121: Ah slip blood pressure super Jordan, Shay finally got to the point!
Shay chased Drexler who was gliding on the ground, and the scene was more spectacular than all the goals in the first half combined!
The Mediterranean man, who has always been arrogant, has always looked down on Shay's strongest guard under Jordan.
At this moment, he could only sit on the ground like a lost dog, looking up to Shay to output his best to himself.
He doesn't even know how to resist!
The whole audience cheered, and even the old Bass, who had seen countless big scenes, was so excited that he yelled wildly.
If basketball is sex, then Shay is simply playing S with Drexler!
It's so exciting!
Drexler was stunned for a long time before he stood up with the help of his teammates.
He was directly sprayed stupid, and his eyes were still glazed after standing up.
Shay's behavior just now can be regarded as returning all the humiliation that Drexler gave Shay last season!
Shay is a real person, and he doesn't like to owe favors.
If you breastfeed him, he will be able to make you breastfeed and never let you suffer!
Adelman saw that Drexler was not in the right state, so he hurriedly suspended the game.
Can the glider be in the right condition?
First Jordan, and now Shay.
He is born and bright!
Why would I have two opponents like this at the same time!
Although the picture of Shay chasing Drexler just now is very handsome, at this time, Ah Hua is the focus of the scene.
Fans are talking about his heroic appearance.
"Hahahaha, Drexler never wants to come to the Great Western Forum Arena again, right? Well done Shay! ”
"I'm rubbing, what has Shay been thinking about all day? He can think of such an inappropriate way of mockery! ”
"The most iconic shot of Drexler's career was born, a glider that can slide on the floor!"
Not only Lakers fans, but even fans of many other teams are laughing at Ah Hua at this time.
Drexler's position as a glide on the ground is estimated to be shaken only when he has entered the Alliance.
Drexler sat on the bench, his hands trembling with anger!
That stinky boy, that defeated man, he just did that kind of thing in front of so many people
I'm not clean anymore!
Drexler's heart is indeed not clean, and when he looks at Shay in the future, he will immediately remember this unbearable scene.
From now on, Drexler is no longer the Great Western Forum Nightmare.
It's the biggest laughing stock!
However, Drexler's embarrassment and embarrassment are not over.
Because the game only played one half time!
Next, he will have to face the pressure of the score difference being stretched too much!
At this moment, Drexler no longer feels that the Great Western Forum Arena is his blessed land.
This place will make him have a psychological shadow when he steps into it in the future.
At the end of the second quarter, the Lakers were beaten by the Trail Blazers after Shay and Barkley went off.
However, the difference is still as high as 29 points!
If the Trail Blazers want to fight back, it is almost impossible to complete.
At half-time, Barkley was ready to open the champagne at half-time.
Thanks to Shay, who stopped him in time, otherwise the Lakers players would have had to get drunk in the second half.
However, Barkley's excitement is not difficult to understand, he scored 21 points in the first half of the game today, and there is no pressure to score such a high point.
Now Fliggy has fallen in love with the feeling of being dominated by Shay!
Before, he only knew that it was cool to take the initiative to control the ball.
I didn't expect it, passive also has a different flavor~
Before the start of the second half, Drexler, who was still holding on, was interviewed by reporters:
"I know we're a lot behind, but that's okay. In the second half, we will surprise everyone! ”
Why don't you say that Drexler is the second SG in the league? This courage is Liu Beep.
The most annoying thing is that Drexler doesn't just talk.
In the second half, he really surprised everyone by doing what he said.
"107 to 67! Before the third quarter of the game was over, the Lakers were already 40 points ahead of the Trail Blazers!
God, they're the champions of the West!
But tonight, they were tortured by the Lakers almost helplessly! ”
Bill. After Wharton finished speaking, he rubbed his eyes, a little incredulous.
40 points difference, what kind of thing is this done by people?
Shay: Pigs!
Throughout the third quarter, Shay and Barkley had no intention of giving up, still firing their bows left and right at the Trail Blazers.
And the Trailblazers almost gave up resistance because the score difference was getting bigger and the morale was getting lower and lower.
In this way, the difference was stretched to 40 points.
Drexler was nailed to the pillar of shame!
Ah Hua is a real man, saying that everyone was surprised, it was a lot of surprises!
In this way, at the end of the third quarter, the Trail Blazers replaced all their main players.
Surrender early, lose less!
At this time, Shay scored a big double-double of 20 points and 15 assists in the third quarter!
Barkley had 31 points and 13 rebounds.
And that's just the stats of three quarters of the game!
How powerful are Shay and Barkley teaming up? The whole league of Ah Slip Gang tasted the saltiness first.
I didn't taste the saltiness, but I tasted my blood pressure high!
The game officially entered garbage time, and no one believed it, not Carlisle.
They actually put the Trail Blazers, who were helpless last season, into garbage time!
Adelman and Drexler had expected to get into garbage time and the margin would be a little smaller.
Now the Trail Blazers don't want to win, they just want to save some face.
The difference is too exaggerated.
Who knows that the Lakers' second lineup is really not exquisite, and it is another fat beating to catch the Trail Blazers!
Especially the madman, he doesn't care about the unwritten rules of garbage time.
All he knows is that when the ball is in his hands, he has to do his best to score!
The madman then dared to fight in garbage time, and he was still active in the garbage time.
In this way, he scored 17 points on his debut.
With the efforts of the madmen, the Lakers finally beat the Trail Blazers by 127-82, 45 points!
45 points, which is definitely a shocking number.
And a number that will follow Drexler for the rest of his life!
More than a dozen years later, you may not remember what size Drexler wears, but you will definitely remember how many points he lost today.
Later, in the digital world, Paul finally had company!
"The Lakers beat the Trail Blazers, and the combination of Shay and Barkley left last season's Western Conference champions powerless!
Drexler said Shay and Barkley had no winning experience, but after tonight, Drexler gave other teams experience against the Lakers.
That is, before the game, don't talk less, don't pretend to beep! ”
Bill. After Wharton summed up the game, his heart ached for a second.
Previously, Ah Hua was just beaten by Jordan.
But from now on, Ah Hua's beating career will be more colorful.
Amid the cheers of the fans at the scene, the glider walked into the players' tunnel with its head down.
Came to visit as a Western Conference champion, but it turned out to be like this bear.
Drexler has the heart to retire!
Shay and Barkley celebrated wildly on the court, two tired of losing, and came up with a masterpiece from their team!
At this moment, the black fans were silent.
I have been expecting the Lakers to overturn since the offseason, but the Lakers have not turned over until now.
So, even they have to admit it.
This season's Lakers are strong, exceptionally strong!
Although they may not be able to beat the Bulls, in the West, the Lakers are really likely to reach the top!
On the sidelines, reporters surrounded Shay and Barkley.
From 2 wins and 3 losses in the preseason to now beating the opponent by 45 points.
Shay and Barkley's performances were indeed too unexpected.
Shay did not continue to taunt Drexler during the interview, but showed a kind smile:
"After last season, you said Drexler was my assassin.
He may be, but he's just a fast male version of an assassin.
There's no way he's going to trap me for three years, actually, I think we'll be able to get past the Trailblazers in one year! ”
No one refutes Shay's claim, although the Trail Blazers' loss today is due to their lack of preparation and slow to get into shape.
If you fight again, it's hard to say whether you win or lose.
But the combination of Shay and Barkley did show great strength.
Jordan met Bird three years before and the Assassin three years later.
That's it, people already feel that Jordan's rise is fast enough.
But now, people suddenly found out
Shay's progress is faster than Jordan's!
After just one season of foreplay, Shay can't wait to get straight to the point!
After returning to the locker room to change clothes, Shay and Barkley went to a press conference together.
Barkley talked a lot today, and you could see that he was very excited.
To understand, Fliggy only won 35 games last season, and they have already lost all of them.
As a result, he must have been thrilled to win a big victory today.
It's just that his words made reporters a little unbearable:
"What am I talking about? I can teach Shay how to win!
As soon as Barkley came, the victory was here hahahaha! ”
The reporters all shook their heads, Barkley's face was comparable to the earth's crust.
The reporters really didn't want to hear Barkley's self-edification, so some Los Angeles media deliberately asked Shay:
"How do you rate Drexler's performance today?"
Shay's eyes lit up, he was waiting for this!
I've been waiting for a long time!
In the previous sideline interview, Shay didn't mention Drexler, not because he was slippery, but because he hadn't thought of a good thing yet!
And now, the well-prepared Shay confidently approached the microphone:
"Drexler is amazing, you know he's an extremely good"
"This sentence can be skipped!" The reporter suddenly interjected.
This caused a burst of laughter from the audience.
"Okay, so let's start behind Drexler as a very good player.
He's a good guy, but he's just a transition between me and the champion, between me and Mycu.
His nickname really fits him very well.
Me and Mylock are the main themes, Drexler? His mission of transition has been accomplished! ”
As soon as these words came out, the reporters almost couldn't hold back their applause.
This answer may not seem like much at first glance, but it is very subtle in the English context.
Drexler was nicknamed Glider not only because of his long distance for dunking and gliding, but also because of the word "Glide" for gliding, which is pronounced similar to his last name, Clyde.
However, Glide also has a meaning, which is the transition tone in the score!
Shay is equivalent to a pun, and in an extremely cultured way, he breasted a handful of slippery milk!
Compared with Barkley, who can only boast about himself, Shay's level of speech is superior to his!
Ten minutes later, Drexler, who was also at the press conference, heard Shay's words relayed by reporters.
At that time, Drexler felt dizzy in front of his eyes.
Danzi may be the strongest point guard in the league, but in terms of blood pressure, Ah Hua has surpassed Jordan!
The next day, Shay's answer was in the press.
It can be called the most classic case of trash talk humiliation in NBA history.
Drexler refused to respond, but judging by his receding hairline, he probably didn't feel good.
However, Shay's answer also caused some controversy:
"Wait, Shay means to say that his biggest opponent this season is Jordan?"
"Crazy, just winning an opener, thinking about the championship and the Bulls?"
"I bet no one can interrupt the Bulls' three-game winning streak! Drexler is only at the level of three consecutive runners, and just because Shay wins him doesn't mean he can win Jordan! ”
Many media outlets felt that Shay was making a big deal and making a fool of himself.
But perhaps even they themselves have not discovered one thing:
They are already really using the Lakers as opponents of the Bulls!
They can't find a second one who is more qualified to challenge the opponents of the Chicago dynasty!
Trailblazer and Drexler are just the first steps.
Shay and Barkley will spend the rest of the season stepping on every opponent's corpse and crushing all obstacles.
And finally stand in front of that tyrant!
The day of getting straight to the point is getting closer and closer
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