Shay was on fire.

Kobe Bryant was on fire.

Even the area around the snakehead pillow is completely popular.

Overnight, countless netizens posted photos of Cos Shay raising the head of a snake to celebrate the victory.

Even, even Hollywood stars have rubbed a wave of traffic.

Connelly and Keanu. Reeves coss Shay in the promotional event for the movie "The Day the Earth Stood Still" with the head of the snake.

It means that their movies can also slay demons and kill a bloody way in the cruel Christmas file.

In a certain respect, Kobe, the spokesperson, can be regarded as making an indelible contribution to the brand he endorses!

In the basketball circle, Kobe Bryant's 32 iron in a single game, which is very likely to be the next one, has naturally become the talk of fans all over the world.

"Iron Man Part 2 suggests removing Donnie and letting Kobe Bryant play in his true colors! He doesn't have to wear armor to be an iron man, saving a lot of money for special effects! ”

"Does Kobe Bryant have a basketball system that hits iron and adds experience points? His autobiography is called "I Really Just Want to Strike Iron". Shay's autobiography is called "The Road to Conquest". ”

"Shay looks at the quality of the rebounds, and Kobe looks at the quality of the baskets. The son inherits the father's business, the father is kind and the son is filial! ”

"Shay defends so well, no wonder he hasn't missed a drop until now, not a single bastard. Forget it if the defense is good, the dry pull is still stable, and it is terrifying! ”

Not only were fans shocked by Kobe's performance, but even many players felt that Kobe was really scary.

Playing 32 pieces of fine iron in a game, the well-known old miner Kidd had to call Kobe Bryant when he saw it.

Kobe Bryant's battle has turned himself into an ugly strategic material.

After all, one Kobe can top five steel mills!

On the one hand, he was beaten by iron and smashed the basket, and on the other hand, he was hit 32 times.

Shay envied Kobe Bryant immensely, because his 32 iron was hotter than his own 42 points.

A good boss who sacrifices himself to be the spokesperson under the red flag, Shay is really great!

On TNT's basketball show the next night, Barkley didn't forget to continue whipping the corpse.

After talking about Bryant's earth-shattering performance last night, Barkley pulled out a poster.

This is a poster of Kobe Bryant's makeup photos, but the Knicks jersey on his body was turned into the jersey of the CBA Shanxi team

"Trust me Kenny! Although Kobe Bryant is extremely hard in the NBA, if Kobe Bryant goes to the CBA, he can still continue to kill all sides!

At least another MVP is not a problem! ”

"No, impossible Charles. I've heard that the CBA doesn't award MVPs to foreign players. So, Kobe Bryant should stay in the NBA and barely survive~"

This cross talk duo won the ratings championship in the sports program of the same time period by virtue of spoofing Kobe's ruthless work.

Jordan sympathized with Kobe Bryant and was glad that Barkley hadn't gone to work at TV in the days when he played.

Now the situation is that if you dare to lose to Shay, you will be breastfed twice.

Shay is responsible for breastfeeding you once on the field, and Barkley has to breastfeed you once on TV after the end, so that you have double the frustration!

It can only be said that Shay and Barkley deserve to be good partners who have won two consecutive championships together.

The power of collaboration is still immense.

But even being milked like this doesn't change the fact that Kobe Bryant is a great player.

Because great players can often force the league to change the rules.

No, Kobe Bryant forced the league to add a new rule after the Christmas War:

"In the future, at halftime in every game, the on-site staff must also check the condition of the basket!"

In the previous NBA, it was all checked before the game.

But Kobe Bryant was stunned and forced the league to check it at halftime!

His life-saving contribution to basketball will live on forever!

Kobe Bryant wants to call Jordan to recommend some blood pressure medication that works well for him, Shay and Fligar Milk, I will forget it, where is the president of the league who personally opens the milk!?

Stern, are you really a human!?

Stern can't help it, after all, it's the first time he's encountered such a thing as a basket being smashed.

In order to ensure the fairness of the game, such a procedure must be added.

In the game with Kobe, you have to check it twice at halftime!

What is the most important thing to be a human being? Integrity!

So my Stern's alliance, the steps can go, but the box must not be crooked!

Kobe Bryant's 32 iron will always be around, and Shay's 42 points will not be asked.

But this year's Christmas war has indeed made Shay a nightmare of all ugliness again.

More than a decade ago, that feeling of being ruled by Shay returned.

The most direct manifestation is that Shay's name appeared for the first time in the latest MVP rankings and DPOY rankings after Christmas!

Prior to this, although Shay's performance was also good, on these two lists, Shay basically had no sense of existence.

But after the Christmas War, Shay showed that he was still unique.

So in the MVP rankings, Shay ranked fourth behind Kobe, Ajan and Paul.

And attentive fans have found out that the people in front of Shay have been beaten by Shay!

On the DPOY rankings, Shay jumped to second on the rankings. Surpassing Ajan and Wade, second only to the defense-strong and invincible Soul Devourer Warcraft!

Seriously, Shay was able to rise so quickly in the DPOY rankings, at least half of the credit goes to Kobe.

His 32 strikes are still rising!

Shay, who was still old last season, is at the top of the double list at this time.

There's no doubt that Shay has become a real superstar this season!

However, the release of this latest ranking has naturally caused a lot of criticism.

Some media outlets felt that Shay's ranking was a bit "inflated".

They can't accept that a 38-year-old man can still climb to such a high position by pressing a bunch of young talents from ugly countries.

But Shay didn't care about those voices, Shay was in a good mood after solving Kobe.

And prepare to take advantage of the current morale to play a wave of consecutive wins.

Iron also needs to be hard, and when your record is good enough, no one will say that you are a vice MVP.

However, it was as if God had played a joke on Shay.

After the Christmas War, when Shay wanted to make a difference.

Shay's teammates have all kinds of strange situations one by one.

In the first game after the Christmas game, the Lakers played against the Golden State Warriors.

There is no suspense in this game itself, after all, the Warriors are still in the process of believing at this stage.

The best part of this game was that Randolph clashed with Warriors center Biedrins.

Don't look at Biedrins as a white European insider, and think that he is also as soft and glutinous as Gasol.

You can't judge people by their appearance, as Garnett experienced ten years ago. thought that at the beginning, he thought that Wang Zhizhi was easy to bully, and as a result, Wang Zhizhi became famous in a fight.

Biedlings is an unconventional white European insider, who is not soft at all, but very rough and has a very high tendency to block.

Moreover, this guy does not have the delicate skills of traditional European insiders, he is completely a rough man. He is one of the few players in the league who makes free throws worse than Big Ben!

In the second year of his career, Biedrins shot a staggering 30.6% from the free-throw line!

This season, he shot just 55 percent from the free-throw line.

In short, Biedrins is a reckless player.

In the fourth minute of the second quarter, Randolph turned his back and broke through and jumped directly into the frame.

By the time Biedlings got back to the basket, he wasn't really out of the way to complete the block.

If this is replaced by a traditional European interior line, he will definitely choose to let Randolph go to the basket after weighing the pros and cons.

Because stopping Randolph at this time will only put yourself on the back of unnecessary fouls.

But Billings, as a reckless man, doesn't think about it that much at all.

His desire to block has gone deep into his bone marrow, and seeing the players rushing in is like seeing the young lady who rubs the edge on a short video, and he always can't help but want to do something.

So Biedrins jumped up violently and flipped the big black bear to the ground in the air.

Although the big black bear has been good since coming to Los Santos, it doesn't mean that anyone can on the top of his head.

With a violent temper, he immediately threw Biedlings down with a bear pounce, pinned Biedrins to the floor, and prepared to have a black bear moment of 9 seconds and 8 punches, and salute Shay and Miller at the same time.

But as soon as O'Neill threw three farmer punches, he was pulled away in time by players from both sides and the referee.

Salute to failure.

Randolph actually has to be glad that he has a good big brother, otherwise the Lakers veteran Warriors on the Warriors' side will have to compare with him.

For Shay's sake, the martial saint is very peace-loving today.

Of course, this clash did not affect the outcome of the match.

The difference in strength between the two sides is too large, and even without Randolph, the Warriors will not be able to compete with the Lakers.

Shay scored 34 points and won the game without a fight.

Although the game has been won, after the game, the league banned Randolph for three additional games!

Mrs. Lando is stupid, Shay is banned for two fights for 8 punches, and I am banned for three fights for 3 punches?

This is a blatant shady act!

The NBA's suspension penalty is flexible and flexible in the absence of a ban on how many games should be suspended.

The emphasis is on a long or short one, which can be retracted and released freely.

There is zero tolerance for violence, and it also scores people.

Shay was only banned for two games because Stern wanted him to get in time for the Christmas game.

But Randolph's commercial value has not yet reached the point where his absence will affect the ratings of the game.

For this kind of person, Stern must strike hard to build the prestige of the president!

Therefore, Randolph was banned for three games, which gave him a taste of what "Brotherhood" is.

What Shay can do, you may not be able to do~

The Lakers are so short of a big man, but fortunately, after the Warriors, the Lakers' next opponent, the Washington Wizards, is not particularly strong.

Ever since General Arenas set himself on fire with a gun, the Wizards have not been able to pull off anything.

The example of General Arenas tells us that men should play with guns in moderation, otherwise they will really play waste!

It is estimated that the general would not have imagined that his end would have been so tragic, and there would be juniors to follow suit in the future.

Facing the Wizards without a big general, the Lakers still won the game easily without Randolph.

Shay had 33 points and 12 assists in the game, and he was strong Carry!

But after the game, Shay was still not happy.

Because Roy sprained his knee in this game!

Although the post-race examination confirmed that it was only a minor sprain, it would heal after two or three games of rest and would not have much impact on the entire career.

But this is already the second starter the Lakers have lost!

And Roy and Randolph are the team's second and third scorers respectively.

It's equivalent to Shay's right arm gone.

In his post-match press conference, Shay smiled when asked if the team would be missing two key players and the next game would be difficult:

"It's okay, Randolph isn't here, I cut 30+ and won. Roy is no longer in the next few games, so I'll turn on the 40-point mode. ”

None of the reporters paid much attention to Shay's words, thinking that he was just joking bitterly.

Results January 4 Lakers vs. Trail Blazers game.

"Shay, 43 points! In the absence of Randolph and Roy, he shouldered the burden of scoring and efficiently hit 40+!

Shay did what he said, he really turned on the 40-point mode! ”

At the scene of the game, Turtle only admired Shay.

The Lakers didn't have Randolph and Roy, and Shay was equivalent to directly giving the Trail Blazers two hands. As a result, I actually won!

Shay is worthy of being an idol that I learned to imitate since I was a child!

Shay: I'll give you 100 yuan, are you good for Jordan?

Shay's victory today is golden, not just because he said he will take 40+ if he takes 40+.

It's because the Trail Blazers also performed very well today!

Without Randolph in the No. 4 position, young Aldridge blasted the aging O'Neal Jr. into scum.

And Ade felt very good today, and he was stunned by 11 out of 15 in the audience, and only lost 4!

Ah Gui was also very accurate today, and the trick of letting go of the cast and not letting go of the sudden attack was not good for him today.

The turtle scored 23 points, 10 assists and 11 rebounds, and hit a triple-double for the first time in his career.

The Trail Blazers had two arrowheads, leading the Lakers by 7 points at one point.

But Shay relied on his 43 points in a single game to beat the upset back.

In order to get a little higher in this summer's draft, Shay has long been secretly determined: see the Trail Blazers and play one at a time!

So, it's not that Ah Gu and Ah De are not good enough.

It's Shay, whose strength is really a bit high.

Shay undoubtedly told the world today with practical actions why he can still be at the top of the MVP list at the age of 38!

Ade also looked helpless after the game, 38's Shay is like this, 28's can't take off?

Glider: No, Shay at 28 is letting you crash.

After this game, the Lakers have won five in a row!

The 25-7 record is beyond the reach of the pursuers behind him.

Now, Randolph has one more game to get the ban unblocked.

Roy also recovered a little faster than expected, and it is estimated that he will only need one more rest to return.

Seeing that everything is going to get back on track, as a result

On the training ground the next day, Gerard. Wallace was surrounded by his teammates.

Because his right eye turned blood-red, like a rabbit's eye.

Shay joked that Ah Meow was going to write a wheel, so everyone should stay away.

As a result, the team doctor Viti took a look and found that Meow had conjunctivitis.

The reason is that Meow sat on the sofa after coming home yesterday and felt that a small worm flew into his eyes, so he rubbed his eyes frantically. Then as soon as I woke up today, I opened the writing wheel

Because his eyes are very photophobic now, and he is almost in tears all the time, he can't play in a gym full of bright lights.

After all, not everyone is like Lao Hu, who can walk through Yang in a hundred steps without eyes.

So, Meow's truce is two or three games.

Shay was stunned, wasn't he? One less person!?

Hurt and stopped because of rubbing your eyes, this is too!

But think about it. Are there fewer injuries in the NBA?

Back then, Sir Fliggy was burned by Kenny because he rubbed his eyes after rubbing his eyes with hand cream. Smith scoffed.

and the 2012 playoffs in the original history, the Knicks, who had Anthony and Jr. Jr., were severely suppressed by the Heat for almost the entire series.

So after a game, Xiao Si's dissatisfaction and grievances accumulated in the game completely exploded, and he punched the fire extinguisher in the player's tunnel, resulting in his hand being scratched by the glass covering the fire extinguisher, and the rest of the series was all absent

And Rose forgot to put the knife he used to cut fruit on the bed, and then fell defenselessly, only to cut his hand and cause stitches.

The madman started a tantrum and hit the wall, causing a broken palm.

And, Landry went out to buy supper when he was suddenly rushed up and shot twice in the leg. In the end, it was found that the other party was seeking revenge and recognized the wrong person.

There are more kinds of strange injuries in the NBA than there are tactical tricks!

Although Meow's strange injury will heal soon, but. In the next game, Shay will lose even a leg without a right-hand arm!

It's still that tall, hard thigh that stands up to the sky!

Online, fans are also teasing the Lakers' recent bad luck.

Many Chinese fans have said that Shay should find a feng shui master from China to go to Staples.

But Shay doesn't have the heart to think about feng shui now, because in the next game, the Lakers' opponents will not be as easy to deal with as the Trail Blazers, Wizards and Warriors.

After losing three starts, Shay's next game will be against the Holy City Spurs, who knocked the Lakers out of the playoffs last season!

Shay certainly wants to win against the Spurs, and although the Spurs don't have a Dream Eight member, the Spurs are the third team in history to beat Shay in the playoffs.

And after the Spurs won the series last season, Popovich was still very arrogant:

Shay previously said that there was no team in the league that could interest him, so he didn't come back. But now, maybe he doesn't dare to make a comeback? As it turned out, he couldn't beat the Spurs.

You all said that Shay once staged the Black Eight Miracle on the Spurs, and now he can also perform the Black Seven Miracle.

But let's see who's the winner now, Shay can't do any miracles anymore! ”

Although the old thief said this in a joking tone at the time, Shay didn't think he was joking.

As a coach who was abused by Shay in the 90s, and as a backdrop for Shay to complete his first Black Eight Miracle, it has never been a secret that Popovich did not like Shay.

In Popovich's opinion, if it weren't for Shay, the Spurs would have won the championship in 99!

Therefore, after winning the Lakers in the playoffs last season, Popovich can be said to have relieved the hatred in his heart for many years, and he couldn't help but mock Shay.

Shay didn't want to lose to Popovich again, he didn't want to see his triumphant face again.

If you lose to the Spurs again, God knows how disgusting Popovich will be.

Lakers fans also don't want to see the Spurs ride on the team's head again.

So, at the end of the day's training, when the reporters learned that Roy, Randolph and Meow were all going to be neatly absent in the next game, they all nervously asked Shay:

"Tomorrow's game against Spurs"

Shay was still as confident as before, and smiled slightly:

"Well, so it seems. I only have 50+ mode turned on! ”

The last time Shay said he was going to turn on the 40-point mode, no one took it seriously.

I didn't know until I was beaten by Shay.

And this time, it is estimated that no one will assume that Shay is joking anymore.

Today's 10,000-word update is presented, kneeling and begging for a monthly pass!

(End of chapter)