The value of force within a country is ranked, and this must be declared in advance. 【Starter】

It's like anyone who has seen the Three Kingdoms knows that one Lu, two Zhao, three Dianwei, four passes, five horses, and six Zhang Fei -- these are all coffins, and there are still a lot of arguments, and there are countless remarks like 'why does Brother Yun have to be slapped behind Lu Bu'. However, the people talked about it, and it was not the moment when the knights fought in the jousting arena that made the common people feel the happiest (of course, it was really cool, especially when someone died). What made them feel refreshed was the moment when the knight PK was said from their mouths.

That's right, whether men, women, or children, anyone who comes to watch the tournament is like participating in a knightly duel. Whether it is sitting in the third-class seat or lying on the tree and watching the duel between the two small black shadows on the martial arts field from a distance, it is as if watching it up close. No matter how inferior the Riba people are, as long as they come once, it is like being married to the king with his majesty the head of the chicken and burning yellow paper. In the tavern, I brag about my own amazing skills one by one, and I often see people who have watched the martial arts tournament in the tavern with enthusiasm and generosity, urging people to pee and say what they see "Yiqiē".

How did a certain knight fight with a certain lord for three hundred rounds without winning or losing, how the gun was pressed on the sword, and at what angle and what angle it pierced between the two armor leaves. How is Miss XX embarrassed, and how to make a private agreement with a certain knight for life before the duel "no one sees", and how to snap in the "nobody" situation after the duel.

Those who speak are foaming at the mouth and are relaxed, and those who listen are leisurely and intoxicated -- especially when some drinkers say that Huang Duanzi is particularly good, and adjectives, onomatopoeia, and figurative sentences are spoken vividly as if they had seen them.

Violence, astringency, and moles will always be the three dark areas of literature, and they will always be the literary direction that the masses of the people like to see. As long as one of these three things is accounted for, it can be sold well, and how prosperous is the song of killing and killing that accounts for all three? Of course, many drinkers have noses and eyes when they "spit and high hats fly together, and their faces are the same color", and they analyze national events with everyone:

There were grievances and grievances between Duke and Earl So, which were unknown but he knew; His Majesty the King and whoever he has had a leg with, His Majesty the Queen and the prince, the Duke and the Earl, the Pope and the clergy, the affairs of other countries thousands of miles away, the Caliphate thousands of miles away, the Crusade of the Holy Land, the speculation among everyone is the same as if he is the king.

Then after drinking the wine and bragging, the work should be done, and the bricks should be moved.

There's a lot going on here, but generally speaking, you still have your own scale. The usual jousting tournament is the national knight queue, and there is no such thing as a no-queue (Cybertron: Actually, which school doesn't do that? Swear to God and stand up for me!), and it's a sure thing who wins and who loses. There is no first in the text, and there is no second in the martial arts.

But it's a bit controversial anyway.

For example, in the national jousting tournament of Enamelence, the Duke of Provence of the Duchy of Provence has never won or lost with the Count of Champagne. Heroes cherish each other, become confidants and brothers with each other, and become a friendship that wives who do not shy away from passing through the house - thus, a pair of lilies was born.

It's all small things, all in all, the giants have the first xx combat power, the werewolf viscount the second in combat power, and the centaur viscount third in combat power - these are all incomparable to human beings. Of course, there are also legendary paladins who jump out and kill in all directions, for example, the Duke of Provence just mentioned is a big paladin, and with the support of the Pope, he dares to fight against the king of the enamel.

But...... In the Eagle Country, in Eagle Gelan, in Su Gelan, and in Wei Ershi, everyone seems to have decided on one thing.

"In terms of force alone, it seems that no one can beat Lord Cybertron, right?"

It seems that this argument has become an accepted fact, and everyone no longer talks about who is number one. Instead, he jumped directly over with a feeling of admiration - who is the second child?

In fact, there are too many people who can fight Botan in the game, for example, his father is better than him, for example, he never dares to fight back when his mother beats him. For example, his wife, a certain Denisha Elder Sister, a Juggernaut of Swordsmen, and a certain Death Knight, it seems that no living Bourkeso can beat her.

What about the Count of Champagne sent by the King of Enamel this time (not Champagne??), the real Grand Paladin, the Pope's own giant canonization ceremony - was beheaded by Cybertron and beheaded by his horse (Romance tone).

Of course, none of this matters, the key is the time of the award ceremony and celebration ceremony - this handsome, handsome one-meter-eighty-five blonde ponytail handsome guy who has left a strong mark in the hearts of the people of Blue Shield has disappeared?

-- The eyes of the masses of the people are bright--

Cybertron has a feeling of imminent collapse.

This feels like saving yen for a lifetime, and suddenly suing yourself that the currency has depreciated, and it is only worth one tea egg for a lifetime. It's like discovering that the wheat you planted in the autumn is actually sesame seeds, and there is only one seed.

After 20 years of hard work, I returned to the pre-liberation period overnight. I managed to get through it, and I don't have much hope, you just raise my height to average. In fact, it doesn't have much to do with height, isn't Emperor Taizong and Emperor France not tall in this dynasty? The key is that their races are all two meters up and down without blinking, and their appearance is indeed too ...... Let your mother be confused.

Generally speaking, Chaoyang will have a sense of striving for progress and starting anew. Scarlett, the famous green tea (smeared here), once said such a famous sentence when she looked at the rising water: Tomorrow is another day.

Cybertron suddenly felt a sense of powerlessness in the face of the rising sun, and the great chief of the Bourcaisers, the Earl of Carnarvon, the number one in the green roads of Britain, the chief scoop of the barbarians, was lying on the ground with a frustrated look at the moment.

"Do I have a tomorrow...... This damn dragon, this damn dragon -- what do you say about eternal youth, I use you forever? I ...... Pandaragon, what are you laughing at?"

Cybertron was keenly aware of the appearance of Pandaragon snickering on the side, and he certainly wouldn't let it go.

"I'm thinking...... Maybe I misunderstood the unobtrusive dragon and finally did a good thing. Pandaragon grinned and put his arm around Cybertron's arm, and the two of them looked almost ...... No, it's exactly the same boy and girl, and the appearance of the girl is abnormal at the moment. Pandaragon even kissed Cybertron the face: "Although that's not bad, it's still the most beautiful like this, my good Cyber~~"

"You!—Pandaragon, this is a matter of principle, I ......"

"Who's to say it's not a matter of principle - you're beautiful, so beautiful, worthy of the man I chose. Brave and beautiful~"

“...... Let's get a divorce if you say it again. ”

"Eh, angry, okay, okay, okay, don't be angry, okay?--Kiss one-"

“...... I'm the man, don't make a mistake for me! You're ......."

This couple who look exactly the same "start" again.

"Liar...... Miss Evil Spirits suddenly screamed, and then wrapped around Tanbobo's back: "So...... Impure!...... You're ...... Your brother and sister turned out to be husband and wife! At first, I thought it was just a simple husband and wife, but now it is ...... Unexpectedly...... I don't know why you've become smaller, but ......"

"It's been a long time since anyone misunderstood, and I've almost forgotten. Cybertron sighed and put his hand on his forehead: "Actually, we are not ......"

"Oh, it's been a long time since I've been told that, and I've almost forgotten about this happiness. Pandaragon is afraid that the world will not be chaotic: "That's right, how about it? The beautiful brother and sister are really married for the benefit of the world, right?"

"Don't mess with me, stinky!" Cybertron unceremoniously punched the other man in the head, knocking his wife's head off alive - and put it in his hand. Turning to Miss Evil Spirit, he said, "Don't look at us like this, but it's a coincidence—we're not related in the slightest...... I'm not lying, it's true, please trust us. ”

“...... Actually, I'm not an undead either. ”

"What are you kidding?"

"You see, there are some lies in this world that are obvious. "Miss Evil Spirit's words are reasonable, powerful, and responsible, and even make Cybertron speechless.

"Brother and sister, brother and sister. Cybertron sighed, smiled wryly and pinched his face: "I really don't know how long this ghost will last...... Alas, right. We're leaving, you...... Do you want to go?"

"The bodies were burned to ashes, and now I guess I can go wherever I want. After killing so many people, I guess I won't be able to go to heaven. Unexpectedly, Miss Evil Spirit turned out to be a devout believer, and she looked disappointed at the moment: "But it doesn't look like I'm going to hell either...... Am I going to wander in the world forever?"

"There's nothing wrong with that, my sister listens to my advice - come with us, I always don't refuse beautiful girls to come. Pandaragon grinned and hugged the other party's waist, looking like a noble son, the girl said, "Lovely girl, please don't refuse my invitation." I want to protect you like a knight wants to protect a princess, you delicate flower, I don't want you to be ravaged by others. ”

As he spoke, he held the other party's hand and kissed the back of the other's hand.

Well, the two undead have a common language.

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