Chapter 110: Hidden Fox Coins
Nanahara's house, in the living room, dinner time.
Kiyomi Ruri knelt at the small square table, she was still on a diet, and there was only a bowl of fragrant "Little Ginseng Chicken Soup" in front of her, but she didn't mean to drink it at all, so she sat there with a Tibetan fox face, expressionless, staring ahead, sulking alone.
After playing mahjong for an afternoon, I almost got angry with myself into a cerebral hemorrhage and was annoyed to death!
Nanahara Takeshi was eating, while carving radishes with a carving knife, and after carving, he pressed it into the ink box, and began to "snap" to cover the cut paper, and pushed it to her side after covering a few sheets, and said with a smile: "Press the handprint, lest you suspect me of privately printing counterfeit banknotes one day in the future." ”
Well, this is a "Tibetan fox coin" issued by the Kiyomi Bank and produced by the Nanahara Banknote Printing Factory, and the demarcation is "Kiyomi Ruri's one-hour labor time", with a face value ranging from one yuan to one hundred yuan, and the circulation range is tentatively set between the two of them.
Qiyuan Wu began to carve another radish again, prepared another engraving of the face value, and urged: "Press it quickly, I will use Tibetan fox coins to pay you wages in the future, and you can also use Tibetan fox coins to buy services from me, let's trade fairly, lest you and your friends think that I am bullying you all day long." ”
Kiyomi Ruri shook his hand and pressed the ink, but he didn't want to press it on the Tibetan fox coin.
Although losing is losing, she is not so cheeky and seems to be able to only press her handprints, but she is still very unconvinced, muttering: "You definitely cheated......"
Nanahara Takeshi continued to make banknotes, and said happily: "I swore that I wouldn't cheat, why don't you believe it." My oath is not so worthless, I won't sell it indiscriminately without one or two hundred million, and why do I have to cheat when I play mahjong with you? ”
"You definitely cheated, I can't just win one game in one afternoon, my dad taught me to play mahjong when I was a child, I played many times, and my mom is not my opponent!" Kiyomi Ruri didn't understand how Takeshi Nanahara cheated, but he firmly believed that he must have cheated, and he was very depressed that his debts had exploded, and suddenly jumped from 850 hours to 1,977 hours.
She cheated and exported more than a thousand hours in one afternoon, which is impossible!
Qiyuan Wu saw that she refused to honestly issue bank money according to her handprint, and couldn't help laughing: "Look at your unconvinced appearance, if you really don't believe it, just bring mahjong, and I will prove it to you." ”
"Okay, you wait!" Kiyomi Ruri still wanted to die and struggle, so he immediately ran back to his house, took the mahjong, shuffled the cards again, and put them on the tatami mat next to Nanahara Takeshi.
Qiyuan Wu glanced at it, and began to take cards from the card mountain, and after taking them, he opened them one by one, and said with a smile: "The service is full, and the national warrior has no equals of thirteen faces." ”
Kiyomi Ruri was stunned for a while, and said angrily: "You still say that you are not out of a thousand?!" ”
Nanahara Takeshi smiled: "I just memorized the backside of all the cards, how can this be called a thousand?" Do you have to beat me up with a stick to make me a fool, or gouge out my eyes to play cards with you? ”
"How is it possible to remember all the backs of the cards?" Kiyomi Ruri doesn't believe it.
Nanahara Takeshi didn't hide it from her, picked up the card and showed her the back: "Do you see the upper left corner?" There was a slight scratch, so I didn't play two hands and remember that the card was red. There is a handful of you holding this card and waiting for me to release the cannon, and if you want to Hu me a big one, I will go to the country warrior Wushuang, how can I send you Hu? Your two friends are also very cooperative, they don't want to be nonsense, you must wait for me to release the cannon to you, and in the end I really became a fool. ”
"Where are the tiny scratches?" Kiyomi Ruri didn't find it, and his little face was full of suspicion.
"You find a magnifying glass and take a look."
Kiyomi Ruri really found a magnifying glass, looked at it carefully, and found that there was really a slight scratch in the upper left corner behind the card, and said in disbelief: "You can see this?" ”
Nanahara Takeshi couldn't help but laugh and said, "So I'm also very strange, where did you get the courage to play mahjong with a specially trained psychic medium like me?" We have to remember a lot of things in a moment, the eyes to the mirror is the basic literacy, the five senses must be strictly trained, otherwise why instantly find out the bottom of the fat sheep. ”
"I don't believe it!" Kiyomi Ruri casually took a card from under the pai mountain and only showed him the back, "What kind of card is this?" ”
"North wind." Nanahara Takeshi said after a glance.
"Where's this one?"
"A loaf of bread."
"What's this one?"
"It's still a pie."
Kiyomi Ruri tried more than ten cards in a row, and Nanahara Takeshi guessed all of them, so angry that she clutched her chest tightly, a little out of breath - bastard, it turned out that he had played with this guy for an afternoon, he knew everyone's hands, and he could see who could touch what cards in the card mountain, no wonder he never fired a cannon, and he could do whatever he wanted.
But mahjong is originally a game with the brain, and it is people's ability to remember cards, she is still reasonable, and then insist that Qiyuan Wu cheats, it is a bit like a spo, she can't do this kind of thing.
She was so aggrieved that she was about to vomit blood, and the Qiyuan military general Zanghu Coin pushed her and said with a smile: "Now there is nothing to say, hurry up and press the handprint!" ”
Kiyomi Ruri hesitated for a moment, unable to find a reason to deny it, took the Tibetan fox coin and began to press the handprint, the debt that could be cleared in half a year is now more than a year, and it will be free until the summer vacation next year.
Bastard, how did it become like this, it's clear that I'm in charge now!
Qiyuan Wu put away the Tibetan fox coins and said with a smile: "Have you accepted the lesson now?" ”
"What lesson?" Kiyomi Ruri said aggrievedly, "You are less proud, I can afford to lose, I don't care if I do some housework, it's nothing great." ”
"Looks like you haven't learned your lesson yet!" Nanahara Takeshi picked up a piece of red, slapped it on the tatami mat casually, turned it into a fortune in the red, picked it up and patted it, made a fortune and turned into a whiteboard, and said with a smile, "This is a thousand, this is cheating." ”
After saying that, he reached out and turned over the treasure card instructions, and then re-covered, reached out to touch the cards, and reopened the treasure card instructions after touching the cards, and the result was that the treasure card instructions were all changed - if he was really playing cards, he could beat everyone numb with all the fart instructions by secretly changing the treasure cards.
Qiyuan Wu demonstrated a variety of changing cards and stealing cards, what touch two to two, across the mountain to fight cattle, transfer flowers and trees, steal beams and change columns, flat flowers and so on all come again.
Qing saw that Ruri stared at his hand, but he couldn't see how he pounded the mahjong back and forth, and then he realized that Nanahara Takeshi had already shown mercy, if he really cheated, he didn't have to rely on the cards to do whatever he wanted, and he hung them up to play - careless, I knew that this kid had a lot of crooked ways, and I had to play mahjong with him in the afternoon.
"Do you see? You stupid, you think you play cards well, and you call your friends to play the code to send cards, but in the eyes of people who really rely on this line of food, it is no different from the tricks played by three-year-old children in kindergartens, if I don't just want to teach you a lesson, you will even lose to me with fat C at this time. ”
Nanahara Wu got up and went to the kitchen to wash his hands, and said with a smile while washing, "Don't be in a hurry to say that you are not a stupid person, dare to use your interest to challenge other people's professions - I am not a professional gambler, I will not gamble for money, if I really meet a master who specializes in thousands of arts, I may not be able to win, let alone mention it, you will only die a worse death, you are not a stupid person who is a stupid person?" ”
Kiyomi Liuli stopped talking, and while being trained, he honestly pressed his handprints on the Tibetan fox coin, and decided never to add color to mahjong in the future, and he would not bet with others.
This kid is a bastard and scolds people for being stupid, but that's right.
There are too many liars in this world, and they really can't use their own interests to challenge other people's careers, people have been painstakingly studying for decades in order to catch a fat sheep, and have practiced countless days and nights, all kinds of dark tricks can't be prevented at all, so whoever goes to gamble is a big fool, and will definitely be killed like a pig.
Even after being killed, people ate pork, and their mouths were full of oil and they laughed at pigs for being really stupid and stupid.
Qiyuan Wu washed his hands and came back to continue eating, and by the way, he looked at a large number of Tibetan fox coins of various denominations that had been successfully issued, and randomly took out a ten-yuan tatami mat and threw it on, and said happily: "I didn't expect to suddenly make a fortune, Qingjian classmate, come to a song and dance, let me be happy!" ”
Kiyomi Ruri was still a little moved in her heart, and felt that Nanahara Takeshi kindly taught her a lesson, lest she lose her vigilance outside and be stupidly killed as a pig, but at this time, Nanahara Takeshi began to speak no words again, and that little emotion immediately disappeared, grabbed the ten-yuan Tibetan fox coin and threw it back to him, and said angrily: "Even if I lose, don't want to insult me, I only do housework!" ”
Ten yuan is equal to ten hours, who to look down on?
"One hundred dollars!" Qiyuan Wu is now rich and bored, and he began to have fun with Qingjian Liuli, and directly threw out a big bill, so he had to see her shake her head and tail.
"Don't even think about it!" Kiyomi Ruri grabbed the hundred-dollar bill and threw it back to him.
Is a hundred hours remarkable? She would rather go to work as a coolie than give in, and no one would want to insult her anyway.
"Five hundred dollars!" Takeshi Nanahara auctioned five freshly baked bills in a row, and he was so arrogant, after all, this was originally picked up for nothing, and he didn't feel distressed at all when he used it - he didn't want to clean up Qingjian Liuli recently, so why did he have to wait until she was about to pay off her debts before doing it, but she was in a hurry to commit suicide, planning to turn over and become the master, then he had no choice but to be dashing.
He was lying at home and someone wanted to send money, which he really didn't expect.
"If you insult me again, no matter how rude you are to me, I will be rude to you!" Kiyomi Ruri was even more angry, but his heart was a little shaken, after all, five hundred hours is not a small amount, and it will take several months to wipe the floor, but it is definitely unacceptable, which is still a bit insulting.
But if it's a thousand dollars......
She waited for Nanahara Wu to sell another thousand yuan, which is basically equivalent to not losing the mahjong in the afternoon, and she got valuable life experience without losing, and it is possible to avoid being killed as a pig in the future.
No, it's a win!
Since they all won the numbness, then sing a song to this kid, and slap your head a few more times...... It doesn't seem to matter.
Nanahara Takeshi put all the "money" in his pocket and lowered his head to eat.
Kiyomi Ruri took a small sip of chicken soup, held it back and held it back, couldn't hold it back, and asked in a low voice, "You...... Don't you continue to add it? ”
Nanahara Wu Zhengse said: "With the relationship between the two of us, a little insult to each other can be considered a joke, it doesn't matter, but adding too much, insulting you too much, that's not appropriate, I won't do something like that." ”
After a pause, he sighed again, "I have so many Tibetan fox coins on hand, I can't digest them, you'd better think about how to make some money back from me, otherwise I don't want to receive this kind of over-issued currency again, and if you get into trouble in the future, I may not be able to help anymore." ”
Kiyomi Ruri lowered his head with a dark face and continued to drink chicken soup, he really wanted to shovel through a sliding shovel under the table, and directly shovel him to death, and at the same time he felt a little regretful in his heart - think about it, in fact, five hundred yuan is a lot, and he can top five hundred hours, and he only owes less than four hundred hours for the first time, and he can also win hemp.
But she was embarrassed to say "five hundred yuan" again, so she could only sulk while drinking chicken soup, especially when she didn't have anything to eat today, her stomach was rumbling, and the more she drank, the more depressed she became.
She mixed a full water, went to wash the dishes in a huff, and earned a dime Tibetan fox coins, while Qiyuan Wu counted the hidden fox coins outside, a thick stack, counting them over and over again, very self-satisfied.
She came out after washing the dishes, gave him a blank look, went home and moved books to tutor herself, and by the way, she called Yuko Sawada, and as soon as the phone was connected, she said angrily: "Yuko, you have changed since you dated, not only have you been glued to Tsuda all day long, but now you are pulling him away when something happens?" Didn't they always pull me to run before? ”
Yuko Sawada was also very painful: "I can't help it, Ruri, let's help you get ahead, that kid has been talking to himself that there is a lack of people to grind, and he keeps squinting at Yutaro, and I'm Yutaro's girlfriend, I can't watch him suffer!" Besides, put me in too.,What if he happens to like a chubby girl like me and commits Yutaro at the moment.,What are you going to do? ”
Kiyomi Ruri was even more angry, "What nonsense are you talking about, Tsuda can't suffer, can I?" And what are you doing to turn a bicycle into a motorcycle, I don't even have a bicycle now, what should I do? ”
"It is said on TV that playing mahjong is the best proof of a person's IQ, that kid is indeed very smart, and he is also a super excellent student, and he looks okay, he is considered a first-class person, strictly speaking, you are climbing, you might as well follow him!"
Sawada Yuko doesn't have any good options now, no one thought that the three of them couldn't beat one person, and said angrily, "He's always embarrassed to bully his girlfriend every day, and he's qualified enough to join us, you copy his homework when you go back, and Yutaro and I will copy yours again." ”
Kiyomi Liuli hung up the phone with a Tibetan fox face, and felt that dating was really harmful, once it was done, even girlfriends couldn't be relied on, and all the ten-year friendship was ripped off.
(End of chapter)