288: Master of Time Management, Shay, has the Alliance found a way to contain Shay?

Shay used his ultimate solo performance to defeat Barkley completely.

But Buck took advantage of his shamelessness and defeated Shay once and for all.

This wave, this wave is called extreme pulling!

I have to say that in terms of willingness to gamble and lose, Sir Flying Pig is indeed a real man.

I've always been able to afford to lose, and I never quibble.

In fact, in the original history of Barkley's world-famous bet about Yao Ming, he was a bet pro-Kenny. Smith's ass.

The reason why the kiss is the donkey's ass is not because Barkley is embarrassed, but Kenny. Smith was embarrassed, so he got the donkey instead.

Sir Fliggy is such a social cow who "as long as I'm not embarrassed, it's someone else who is embarrassed".

Shay froze in place after being kissed on the ass, no. Lao Tzu's dolls haven't been sold yet!

Lima and Liv. Taylor also covered his mouth, how could they have thought that there was a pig among the competitors!

Connally smiled contemptuously, nothing remarkable, although I haven't eaten it later, but I have eaten the other side of Shay!

At this time, the reporters also came up like crazy.

"Shay, what does it feel like to conquer Charles once and for all?"

"What do you think of today's big win? Beating the Suns by double digits in two straight games this season means the Suns are no match for you anymore? ”

"Get out of the way, don't just ask questions that aren't relevant to this game! Shay, Charles, did he stick out his tongue at all! ”

Shay:.

Shay shook his head, though a little embarrassed to be kissed in the ass.

But today, I really conquered the Phoenix Sun completely!

This 99 medium investment attribute is really cool!

Moreover, now that Shay's hot zone has only been practiced, it is already so incomprehensible.

One piece is like this, if you practice a few more hot areas, you won't be able to take off!

At the thought of this, Shay wanted to slap himself.

I'm so inhuman, at this moment, I'm actually thinking about embarrassment instead of concentrating on suckling pig!

How can I do that?

So, Shay temporarily forgot the embarrassment of being forcibly kissed by Barkley, and began to face the camera with a smile:

"What's it like to win two games in a row against the Suns in double digits? All I can say is, just have hands!

Merry Christmas to Phoenix fans, although you may not be happy at all right now~"

After Shay finished answering, he also walked into the players' tunnel.

He's got Christmas presents for Barkley.

Surrounded by reporters, Shay walked to the door of the Suns locker room, knocked on the door and called Barkley out.

Barkley looked at the so many cameras around him, and knew that there must be nothing good: "Shay, you just started so hard, aren't you satisfied?" What else do you want to do? ”

Shay scratched his head embarrassedly: "Where is it ruthless, but I accidentally failed to control the strength in the third quarter, and I took a little more than 100 million points." ”

"That's not what Lao Tzu said! Just when I kissed your ass. You kid actually fart!

It's so vicious! ”

"Ahh Hehe, I'm not going to give you a gift.

Merry Christmas, Charles. ”

With that, Shay handed Fliggy a folded black T-shirt.

Buckley's eyes suddenly flushed, he didn't expect that he had received another gift from Shay.

Back then, Shay gave him a bunch of donuts, the sweetest he'd ever tasted, sweeter than Garnett's.

Before the two broke up, Shay even gave Barkley a second MVP trophy as well.

Last year the two sides were in a period of cold war, not counting.

And today, they have all been separated, and Shay still hasn't forgotten to give himself a gift?

Fliggy was very moved, but he didn't expect Shay to still think about himself.

As a result, Barkley took the clothes with a smile and opened them, and found that the T-shirt was a cartoon character wearing the No. 23 jersey of the Lakers, wearing three sparkling rings on his hands.

Then, he was followed by a pig with wings and a Santa hat kissing the Lakers player's ass.

This.

That's right, this is Shay's second holiday commemorative item, a commemoration of an image that the world will never forget!

Barkley looked at the "gift" in his hand, his hands trembling.

Shay, I beg you to be a man!

Shay's approach was as humiliating as Collins would later print the image on a T-shirt and wear it to a public press conference after blocking Embiid.

No, Shay is even more insulting than Collins.

Because not only did he publicly give the dress to Buckley himself, but in the future, Buckley would see long queues of people in stores all over the country to buy the dress.

After all, the pattern of flying pigs kissing the ass is quite commemorative, and it is limited, how can Shay's fans let it go?

That's why Falck was worried that Shay's clothes wouldn't sell.

After all, if he loses, then the clothes will be smashed in his hands.

But it turned out that he was too worried.

How could Shay overturn this season?

There is no more game that he can't dominate.

Barkley was completely stupid, and he was still a little moved just now!

Bah!

Barkley thinks that he has never done anything harmful in his life, but he doesn't know what evil he has done, and he just made two friends, Jordan and Shay!

Under the lens of reporters, Shay advertised his Christmas limited edition items for free.

Yes, someone will be lining up in front of the Shay brand store tonight.

Meanwhile, at Madison Square Garden.

The New York Knicks, who attracted much attention at the beginning of the season, were blown to slag by the Bulls in the Christmas game.

Michael. Jordan returned to the locker room and was a little surprised to hear Shay score 46 points in the game, 22 in the third quarter, and beat Fliggy.

The Bulls and Suns also played a game this season, and the result was a 2-point win for the Suns.

So in Jordan's expectation, the game between the Lakers and the Suns will definitely be scorched until the last second to determine the winner.

As a result, the Lakers narrowly beat the Suns by 23 points?

I lost to the Suns, and the Suns lost to the Lakers. I lost the AI, and the AI lost to Shay.

It's over, I'm really the second child!

In this season's competition, Jordan has fallen behind again!

In Jordan's view, the Phoenix Suns are complementing their junior brother Rashid. After Wallace, he was very powerful.

As a result, Shay actually won by such a large margin of points, it was unbelievable!

Because they haven't played each other this season, Jordan is curious right now.

Shay, how powerful is that guy now!?

And the Bulls' opponent today, the Sharks, is also very depressed.

He had a big double-double of 33 points and 12 rebounds on the head of the aging Sabonis today, but the Knicks still lost to the Bulls.

Kobe Bryant, who shot 1 of 12 from the field, was undoubtedly a big reason why the Knicks lost.

Today against Jordan, Kobe Bryant is very excited.

Although he is only a high school rookie, Kobe Bryant is not afraid of a brutal character like Jordan.

is really not afraid, because no normal rookie can do such a thing as being prevented by Jordan as a dog and still working tirelessly!

After the game, O'Neal questioned rookie Kobe: "Why don't you pass it to me?" Forget about Jordan alone, why don't you pass it on when you are caught by Jordan and Pippen at the same time? ”

Kobe Bryant asked the Sharks rhetorically: "Why don't I vote for the big open opportunity between the two?" Did you watch Shay's game today? The three of them didn't pass it on, and Shay did it too! To play basketball, you must have this spirit of not being afraid of difficulties! If you don't overcome the difficulties, the difficulties will overcome you! ”

O'neill:???

Isn't it how you did it and be embarrassed to be reasonable?

And I said, don't Shay in front of me, I'm intolerant of Shay!

O'Neal was very angry, and finally got rid of Hardaway, why did he come to Kobe Bryant again.

The point is that this No. 8 really can't be thrown.

If he can throw it, I'll be the size of my Jill, and I'll never be verbose because he shoots too much!

After all, my deep-sea fat shark is not the kind of fish with a careful eye.

O'Neill didn't want to hear anything related to Shay, who knew that at the press conference, all the reporters asked was Shay!

"Shaq, do you think Shay is the strongest in the active service?"

"What do you think are the chances of Shay winning the MVP this season?"

"Do you regret not joining the Lakers and teaming up with Shay?"

That's it, and the Suns only lost by 23 points. How did you manage to lose the Lakers by 47 points? ”

The sharks are completely numb, why are we talking about Shay in the game between the Bulls and the Knicks!

There is no way, Shay's battle to abuse the sun can be said to have robbed all the heat of the Christmas war.

The Suns, Bulls, and Knicks all became appendages tonight.

There is only one protagonist this Christmas, and that is Shay!

It wasn't until one o'clock in the morning that Shay finally walked out of the locker room.

After the game, he couldn't get away with all kinds of interviews.

Tonight, Shay did have a good time.

99's shooting attribute, that's really a general rush.

It's impossible to do everything you want, but it's cool to be able to do it once in a while!

When Shay finally left the locker room, he received a text message from Connery:

"I'll stay with you today, I'll go back first, and I'll take me to the airport at noon tomorrow."

Although Connery said before that he would never pay attention to Shay again.

But. Women are fickle!

Earlier, Shay had also given Connery the keys to his Beverly Hills House, saying that she could come and stay whenever she wanted.

Shay had absolutely no other ideas, just mutual assistance between friendships.

After reading the text message, Shay was also ready to drive home.

As a result, at the exit of the parking lot, Shay meets Liv. Taylor.

She is wearing a pink sweatshirt on her upper body and pink yoga pants on her lower body, and the tight pants outline the curves of her lower body perfectly.

Sure enough, the tide is a cycle. This 90s lebeep trend outfit has to be popular again in the 20s of the 21st century.

See Shay, Liv. Taylor presented a delicate gift box with both hands:

"Merry Christmas, Shay~"

Shay was a little embarrassed because he didn't have a gift for Taylor as well.

Shay thanked him and accepted the gift.

Under Taylor's expectant gaze, Shay unwrapped the gift.

Ugly Chinese people are different from Chinese, and Chinese generally do not open gifts in front of others, which seems impolite.

And ugly people just have to open gifts in front of others.

Therefore, Shay has never understood what the ugly country is doing with such beautiful packaging when giving gifts, and it is purely an act of taking off his pants and farting.

Fliggy: Don't even talk about farting!

After taking it apart, Shay found that it was a rag doll ornament.

To be exact, two rag dolls connected by a small peach heart.

Although it is impossible to tell who the two ragdolls correspond to from their facial features, the yellow No. 23 jersey seems to say it all.

Shay looked at Taylor with some surprise, she also blushed slightly, and didn't dare to look Shay in the eyes:

"I made it myself, it's not ugly, is it?"

"It's pretty good."

After Shay finished speaking, he scratched his head at a loss, and the atmosphere was obviously a little awkward.

Such an explicit gift, obviously, Liv. Taylor, this little fan girl, is confessing to Shay.

Taylor took a deep breath, mustered up courage, took a step forward, and hugged Shay:

"I like you Shay!

I used to worship you, but after getting along for a long time, I"

Introverted Liv. Taylor hesitated for a long time whether or not to give this gift.

But today, in this large Shura field, he found that his competitors were all so powerful, and Taylor knew that he could not drag it out any longer.

You have to take the initiative to get ahead!

Before Shay could respond, Taylor stared at Shay with her pale blue eyes, and then hung Shay's neck with both hands:

"I've never been in a relationship, so. Bear with me, Shay! ”

With that, Taylor stood on tiptoe and pulled Shay down, his lips straight up.

After that, Taylor and Shay got into the car, and it was Taylor who asked Shay to take her home.

But as soon as he got into the car, Taylor, who was full of affection, unbuckled his seat belt before the car started, stepped over with long legs, and rode to the main driver.

Then he helped Shay press the power seat and adjust the position to the very back.

Shay swallowed and glanced at Liv. Taylor's Yoga Library.

Taylor also lowered his head, only to notice a darker dot on the library.

She blushed, bit her lip shyly, and leaned her head back at Shay again.

Then, in the midst of the chaos, Taylor expertly opened the co-pilot's glove box and took out the box of "Super Moisturizing Skin".

This is the importance of detecting the other party's intelligence in advance! Strategic materials are at your fingertips!

Facts have proved that Uncle Mu's proposal is indeed right, and it is better to have some protective equipment on the car at any time.

If he wantonly pulls it out, Shay is afraid that 20 years later, a basketball wizard who looks like himself will suddenly appear. After all, Shay's current dry drawing content is very high.

In this way, by the time Shay returned home after seeing off Taylor, it was already half past two in the morning.

Shay came out of the locker room at one o'clock, and half an hour's drive, he was stunned to drive three times as long!

Driving the car into the garage, Shay was still annoyed about how to explain to the owner of the car wash when I washed the car tomorrow, saying that I broke my head when I braked suddenly?

Forget it, let's wash it yourself tomorrow.

When he entered the house, Shay, who was already very tired, found Connery asleep on the sofa, and wore a set of silk pajamas with sex rods.

Shay picked her up and put her on the large bed in the guest bedroom.

Just as he was about to cover the quilt and leave, Connery opened his eyes dimly, grabbed Shay's arm, and pulled him towards him:

"Why did you come back so late~"

"Uh, it's been a bit long for the fans to meet! Sleep, don't you have a plane tomorrow? ”

"Sleep? I deliberately waited for you in this pajama for so long, did you just go to sleep? ”

Connery slammed Shay down.

Shay swore that he had brought Connery to his home for the night out of friendship.

But I didn't expect it to be Connelly's plot and the purpose was not pure!

"You bastard, can't you be honest when I'm away? Then I have to empty your stamina slot before leaving, otherwise I really don't feel at ease~"

So, on this Christmas Eve, Shay hit two extra inches in a row.

He didn't expect to be killed. I've become a time management guru myself!

Every Christmas Eve, Shay feels like he's working harder than Santa Claus~

The next day, the news of Buckley's pro-Shay ass and the long exhaust queue of Shay's brand stores was still hot and ugly.

became the biggest talking point this Christmas.

Shay's dolls and Fliggy-ass T-shirts are once again a hard-to-find hit.

Even Los Santos legend, "Rap Bosh" Snoop dogg, showed off his Fliggy-ass T-shirt when he participated in a talk show.

Big names like him have grabbed Shay's T-shirt as a capital to show off, and you can know that the influence of Shay's personal brand is soaring like his dominance this season!

Shay also breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately the footage of exercising in the car yesterday was not secretly filmed.

Otherwise, the magician will call again and tease that he is better than the blue.

Shay's fiery spread to all of them.

The media is frantically looking for topics, predicting how much Shay's total income will be in 1997, predicting which female star he is dating now, predicting how many wins the Lakers will win this year, and predicting whether Shay can win two consecutive championships again!

Two consecutive championships, this is another achievement that no one has been able to do for a long time.

Bird didn't do it, Magic didn't do it, and Jordan didn't do it.

People were talking frantically about Shay, his record was in the spotlight, his love was in the spotlight, and even the car he drove was enough for a newspaper to report.

It's hard to imagine that after the Christmas game, almost all the newspapers and fans were talking about Shay and ignoring Jordan.

At this moment, people suddenly discovered:

Shay is already the most popular star in the NBA! The popularity has even surpassed Jordan!

A few years ago, Shay was just one of the league's most popular stars.

And this year, as Shay's dominance soars, he's already on the verge of overtaking Jordan!

Shay did not waste his popularity, and in the rest of the season, Shay led the Lakers to consecutive victories.

During the period, Dell. Curry also missed five games with a sprained ankle, which undoubtedly added to the Lakers' already stretched offensive space.

Just when everyone thought that the Lakers' record was going to encounter a wave of Waterloo, Shay used three 40+ games in five games to help the Lakers still stabilize their record!

Shay is beautiful, but Curry Sr. is embarrassed.

Because it doesn't really make a difference whether the Lakers have him or not!

In the All-Star vote, Shay also defeated Jordan and Grant again. Hill, who was elected All-Star voter.

He had a full million more votes than Hill and 400,000 more votes than Jordan, breaking the all-star voting record with 2.8 million votes!

Although some media still said that Shay was suffering from the benefits of the "Chinese voting channel".

But everyone knows very well that even if you don't count the votes of domestic fans, Shay's votes far exceed Jordan's!

Shay is also worthy of his title as an All-Star voter, as the regular season lasted until February 5, when the Lakers lost 97-98 to the Eastern Conference powerhouse Heat, and the Lakers lost their fourth game of the season.

The 43-4 record overshadows the Bulls' perverted 42-5!

In the 90s, it seemed to have really entered Shay's rule.

However, the Lakers' loss to the Heat caused Shay to cause some criticism.

In this game, Mashburn, Mourning and Hardaway all scored 20 points, which was not the main reason why the Heat could win.

The main reason is that today Shay is surprisingly iron in the middle distance.

The full-court shooting percentage was just over 40%.

Pat. Riley, as a defensive maniac, sacrificed the tactic of today - in addition to the regular bag, he also forced Shay to go to the left as much as possible!

Because Riley found that 90% of Shay's high-difficulty shots were hit in the 45° area on the right.

Each player has their own area of expertise, the same mid-range shot, and some people are accurate on the left side and iron on the right.

Riley found that Shay was much more inexplicable on the right than on the left.

And today he also proved with practical actions that forcing Shay to go to the left is a very correct decision!

Shay played really hard today, because the left side has not yet formed a hot zone, so the shooting attribute is less than 99, and many difficult shots are difficult to score.

And Shay admits that he was a little too impatient today.

The more iron he wants to vote, the more he wants to vote, which is a bit of a bargain with himself, which sets a good example for Kobe.

If you pass more and break through, you probably won't lose the game.

But the good news is that after a month and a half, Shay is also about to practice the hot zone at 45° on the left side!

At that time, Shay will have two areas where the mid-range attributes can reach 99!

In other words, Riley had just found Shay's loophole, but Shay was able to update himself to close the loophole immediately.

But the outside world didn't know that Shay would be able to update himself and patch the vulnerabilities soon.

So the heat battle, so that the whole ugly media excitedly exclaimed: "People have found a way to contain Shay!" ”

There is no doubt that all teams will follow the Miami Heat's approach to Shay in the future.

And who will the Lakers face in the next game?

On February 7, the first day of the Chinese New Year, Stern specially arranged the so-called "Spring Festival War" for the growing Chinese market and for the Chinese derby between the bus and Shay.

That's right, these two teams are finally going to meet for the first time this season.

Chicago Bulls vs Los Angeles Lakers!

This is not good news for the Lakers, who have just exposed their shortcomings and were caught by the Bulls, and the situation seems to be very tricky.

Pippen also couldn't wait to say:

"People used to say that the Lakers and Shay were the league's hegemons, and that's good, and you'll see how the real league hegemons play!

Defending Shay? That's not a problem at all! We've studied him thoroughly! ”

Pippen thinks that the Heat can limit Shay's shooting to 40 percent.

And I, as the world's second outside defensive gate, as long as Shay is forced to the left, it will definitely be difficult for him to show explosive performances again!

The day when I turned over is finally here!

If only Shay's could be stopped.

Do you still need to negotiate a big contract? The bull will inevitably serve it honestly with both hands!

The next morning, Shay arrived at the training ground early and began to practice shooting.

Getting the second hot zone out before tomorrow's game starts is a goal Shea has set for himself.

Pippen wants to scratch his own holes? Then let him kick him on the iron plate!

The master of time management is to make the best use of every minute of time.

Self-updating mode, start!

(End of chapter)