Chapter 967 967 The bronze lion even wrote a suicide note

It is said that it can sleep eighteen people.

If you squeeze a little, you can sleep 36 people.

Back then, Jesus' heterogeneous little brother ate, drank, slept and corrected, made plans, and created man in this bed.

Well.

This youngest son of God is surnamed Hong!

There are a lot of pull-out beds in the southern region of China, such as the exquisite pull-out beds in Fangzhou.

It's just that the owner of this bed is a little special.

Of course, the owner of this bed is not Hong Xiuquan, but another person who defeated Hong Xiuquan!

This person not only helped his master Zeng Guofan defeat Hong Xiuquan, but also set up a Hongmen banquet to kill Huaiwu, Zhang Dazhou, Wang Youwei, Fan Qihe, Nawang, Kangwang, Ningwang, and Biwang, the eight kings of the Taiping army.

Then, this person overthrew Hu Xueyan, the richest man in the world who was supported by Zuo Zongtang, and created another richest man in Shenzhou who had a profound influence on future generations, Sheng Xuanhuai.

Not long after, this old man, known as the Bismarck of the East, went to Hans's country again, met the real Bismarck, and took a group photo.

Not long after, the old man, who was known as a paster in later generations, went to negotiate with the footbasin again.

During this time, the paster was shot by the Footbasin Assassin.

This shot cost the Manchus 100 million silver in their footbasins.

Fifty-eight years after the plasterer's death, his tomb was so hard that gunpowder could not be blasted open, so tunnels were dug to break his tomb inside.

From his tomb, the most valuable thing that came out of it was his autobiography!

The second is the shroud given to him by the old witch of Cixi.

The third is a sword.

Finally, there are seven gold coins.

The rest is a pocket watch, a pair of glasses, and a walking stick!

It is the same as digging the tombs of the Confucian family and digging the tombs of Emperor Wanli......

The pasteer's body was also dragged by tractor through the streets until the bones were scattered and disappeared.

Well!

Later, his tomb was rebuilt for tourism.

It was built countless times larger than before, and Shinto and torii were also built.

It's just that the magnificent tomb is empty!

As for the shroud, it was taken away, washed, and covered itself, and then it was gone.

The autobiography is gone.

The sword was borrowed by the troupe as a prop and disappeared.

The seven gold coins are gone.

Pocket watches, glasses, canes, all gone!

This paster.

He!

It's called Li Hongzhang!

That year, Li Hongzhang and his wife's stepping bed was divided into a local poor peasant family as public property.

But the poor peasant family was too small to fit the bed, so the bed was sold to the village and placed in the village mill house.

In the early sixties, the Fangzhou dragon slayer stopped in the middle of the dragon catch.

I heard that there is such a stepping bed in the poor farmer's house, and I came to observe it, and I earned a sky-high income of 50 yuan!

It took three days for the dragon slayer to dismantle this bed alone.

At first, the dragon slayer was not sure that this bed belonged to Li Hongzhang, until he found a hidden compartment hidden under the bed in the middle of dismantling the bed.

In the dark grid, there is a holy decree of Cixi canonizing Li Hongzhang's wife Zhao Xiaolian.

Seeing things and thinking about people, the people who looked around the stepping bed had different expressions. Some sighed, some sighed, and some didn't mind.

This bed is not very valuable.

If you have to estimate it, counting Li Hongzhang's name, it will be 30 to 50 million.

But this thing is famous!

"Record!"

"Li Hongzhang and Zhao Xiaolian pull out the bed!"

"The small leaves of red sandalwood are full of bricks."

"Size ......"

This time, the appraiser was replaced by Bao Guoxing.

Although his forced style is not as good as the Three Musketeers of the Hanlin Academy, he is a proper master in this appraisal!

This side is recording the data of the step bed, and that side is it

A man jumped in and shouted, "President Tong." This stepping bed must be returned to our Hui Provincial Museum."

"And the holy decree of Mrs. Zhao Xiaolian's decree will also be returned to us together."

"Nima! Get out!"

The other party jumped up and sat directly on the bed, and at the sound of an order, several more women sat directly on the stepping bed and lay down and began to play crazy.

"You Fang Zhou tricked us into pulling out the bed back then, and now you must pay us back."

"If you don't pay it back, we will file a lawsuit with your Fangzhou."

"Tong Shi. If you don't give us back the bed today, we'll die here."

I sat on a six-meter-high wooden box and waved my hand.

Where the clang sounds!

Ge Li dragged two large gas canisters in his hands to the front of the stepping bed, smashed them heavily, and unscrewed the gas canisters without saying a word, and sat directly in the middle!!

The sound of sizzling sounded, and countless people were frightened to the point of shattering their hearts and galls, and they screamed in horror!

Bang!

I smeared kerosene lighters on high places, lit cigarettes, and screamed eerily as I held the lighter.

"Who said you were going to die? Stand up for Lao Tzu."

"Lao Tzu will die with you!"

In an instant, several people on the other side were so frightened that they crawled away, for fear that their parents would have two legs less.

"Child teacher! Fire suppression! It's an order!"

"Kid! Extinguish the fire!"

"The poodle is *** crazy, *** is a crazy person!"

"There are so many people here. Is it worth it for a bed?"

I didn't care about anyone's yelling, and I shouted, "Who else wants Li Hongzhang to pull out the bed?"

"If you have, stand up."

"Goli, max out."

"Is there any?"

"Lao Tzu counts to three!"

At this time, only me and Golly were left within ten meters of the bed. The rest of the people ran far away.

Even Zhuang Chihua was dragged to the edge by the Mongolian girl.

While running, the Mongolian girl let out a scream that scared the steppe Hai Dongqing to death.

"Mr. Zhuang doesn't pay attention to the child teacher. He's got gunpowder today."

"All of you, be careful, don't provoke the Bronze Lion. The bronze lion has even written a suicide note."

"I'll keep it here."

"Don't run so fast, let the invitees of the Fifth Grade Joint Office go first, let Chen Lao go first, if they are gone, even if you run out, you will die!"

These words made countless people at the scene frightened and stunned.