhang Mansion, but danger is everywhere, she has to stay by the princess's side and take good care of the princess. And protect the safety of the princess.
"Sister-in-law Princess, what does Brother Han do to you!" Qi Tongtong asked curiously while pushing.
"Little girl, do you care so much about my married life with your brother Han? No shame! Shi Lian laughed, she felt that it was quite fun to joke with Qi Tongtong.
"Oops! Princess and sister-in-law, you know how to laugh at others. I'm just curious, what the usually cold brother Han looks like after getting married. Pure curiosity. Qi Tongtong's face was very red and she stomped her feet coquettishly.
"Haha! How could there be such a lovely girl as you. Shi Lian laughed.
"The princess and sister-in-law don't want to say it, forget it. But looking at the princess and sister-in-law, her complexion is so good, and her spirit is not bad, Brother Han should be good to the princess and sister-in-law. Qi Tongtong saw that Shi Lian didn't answer herself at all, so she said to herself.
"The little girl's gossip heart is quite heavy. Your brother is very good to me. Shi Lian said lightly.
"Sister, I've found you, Daddy, my sister is here!" Just when I fell in love with the bathroom, I walked with Qi Tongtong and Yuyao on the way back to the stage.
As soon as they passed a garden, a woman blocked their way. And shouted behind him.
"Huh! Who do I think it is? It turned out to be the eldest lady of the Ministry of Shangshu's Mansion! Look up for a long time, look up for a long time! Shi Lian looked at Shi Yuan with a displeased face, blocking his way.
I almost burst out laughing. Why does this thing dare to come out at this time? I'm not afraid that her wig will fly. Ha ha!
She still remembered that a few days ago, when she was tidying up the space with Gong Yuhan, she found her from Shi Yuan and Sun Jing'er. Hair down.
She is based on the principle of waste utilization. I made two wigs.
They found people separately and sold them to the Ministry of Shangshu Mansion and the Prime Minister's Mansion.
And it sold for a lot of silver? The so-called emaciated camel is bigger than a horse. He ransacked the Prime Minister's Mansion to the point that there were no bed boards. Only the clothes and pants were left for them.
They even had money to help Sun Jing'er buy a wig, and she offered two hundred taels for that wig. They didn't even hesitate to give it. It's really rich and capricious.
No matter how big the difficulty is, it can't stop a woman's love of beauty. The officials and Shangshu Mansion were about to eat chaff vegetables, and they were even willing to spend two hundred taels to buy a wig for Shi Yuan.
This means that Shi Yuan fished for the golden beetle son-in-law at the birthday banquet of the national father-in-law? Wouldn't it be interesting if the wig suddenly fell off and the little turtle on its head was exposed.
Shi Lian made up a lot of brains. I almost couldn't hold back my laughter. It would be embarrassing if you laughed out loud. When the time comes, he can't tell them that he laughs because he wants to see the little turtle on Shi Yuan's head.
Shi Lian still thinks that his painting skills are very good. At least the world can tell that it is a small turtle. Ha ha!
"Sister, what you said is out of sight, I'm your sister!" Shi Yuan was a little embarrassed when she heard Shi Lian's words, but she didn't forget the purpose of her coming here today.
"This princess only gave birth to one daughter. did not give birth to a sister to this princess. Why does Miss Shi call this princess her sister? Shi Lian looked at Shi Yuan sternly.
"I ......" Shi Yuan was a little choked by Shi Lian's words. When did this fool become so difficult to deal with. I was in the house before, but I was very stupid. She didn't dare to say anything she asked her to do.