"Eighteen years later, you will be fifty years old, and you will marry an eighteen-year-old wife. A pear blossom presses a begonia, and it can't die beautifully."

Teng Lao Shi finally couldn't help but burst out, discarding Lin Xiaoli's hands and pinching me desperately. It made me roll my eyes.

In the end, Teng Lao Shi still did not burn Lin Xiaoli's remains, nor did he take any antiseptic measures against Lin Xiaoli. Let it rot and finish it.

"When are you leaving?"

"What do you mean? Are you going to drive Lao Tzu away?"

When I pulled the topic back, Teng Lao Shi pointed at me fiercely and scolded me with a fierceness that I hadn't seen for eight years.

What ungrateful, ruthless, unjust, hypocritical, unkind, scolding is called an ugly one.

I silently wiped my saliva from my face and said lightly, "Then you mean not to leave?"

"It's not that I don't want to go, I don't want to go back for the time being."

Teng Lao Shi glared at me angrily: "Look at the performance of your turtle son."

"You behave well, I'll protect you for a few more days."

"You are not good to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will leave immediately."

Just as Teng Lao Shi pointed at my nose and scolded me bitterly, the cold Feng Wei screamed in surprise.

I hurried out the door to the next door.

That strong little girl, woke up.

After drinking the milk, the little girl with her head covered in bandages shook and said her name: "Thank you, uncle, my name is Lou Leyu."

"Can I borrow your phone and call my dad to report his safety?"

"My father's name is Lou Jianrong. His number is ......."

After leaving Jingzhou, I am ready to return to Yangcheng!

But I got a phone call.

The call was made from a landline, and the place was Jinling!

The caller is the big sound of Nozomi Yu!

Purple Mountain Observatory boss!

In ancient times, the person in charge of the Si Tiantai and the Observatory was not of high rank. But now, Yu Shangyu's status in the Heavenly Prison is only second only to the old silver coin in the Heavenly Prison.

After listening to Yu Shangyu's narration, I was a little stunned and surprised. Open your computer to receive files instantly.

After reading the papers, I shouted into my phone that was on the phone, "Highest red warning!"

"Released immediately!"

"Level 1 Preparation!"

On the other end of the phone, Yu Shangyu should have been, but he was obviously a little unsure, and asked me several questions in a row.

I calmly and patiently explained my response, hung up the phone, and quickly went online to check all kinds of data.

The more I looked, the more panicked I became!

I immediately called the courtyard.

In less than ten minutes, the combat readiness attendant of the courtyard sent me various data reports on the penguins.

I couldn't help frowning, and quickly called back to the combat readiness duty room, made arrangements, and immediately distributed them to various stations!

All the personnel on duty in Fangzhou are ready for war!

About half an hour later, the Observatory's landline number appeared on the display again: "Teacher Tong. I ask you, how dare you suggest that the Observatory issue a red alert?"

"Are you sure you're right?"

"Do you know what the maximum red warning means?"

"Do you know what Level 1 Preparation is equivalent to?"

"It's a legal responsibility!"

This voice is not Yu Shangyu nor Wei Wushuang, the Demon King of the Mixed World, but an unfamiliar voice that I have never heard before.

The commanding tone of the unfamiliar voice made me very unhappy, and I didn't bother to respond to a word, and hung up the phone immediately.

Next, the Observatory's landline number kept calling me dozens of times one after another, but I refused to answer.

At the end, I directly pulled the lid and pulled out the battery, and the whole world fell silent.

Unexpectedly, half a minute later, Ye Buyi's phone rang by itself.

"Heavenly Prison! Heavenly Prison Justice! Code: Jiawu ...... Please listen to the phone call from the tenth sword-wielding man in Fangzhou!"

I'm going to answer this call from the old silver coin.

The other party both

However, if the code is reported, it means that it is a serious matter and an official business.

But I can ignore business and official business!

Because Lao Tzu is a free man!

However, in addition to my status as a free man, I have another identity.

Shenzhou people!

Calmly talked to the old silver coin for more than ten minutes, and the old silver coin said in a hesitant voice: "We have no experience in this area. It is estimated that the maximum red warning can only be changed to red."

"In addition, the first level of preparation...... I don't think it can be started!"

"What else do you have to suggest?"

I sneered silently, lit a cigarette, and took a hard puff at the painting tube: "Yes!"

"Two suggestions!"

The heavenly supervisor over there was extremely excited and shouted urgently, calling for records.

"First. I suggest that you, the Heavenly Supervisor, are going to the Fangzhou Cemetery in Daba Mountain, and ask Shi Lao to get up and write a report for you."

"Five days later, there was a snowstorm that affected half of China. The damage is immeasurable."

Smack!

There was a clanging sound on the other end of the phone, and I didn't know if the phone fell to the ground or the old silver coin fell to the ground.

"My second suggestion is to correct you to return to the family as a cooking man, and then propose someone who dares not to call my child teacher's suggestion to come up."

After venting my anger, I whispered, "To the best of your ability, what can you do? Let's make sure that your heavenly prison is running normally. Don't even be able to fly when the time comes!"

"After the New Year, you know how to do it."

In the afternoon, the eldest called me too, and my reply was the same.

In addition, I also sent a message to the orphan Bei, the leader of the Ah Yan class. At the same time, let Ah Yu inform the iron rooster.

After that, I logged in to Tianya, opened a new post with a new account, and typed down just nine words.

"Five days later. There is a snow storm. Don't go home."

Suddenly, my index finger hovered over the enter key.

These nine words are easy to type, and it is even easier to press them down.

It's just that all the consequences have to be borne by Lao Tzu alone!

Chopped Huang Hou Tuzhu and lowered my eyes from 5.0 to 0.3.

I beheaded the reverse dragon and left me without a soul and two souls.

Now, if I post this prophecy, I don't even know what kind of revenge I will face from God?

Completely blind?

Hit and killed when you went out?

The soul is imprisoned in the Nine Hells?

Eternal life, eternal animal life?

Or will it never be reborn?

Go***!