285: The sun is strong? Let's turn on 50% power for the time being!
Shay's arrogant response and his condescending attitude made Barkley furious.
Shay, who do you look down on here?
I'm not Jordan's useless third child!
Kiss the championship ring on your hand?
Phew!
I'm just kissing the black gold abalone, and I won't kiss the ring on your hand!
Isn't it the third ring, mine is just still on the way and hasn't been shipped!
And Barkley said in a fit of anger that he wanted to kiss Shay's ass, which made the fans excited.
It's a big holiday, if you can see Flying Pig kiss Shay's ass
Eh, do you think Barkley sticks out his tongue?
Stern was also quite speechless, although it is a good thing that the Christmas War is in the spotlight, but.
This gimmick can't be a little taller!
What did Barkley's guy think? Why are you still kissing your ass?
Wait a minute? That guy can't have been planning for a long time, right?
In short, under Fliggy's "fart declaration", this already high-profile Christmas war has become even hotter.
Moreover, the women who follow this game are also several times more than ordinary races!
Barkley thought that by saying this, he would express his determination to win.
As a result, Nima, why is everyone waiting to see me kiss my ass? It's like I'm going to lose!
Flying Pig, who originally wanted to come up with a bad breath, is even more angry now.
And when Barkley was so angry that his blood pressure was higher than his weight, Shay was on his own training court, under the supervision of Lima, frantically shooting drills.
Shay was on the verge of playing his first hot spot of the season, 45Β° to the right in the mid-range. Therefore, during this time, Shay did not dare to slack off on training.
If the hot zone is practiced out, then Shay's shooting attributes in the hot zone.
Will be directly topped up to 99!
So, Shay practiced like crazy every day.
This season, because Shay's shooting areas are more scattered, the speed of hot zone formation has slowed down.
It can only be compensated for by more training.
Don't look at Shay's infinite scenery this season, playing games for a while, participating in his own brand's activities for a while, and making guest appearances in movies and TV shows for a while.
But in reality, Shay's training time hasn't been squeezed much.
After all, Shay is a person who has studied the Dafa of time management, and if you don't make full use of your time, how can you do more than one at a time
Thing?
Lima was already sweating profusely at this time, and she was covered in sweat beads in her sports clothes, panting again and again.
She was already tired of being a dog just by helping Shay pick up the ball, and she didn't know why Shay was able to stay strong.
This man is so scary!
When Shay threw the ball in again and opened his hands to catch it, he saw that Lima was too tired to sit on the floor.
"You're going to need to work harder, young man, like an old lady!"
Shay complained, then picked up the basketball himself and continued to shoot.
Lima stood up on his own, took out a bottle of water from outside the court, and walked up to Shay: "Unscrew it for me." β
Shay just continued to stare at the basket and shook his head, "Not available." β
Then, Lima launched his own small punch attack:
"I knew you loved the new and hated the old!
You were photographed on the street yesterday helping that Liv. Are you free when Taylor screws the cap?
Shay, you hopelessly scumbag! β
"You have the strength to beat me, and you unscrew it yourself. And where am I scum, as a single person, dating a single lady, what is it called? It's called a perfect match. β
"You're still going to force? Oh, I don't care, you unscrew it for me! β
Lima spilled a coquettish look and shoved the water bottle into Shay's hand.
After Shay unscrewed the cap, he didn't hand it to Lima, but looked up and took a big sip:
"Here you go, help me put on the sidelines, thank you."
Lima took the water and grabbed it hard at Shay's groin.
Thanks to Shay's strong ability to resist blows, otherwise this would have to be a wave of intelligent groin strains.
Seeing Lima angrily turn around and sit on the sidelines, Shay asked, "It's late, aren't you going home yet?" β
"I'm staying here today!"
She can't get rid of her anger like this, and Shay also admires her endurance.
"Whatever you want, go to the living room, I'll finish training right away."
After saying that, Shay continued to practice shooting on his own.
Finally, after about half an hour of practice, before Shay was completely exhausted, he practiced the 45Β° mid-distance position on the right side into a hot zone!
This undoubtedly made Barkley's already low win rate worse, and made Shay's already insecure ass even more dangerous.
What does it feel like to have a mid-pitch attribute of 99? Shay can't wait to give it a try!
After practice, Shay returned to the living room from the basement training ground and took off his T-shirt, which was already soaked with sweat.
Lima had already taken a shower and curled up on the sofa watching TV, her body wrapped in only a bath towel, and a pair of long wheat-colored legs dangling.
"Hey, hey, hey, pay attention to whether the image is good, it's not elegant at all!"
"There are no outsiders here, why are you so elegant?"
While the two were arguing, the doorbell at home rang. Before Shay could react, Lima, who had just been tired into a dog, rushed to the door with a 100-meter sprint.
While running, he shouted, "I knew you had a date!" β
Where is her real today to accompany Shay to practice, she is squatting at Shay's house!
"Lima, don't!"
"Don't worry, Shay, I'm just helping you check the gates!"
"No, you're only wrapped in a bath towel!"
As soon as Lima opened the door, he realized that it was not Liv. Taylor, but the agent Falck.
Falck looked at Lima, who was only wrapped in a bath towel, and Shay, who took off his shirt, and swallowed:
"I'm passing by, hahahaha, passing by, gone! It was so dark that I didn't see anything! β
"What are you passing by, isn't it about talking about new brand products? Come in. Shay grabbed Falck's shoulder, then glanced at Lima beside him:
"Go put on my pajamas and go back to my room!"
Lima saw that the visitor was not Liv. Taylor, couldn't help but smile, and then obediently ran upstairs back to his bedroom.
Shay led Falk into the living room, and after Falke sat down, he looked up at the second floor to make sure there was no one else, and then put his head to Shay's ear:
"But 18 is unacceptable!"
"What kind of mess?"
"You, if I didn't come just now, wouldn't you make a big mistake! Wait, you're not done just now, are you? It's over, it's all over! β
Seeing that Falk was panicking, Shay sighed speechlessly: "Please, I just took off my shirt after training." Damn, don't you think I'm that kind of beast? Am I like? β
"Not like it enough? From a young woman in her thirties to a girl in her eighteen or nineteenth, who have you let go? β
"I'll forget it, let's get down to business!
Are the limited-edition items for Christmas and Chinese New Year ready? β
"I'm here to tell you this, this is a sample of Christmas commemorative items, can you see if you're satisfied?" But. Are you sure you want this style? Isn't it a little bit arrogant? β
"Yes, that's it! Also, prepare one more for me.
When the game is over, I'll have to give one to my good friend Sir Charles Flying Pig! β
Falk shook his head, Flying Pig may not be human, but Shay you are a real dog!
If the clothes were actually delivered to Buckley, God knows if Flying Pig's mouth would be crooked.
Shay is really good at killing pigs.
After communicating about the limited Christmas merchandise, Falck got up to say goodbye to Shay.
Before leaving, he didn't forget to go back and remind Shay again:
"Don't eat unripe fruit!"
Shay:.
Why do you want to warn me about this?
I really only have Fliggy in my heart! This time, I'm serious about him!
And just like that, the time came to December 25th, Christmas.
The Christmas War was held at the Great Western Forum, and you can see how starry the Great Western Forum will be today.
Tom. Hanks, Tom. Cruise, Jack. Nicholson, Schwarzenegger and other well-known big names are all in the front row today.
Before the game, Schwarzenegger also took a photo with Shay.
However, the tall and mighty Devil Terminator in the movie even has a feeling of being a bird next to Shay.
In short, tonight's Great Western Forum is a star-studded event.
I don't know if everyone came to see Shay play, or if they came to see Shay's ass.
In addition to male stars, there are also many female stars on the sidelines today.
The camera swept at random, and a few of Shay's rumored girlfriends could be swept out.
Jennifer. Connelly sat in the front row, and two seats to her left was Liv. Taylor.
The movie "The Secret of Love" starring two people will be released in April '97, so there have been a lot of promotional activities here in Los Angeles recently.
The biggest attraction of this love movie is undoubtedly these protagonists in their prime, all of whom are responsible for their appearance.
But the most annoying thing is
Two of the three heroines are Shay's in reality!
How infuriating you say!
In fact, Liv. Taylor and Connery, the two rumored girlfriends of Shay, starred on the same stage, which also became a big gimmick of the movie.
And today, the two of them appeared at the Great Western Forum at the same time, which earned a lot of eyeballs.
Shay didn't pay much attention to it at first, and even interacted with three small models on the sidelines near the bottom corner during the warm-up.
The trio bet that Shay threw a shot from inside the three-point line. If the hollow enters, Lima will learn to cry a pig.
Lima vowed that Shay could not have been hollowed out at such a distance.
As a result, Shay threw it casually, and the basketball fell hollow into the net.
After the goal, Shay high-fived Bundchen and Ambrosio, then looked at Lima: "Quick, willing to lose!" β
Reluctantly, Lima learns a pig cry, and Shay clapps and exclaims, "I've never heard such a real pig cry!" β
"Shay, you can't play today!"
After saying that, Lima stood up and chased Shay, who immediately ran away, and the stadium seemed to be turned into a campus carrying the memories of his youth.
Shay naturally managed to escape in the end, and Lima was inconvenient to move around in a skirt today.
After escaping, Shay smirked at Lima.
As a result, I turned my head and found Liv in the front row on the other side. Taylor had a jealous expression: "Shay, do you like that kind of lively type?" β
Connelly didn't smile, his little fist clenched hard, "What a great fun, Shay." β
Shay suddenly couldn't get complacent, today this Nima is a Shura field!
At this time, another heavyweight guest came in the Shura field.
Naturally, it was the first person to receive a ring with Shay - Sir Charles Flying Pig.
"Tut-tut, it seems that some people really think they are here for the festival today!"
As soon as Barkley came out, Shay immediately put all his attention on him.
It's clear who Shay's true love is!
Shay and Barkley finally met for the first time this season.
Shay looked Fliggy up and down and saw that the guy had miraculously managed to control his weight well.
Barkley looked up at the new championship pennant of the Great Western Forum, and countless images seemed to flash in his eyes.
Maybe he's thinking about his glory years in Los Angeles, or maybe he's thinking about last season's Western Conference final loss.
No matter what he's thinking, Shay is sure of one thing: Pigasus is already in the groove!
After that, Barkley didn't grin anymore or smile again.
It's hard to imagine that this serious guy is the idiot who died because he accidentally rubbed hand cream into his eyes.
The two starters gathered in the center circle, but they didn't shake hands with each other because it was Christmas.
Tension spread throughout the audience from the very beginning.
Even the Suns' new head coach Danny. Anji is also constantly adding gunpowder to the game:
"Shay? The best player? He's still far from it, and I'm here to beat him today! β
Danny. Angie, who dared to suggest that the team trade star Bird when he was a little brother, this man who weighs 160 pounds and 159 pounds is a backbone, will not be submissive in front of Shay.
The expressions of both teams are quite serious, and this game is really careless, after all, it is about whether there is a show to save energy after the game.
On the Suns' side, the starting five Tigers are much the same as last season.
Mainly put Eddie. Jones was replaced by Roaring Celestial.
As it turned out, this deal for the Suns was very sensible indeed.
After the joining of Roaring Tianzun, the Suns' defense, especially the interior defense, has made a qualitative leap.
Although Tianzun was only in the second year at this time, he had already done quite well on the defensive end.
It can be said that it is better than Garnett in the same period!
After all, Tianzun studied in North Carolina, which is different from a high school student like Garnett.
His talent is not as strong as Garnett, but his ability to read the game and make defensive judgments is better than Garnett's current one.
With the Roaring Heavenly Venerable, Webber doesn't have to fight with others on the inside. Although Tianzun is also a striker, he is not afraid of confrontation when defending.
In the future, in that terrible blue-collar pistons, Daben is mainly an assistant defender, and Tianzun is the one responsible for top defense!
Therefore, this season's Webb only needs to use his mobility advantage to wait for opportunities to help defend, and he can team up with Wallace to forge a pretty good interior defensive chain.
It also allows Barkley to focus more on the offensive end, missing people? It doesn't matter, there are Webb and Tianzun in the back!
Since Barkley's return, the Suns have actually lost three games.
It's just that the Lakers' aura is too dazzling, so the Suns' good results are not particularly out of the circle.
But in fact, as Barkley said before, the gap between the Suns and the Lakers on paper is actually not that big!
In Barkley's opinion, such a Sun Shay doesn't talk about three quarters of punching in, and whoever can win in the end has to say two!
At the start of the game, the Suns fought for the first attack.
Rodman's hair is half green and half red today, which fits the Christmas mood perfectly.
The demon approached Flying Pig with a grin as soon as it opened:
"Charles, would you like to taste my ass too?"
Fliggy vs Rodman, this is undoubtedly one of the highlights of today's game.
After spewing trash talk, Rodman starts to do things to Fliggy.
At this point, ordinary people have begun to be unbalanced by flower insects.
But what about Barkley?
He just secretly gathered strength, and then struggled to elbow directly into Rodman's waist.
This elbow smashed that was called a steady and ruthless, and Barkley was also a big master in the 90s.
Those who have been beaten in the waist know how painful it was, and even Rodman covered his waist in pain, then took a few steps back and did not speak again.
Now, it's Barkley's turn to fight back:
"Why is it suddenly quiet? What are you doing with your waist covered? Talk, Dennis, I still like your lively look. β
Rodman knew that he had hit a hard stubble today.
Taking advantage of Rodman's elbow, Grant. Hill also gave the ball to Fliggy in the first round.
It's not the first time Rodman and Fliggy have been fighting each other, as Rodman was in charge of defending Fliggy when he was with the Spurs.
Rodman also has a lot of experience in this regard.
Defending Barkley, the big bug is not afraid of the flying pig's back hit, and the flying pig is not afraid of the flying pig's turnover jumper.
Although Barkley's big ass is very good, Rodman is not a problem at all because of his perverted lower body strength. And the turnover jumper is not Barkley's best way to score.
The only thing the big worm fears is Barkley's back turn to break through.
However, at the time of the spurs, there was the Admiral behind the Big Bug, and now there is Mutombo behind him.
This basically made up for Rodman's biggest shortcoming in defending Barkley.
As a result, Rodman can press forward with his center of gravity with impunity, and curb Barkley's back-to-back push and turnaround jumper.
Sure enough, Barkley leaned on the back and suddenly turned sharply, brushing Rodman straight to the basket.
Rodman smiled slightly, it's useless, the mountains of Africa will block the basket tightly.
Not even Fliggy can fly!
Mutombo is indeed waiting under the basket with his arms raised, and as long as Barkley has a tendency to attack the frame, Mutombo will enthusiastically serve the secret hot pot.
Barkley looked like a boar had fallen into a trap, but the next second, Flying Pig passed the ball out of the line and into Rashid. Wallace!
Although Roaring Tianzun has a hot temper, he has a hard personality. But on the offensive end, he, like Garnett, is a big fan of the big jumper.
As an inside line produced by North Carolina, Roar Tianzun has delicate skills, and he plays a straight-arm jumper with one hand. Not to mention the mid-range gods, he can even develop a three-point shooting percentage above the horizontal line in the future.
Mutombo is good at guarding the basket and not good at filling in quickly, so Rashid. Wallace shot with ease and hit the ball almost without any interference!
At first, everyone thought that Rashid. Wallace is just a hindrance for the Lakers on the offensive end.
Who knew that he was the first to give the Lakers' defense a hole!
The upgrade that Tianzun's position brings to the Suns is not limited to defense!
Flying Pig was ecstatic and looked at Rodman proudly: "Why do you have such a broken expression of conspiracy?" Hurry up and recover, I still like your unruly appearance! β
Rodman also wanted to be unruly, but the truth is that he was really crushed by Ba Fei Pig today.
In the rest of the game, the big bug was always broken by Barkley's back. Mutombo was in a dilemma, he didn't help defend Barkley, who could score directly from the frame. But he helped defend Barkley, and roared at Tianzun's straight-arm shot.
And Flying Pig is not a giant baby like O'Neal, he will not be disturbed by Rodman's trash talk, nor will he be afraid of Rodman's small actions. On the contrary, Barkley's small actions also made Rodman miserable.
Flying Pig "gags the waist and elbows" with one hand, so that Rodman is afraid that he will directly have kidney deficiency after the game.
In the eighth minute of the first quarter, Rodman and Fliggy battled for offensive rebounds.
The two of them plucked the ball in a row, and jumped about four or five times in a row. Eventually, Rodman gave him a gentle push in the air and pushed Barkley to the ground, and finally got the rebound.
Seeing that there was no good chance to pass the ball, plus Barkley was sitting on the ground at this time.
So Rodman immediately rushed to the basket and went straight to the frame.
The opportunity to turn over is finally here!
As a result, as soon as Rodman jumped up and lifted the basketball, the ball was directly covered from behind by the long arm of the flying pig!
The confrontation between two people, from rebounding scramble to fierce offense and defense, Rodman is the one who is suppressed most of the time!
After covering Rodman, Barkley made a long pass directly from the back and found Hill who ran forward.
Shay chased after Hill, but Hill ran to the basket and gave the ball to Webb, who was following up.
Webb scored with a two-handed dunk, and the Suns fought back.
At this point, the Lakers fell behind by 8 points in the first quarter!
In the next few minutes, both sides gradually withdrew their main forces, and the two teams attacked and defended each other, but the eight-point difference remained until the end of the first quarter.
30-22, the Suns' performance in the first quarter was perfect.
Moreover, the Suns are the only team so far this season that can score 30 points on the Lakers' head in a single quarter!
Fliggy and Tianzun each have 8 points, which is the key to the Suns' ability to lead!
I have to say that this season's Suns are indeed stronger than last season.
The offensive space that Barkley was given was a top-tier configuration in the '90s.
And no wonder Danny. Anji, the head coach, will be so arrogant before the game, he has already done enough to pave the way for killing the Lakers!
After the first quarter, Fliggy arrogantly slapped Shay on the ass:
"I don't know who kisses whom today! How? Still want to play your three-session game?
Don't be naΓ―ve Shay, by the third quarter, I'm afraid the game will be thrown into garbage time! β
This Christmas, Lakers fans suddenly became uneasy.
Now let alone winning the game in the third quarter, in the current situation, it is not certain whether the Lakers can have the last laugh.
Shay didn't respond to Fliggy, and he was also thinking about whether to make a move ahead of time.
Occasionally, a full power session should not be a big problem, right?
Back on the bench, Shay first glanced at Carlisle.
Carlisle confidently picked up the tactics board and sat in front of the crowd, which meant that he and Thibodeau had already thought of a countermeasure.
If there is no countermeasure, Carlisle will often smash the tactical board with one punch and shout impassionedly, "Give Shay the damn ball!" β
But it is clear that Carlisle did not do that at this time.
If there is a countermeasure, it means that there is still room for maneuver at the tactical level, and it is not yet time to fight purely for individual ability.
Shay suddenly relaxed a lot, and after listening to Carlisle's arrangement, Shay smiled even more confidently.
In the second quarter, if you play according to Carlisle's arrangement, let's open a little 50% power first!
Don't worry Charles, you kissed this ass today!
(End of chapter)