Jinling Night Chapter 170 This shit tastes good
Zhang Yu was still a little uneasy, he looked at Yuan Kai who was still struggling, and said to the waiter: "Father-in-law, don't worry, I'll come when I go, but Yuan Kai's madness, is it good or bad, as soon as I leave, his brain will be normal, but don't take it seriously."
The chamberlain nodded and said, "I can save it, and please ask Mr. Zhang to hurry up."
Zhang Lu let go of his hand, and ran out with a gentle push behind Yuan Kai's back.
Only Yuan Kai roared angrily, "Zhang Lu! I'm not at odds with you!"
Looking at Yuan Kai's gaze that seemed to be able to kill, the chamberlain couldn't help but take two steps back.
Yuan Kai gasped for a while, and then asked directly to the attendant, "Why does Zhang Kai say I'm crazy? What did you mean by what you just said?"
Seeing that Yuan Kai's tone was much calmer, the chamberlain only thought that his madness had passed, so he said that someone in the court had impeached Yuan Kai and someone had exonerated Yuan Kai.
At this point, Yuan Kai also understood that what Zhang Lu had just done was to help him, and he let out a breath of turbidity, and his heart was extremely complicated.
Seeing that Yuan Kai stopped talking, the chamberlain quietly retreated to Yuan Kai's servant and asked softly, "Is your young master really crazy?"
The servant shook his head and said, "Not before, my young master has always been very good, people say that he is a humble gentleman, I don't know what it means, I just think that the young master treats people gently. But looking at what the young master did today, I also think that the young master is indeed crazy, a scholar, this is so good that he starts a madness to ask for adults, it's really scary."
The servant's words did not deliberately lower his voice, Yuan Kai also heard it clearly, he glanced at the servant angrily, but this glance frightened both the servant and the inner servant to take two steps back.
Yuan Kai is a righteous gentleman, although he knows that Zhang Zhen and the people who defend themselves in the court are for their own good, but Yuan Kai is always unwilling to deceive others.
He tidied up his clothes, solemnly arched his hand towards the chamberlain, and then said: "Please also ask my father-in-law to bring a message to Your Majesty, just say that Yuan is not crazy, even if Xuan Guogong is no longer here, but I still think that Xuan Guogong should not die, if Your Majesty is guilty, I will admit it, whether it is beating or punishing, or directly beheading, I will admit it."
Although the chamberlain has never seen madness, he has also heard others talk about it, and he has heard that people who have madness are sometimes good and bad, he is really not sure whether this Yuan Kai is crazy or not, he can only smile at Yuan Kai and say, "Don't worry, I'll wait for Zhang Zongqi."
Yuan Kai was about to say something more, but Zhang Lu came back at this time, with one hand behind his back, and a malicious smile appeared on his face.
Yuan Kai still wanted to scold Zhang Zhen twice, but thinking that what Zhang Zhen had done before was for himself, he didn't say anything more.
Zhang Zhen raised his eyebrows, mysteriously stretched his hand behind his back, and asked, "What do you think I found?"
Yuan Kai, the chamberlain, and the servant were all a little curious, and straightened their necks to look at Zhang Yuan's hand.
It's okay not to look at it, but when I look at it, I feel so disgusting that I almost vomited last night's overnight meal.
I saw that Zhang Lu was holding a lump of slimy things in his hand, the color was slightly darker than the yellow mud, and the attendants and servants didn't care whether it smelled or not, and they instantly covered their noses.
The chamberlain also said with disgust: "Mr. Zhang, this is the you are holding in your hand?"
Zhang Zhen nodded quite solemnly and said, "Yes, my father-in-law is right, what I am holding in my hand is."
After receiving an affirmative answer, everyone moved farther away from Zhang Yuan, and the waiter was quite puzzled, and asked again, "Mr. Zhang, what are you doing with the in your hand?"
Zhang Lu looked at Yuan Kai and replied, "It's not to see if Yuan Kai is crazy or not."
As he spoke, he smiled slyly and continued, "I heard that some crazy people like to eat, so I specially found some for Yuan Kai to taste!"
Yuan Kai was shocked, pointed at Zhang Zhen and kept trembling, and said, "How can this be done? How can I eat this?"
Zhang Zhen winked at Yuan Kai, and came to Yuan Kai with an arrow step, and before Yuan Kai could react, he had already put a small piece of "" in his hand into Yuan Kai's
In the mouth.
Yuan Kai stood on the spot, and then instinctively spit out the "" in his mouth, but his mouth was somewhat contaminated with some taste, and it was strange to say that Yuan Kai felt that he didn't have any smell in his mouth, on the contrary, it was a little fragrant, and at the same time a little sweet.
Yuan Kai also reacted at this time, what Zhang Zhen gave himself was not any, he pointed to Zhang Yuan's hand and asked, "Zhang Rong, what are you giving me to eat?"
Zhang Zhen raised his eyebrows and said, "You don't care what it is, you just say how it tastes, right?"
Yuan Kai smacked his lips and said, "It's fragrant, it's a little sweet."
As he spoke, he directly took another piece in Zhang Yuan's hand and tasted it, Yuan Kai is not the son of a big family, his family can only be regarded as a small asset, but it costs a lot of money to study in this era, so although his family has some assets, it is very poor to live since childhood.
Yuan Kai doesn't have too much preference for food, he just thinks that food can fill his stomach, probably because he hasn't eaten anything good.
At this moment, Yuan Kai only felt that the more he ate the things in his mouth, the more fragrant he became, and he couldn't help but take the last piece from Zhang Yuan's hand and put it in his mouth.
Looking at Yuan Kai's somewhat intoxicated expression, the waiter only felt that his stomach was tumbling badly, and finally couldn't help but vomit.
Until he vomited the contents of his stomach, the waiter was still retching, he didn't want to stay here with Yuan Kai for a moment, so he could only pull Zhang Kai and say, "Mr. Zhang, this Yuan Kai is absolutely crazy, let's go, let's go!"
At this moment, Yuan Kai also finished eating what was in his mouth, he solemnly saluted Zhang Yuan, and said, "I know that you have good intentions, and this thing tastes really good, but I would rather be beheaded by His Majesty than be a false person, Zhang Yuan, please go back and tell Your Majesty that Yuan Kai is not crazy!"
The waiter was about to collapse at the moment, he couldn't care about much, so he pulled Zhang Zhen and ran out.
Yuan Kai shouted behind him, "Yuan is not crazy! Remember to tell Your Majesty that Yuan is really not crazy!"
Seeing the waiter and Zhang Lu disappear like this, Yuan Kai shook his head and sighed and went back to the house, but when he passed by the servant, the servant's previous worshipful eyes were gone, and all that was left was the gaze of a madman.
The waiter pulled Zhang Zhen and ran before he was willing to stop, he gasped and looked back, confirming that he was far enough away from Yuan Kai's house before he put his mind at ease.
And Zhang Zhen was not idle, he got a piece of cloth out of nowhere, and picked up some dog shit on the road and put it in the cloth, he used the cloth this time, and he was definitely not good at it. Only then did he walk back to the waiter, who was somewhat puzzled, and asked with a vigilant face, "What is Mr. Zhang doing picking up shit?"
Zhang Yu smiled and said, "Father-in-law, don't worry, these are not for you to eat, I will be useful for myself in a while."
Zhang Lu returned to the palace with the chamberlain, probably because there were more things today, and the early dynasty had not ended at this time.
Zhu Yuanzhang and the ministers in the palace watched Zhang Lu and the inner servants go up to the palace like this.
Zhu Yuanzhang directly asked, "How is it?" Is Yuan Kai crazy or not?"
The waiter looked palpitating, and said, "Back to Your Majesty, the old slave can testify, then Yuan Kai is absolutely crazy!"
Zhu Yuanzhang asked with interest, "Oh? Tell me how you decide?"
The attendant replied: "The old slave followed Zhang Zongqi to Yuan Kai's house, that Yuan Kai had no manners at all, first spoke disrespectfully to Zhang Zongqi, and then moved his hand at Zhang Zongqi like a madman, a good scholar actually dared to act wantonly, isn't this crazy?"
A courtier in the main hall came out and said, "Your Majesty, this father-in-law must have been deceived, and Yuan Kai is very likely to be pretending."
The waiter shook his head, and continued with an ugly face: "The old slave dares to pack tickets, then Yuan Kai is absolutely crazy, not only did he move his hands, but he also directly ate a lot of, and his mouth kept saying that it was fragrant and sweet, how could a normal person eat? He's absolutely insane!"
Zhu Yuanzhang looked at the chamberlain, as if to see the truth from his face, and he asked again, "What did you see with your own eyes?"
The attendant nodded and said, "The old slave saw it with his own eyes."
As he spoke, the chamberlain couldn't stand it anymore and vomited nauseously again, but because he had vomited too much before, all he could vomit out now was gastric juice.