Chapter 43: There are two brushes

"Good fellow, the human heart is sinister!" Feng Ya Song sighed, and suddenly realized that he was also a wild eater and not fat image in front of everyone!

She wouldn't be so suspicious, would she?

Frightened, she hurriedly explained: "But I didn't mean to indulge you!" I'm really indulgent! It's true that I haven't gained weight for the time being! ”

"Even if I wasn't born with a skinny physique, it may be because I eat a lot every day and exercise a lot!"

Su Xianchen's panicked appearance almost didn't hold back, and he couldn't help but smile: "I didn't say anything about you, why are you so nervous?" ”

"But you should be glad that Teacher Ihan is not as devilish as my previous professional teacher."

"Otherwise, even if you are willing to indulge, she will pick your throat and force you to spit out all the food you have stolen, so that you don't look bad dancing after you get fat."

"Frog fun! Do you dance students like this? Feng Yasong was really an eye-opener, and I was so surprised that I forgot to drink the milk.

"That's right." Su Xianchen not only did not shy away from this kind of topic, but nodded generously and admitted: "Otherwise, how do you think my pockmarked figure came from?" It's not like I've been forced to starve! ”

"I've even been picked at the throat so many times that I don't have to pick it at all now, and I can spit it out anytime and anywhere!"

"So don't tell people casually in the future that you are born with a thin physique." Night Star Li concluded.

Feng Yasong was still immersed in the shock brought by Su Xianchen's sentence 'can be spit out at any time', and subconsciously asked: "Huh? Why? ”

"It's easy to get beaten." Zhao Zhiyu answered with a look of envy and jealousy.

Lu Ruimo: "After all, you never know what kind of price others have paid in order to maintain their figure!" ”

Feng Yasong: "......"

Thinking about it this way, she really didn't mean to beat her up.

In order to make up for the huge mental blow she brought to everyone, Feng Yasong had an idea, and pulled open all the bottles that had not yet been showed off.

After spreading the remaining milk in the bottle evenly and making sure that the amount of milk left in each bottle was different, she picked up a straw and tapped on the mouth of the bottle for a long time, and readjusted the position of the bottles several times.

Then he said with a serious face: "In order to make up for my unintentional offense to everyone, please allow me to play a song "Two Tigers" for everyone to express my most sincere apologies!" ”

As she spoke, she had already picked up a straw in each hand and gracefully set up.

Then the different sounds made by tapping each bottle with a straw were pieced together into a simplified version of "Two Tigers".

She looked up to her friends as insiders.

Lu Ruimo: "6. ”

Zhao Zhiyu: "You know how to apologize." ”

Night Star Li: "Not only do you know how to apologize, but you also know how to play yin!" ”

Su Xianchen: "Can you stop making me laugh?" It's really easy to get wrinkles if you laugh too much! ”

The sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room were all numb by her show.

[Hahahahaha, help! ] Feng Yasong doesn't do business every day, and has a lot of fun! 】

[Who dares to say what she is doing in the future, I will throw the video collection of her whole work in that person's face on the spot! ] 】

[But as long as she divides her whole work on singing and dancing, she will not behave so much! ] 】

[There are two brushes, but there is not much hair on the brush~]

[Should I say it or not, is the topic they discussed really broadcastable? I feel so excited! 】

[Explosion +1!] How dare they say it! 】

[Hahahaha The one who loses weight by a cup of milk tea every day laughs at me! ] I've also seen some celebrities boast that they haven't slept for a month in order to create dedicated personalities~]

[There are really many people in the entertainment industry who are like being wrapped in a cerebellum, and they are very mentally retarded when they lie! ] 】

[Like this beautiful sister who looks good and sand sculptures, and dares to tell the truth, it's more troublesome, I really love to watch it~]

……

After dinner, Feng Yasong was forcibly escorted to the classroom by the four bigwigs in the A1 dormitory and forced to tutor.

She was still a little lucky, thinking that the bigwigs themselves also had shortcomings to practice, even if they forced her to make up classes together, they shouldn't have much time to care about her.

She can still sneak fish while the big guys are not paying attention.

As a result, these four bigwigs are not only outrageously actionable, but also have a very clear division of labor.

Zhao Zhiyu is responsible for tutoring vocal music, and Su Xianchen is responsible for tutoring dance.

Ye Xingli is responsible for teaching her rap, and Lu Ruimo is responsible for teaching her to be coquettish.

Each person has half an hour of instruction and takes turns in the order they have arranged in advance.

Those who don't have their turn are right next to them and practice on their own.

Practice and teach at the same time, and can be called a master of time management.

And the only one who is really tired to death is Feng Yasong, a person who is forced to tutor.

Don't look at these people who usually giggle, they look very easy to talk.

Once it comes to their area of expertise, the seconds become devil teachers, and one is more severe than the other.

After the two-hour course turn, Feng Yasong, who originally had some spare energy, was basically a wasted person.

She slumped straight on the fabric sofa in the corner of the classroom like a salted fish that had been fried and didn't want to turn over.

While resting, he thought with remorse on his face: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't have sat in the corner of the preparation room from the beginning, if I didn't sit in that position, I wouldn't know Lu Ruimo, if I didn't know Lu Ruimo, I wouldn't know the entire A1 dormitory, if I didn't know the entire A1 dormitory, I wouldn't have to be forced to tutor here......"

The tone of resentment was even better than that of Tong Xiangyu.

Hearing this, Lu Ruimo rolled his eyes: "You're almost done!" ”

"It's only a two-hour class in total, and you still listen to the lecture for five minutes and wander for ten minutes. My throat is dry for a while, my knees hurt for a while, and I can't wait to put all the occupational diseases that I can get from singing and dancing on myself! ”

"After being ruthlessly exposed, he lay on the ground and lied, saying that he drank too much AD calcium, was a little drunk, and wanted to go back to the dormitory to sleep." Zhao Zhiyu spread his hands and complained closely.

Ye Xingli: "Let's not talk about how mentally retarded the excuse of drunk milk is, let me ask you, at your age, can you sleep?" ”

As soon as he talked about 'drunk milk', Su Xianchen's mind instantly appeared Feng Yasong's appearance of crying, making trouble and hanging himself, and even playing a set of sand sculptures when he was drunk on the spot, and he couldn't help but start the goose cry again: "Goose Goose Goose She really laughed at me when she was drunk, how could anyone even be so funny for a reason to be lazy!" Goose goose goose ......"

Feng Yasong: "......" Don't scold, don't scold.

She just wants to be cute, and it would be rude to scold again!

After resting for about ten minutes, Lu Ruimo kicked her toes, imitating a mechanical voice: "Ding Dong~ Your rest balance is insufficient, please recharge immediately." ”