The appearance and figure of the Internet celebrity blogger "All-weather Goddess" are first-class in my opinion, and it seems that she can speak foreign languages of several countries. Her videos are full of all kinds of dog licking barrages, what "I'm infusion, I miss your liquid" (this rotten homophonic terrier!) "Sister, you are 100% perfect in my heart! (Grammar is incomprehensible, could it be written by an elementary school student?) "The goddess brought me home, and I am willing to be a cow and a horse!" 1 (Hmph, I guess the goddess doesn't want to!) ）

Video 1 "The Goddess's Daily Food": The Internet celebrity blogger is wearing silk pajamas, although he looks sleepy-eyed, he can still see that he has exquisite no-makeup on his face. "Many friends ask me how to maintain a good figure, the key is to eat, dieting can not solve everything, but to eat well. For example, breakfast..."At this time, the camera turns to the marble table in front of the goddess, on which in addition to a small pot of delicate flower arrangements, there are also beautiful tableware, but the food in this tableware is not flattering. "Every morning I eat a slice of wholewheat bread with no butter jam, a glass of skim milk, a small slice of ham and a hard-boiled egg."

Well, except for the little slice of ham, which is a little bit appealing, the rest of the food tastes like chewy wax in my opinion.

In the next shot, the Internet celebrity blogger put on a delicate little dress, as if she was in a restaurant with a petty bourgeois atmosphere, she took off her sunglasses and said to the camera: "You have to eat a full lunch, but you must pay attention to your calorie intake."

At this time, the camera turned to the plate in front of her, a plate of green lettuce, I was already sour in my stomach because I didn't eat breakfast, and I couldn't help retching a few times when I saw this pile of grass-like food.

The concubine really can't do it! I quickly swiped my finger across the screen to go to the next video.

The goddess's daily body management: The Internet celebrity blogger wore a pink bean paste tracksuit, tied a beautiful ponytail, and stood in a place with beautiful mountains and rivers. "Morning jogging is an essential part of my daily routine, and even when I go on a business trip, I always have sportswear and running shoes in my suitcase," she said. The benefits of a morning jog I also told my babies last time, it can not only effectively burn your fat, but also eliminate edema and make your face firm throughout the day. ”

Morning jog! This can be there! Time is running out, every minute counts! I immediately turned off the video and started rummaging through the cabinets to find my shelves, tracksuits and running shoes that I had been eating dirt for years.

Although the goddess and I in the video are running against the rising sun, the goddess is on a forest path with dense vegetation, and I am in the community park full of energetic uncles and aunts; The goddess of the other people walked lightly and had a relaxed expression, while my body sank like an iron block, and I didn't run a few steps before I was out of breath and my expression was hideous. A lean man wearing only a vest and shorts, walked past me twice with a vigorous pace, probably couldn't stand it, stopped in front of me, and said to me kindly: "Girl, is it the first time to run?" Running should be methodical and scientific. Come, I'll tell you an official account, you just follow him to learn. As he spoke, he took out his phone and gave me a QR code.

Uncle's words enlightened me, and sure enough, if you want to be beautiful in today's world, you have to talk about science. I took out the energy to do research with my tutor during college, and spent a whole day making a table and plan for myself about the morning jogging arrangement according to the tutorial of the official account.

Of course, running alone is not enough. According to Bai Yueguang, the badge's judgment on me is a composite index, and in addition to the outside, I also have to pay attention to the inside. I opened the video of the "all-weather goddess" again, this time it is "the daily life of the goddess: broadening the horizons". This time, the goddess wore a trench coat, thin-legged trousers, flat shoes, and an orange knitted bery, and she stood in front of an unknown building and said: "If you want to improve your artistic accomplishment, visiting a museum is essential." Today we are going to a niche museum, but it has a collection of Monet's original works - Sunrise Impression. This is the Nama Motan Museum. ”

The Mamodan Museum? I immediately searched for this place on my phone, good guys, this museum is not only in our city, nor in our province, not even in our country, but in Paris, France! I'll wait for the grass people, don't expect to go there to see any sunrise impressions. Anyway, I'd better search for any decent museums in the city.

In various searches, I found that a temporary exhibition was being held in the city's largest art museum in the past two days, called "Da Mei Yu Xin", which received rave reviews and was very popular. To my surprise, the name of Mr. "Li Hanbai" appeared in the news article about the exhibition. It turned out that this was an exhibition of the province's intangible cultural heritage splint core carving technology that he funded.

I decided to buy a ticket to go to the art museum, not to mention, this exhibition really opened my eyes, according to the introduction, this kind of splint core carving technology actually came from my hometown, a comfortable and calm town. Although I was born and raised there, I never knew of this amazing skill. The so-called splint is to use two extremely thin wooden boards to sandwich a motherboard in the middle, and the core carving is to carry out hollow carving on the motherboard in the middle. At first glance, the work of this technique looks like an ordinary wooden plank, but if light shines through, it will reflect the pattern in the middle of the board.

The physical collection of plywood core carvings is placed in a relatively dimly lit exhibition hall, and the effects of daylight, moonlight, and candlelight are created with lights. The hollow carved patterns in the middle of the core of the plate are full of shadows, and they seem to come alive with the shaking of the light and moonlight, which is really interesting, and it is also amazing to think that this technology was invented by people 5 or 6 hundred years ago.

At this moment, there was a commotion in the crowd of visitors, and several staff members with serious expressions opened a way, and a man walked in surrounded by everyone. It turned out to be Mr. Han Bai, in addition to his assistant secretary, followed by a group of people who looked like the media. He walked up to a collection, paused, and told the media about his knowledge and love for the collection.

I and other visitors also reported the mentality of the people who ate melons. The last time I had a face-to-face meal with Mr. Hanbai, I was so nervous that I almost didn't dare to look him in the face. Looking at him from the perspective of a passer-by today, I found that he is indeed a very handsome uncle, although he is not tall, he has a tall posture, an angular facial contour, slender eyes, and a straight nose. His every move is elegant and confident. I already clearly felt that among the young female reporters who followed him, there was a "mystery" glow in their eyes.

At this time, a young female reporter asked: "Mr. Li, I heard that you have purchased a large number of splint core carving works, and also invested in the establishment of a local splint core carving technology training school, why do you have a soft spot for this technology?" ”

Mr. Han Bai smiled slightly and replied calmly: "I like the plywood core carving, because he has a unique, implicit beauty, from the appearance of it is plain, but only people who really understand it know how to appreciate its beauty." Then, he changed his words and said: "People are the same, as the saying goes, people can't look good, only the beauty here is the real beauty." As he spoke, he pointed to the part of his heart, his chest.

Everyone nodded their heads.

"Unfortunately, it's just a non-mainstream art." I remembered the introduction board I saw in the exhibition hall and blurted it out. But the worse thing was that I was a little louder, and to make matters worse, I somehow squeezed into the front row of the crowd.

"What did you say, this young lady?" Mr. Bai's voice sounded, and everyone turned their eyes to me, and it felt like watching a student who was talking to a teacher in class.

At this point, I had nowhere to escape, so I could only bite the bullet and say: "The splint core carving is indeed very beautiful, but because it does not conform to the public aesthetics at that time, it is on the verge of being lost, and everyone may prefer the beauty that can be seen by the naked eye." ”

Mr. Han Bai was not angry, and said calmly: "What this young lady said is indeed reasonable. In the past, splint core carving was only loved by some literati and ink writers, and not many people know about this technology today. However, non-mainstream does not mean that it is bad, and some popular aesthetics are not all correct, and I hope that more people will have a new understanding of beauty through this exhibition. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, there was thunderous applause, and some people even cheered. Mr. Han Bai left, the crowd dispersed, and I continued to watch the exhibition honestly by myself. Suddenly, a young man with glasses walked up to me, and he said to me in a businesslike tone, "This young lady, I am Mr. Hanbai's secretary......"

At this moment, the plots of various boss idol dramas inexplicably emerged in my mind: the high-ranking boss became unstoppable in those ordinary girls who dared to contradict and disobey themselves. And the classic line, "No one has ever dared to speak to me like that!" ”

Just as I was immersed in a brief period of imagination, Mr. Hanbai's secretary handed over a note and said, "This is Mr. Hanwen's personal mobile phone number, please ...... it"