Every superstar must have at least one playoff masterpiece.

For example, Kobe Bryant won the game 48+16 in the 01 Eastern Conference semifinals, and led the team to advance with a bang of 48+16 when Ao Fat graduated with six fouls.

For example, Duncan's G6 against the Knicks in the 03 Finals faced O'Neal with 37 points, 16 rebounds and 2 blocks, and the shooting rate was as high as 64%.

For example, in the original history, Wade descended to earth in 06, and James decided on the pupil of death in the East in 12 years.

As for Shay, his playoff masterpieces are too many.

Just a single game of 70+ in the finals is enough to make Shay famous in history. Forever on the ceiling of the "playoff explosion show".

And today, another man who will go down in history with Shay and occupy the ceiling together is born.

In modern basketball rules, he lost 58 points in a single game and exploded a quasi-triple-double of 6+6+10.

Today's battle has undoubtedly become the masterpiece of Paul's career!

Ten or twenty years later, people will not necessarily remember Shay's record-breaking 7 playoff 50+ games, and they will not necessarily remember how many rounds Shay averaged 40+ per game in the series.

But people will remember the summer of 2009, 5 8 can Chris . Paul, set a crazy record that is difficult for posterity to achieve!

Although the game is over, the best day in the history of the NBA playoffs is not over.

You don't have to think about it to know how lively the post-match press conference is.

At the press conference on the Hornets' side, reporters crowded directly outside the gate, and those who came to laugh at Paul stepped through the threshold.

Paul, who was greatly traumatized, naturally did not attend the press conference in person, he was already enough to die today, but he didn't want to humiliate himself again.

But Hornets coach Byron. Scott was not so lucky, he had to face all the media in the world and be publicly executed!

He must be like an art film actress, wantonly bullied in front of the camera.

Byron. As soon as Scott walked into the press conference, the crowd of reporters below raised their hands to ask questions.

To be honest, before Byron. Scott had never seen anything like it.

Even the night when the Hornets won 66, I didn't see so many reporters interviewing them.

As a result, he lost 58 points today, but the scene was crowded.

It can only be said that people all over the world are not too big to watch the excitement!

66 wins, where is there a 58-point loss This thing is wonderful!

Watching the excitement is the same as watching beautiful women and handsome guys, it is something engraved in human DNA.

Byron. Scott tried to keep himself calm, but the first question asked by the first reporter made Byron. Scott almost didn't fall out of his chair:

"Coach, can you tell us what it was like to celebrate in the void before the game? When you celebrated before the game, did you think that you would lose so badly today? By the way, now that early celebration video has exploded on the Internet, and the Hornets are out of the circle! ”

Good fellow, Byron. Scott called out the good guys.

This is really a pot that can't be opened!

Today, it wasn't just the 58-point loss that made the Hornets lose face.

They celebrated wildly early before the game, and now they ended up like this. The combination of celebrating early and losing by 58 points is the real shame!

There are only two outcomes for the act of opening champagne at half-time.

Either pretend to be a big wave, or throw the dead.

Unfortunately, the Hornets had the worst possible result today.

Celebrate Paul winning the MVP in advance, but Paul loses the MVP.

Not to mention losing the MVP, he was also abused for 58 points.

Mainly. It's all Byron. Scott dug the pit himself.

He was originally looking for an internal MVP award ceremony for Paul, which would greatly boost the team's morale.

It's always a good idea to boost morale before a big war.

Before doing that kind of thing you love to do, you have to flirt and increase your hardness a little first.

That such a crucial game before Byron. Scott had to make the players hard first?

So, he did such a pre-game celebration in advance.

But that's not the worst of all, and it would be understandable if the Hornets just congratulated Paul internally in advance. If it's just an internal celebration, even if it rolls over, the outside world doesn't know.

The most mortal was Byron. Scott made an exception today to let reporters into the locker room to film the celebration!

Originally, I wanted to use the hands of reporters to show off the good team atmosphere of the Hornets and show off that Paul won the MVP.

Now, this has become the beginning of all shame!

Now the whole world is laughing at that video as a joke. The whole world knows that they celebrated early before the race, and it turned out to be so complete.

The players of the Hornets are also convinced, coach you are doing a good job, don't do it again next time!

Today the Hornets lost by 58 points, Byron. Scott wasn't really much responsible.

His tactics and set-up are not very subtle, but at least they are not wrong.

But the Hornets lost by 58 points and were so humiliated, Byron. Scott's responsibility must be at least 58%!

If it weren't for the fact that he publicly performed such an early celebration ceremony before the game, the Hornets would not be so embarrassed now.

So this first question about celebrating in advance made Byron. Scott contracted an embarrassing cancer.

And the second problem is to force Byron. Scott takes Paul's place and apologizes to Shay for admitting his mistake!

After the second reporter stood up, he praised Shay:

"Obviously, Shay can not only discount Paul's eye sockets, but also Paul's star color.

In this match, Chris had no resistance at all against Shay.

Before the game, Paul had been provoking Shay, and now he ended up like this.

Coach, do you think Paul has what it takes to provoke Shay? ”

Byron. Scott hung his head: "Chris was a little arrogant before the game, but young people, it's normal." But I think this lesson should have made him realize his mistake! ”

Hornets are so disgraced today, Byron. Scott is 58% responsible.

And the other 58% of the responsibility will undoubtedly be assigned to Paul!

So what are you laughing at? The wasps are added together today, and the shame level is as high as 116%, which is no problem, because the shame level is directly off the charts!

Before the game, if Paul hadn't been so rampant to provoke Shay again and again, he wouldn't be so socially dead now.

If Paul had humbly said before the game that "it's my pleasure to play with the god of basketball", then Paul certainly won't be besieged now.

But his attitude before the game was "Shay is a joke in front of Lao Tzu".

I'm sorry, I was so crazy before the game, and now I'm losing so badly. Invisibly, the shame level is directly doubled!

Paul + Byron. Scott, a pre-game big mouth, a pre-game champagne.

This pair of Wolong and Phoenix Chicks dug a three-meter pit for themselves, and after digging, they found that their mother couldn't climb up!

And then the embarrassing questions continued, Byron. Scott was mentally tormented.

But do you think Paul really escaped by hiding?

Wake up, in the age of the Internet, there is no way for you to escape!

On major video sites, Paul's expression when the team was trailing by 58 points began to be liked like crazy.

There are even sand sculpture netizens who turned Paul's expression at the time into a smile, and then put it on the Internet. As a result, this kind of video is also popular.

Whether it's an ugly country or China, if you open a search engine at random, there must be a line of words in the top three search popularity rankings: Paul, 58.

Today, those entertainment stars who spend money to buy hot searches are all dumbfounded.

Because this hot search really can't be bought!

No matter how you buy it, Paul firmly occupies the top three positions in the hot search, and it is not easy to spend money.

Of course, the whole job has to be done by Chinese fans.

The matter came out in the morning, and by the afternoon, 58 literature was already circulating on the Chinese Internet:

"Paul is the number 3, so now he is officially named the 358th regiment."

"58 Tongcheng, don't let the historical record pass by you. If you look for a record, you will go to 58 City. ”

"I'm saying how did Paul renew his contract with the Hornets so quickly, so you have to get a job at 58."

"The active No. 1 point guard in 5 and 8 abilities, he played his career masterpiece in the Western Conference Finals!"

"A lot of people ask me what Paul's nickname is in the NBA, 5 knows but 8 can tell."

In addition to this, all sorts of P-charts about 58 have also begun to run sideways.

And one of the most popular is undoubtedly the photo of Chamberlain lifting 100 to P Cheng Paul lifting 58. Sometimes you have to sigh that artists are really in the folk. These sand sculptures are very artistic!

This is going to be put aside in the 90s, who was slaughtered by Shay in the playoffs for 58 points.

At most, it's just a few words in the newspapers and TV news, and basically no one will mention it after a week.

But in this Internet era, Paul's 58 stalks will be constantly updated, and they will continue to be taken out by people.

Even if he retires one day, his 58 terriers will continue to crisscross the rivers and lakes.

It's like basketball my brother Ji, even if it is another five years, you can also see legends about him in novels, anime, short videos, games and other carriers.

Paul really caught up with a good era, as long as he wants, ah no, whether he wants to or not, he can be popular for a lifetime!

Shay is really, Chinese fans are crying to death. He won an MVP that will not be remembered forever, but he gave Paul a huge honor of 58 points in a single game.

This spirit of self-sacrifice should be learned by the whole network!

In this way, Paul did not attend the press conference.

But on the Internet, he has been breastfed thousands of times.

Hide? Can't hide at all!

Fans all over the world are crazy about him, and tomorrow at noon on campus, countless students will have this trash talk when they play: "You play like Paul".

Of course, not only the fans, but also the NBA players reacted to this event.

O'Neal is extremely excited, with Paul coming behind with 58 points, and losing to Shay by 47 points in the regular season that year, it doesn't seem to be worth mentioning at all!

Ah Hua also found that he was really strong back then! Even he can't match the record of 58 points!

Even Adu opened a few trumpets and frantically blew Shay on the Internet.

Because as soon as the 58 points came out, Shay's previous 50 points on Adu's head didn't seem to be a big deal.

Surround the artillery to save Du!

Paul became a veritable superstar, and his fame spread across the globe overnight.

When Shay got home, he laughed until 2:58 a.m. on his computer and went to bed.

What else could Shay say? In both time and space, Paul was stunned and couldn't get along with the number 58.

It can only be said that some things are predestined.

Seeing Paul lose so badly, Shay was very satisfied!

Let you be so rampant before the game, so many words.

Now, you know what happens to annoying the god of basketball!

The next day, Paul's heat did not drop at all.

When Yao Ming was interviewed before entering today, the reporter asked him what he had for dinner, and Yao Ming replied with a smile: "58 beans!" ”

On the other side, Knicks Bryant is also playing this meme: "Maybe I'll shoot 58 times today?" ”

Both of these answers caused the reporters to laugh.

Paul was sitting at home, and everyone was going crazy.

Have you had enough?

People who have nothing to do with me are playing this, it's too much!

Finally, in the evening, someone stood up and spoke for Paul.

TNT's show when Kenny. When Smith staggered because of all sorts of 58 stalks.

Barkley looked serious: "Isn't it funny?" ”

Barkley suddenly asked rhetorically, putting Kenny. Smith won't be able to fix it.

Barkley, who is not the most unserious on weekdays, why is he so serious today?

Buckley meets Kenny. Smith didn't continue laughing, and began to speak seriously:

"Every player goes through a period of slump.

Michael. Jordan couldn't beat the Pistons back then.

Drexler was defended by Shay when he scored 0 points in a single game.

O'Neill was shaved year after year.

Reggie. Miller was kept invisible by Shay in a single quarter.

No matter how great a player is, he will experience a low point.

Instead of making fun of players who are in the doldrums, we should encourage and be tolerant.

Besides, the trough does not define the height of a player's career.

When Jordan was eliminated by the Pistons year after year, who would have thought that he would become the third all-time player after me?

When Drexler was blown up by Shay, who would have thought that his current status in history would skyrocket?

When O'Neal was shaved every year, no one could have imagined that he would win the only two consecutive championships of the 21st century.

Reggie. Although Miller lost to Shay, he is still celebrated as the best scorer of all time.

So, stop laughing at Paul!

His future achievements may slap your face! ”

Barkley said this, which made Kenny. Smith felt a little guilty.

Did I just laugh too loudly? It seems a little unkind.

Wait, isn't that right, aren't you flying pigs on Shay's side? Why did you suddenly sympathize with Paul?

And when did you get so high? It always feels like something is wrong with you.

It's really wrong, and after saying a bunch of big truths in a serious way, Barkley immediately changed his words:

"A person of high quality like me would not laugh at Paul.

Because I firmly believe that his record of 58 points will become a classic that can never be broken.

I firmly believe that he can become the 58th biggest star in the NBA like O'Neal, the 51st biggest star.

I also believe that as long as Paul persists in shooting for 58 days in a row, he will definitely be able to score in double digits on Shay's head.

I'm sure 58 years later, people will still remember Paul's legendary 58-point performance! ”

Good guy, Kenny. Smith called out the good guys.

He knew Barkley wasn't human at all!

Such righteous words are more than laughing directly!

At home, Paul almost didn't want to fly to give Barkley a shot.

When Barkley was arguing with him just now, Paul's tears were in the corners of his eyes.

As a result, Barkley just changed his way to milk himself!

Paul angrily turned off the television, did not dare to use the computer or look at the phone, and even threw out all the newspapers.

A day ago, he was fantasizing about a better life after becoming an MVP.

But now, he's just a number!

And all because he angered Shay

A thousand mistakes, and the mistake was that he shouldn't have been in front of Shay.

Compete with Shay? Paul smiled wryly, it was because he was naïve.

The battle of 58 directly broke Paul's mentality.

He now has no idea at all that "Lao Tzu must let Shay pay for his blood debts".

Because he knew very well that the more he resisted, the harder Shay would fight.

So. Let it be.

And just like that, the series continued.

In the second game between the Hornets and the Lakers, the game finally had a bit of suspense.

After all, the whole Hornets now know that Shay will go to defend Paul.

So, everyone else is ready to carry the team.

Maddie and David. West carried the team on his shoulders in this game.

Maddie scored 32 points and dreamed of returning to the top again.

Gerrard. Wallace has been defending with all his might, and many balls have been stuck to his face to interfere.

But Maddie just got in!

Moreover, Maddie's goal today was not too complicated.

He's either catching and shooting, or simply dribbling and pulling straight away.

In the fourth minute of the third quarter, Maddie first held the ball in one hand when facing Meow's defense, and then accelerated to break through. After taking a step, he immediately turned back and hit a jumper. This is already Maddie's most complicated attack today.

Maddie's dry pulling, once it feels good, can indeed reach the point of ignorance.

On top of that, David West is also working hard to get the team back on track.

With Paul still locked up, David West, as a No. 4 position, delivered 8 assists!

David See, like Noah, was a hidden master.

He repeatedly dealt cards in the high post today, assisting his teammates who cut in to the rim with ease.

West's ability to deal cards in a No. 4 position is a nightmare for the defender.

Because West can shoot from the ground, one of the opponent's interior players must be pulled out.

This will undoubtedly make it easier for teammates to cut in, and it will also make it easier for the number five partner to play.

Maddie scored 32 points, and David West played a GOAT-level stat of 21 points, 8 rebounds and 8 assists.

That's why the Hornets were able to have eye surgery on Paul and still have 66 wins.

That's why Paul was blown up by Billups, but the Hornets could still get past the Nuggets.

But.

Relying on them, the Hornets can't get past the Lakers!

On the Lakers' side, Shay scored a double-double with 28 points and 13 assists.

When Shay hit the 20+10 data, it means that the Lakers have exploded.

Roy had 22 points, Randolph 19 and Meow 16.

Known as "Garbage Time Shay", Nick. Yang, following the 58 tragedy, scored another 13 points today.

Maddie and David. West simply can't stand alone.

No way, who made their big bosses completely invisible?

Paul continued to score in double figures today, finishing with just nine points and five assists.

Now know that Hornets owner George. Why did Sheen sell the team? Because the top-paid player he signed is only at the level of a role player!

He thought that the Hornets could continue to win the championship this year, so he renewed Paul's contract with a salary in advance to stabilize the morale of the army.

But for now, he wants to call the police!

The old capitalist was miserably educated by Paul!

And George. What Xin never imagined was that in the future, this broken team would not be able to be sold, and no one would want to take it over, so it could only be handed over to the league for temporary trusteeship.

In this history, it is estimated that it will be more difficult to sell.

Chris. Paul, the killer of rotten capitalism!

Paul pulls his hips, and no matter how hard others work, it's useless.

After all, a car, no matter how big and beautiful your headlights are, no matter how new the tires are. Without an engine, that's just a pile of scrap metal.

In the end, the Lakers beat the Hornets again 111-99 at home!

Today's 12-point difference is much more decent than 58 points, but it's the same as the food in your intestines.

It's not, but it stinks enough.

2-0, the Lakers beat the Hornets by 70 points in two games. Moreover, the first two games were played at the home of the Hornets.

Decades later, when fans see this data, the CPU has to be dry burned.

Is this sure to be the Western Conference Finals? Isn't it the first in the West to hit the last in the West?

This year's bottom-to-last Kings in the West have something to say: Honestly speaking, it is basically impossible for us to lose to the Lakers by 58 points!

Losing all two home games, the Hornets are demoralized.

If we talk about the second game, Maddie and David West and others still fantasize about being able to fight for victory on their own.

Then after the second game, they were really in complete despair.

When they arrived at the Staples Center, they were even more desperate.

Because today, all the Lakers fans in the stadium are uniformly wearing yellow T-shirts. On the T-shirts, the number "58" is printed in unison.

At the scene, Eminem, the lifelong spokesperson of the Shay brand and the only ugly country rapper reported by CCTV, sang a new song he had never released before the game: "58".

That's right, this song was written by Eminem at the behest of Shay and took 58 minutes to write.

The magicians couldn't help but tease: "See you at the Grammys of "58"! ”

Paul wanted to pull Shay to the players' tunnel for a one-on-one conversation between men and men.

At that time, he will definitely stand on the bench, grab Shay by the collar, and tell Shay in a loud voice:

"There were a lot of people out there just now. It was my brother before, it was wrong! ”

Then immediately kneel.

Really, with more milk, Paul feels like he's really going to be a Drexler!

Paul thought he was still at the stage of "becoming Azaki", but in reality, he had already reached the point where he was "inferior to Azaki."

Originally, the morale of the Hornets was already very low, and the Lakers were still working at home before the game, and the mentality of the Hornets had to collapse.

So in Game 3 of the series in Los Angeles, no one from the Hornets could step up again.

The last game seemed to drain Maddie of all his strength, and he only scored 16 points on less than 40% shooting today.

David. West had 15 points and five assists but five turnovers.

Paul finally scored a double-double today, but the statistics of 13 points and 7 assists are still far from his performance in the regular season.

Just before the start of this game, the NBA officially announced the roster of the best team of the year.

The five-man group was Shay, Kobe, Nowitzki, James and Da Yao.

Paul, as the third MVP candidate, only fell to the second team.

But in this regard, there are no longer fans who complain about him.

No, this game proved that he really only deserves a second team.

Even compared to another second-team guard, Wade, the scoring champion this season, is slightly lacking.

In the end, the Lakers continued to beat the Hornets 108-86 and won the first game of the home court.

Before the series began, Paul was looking forward to playing the Lakers in the West.

Because this can step on Shay's upper position.

But now, how he wishes this series never existed.

Because if he hadn't had this series, he could have pretended to be a similar player to Shay.

But after this round of the series, in the words of the Magic: "Chris caused Shay even less trouble than Durant." The two of them are completely two-level players! ”

The aggregate score was 3-0.

Chris. Paul and his 66-win Hornets, that's it!

Sure enough, the Hornets basically gave up resistance in the fourth game, and were slaughtered by the Lakers by 23 points.

The Hornets were not only swept 4-0 by the Lakers, but also set the record for the largest point difference in the Western Conference Finals in NBA history - 28.7 points!

This statistic is incredible, with an average loss of almost 30 points per game, which means that there is a big difference in strength between the two sides.

But. It's the Western Conference Finals again!

If the difference in strength is huge, how did the two teams meet in the Western Conference Finals?

Knowing that the Lakers must be fine, then the problem is with the Hornets.

For a time, Paul's Hornets were called "the weakest Western Conference finalist team in history" by fans.

Shay is so envious, the series played this kind of point difference, fans do not say that the Lakers are the strongest team in the Western Conference finals, but they say that the Hornets are the weakest team in the history of the Western Conference finals.

Who made Shay not as much traffic as Paul? Fans are now thinking about Paul at the center.

After the fourth game, Paul finally attended a press conference for the first time.

At the press conference, he looked at the reporters with desperate eyes and muttered, "We have done everything we can, but Shay's divine power is extraordinary." ”

Paul, who was arrogant and arrogant, finally bowed his head in front of Shay!

As a result, the Lakers entered the NBA Finals again after 10 years with an unexpected 12-0 record in the playoffs!

None of the losses have come out of the West, and the Lakers' record is chilling.

At the start of the season, it was assumed that Shay would be a laughing stock.

But now, Shay has made the whole world laughing!

Such a dazzling performance also made "Sports Illustrated" use Shay as the cover character the day after the end of the Western Finals.

Then it was accompanied by a golden title:

"The time has come when fear will come upon me—Basketball Jesus, Shay."

Sports Illustrated officially admits that Shay has returned to God's seat!

Shay, however, doesn't think so.

Although he beat Durant by 50 points in the first round, he stabbed the enemy 4-0 in the second round, and Paul went down in history in the third round. With three 4 to 0, he swollen everyone's face.

But that's not a success, and now, Shay has to get his crown back!

The revenge of the young people is just this last step!

Thank you for the tips from drunken Wushanyun and other bigwigs, thank you!