122: Danzi was also swallowed by a shark? Shark hunting depends on Shay!
Shay and Barkley's first official game after their union led to numerous newspaper calls for complaints.
Ask them if they had made a mistake in printing the scores in the newspaper.
127 to 82, how could such an outrageous point difference come to the Western Conference champion Trail Blazers.
How could our beloved King of Sanya lose so badly?
Can you be more rigorous in your newspaper work, don't just know the pictures one day, check the text more!
It wasn't until it was reported on radio and television that people really believed that the Trail Blazers had lost by a whopping 45 points!
It's no wonder that the people who eat melons don't believe it, the main reason is that this score is indeed a bit too outrageous.
In the finals last season, Jordan hit six three-pointers in the half, and the Bulls only won by 33 points in the end.
Unexpectedly, Drexler can still make progress and reach new heights!
is worthy of being a man who has won three consecutive Asias, and this mentality of climbing the peak is awe-inspiring~
At the same time, everyone is quite puzzled, Drexler is the first quarterback in the West and the second quarterback in the league.
But when it comes to him, all that comes to mind is . Beaten, beaten, beaten!
The difference is that the previous Drexler only did three things, losing to Jordan, losing to Jordan, and losing to Jordan.
Now Drexler is starting to do the fourth thing - lose to Shay.
Originally, losing 45 points in the first game was shameful enough, but after the game, Shay used an American homophonic meme to ridicule Drexler as a transitional speech, which was undoubtedly a milk on Ah Slippery.
Who would have thought that Shay would be able to tease Ah Hua in such a cultured way.
In the future, Ah Hua could not look directly at the nickname glider.
As for Shay and Barkley, they directly became popular in the league with just one game.
Jordan saw that Barkley's dead fat man played so well in his new season debut, and as a good friend, of course he wanted to make a phone call.
Suppress him!
"Charles, you have a great time in Los Angeles.
What do you think? How does it taste to hug a rookie's thigh?
Hey, I just can't pull this old face.
Otherwise, I can hold the rookie's thigh and easily score 30 points. β
Barkley knew that Danzi couldn't say anything good.
What does it mean to hug a rookie thigh? Then you have to say so.
Abdul-Jabbar did it too!
"What hugging your thighs? I told you that Shay was obedient and obedient to me!
In the game, I didn't dare to say two when I said one!
I asked him to pass the ball to me, and he didn't dare to shoot!
He's hugging my thighs! β
As soon as Barkley finished speaking, Jordan's laughter came from the other end of the phone:
"Hahaha, it's okay to lie to your buddy, just don't fool yourself.
It really doesn't matter if buddy is deceived by you, just play haha.
But I hope you wipe the corners of your eyes after saying this and don't let the tears fall on your phone. β
Barkley's green muscles are bursting, and people are hard to dismantle, Danzi!
"What deception? I'll tell you, I put Shay's head on the first day I came to the team."
Fliggy was just about to make up a storytelling when Shay suddenly pushed the door open and walked into the locker room.
Barkley was so frightened that his phone almost fell to the ground.
"Say, what happened to Shay's head on your first day on the team? I'll see what story you can come up with. On the other end of the phone, Jordan smiled and waited for Barkley to talk nonsense.
Barkley looked at Shay in front of him and swallowed:
"Oh, anyway, don't call again in the future, I'm afraid Shay will misunderstand!"
With that, Barkley hung up the phone and successfully saved himself.
"This Danzi is also really, watching us abuse the opponent for more than 40 points at the beginning, kneeling and begging me to join the bull.
Damn, am I Buckley the kind of person who has no backbone?
I told him that I was Shay's man in life and Shay's dead pig in death, so let him stay away from me! β
Shay looked at Barkley with disdain, can you be more natural when you lie!
"By the way, don't you usually have to practice for a long time? Why did you call it a day so early today? Barkley asked Shay tentatively.
If you don't find out the time, you won't be able to speak ill of Shay in the locker room in the future.
"There's a cover shoot for a fashion magazine this afternoon."
"You? Fashion magazines? Hahahahaha! Barkley laughed out loud, but when Shay glared at him, he immediately pulled back and forced his laughter back.
Jordan wanted to see this scene, and he didn't know how embarrassed Barkley was to say the sentence "Shay was cleaned up by me" just now.
You're not crooked, it's crooked.
You are simply a person who has no tools to commit crimes, and you spend a good night with the goddess, it is pure fantasy!
After being glared at, Sir Flying Pig immediately changed his words:
"Fashion magazines are good, they really have an eye. Go ahead, I have a commercial to shoot too. β
Barkley was a wild boar when he was in Philadelphia, but when he arrived in Los Angeles, he became a pig.
Speaking of which, both Shay and Barkley have seen a lot of increased business activity this season.
Two high-profile balloon stars teamed up, or on a big team like the Lakers.
The high level of exposure is well known.
But high exposure also means high risk.
If Shay and Barkley make the Lakers' results fluctuate, they'll be locked in the conference room.
The kind that confiscates the conference room key directly.
The black fans are also ready, just waiting for Shay and Barkley to roll over for the first time.
But fortunately, after the Lakers defeated the Trail Blazers in the opening game, they also played very well in the next few games.
In the second game against the Kings, the Lakers won 124-105 again.
James. Worthy only scored 17 points in this game, and after the Lakers' roster was upgraded, the aging Worthy was no longer able to make any waves against his old club.
Lionel, who was originally regarded as a potential stock by the king. Simmons, too, scored just 14 points today.
Simmons averaged 18 points per game in his rookie season, but last season his average dropped to 17 points per game.
This season is going to go down!
One step at a time, the slide is quite steady.
I thought that the average of 18 points per game in the rookie season was the beginning, but I never thought it would be the peak!
I thought that the rookie season was just foreplay, but I didn't expect that it would be the final all-out rush.
On the Lakers' side, Shay had 18 points and 12 assists, and Barkley had 23 points and 11 rebounds.
It doesn't seem like the data is exaggerated, because the game is clocking out again in three quarters.
Garbage time came too early, and Shay and Barkley didn't even have a chance to brush up on the data.
I don't know if the Kings now regret the trade.
Shay has already stepped into the ranks of A-list superstars.
The Kings, on the other hand, will have to try their luck in the lottery draft.
Another three-quarter opening, two games in a row, Shay and Barkley didn't know what it was like to play the whole game.
They can't play when they see it, and they can't even hold on to the whole game.
After beating the Kings, Shay and Barkley continued to win five more games in a row.
At the beginning, he played a wave of seven consecutive wins!
And the only one in the league who can start a seven-game winning streak like the Lakers is the Bulls!
And in seven games, except for the SuperSonics and the Warriors, no other team has won, and they can't even stabilize the margin in single digits.
The performance moments rolled up by Barkley and Shay are infinitely close to the Lakers in the 80s.
The first session warms up and performs.
In the second quarter, Shay and Barkley each played half a quarter.
In the third quarter, the two worked together to take away the victory in one wave.
Section 4? Isn't the fourth quarter sitting on the bench and chatting?
The Lakers got off to a strong start, with Shay and Barkley appearing more and more frequently in TV commercials.
This is a reflection of their incredible popularity this season.
But this season, in addition to Shay, Barkley and Jordan, there is one other person who is also unprecedentedly popular and often appears in TV commercials.
That's the big shark that has attracted attention since it first entered the league!
Because of its violent playing style and extremely cheerful personality, the big shark was loved by fans as soon as it entered the league.
And his latest endorsement of the Pepsi Cola commercial, also began to be broadcast on TV stations.
Who knew that as soon as this advertisement came out, it caused an uproar.
The content of the advertisement is actually very simple, a child wants to take Pepsi from the freezer, but is too short to get it.
At this point, the stout Shaq appeared.
According to the routine of general advertising, the plot should have developed to this point that Shaq should help the child take down the Coke.
Then we toasted warmly.
But everyone can easily guess the ending of the advertisement, who will remember?
If you want advertising fire, you have to have a memory.
It's as if when "Lao Wang is overtime" is mentioned, everyone will think of sports protection.
So, the plot twist came.
Shaq didn't help the child get Pepsi directly, but took two cans of Coca-Cola from the side and put them on the ground, and then let the child step on the bottle of Coca-Cola to reach Pepsi!
The key is that the bottle is still the version with Shay as the cover!
At the end of the commercial, Shaq picks up the bottle on the floor, crumples "Shay" into a ball, and throws it in the trash.
At this point, the ad ends.
This non-routine advertisement has proven to be very successful.
Now, everyone remembers the picture of Shaq using Shay as a stepping stone and then crumpling Shay into pieces.
Pepsi and Coca-Cola have not used advertisements to fight each other once or twice, but this time it is extremely innovative.
Moreover, reporters who are not afraid of the big deal have also brought the war from advertising to reality.
The reporters asked O'Neill twice in three days: "If you really meet Shay, can you crush him too?" β
If the admiral asks this question, he will probably answer you: "It's too boring, let's focus on the issue of underage drinking." β
Instead, Olajuwon and Ewing will tell you, "You know, Shay is one."
But O'Neill, who has just entered the league, has been in the public eye, and his commercial value has exploded.
The Big Mac, who is expected to be on the same level as Ewing, Olajuwon, and Admiral sooner or later, will not be humble to a man who is only one year above him.
"Shay? You told him to try it in the forbidden area I guarded. I just hope that Connery doesn't cry out on the spot.
Shaq is a gentleman and doesn't want to make a little girl cry. β
O'Neill did not shy away from provoking Shay, which undoubtedly gave reporters a chance to hype.
That's what they want, what they want is to create contradictions.
But before Shay could speak, Barkley was the first to step up.
In the daily interview after practice, when reporters asked what they thought of O'Neill's remarks, Shay was about to speak, and Barkley jumped out of the side to answer:
"Shaq? That ugly ghost who looks like a big-headed doll?
What kind of guts are you to only pick a small guard, there is a kind of you to deal with a big inside line like me! β
As soon as Barkley's words came out, everyone within a radius of five meters was embarrassed except for him.
Shay, 2.06m.
Barkley, wearing shoes barely counts him as 1.98 meters.
Then he said Shay was a small guard and a big man inside
Barkley also seemed to realize that he had said the wrong thing, so he scratched his head:
"I mean, Shaq, he kind of picks an interior player to challenge.
A center forward challenging a defender? Laugh off your big teeth!
Don't bully the soft and be afraid of the hard, let's just touch each other next time! β
Barkley finished speaking, and looked at Shay with a smug expression.
As if to say, "How? Lao Tzu is righteous enough, right? β
Shay sighed, what does it mean to bully the soft and be afraid of the hard, who is soft!?
Shut up if you can't speak!
Although Sir Flying Pig was making a head start for Shay, he actually gave Shay a milk.
Shay shook his head, forget it, who made his teammate a pig?
Although the IQ of a pig is not low, he can't benchmark himself with people's requirements.
In any case, the two sides are settled.
O'Neill has always been like this, open-mouthed.
When he was young, he had a bit of a "Lao Tzu is the first in the world, who am I afraid of" mentality.
With a lot of talent, he thinks he can handle everyone.
In college, there was also a Leitner holding him down. But from the moment he became the top pick in the draft, he didn't take Lightner seriously anymore.
This made him even more inflated.
Now Sha Kena has his hands in his pockets, and he doesn't know what it means to be convinced.
Shaq's arrogance is liked by some people, and naturally there are also people who hate it.
Shay is the one who provokes him, and he bites whom.
Shaq is good, he bites when he sees people.
Even more arrogant than last year's Shay.
But what's even more angry is that he really has arrogant capital!
Against the Warriors, a powerhouse in the West last season, Shaq directly made waves on the Warriors' weak interior line, with 35 points, 16 rebounds and 4 blocks.
I heard that the old Nelson's running and bombing is very good at the center? Laughing to death, as if Shaq couldn't run along!
Defensively and offensively, O'Neal didn't show any discomfort in the fast-paced offense and defense.
Against the Rockets, facing Olajuwon, O'Neal had 12 points, 13 rebounds and 3 blocks.
Although the data is not so exaggerated, O'Neal also limits the big dream shooting rate to only 40%!
A defender is limited to just 40% shooting, let alone a center.
The Rockets also lost the game because of this, and it was a 94-107 defeat!
Many strong teams have lost to the Magic, and after the first ten games, the Magic actually won seven of them!
The opening record of 7 wins and 3 losses is almost no different from that of the Bulls and Lakers!
You know, the Magic was still a swooping team last season!
It turns out that as long as the champion is chosen correctly, it can indeed improve the team's record in an instant.
Aunt:???
What are you all looking at me for!?
My results in leading the team to win the top of the list are not bad!
In the original history, the Magic's record this year was not bad.
O'Neal's arrival has changed the Magic's record from 21 wins to 41 wins!
The record is exactly the same as that of the eighth Pacers in the East, except that they did not make the playoffs because of the win-loss game rule.
Moreover, the main power forward of the Magic is Denis. Scott also got on his knees mid-season and was directly reimbursed for the season.
This somewhat affected the combat effectiveness of the Magic team.
Otherwise, the Magic might even touch a record close to 50 wins!
Shay led the team to only 50 wins last season!
Therefore, the magic of this period are by no means weak.
As soon as Shaq entered the league, he was already a top center!
The opening game was 7-3, which made O'Neal even more crazy.
However, many people feel that Shaq will not be arrogant for a few days.
Because of the Magic, which has a good record after the start, is about to meet the absolute king of the current league, the Chicago Bulls!
When Shaq was cleaned up by Danzi, he knew what a capital suit was.
The duel between Jordan and Shaq is a scene that people have fantasized about countless times.
Two top athletes with explosive physical talents, two extremely dominant players.
When the two of them met, it was equivalent to an old ruffian entering KTV - destined to be under fire!
In the face of the old rascal, Shaq's arrogant attitude did not weaken at all.
In fact, O'Neal was panicking, and he knew that Jordan was interested in the fresh fruit of his new entry into the league.
Tasting new fruit is one of Jordan's great pleasures.
With the exception of Shay last season, no rookie has escaped being eaten alive by Jordan.
O'Neal wasn't afraid of Jordan's ball skills, but he was afraid of his trash talk, and he was worried that he would be sprayed and shut up.
But O'Neill naturally couldn't admit this in front of the media, although he was afraid in his heart, he pretended to be strong:
"It's hard to deal with, but we're not necessarily losers!"
Jordan showed a nuclear smile to this kind of newcomer who didn't know the height of the sky:
"Shay may be crushed by him, but me? I specialize in hunting beasts! β
Drexler: It's over, my place in Danzi's heart has been completely replaced by Shay!
He wouldn't even tease me now!
I've fallen out of favor!
And just like that, on November 28, Michael. Jordan met O'Neal in Orlando.
The ticket price for this game hit a new high since the founding of the Magic team.
But even with such expensive ticket prices, it didn't stop the enthusiastic fans from honoring the arena.
The Orlando Arena is directly full.
O'Neal's presence gave the Magic a taste of what it was like to be a big-ball team.
Jordan was confident and determined to take down the sharks.
The shark is trying his best to hide his nervousness, but he knows very well that if he can overturn Jordan like Shay, then he will really explode!
But it's clear that Jordan didn't give O'Neal a respite.
In the first quarter of the game, Jordan was 11 of 14 and scored 22 points in a single quarter with extremely high efficiency!
People have seen how the god of basketball plays with their opponents.
At the end of the first quarter, Jordan yelled at O'Neal, "Hey, don't think anyone is as lucky as Shay, I'm in just right shape today!" β
Jordan has also insisted until now that his loss to Shay last year had nothing to do with strength, it just happened to be in a bad state that day!
So that doesn't count!
Jordan thought it would scare Shaq, but the fathead wasn't scared either.
In the second quarter, Shaq began to fight back.
The Bulls' insider, which is full of old, weak, sick and disabled, can't satisfy the shark's appetite at all.
Grant?
Spare the cobra, he can only help Cartwright occasionally help prevent sharks.
If you let him really go to O'Neill, he can go from a poisonous cobra to a cauliflower snake in no time!
The shark wreaks havoc under the basket, and two of the most physically fit individuals begin to bombard each other.
At the end of the half, the Magic actually took the lead!
After that, the Magic actually started a tug-of-war with the bull.
O'Neal proved with practical actions that he can really wrestle with Jordan when he leads the team.
Jordan was completely furious and scored like crazy.
He wasn't lying, and he was in incredible shape today, hitting countless shots from blocked angles.
The two sides played in regular time, and the game was dragged into extra time.
In the process, Jordan's score broke through 30 points, 40 points, and 50 points.
By the end of overtime, Jordan had scored 64 points!
In the original history, this was the last time Jordan won 60+ in a single game.
This shows how hard Jordan worked hard to get the shark.
However, the Bulls couldn't stop the giant beast even though Jordan scored 64 points!
O'Neal controlled the rebound, fanned all the challengers who dared to hit the box, and kept biting the score.
In overtime, O'Neal even completed a man-blocking dunk on Jordan's head!
So people were stunned that O'Neill he actually was.
Really tackling Jordan!
Not only did he put the Bulls in a tough fight, but he also made a slam dunk on top of Jordan's head.
This shark is bloodthirsty, furious, and unreasonable.
Even the god of basketball can't get close to his field!
In the end, although Danzi Tianshen thundered down 64 points like an earthly god.
But O'Neal relied on the exaggerated data of 29 points, 24 rebounds and 5 blocks to lead the team to win the Bulls in overtime!
The moment the game ended, the whole world was dumbfounded.
Marvin commentating the game on the spot. Albert roared out to most people's hearts:
"Even Mai Kou was defeated by his men, is it true that he can stop the ravages of this prehistoric beast?
Is the NBA going to be ruled by Shaq like this? β
Don't talk about the fans, O'Neill himself thinks it's incredible.
Jordan scored 64 points in a single game, and I snatched the victory from him like that.
This.
I'm so vib!
Jordan couldn't even get me with 64 points, so he asked who else!?
This victory undoubtedly made Shaq even more inflated.
On the sidelines, all the reporters surrounded the shocking shark.
He won Jordan and started the game with an 11-3 record, and he seemed to be on top of the world.
So after winning Jordan, when Shaq mentioned Shay as an opponent again, he didn't take him seriously at all:
"Shay? It's not just Shay, I can even crush Barkley together! β
At this moment, O'Neill feels that the whole world is his own!
Shay and Barkley have become the last hope for the village.
They became the last line of defense to stop O'Neill from continuing to wreak havoc.
Shay shook his head as he watched as he said he was going to crush his own O'Neill.
Danzi, Danzi, why can't you even eat the fruit bowl now?
Looking at his "Misplaced Master" badge and buckle badge, Shay rubbed his hands.
Forget it, this time I'll make a little effort to save this alliance.
Dan Er was stunned, you gave me a good look on the side.
When Lao Tzu taught you how to break your ribs, now I will teach you how to break shark fins!
O'Neill thought that if he got Danzi, it was equivalent to clearing the game.
But he doesn't know that there is an even more terrifying hidden boss waiting for him.
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