381: Shameful old thief, the deal is complete, and the restoration of the dynasty has officially begun!
Bill. Rand said, "The last time he scored 20+ points in a single quarter, it was back in the first quarter of this game."
It made Shay lie down and pretend to be a beep, and it also made Spurs fans in front of the TV feel hurt and humiliated.
Wake up, you're our home commentator, bastard, why are you still on the home team!?
No way, this is Bill. Rand and Elliott's characteristics during the commentary.
They are one of the few who will make fun of their home team, and they are one of the few live commentators who like to blacken themselves.
Moreover, he was telling the truth.
Shay's game did play two quarters of 20+ performances.
As a live commentary, how can it be considered fault to explain the facts?
It's like when people evaluate a football star, how can they call it black when they state the facts?
To tell the truth, it is often the most heart-wrenching.
Spurs fans in front of the TV were treated by Bill. Rand was autistic, and the Spurs fans at the scene were autistic by Shay's "noon" sentence.
Shay used a very Texan way to make Texans' blood pressure soar.
Who would have thought that Shay Milk personally would actually do localization!
Of course, the main reason why this sentence is so powerful is that Shay is doing something too inappropriate.
50 points in the third quarter, 20+ in the second quarter, and a 20-point lead over the Spurs in the third quarter almost put the game into garbage time.
Spurs fans came to watch the game today with a "winner" mentality.
In their expectation, the Spurs should be like last season's playoffs, disgrace the Lakers and bring Shay off the altar.
Coupled with Popovich's confidence before the game, it further enhanced the fans' sense of anticipation.
The higher the expectation of the result, the greater the disappointment.
Shay has left a new scar on the Spurs after the Black Eight Miracle of the year!
Shay was extremely happy at this time, and the thrill of beating the Spurs was no less than beating Kobe Bryant before!
All the grievances that have accumulated after last season's first round of tours, Shay has released them all.
Is there anything cooler than holding it all out for a long time?
Shay yelled, then glanced at Popovich, the old man who had been on his toes before the game.
Now he can only grieve alone with his head down.
That's right, in front of Lao Tzu, what qualifications do you have to be arrogant!?
The morale of the entire Spurs team has been crushed, and Parker has tried his best, but he can't keep up with Shay's scoring footsteps.
The strongest breakthrough player in history is in front of the strongest player in history, and the gap is obvious.
The Stone Buddha of the Holy City had the intention to kill the thief but was unable to return to the sky, and he sometimes didn't understand why the traces left by time on his body were so obvious, but the traces left on Shay's body were almost negligible.
When will Shay's number of points and girlfriends decline!?
As for Ginobili? He's still excited.
But Popovich really didn't dare to bet on him today, and if he was given free play, the Spurs would die faster!
So in the fourth quarter, the Spurs barely resisted.
In addition, the Lakers also played very well as role players today, so Shay only played a symbolic three minutes in the fourth quarter and clocked out.
And in the end, the Spurs failed to completely recover the huge point difference.
105-93, San Antonio Spurs lost the game at home by 12 points.
Only lost by 12 points, and that's because Shay only played three minutes in the fourth quarter!
The Lakers defeated the Spurs and successfully avenged last season's gentleman's sweep!
At the end of the game, the camera shows Shay standing up and clapping, and his stats are typed at the bottom of the screen:
53 points, 10 assists, 4 rebounds, 4 steals and 2 blocks.
Shay, the oldest player in NBA history to score 50+10 stats!
Michael. Jordan was only 50+ back then, and Shay had 10 more assists today on the basis of 50 points!
Thanks to the great coach Popovich, if he hadn't chosen to pack Shay for a while, Shay wouldn't have been able to score 50 points and deliver 10 assists at the same time.
Shay's greatness is all set off by his opponents.
After Popovich shook hands with Carlisle, he immediately lowered his head and tried to flee the scene as soon as possible.
Before the game, he blew loudly, but the game played like this, and Popovich died of shame.
But as soon as he turned around, he saw Shay standing in his way, blocking his way.
At this point, there were reporters all around, and Shay had no intention of giving way to Popovich.
If Popovich walked away rudely, it would have looked very ungraceful.
In desperation, Popovich could only force a smile and shook Shay's hand: "You played well today, Shay, congratulations." ”
Although Popovich is laughing on the surface, he is actually dripping blood in his heart!
After such a humiliating loss, he had to compliment Shay in front of the camera.
This Nima is simply disgraced!
Shay smiled with satisfaction, but
Not completely satisfied!
Popovich thought he would be able to leave after shaking hands, but Shay took over Terry. Teague handed over the phone, and then put his hand around Popovich's shoulder:
"Coach, this is a great moment, I hope to take a picture with you. You, who are highly respected, shouldn't you refuse me? ”
Popovich's fists are clenched, Shay Ling is a person!
Nineteen or twenty-year-old you don't let it go, even the old man, you don't let go?
Popovich is very entangled at this time, if he pulls his face and leaves, it seems that he can't afford to lose, and he doesn't have the style of a great coach.
But after being abused by Shay, he still took a photo with him, which was too raw.
After all, what player or coach would giggle and celebrate after a loss?
Shay looked at the struggling Popovich and smiled triumphantly.
Got so rampant before the game, and now, know who's in control!
99 years old man can win you, now, the same defeat you!
Not only to win, but also to make your losses memorable!
Eventually, Popovich forced a smile and posed for a selfie with Shay in front of the cameras.
Shay not only won Popovich, but also completely trampled on Popovich's dignity!
After that, reporters also interviewed Shay.
"At the age of 38, 50+10 in a single game! And to do that, it only took three quarters!
Or played such a beautiful battle when the three main starters were unable to play!
Shay, do you feel like you're still at your peak? ”
Shay modestly waved his hand:
"No, I admit the fact that I'm no longer at my peak.
But even so. As long as I'm serious, I can still take care of the San Antonio Spurs at any time!
is still the same sentence, I could win when they were first in the west, not to mention that now they are only third in the west. ”
In this way, Shay's sentence "It's high noon" became popular and ugly.
The picture of Shay and Popovich taking a "happy" selfie after the game was also posted on the Internet by the media.
As a result, talented netizens sent out all kinds of ridiculous comments:
"Although but. Popovich's guy was abused so badly, it seems that he enjoyed it!? ”
"Tonight, Shay made Popovich 10 years younger because he took Popovich back 10 years ago."
"Popovich: I just appreciate you the most for being so backbone, saying 50 points is 50 points. Yi, the NBA is fortunate to have you~"
Popovich almost didn't get angry when he saw these comments, this was simply the most shameful day since the Black Eight Miracle!
Ah Hua sighed, so the most dangerous thing in the world is to win Shay in the playoffs.
If you dare to beat him in the playoffs, you have to wait for nightmares.
I think I was also young and frivolous, and I accidentally won Shay once in the playoffs.
After that, it embarked on a road of no return for a dairy giant.
And just as embarrassed as Popovich are Roy, Randolph and Meow.
Because after this game, a lot of fans felt that they didn't have to come back!
If they don't come back, Shay won't be able to average 50 points per game?
It's not terrible to win, it's embarrassing to be missing!
This loss also strengthened the Spurs' determination to start looking for a strong wing.
If you don't make up for this part of the shortcomings, then except for Ajan, wouldn't all the stars kill the Spurs in the middle distance?
And just like that, Shay's trip to San Antonio officially ended with a happy ending.
On the afternoon of the second day after the race, Shay appeared on the luxury yacht with Noah, Ribeiro and the washboard woman.
Shay, of course, made good on his promise and lent his yacht to Noah and Ribeiro for a date.
But Noah and Ribeiro said that they wanted Shay to be together, and Shay thought, you guys are in the right pair, Lao Tzu is playing a fart yacht party alone.
Just as the woman said she had time, Shay pulled her in too.
At this time, Noah and Ribeiro were frolicking in the sea.
Shay was lying on the deck at the bow of the boat, leaving the woman in a bikini next to him not to look at it, but to read all kinds of basketball news on his mobile phone carefully.
The warm-up for yesterday's 50-point victory over the Spurs in the third quarter is still fermenting.
After the last game, Shay secretly rose another rank in the MVP rankings, surpassing Paul and ranking third.
Previously, some people felt that Shay's position in the MVP list was too high.
And Shay used continuous 30+ mode, 40+ mode and 50+ mode to tell the world: "Lao Tzu's ranking is indeed problematic, but it is not too high, but too low!" ”
As it turned out, Shay could still control the game as he pleased.
As it turns out, Shay never rolls over the car with a beep.
It turns out that Shay's current ceiling is more than just 40+!
This wave said that if you score 50 points, you will get 50 points, and you will score 50 points in the third quarter to abuse the third place in the West, so Shay will be blown up directly, so it is normal to rise in the MVP rankings.
Of course, Shay's battle also put Jordan's position in crisis again.
When Jordan came back at the beginning of the 21st century, the Wizards' record was sparse, and Jordan's personal data also declined seriously.
And now, at the same age, Shay has brought the Lakers to the top, and he also averages 20+10 per game, and there are many data explosions.
Even at the age of 38, who scored 50 points in a single game, Shay had one more assist than Jordan and double-doubled.
Mai Buckle was simply suppressed by Shay in all directions!
Previously, people used Jordan as an example to prove that Shay's comeback could not be successful.
But now, public opinion has become: "Shay and Jordan are not athletes of the same level after all!" Just because Jordan's comeback is unsuccessful doesn't mean that Shay's comeback is unsuccessful! ”
Jordan has taken it, and since Shay's comeback, his historical status will decline when he lies at home!
Judging from the current situation, as long as the time is long enough, Ah Slip's historical status will surpass Jordan sooner or later!
Shay watched the series of turmoil he had caused, and he was full of a sense of accomplishment.
At this moment, Shay felt a pair of delicate hands rubbing against his stomach.
He put down his phone and looked at it, and found that the woman was helping him apply sunscreen:
"Don't get a sunburn, superstar."
"Uh, I'm not used to wiping this thing, sticky."
"Then you can wipe it for me!"
After that, Gail. Gadot handed Shay the sunscreen, then unbuttoned the towel and sat down on a chaise longue in his swimsuit.
The famous scene where she shines in the vegetarian chicken movie is now presented in front of Shay!
Shay swallowed, trying to press the gun so as not to be polite and graceful.
He apprehensively smeared some sunscreen on his hands and then applied it to Gael. Gadot walks on his back.
"Shay."
"What are you doing?"
"Untie the strap so it spreads more evenly."
"Huh?"
"What are you afraid of, I'm lying on my stomach, and you can't see it. Oh, you're so proficient at solving it, tsk, sure enough, practice makes perfect. ”
Shay:.
"Don't tease a single person like me, I've been single for a long time, and I'm not familiar with these things at all."
"You were still in love half a year ago."
"Half a year isn't long enough?"
"By the way, at the premiere at Universal Studios Los Angeles next month, you're going to help me stand on the platform! After all, it's the first big screen work, and I'm definitely nervous if you're not there! ”
"It depends, there is no competition, and if I'm in a good mood, I might go."
"Oh, please~ How can I put you in a good mood."
"Then it's up to you to do this month."
Speaking of which, Gail, who was originally lying on his stomach. Gadot sat up suddenly: "Then I'll call it a day and go home every day to help you make it late"
Halfway through the conversation, Gail. Gadot seemed to suddenly remember something, she looked down at the murderer she hung up, and then at the swimsuit lying alone on the chaise longue.
Shay's eyes widened as well, and then he hurriedly twisted his head away in embarrassment.
Nima, I didn't let you behave like that!
Immediately after, Noah, who was in the water, heard a sharp scream of "ah".
Ribeiro looked at the yacht and was curious: "What happened up there?" ”
Noah waved his hand: "Hmph, what else can it be?" I told you earlier, my uncle is not a serious person!"
Ribeiro looked at Noah with disdain: "What about you?" ”
"Me? I've been with him since I was a child! ”
In this way, Shay spent a relaxing and awkward time on the yacht.
And when Xie rarely relaxed, his influence was still spreading.
The magic of Shay's defeat of the Spurs is not only limited to netizens playing memes and being blown up by the media.
His three-quarter "Battle at Noon" even drew the following from other NBA players.
After the Spurs were abused by the Lakers, the whole team held their breath and prepared to sprinkle it all on their next opponent, the Washington Wizards.
I thought that the wizards who were weak in the game, although they were back-to-back, would definitely be able to easily take down the opponent without blood.
After all, before, the Lakers played the Wizards easily.
As a result, today, the Wizards' whole team is in excellent shape!
Especially Nick. Yang, a sophomore guard from the University of Southern California, seems to have been opened up today.
Shoot accurately, cut fast.
The most important thing is that he has been imitating Shay!
For example, in the second section, Nick. After Young cut into the basket from a beautiful backrun on the right side and received the basket, he faced Duncan and made a 360-degree 360-degree turn to make a layup in the air, paying tribute to Shay, who turned to the basket in the last game among the Spurs' defenders.
Another example is the third quarter, Nick. Young wore a crotch past Udoka and then made a layup.
Nick. Young is an Angelena after all, and no basketball teenager who grew up in Los Angeles is not a Shay fan.
His current riotous style of play is also influenced by Shay.
In tribute to his idol, Nick. Yang also tattooed three Chinese on his arm: "Father Xie!" ”
At that time, Nick. Yang went to the tattoo parlor and asked the tattoo artist how to express his love for his idol in Chinese.
And Nick. Yang knows that many NBA stars' Chinese tattoos are actually inadequate. Therefore, he asked the tattoo artist to investigate seriously and seriously, and to tattoo a word that is the most down-to-earth, the most Chinese, and the most able to express his admiration.
As it turns out, the tattoo artist did a great job!
is such a little fan brother of Shay, who also hit the Spurs hard after the Lakers' San Antonio battle.
But after all, there is an obvious difference in strength between the two teams, so even if Yang Shaoxia performed well, the Spurs and Wizards still played to the last moment.
In the final 28 seconds of the game, the Wizards possessed the ball.
At this point, they are still 2 points behind Spurs.
Popovich's face was full of displeasure, just forget if Shay wins me, what grade of your wizards actually want to do the same thing as Shay?
At this point, the Wizards are holding the ball with point guard Mike. James, a god who averaged 20.3 points per game in his peak season, but will become 10.1 points in seconds next season.
Nick. Young kept rushing James for the ball, but Mike. James wasn't going to give.
It's not that he has a bad personal relationship with Yang Shaoxia, but that Shaoxia has conceded three goals in a row before. Moreover, the coach's tactics are not to give him the ball.
So, Mike. James ignored Yang Shaoxia and finally passed the ball to Antoine Jamison, the current real star of the Wizards, who averaged 22.2 points per game.
Jamison plays the No. 4 position, and at this stage he is a dimensionality reduction blow to Duncan in terms of footsteps.
So the Wizards made the right decision to let Jamison run without the ball in the last minute, and then go to the outside to catch the ball and finish.
Jamison did shake off Duncan with a quick off-ball run. But Jamison received the ball even more, and Udoka actually switched to Jamison perfectly, without giving him space to shoot in a big open position!
Jamison hesitated to shoot, and under great pressure, not everyone dared to shoot against the defense at critical moments.
In fact, at this time, Jamison could have passed the ball to Nick, who was completely empty on the other side. Young, since Udoka came to wrap him up, then Nick. Yang must have been let go.
But again, not everyone can find their teammates calmly when it matters most.
What seems like a superstar to be a big thing is actually very hard for most players!
In this way, Jamison could only subconsciously pass the ball to Mike, who was closest to him. James.
James didn't expect that he would have a day to pick up the pot, but I'm James!
But just as Mike and James were about to receive the basketball, a pretty boy quickly passed in front of him and took the basketball away!
Jamison suddenly tightened his chrysanthemum, it was over, and he was robbed!?
But take a closer look. Wait, it's the Wizards who steal yourself!
That's right, it's Yang Shaoxia.
Yang Shaoxia, who is interested in Chinese because he admires Shay, knows that there is an old Chinese saying that you can do it yourself and have enough food and clothing.
Just waiting for a long time to pass the ball, Yang Shaoxia decided to take the initiative!
So, he steals Jamison to Mike. James's pass, and then in the stunned eyes of the whole Spurs team, a decisive three-point shot! In the next second, the rebound glowed red, and the basketball hollowed into the net. Nick. After Yang steals his teammates, he successfully delivers a quasi-lore!
And after scoring the goal, Yang Shaoxia also shouted at Popovich like Shay: "It's high noon!" ”
Popovich swallowed, Geneva. Why do I go through this kind of thing twice!?
Shay, look at you, you have taught all the young people in the alliance badly!
Nick. Yang paid tribute to his favorite idol with practical actions.
In this wave, the Spurs were rushed by Shay's fans.
After that, the Spurs have 4 seconds left. But unfortunately, Parker's stop-and-go shot after crossing the court missed.
The Wizards upset the Spurs and suffered a two-game losing streak. After the game, Nick, who completed the final shot and scored 22 points. Yang also excitedly told reporters:
"It's Shay who encourages me to keep going, he's the best ever!"
Shay lay at home and inexplicably pretended to beep again.
Someone imitated his way and killed Spur again.
Imitation of the crime belongs to yes.
Looking at Popovich at the press conference after the game, Shay even felt a little sympathy for him.
The same nightmare is done twice in a row, who can withstand this.
made Popovich shout: "Shay is indeed strong, he is too dangerous!" ”
The implication is: Okay, okay, Shay Liu beep, right? You fans, don't rush at me again!
At this time, Popovich can't accept it.
Shay didn't expect that his battle with the Spurs would be able to attract imitation.
The imitation is very good, continue to work hard next time!
Although the beating of Popovich was cool this time, this victory was only temporary after all.
In the coming season, we will have to keep up the good work.
Then in the January game, the Lakers finally regrouped their lineup.
However, it still suffered a few defeats.
They lost to the Bulls of the International Twin Towers, the Mavericks of the AI and the Hornets, one of Shay's arch-rivals this season.
And in these three games, the reasons why the Lakers lost are very similar - the firepower of the connecting lineup is too weak!
The Lakers' bench can only attack Barnes and Finley.
But both of them belong to the catch-and-shoot type, and their independent offense is relatively average.
When Shay and Roy were not at the same time, the Lakers' offense was simply indescribable, and there was not even a person who could attack with the ball
During this time, the opponent will often immediately close or pull away from the score.
It's clear that the Lakers need a bench who can handle the ball.
As long as this issue can be resolved before the trade deadline, the Lakers' roster this season will basically not have much to offer.
It's just that you have to have a strong enough offensive ability with the ball, and you have to be willing to play as a substitute honestly. There aren't too many players who meet both of these criteria.
The Mavericks' John Terry, the Nuggets' JR and the Knicks' Odom all fit the bill, but they are all non-selling items for the team at the moment.
In addition to Odom, the Knicks' dwarf flyer Nate. Robinson also has plenty of individual firepower, but the Knicks refuse to make any trade with the Lakers.
They'd rather stay put, rather than help the Lakers reinforce.
For the rest, Margeti and Brazil's Lightning Barbos contract is too big to match, and they can't be exchanged.
The 76ers' Reed scored a lot, but it was too inefficient.
Seeing that the trade deadline was approaching day by day, but the Lakers still hadn't solved the problem, Shay suddenly remembered someone.
Isn't his little fan brother with a strong ability to imitate a good candidate!
So the January schedule ended, and it just entered the first day of February.
The Lakers, who are currently 36-10 and second in the West, made a trade.
Kupchak sent Dragic + the Lakers' own '09 draft pick to the Wizards.
Trade to get Shay's ultimate fan brother Nick. Poplar!
Of course, the deal didn't cause much of a stir, and the media just reported it casually.
Nick. Although Young has occasionally performed well this season, he has only averaged 10 points per game.
So no one cares about the whereabouts of this hairy boy at all.
But for Shay
After the last piece of the puzzle is also in hand, this Lakers team can use the next two months to run in and attack the championship!
The restoration of the Shay Dynasty has officially entered the countdown stage.
(End of chapter)