What is it like to be pinched by someone's ear?

Jingshu hissed and said busily: "It hurts, it hurts...... You light on Aunt Li!! ”

The sleepiness on her face was dispelled by the pain, and she only yawned as she sat up.

"Early in the morning...... What are you doing? Jing Shu put on his shoes, looked at the woman standing beside his bed, and asked, "Didn't you already pay off the 800 yuan I owed you last time?" ”

Aunt Li is a slightly wealthy middle-aged woman, almost sixty years old, she wears a gray floral shirt, the pants are very simple plaid blue pants, wearing a headscarf that ties her hair when she works, her skin is dark, her eyes are dark, but she is very spirited, she looks like a simple peasant woman.

"You still have the face to say?! The last time you borrowed money, you nodded in front of your mother like a grandson, why did you look like I owe you 2580,000 yuan when you repay the money this time? "Aunt Li's accent is an authentic northerner, and it sounds very rustic.

Jing Shu looked inexplicable, "This time? I paid back the 100 yuan yesterday, why did you still ask for it today? ”

Aunt Li snorted coldly and smashed a basket of cabbage directly on Jing Shu's head!

"It's going to be eight o'clock, and you're still sleeping?! If I don't come today, are you going to sleep until three o'clock in the morning?! Aunt Li pointed to the pigsty of Jingshu's house and said, "Look at your little pigs, how long have you been staring at you?!" Why don't you go get them something to eat?! ”

Jing Shu pursed his mouth, picked up the cabbage scattered on the bed and put it back in the basket and said, "I know, I know, auntie, you are busy with your going...... Eh, this cabbage seems to be quite fresh today? ”

Jing Shu glanced twice, the cabbage was fresh, it should have just been picked from the ground, and it was clean.

Aunt Li rolled her eyes at her: "I am tired of listening to it every day, is it the kind you want to eat?" I've sent it to you, don't leave it with me in the future! ”

After she finished speaking, she scolded and left.

Jing Shu smiled: "Thank you, auntie!" Love you! ”

Aunt Li waved her hand with her back to her, "Don't talk nonsense!" Hurry up and clean up your house for me! It's so dirty! Like a girl?! ”

Like a girl, Jingshu doesn't know, but she is sure that her body is a woman.

Although the chest is a little flat, it is not in the way.

She changed her clothes, put away the pillow for his wife, who had slept with her all night last night, and after folding the quilt and washing up, she cooked a pot of porridge, took her sickle and basket and set off to cut pigweed.

Jingshu has a secret.

She is not from this world.

In the original real world, she was a social animal, a social animal who lived under the coercion of the leader every day, working from 9 to 5 every day, just for the damn five insurances and one housing fund.

As a result, she was fired the night before she was about to get a promotion and a raise.

The reason is that the damn green tea in the office was favored by the president, and in order to promote the green tea to be his personal secretary, the president of "Tianliang Wang Po" directly found a reason to fire her.

It's on.

It's open!!

What the is this?!

Of course, Jingshu was not convinced, she ran angrily to find the bastard president and the slut green tea, but as soon as she pushed open the door of the president, she saw that the green tea stepped on the president on the ground, and the high heels were about to pierce the president's face!

Jing Shu froze in place for a moment, and asked weakly and fearfully, "That...... Your Excellency, President...... Originally...... Do you like this tune? ”

Green tea is beautiful, super beautiful embryo, but the heart is too bad, when in the same office, I always like to find trouble with Jingshu, negotiate a contract to Jingshu to accompany, make a document to Jingshu, force her to work overtime, green tea is on the side of the smile to see her busy, drink the coffee and black tea sent by the coloring embryo leader, you are very good.

After asking, the president who was trampled on suddenly shouted in a pig-killing voice: "I'm wrong, Jingshu, I'm wrong!" I'm sorry! I shouldn't have fired you! Please! Please let Ayi let me go! ”

Jingshu: "......"

it!

Before he could react, he saw that Green Tea took his feet back, walked up to her in three or two steps, gently held up her chin, and said with a smile: "Shushu, I helped you teach him a lesson, he didn't dare to fire you again, and he would directly promote you to be the general manager." ”

Jingshu: "......"

Green Tea leaned over slightly, kissed her forehead gently, a somewhat charming smile on her beautiful face, spit on the tip of her nose, and asked softly, "Are you happy?" ”

Jingshu: "!! ”

Groove !!

Jingshu, who was seriously frightened, immediately knocked off Green Tea's hand and fled from the stairs with a rolling belt, but on the road not far from the company, she was buried alive by the slag truck that suddenly collapsed next to her.

When they are rescued, those who are already dead cannot die again.

The bodies were blackened with cinders and looked as if they had just returned from Africa.

You have to ask Jingshu why she knows, because her soul is on the side, and she sees her tragic death.

- That's ugly, isn't it!!

Jingshu was very speechless, people live for a lifetime, and they don't fight for steamed buns, but she has nodding her head every day for steamed buns and selling her dignity to the leader, but she didn't expect that she wouldn't even leave her breath when she died.

Tut.

A book title silently appeared in my heart - "I Die Not Gracefully"

But there is no way, since the person is dead, there is nothing to say, I just hope that I can be reincarnated in the family of the richest man in the world in the next life, chewing money and falling to the ground, eating and waiting for death every day to buy all the figures I want.

In a trance, Jingshu also seemed to see the impermanence who came to hook the soul - wait!

That's not impermanence!

It's green tea!

Green Tea rushed into the crowd, struggling to pull away the onlookers who were watching his body, and then hugged the cinder-blackened corpse and cried.

The way green tea cries is really pear blossoms with rain, which is worthy of green tea.

Although I hated to death this kind of woman who relied on her body to ascend to the throne before I was alive, it was still the same sentence, since people are dead, it is useless to talk more.

Jingshu's feelings for green tea are very complicated, he has no parents since he was a child, and he grew up slowly relying on government subsidies for poor households, and later became a social animal, and was targeted by the office people because of his strong work ability, and then green tea came, of course, life was even worse, so it was definitely hated.

However, after her death, only green tea gave her a funeral, and she was given a lot of food that she loved to eat before her death......

Strange, how does Green Tea know her preferences?

There was only one person at the funeral, Jing Shu was standing by her grave, her soul was already close to penetrating the yin, and she also knew that she was about to disappear, so when she finally saw green tea, Jing Shu pursed her mouth, squatted down and said to this beautiful woman with long hair: "Don't come, you know I hate you." ”

After saying that, Jingshu's soul disappeared completely.

It's a little sad, but—

I thought that I might be reincarnated in a rich family in the future!!

It's a little exciting!

However, when he opened his eyes again, Jingshu's dream was shattered.

We won't say much about the specific situation, anyway, after escaping from a group of people, she was successfully adopted by a family member.

Tut.

As a result, the dream of the rich kid was shattered all of a sudden.

Reincarnation did not cast, but crossed.

She also wore into a world that was very similar to her real world, but this world was very weird, and she couldn't say what was weird, but at least she could be sure that there was absolutely no such scene in her original world where hundreds of heavy machine gun armed soldiers chased and killed a nine-year-old girl!!

But Jingshu was lucky, she escaped, and after hiding all her traces, she became an authentic rural pig girl.

But what is not hard is that the parents at home had a car accident, and all the people are gone, only the grandmother is still there, but the grandmother also died when she was thirteen years old, so Jingshu became a person completely.

- What's the difference between this and being a social animal in the previous life?!!

No, there are.

At least the family left a house and a litter of piglets.

Yes, after being squeezed dry by the capitalist vampire company, she is now crossing and has become a rural piglet breeder again.