"Da Luoluo, I saw a joke today, and I laughed to death!" Before he could say anything, Gu Xiaoer himself had already laughed first.

Han Luoli listened patiently, as if carrying an octopus on his back, slowly pacing from the living room to the bedroom.

Gu Xiaoer giggled enough, and then said: "There is a woman who covets her own division and tries her best to create opportunities to get close. Once, she pretended to pick up a purse, took it to the priest and asked if it was yours? Big Lolo, guess what that division answered? ”

Han Luoli raised his eyebrows, is this a joke?

"Si said, yes, this is my wallet!" After speaking, the girl was still holding the man, and laughed at the same time: "You don't know how good-looking that woman's face was at that time, and she was directly stunned." Originally, it was to create an opportunity to get close, but it turned out that he lost thousands of dollars! You say stupid or not! Everyone is married, and she still has to post it. Hmph, you deserve it! ”

"......" Han Luoli can be sure now, this is not a joke, it is a real person.

I don't know which unlucky egg was planted in the hands of the little girl.

When Gu Xiaoer had laughed enough, the man looked at the bathroom with ambiguous eyes: "Baby, are you going to take a bath?" ”

"Don't!" Gu Xiaoer looked like I had seen through you, and immediately put down his two little hands and withdrew from the man. "I've already washed it when I come back in the afternoon."

"When you come back?" Little fool, he has already been exposed!

"Ahem, I played at the door for a while in the afternoon. That, hurry up and give me your wallet! Gu Xiaoer coughed fiercely twice to cover himself.

"Oh." Although puzzled, the man obediently handed over his wallet.

The high-end leather texture of the men's wallet, the soft feel is still heavy in the hand. There are only documents, bank cards, and cash inside.

Gu Xiaoer pouted and was dissatisfied, and decided to give him a makeover: "You go take a bath, I have something to do." ”

Han Luoli, who was forced into the bathroom, shook his head helplessly, and watched the little girl run away.

In the study.

"How can my husband's wallet not have my beautiful soap chips?" Gu Xiaoer muttered as he turned on the computer.

In the photo of her and Han Luoli, she chose it for a long time and picked out the most satisfactory photo. After selecting it, I deliberately used retouching software to repair the photos into a style of my own.

It wasn't until you were satisfied with the cultivation that you stopped.

Print, crop, and put the photo in the man's wallet.

Now, people who are not afraid of picking up their wallets will have a lot of thoughts about Da Luoluo.

When she returned to the bedroom, Han Luoli was almost finished washing, and Gu Xiaoer showed him the wallet as if she were offering a treasure.

"Da Luoluo, you can't refuse, this is used to ward off evil spirits for you!"

"Ward off evil spirits?" The man suspiciously opened the wallet, and in the most conspicuous place, there was an extra photo.

It's just that...... The corners of Han Luoli's mouth trembled ugly.

"Baby, there's no need to retouch, right......"

"It's pretty good! Distressed photos, full of retro style. In this way, it seems that you and I have gone through vicissitudes and have been strong for a long time! ”

"That'...... Why did you make me so ugly? ”

Han Luoli pointed to the man in the photo with acne on his face and fat facial features, and he was so angry that he was speechless, is this sure it's him? Totally a realistic version of Beauty and the Beast!

Hehe, Gu Xiaoer, are you sure you're not spoofing your husband and me?