Hu Hou looked at this one-bedroom and living room called the office, it was like a pig's nest, and said angrily and funny: "I didn't say that I wouldn't help you do things, but I just said that I can't call you the eldest brother, you are obviously three years younger than me, how can I call you the eldest brother." ”

"Do you understand it or not, the rule on the road is to come out first to mix, I came out at the age of fourteen to mix, you just came out to mix now, you don't understand anything, you want me to teach you hand in hand, so you should call me big brother. ”

"Anyway, I can't call you big brother, or I'll do something for you for a few days, and I'll leave here after earning back the four dollars and interest to you, and if that doesn't work, then you can call someone to hack me to death! ”

"You ......" Xiaobei was a little discouraged and a little incredulous, "Are you really not afraid of being hacked to death?"

So, Hu Hou told everything about himself, and after listening to it, Xiaobei said indignantly: "Damn, the people on the road don't pay attention to the rules, and one day I will ask someone to do the boss of the bird factory." ”

"How do you call one another in the way?"

"Call them by their nicknames, or call them by their home provinces. For example, if you are from Shandong, I will call you Shandong, and if you are from Henan, then I will call you Henan?"

Hu Hou asked again: "Then what if there are two people who are from the same province at the same time?"

Xiaobei glanced at Hu Hou with great contempt and said: "This is not simple, it is divided into sizes! The older ones are called Da Shandong, and the younger ones are called Xiao Shandong." ”

Hu Hou asked curiously, "Then which province are you from?"

Xiaobei said very proudly: "I am from the Northeast. ”

Hu Hou immediately said smartly: "Then I will call you the Northeast in the future." ”

"No, my former eldest brother was called 'Northeast', my second brother was called 'Little Northeast', and if I call it 'Northeast' again, wouldn't it be mixed?"

"Then what shall I call you?

"Forget it, forget it, call me Xiaobei! People outside call me that, damn, these low-quality people don't think of a good name, so they casually remove the word 'Dong' from my second brother's name and it becomes my name." ”

This is the process of Xiaobei and Hu Hou getting acquainted, but when Hu Hou met the fat man and pork ribs, it was a different way.

Xiaobei told Hu Hou that it was best to go to the park to pick up the little brother, where there were the most wandering people, so Hu Hou remembered Xiaobei's words, and after doing business every day, he would go around the park.

When I found the fat man, the fat man was wearing a white T-shirt full of stains, and he was happily squatting in the park to watch the old man play chess, and it had been a week.

Hu Hou observed the fat man for three days and found that he did not seem to have mental problems, because he sometimes pointed fingers at the old man who played chess, which naturally attracted a lot of scolding.

"Fatty, do you want to be a streamer?" Hu Hou sat down next to the fat man and patted him.

The fat man smiled and said, "Big brother, what do you mean by beating?"

"It's just wandering! Look at you all day idle and have nothing to do, stay here and fool around, it's not wandering, what are you doing?"

"Big brother, I haven't found a job for the time being, I'm a cook at home, specializing in helping people cook, and my skills are good. ”

"Is there a certificate?"

"Heh, heh, if I had a certificate, I wouldn't have been unable to find a job all the time. ”

"Then go back with me, eat and live, don't fight, kill, don't steal and kidnap, specialize in running business, and serve the people. ”

Hu Hou originally just wanted to find the fat man alone, but on the way back, he saw ribs.

At that time, the thin and black ribs, with a flat pole, leaned listlessly under a tree by the side of the road.

"Boss, this person looks like a streamer, and he's hungry like this. Although I am also working, I still know how to pick up some empty mineral water bottles and sell them for a few steamed buns. ”

Hu Hou smiled slightly, this fat man can still learn and use it, and immediately used the word "beating", and he also knows how to survive.

"Hey, isn't that the one who is ticking?" the fat man yelled as he passed the ribs.

Shocked, he straightened up and said, "I'm not a streamer, I haven't found anything to do for the time being, and I'm standing here waiting for customers to find me." Boss, what the hell is a streamer?"

"Streaming is wandering, you look like this, you're not wandering, what are you doing?" the fat man condescendingly taught the ribs, "Wait for the customers to find you, sell yourself!"

The ribs glared at the fat man angrily, but they dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak.

"Alright, fatty, don't make fun of people. Hu Hou stopped the fat man, then turned his head and asked the ribs, "Listen to the accent, is it from Sichuan?"

"Hmm. ”

"Come with me. ”

"I don't do anything illegal, I just want to eat with my own strength, and I make money in my hometown by making bangbangs. ”

", our boss looks up to you, so he asked you to mess with him, and you don't know what to do? Do you think we are the kind of people who violate the law and discipline? We are serving the people, do you understand it, we are serving the people. ”

The fat man was very dissatisfied with the attitude of the ribs, but after the fox and the tiger were finished, he turned his head and asked Hu Hou, "Boss, what are you serving the people?"

"I won't hide it from you, I'm just a person who handles fakes, certificates, and documents and wants to find two people to go back and help me solicit customers. ”

"You're such a *** person? That's just great. ”

Surprisingly, the ribs were happy.

"What are you happy about?" Hu Hou was a little puzzled, why were the ribs so excited.

As soon as Hu Hou inquired, he learned that the ribs had already wanted to get a certificate, and sent it home after copying, but because he didn't have the money, he couldn't do it. And there is this idea, mainly because his father is an old worker in the town's machinery factory, and has always wanted to let the ribs go to work in the machinery factory, and the son inherits his father's business, but unfortunately the town machinery factory has long been closed down and failed to do so, but he hopes that when he goes out to work, he can enter the machinery factory to work, so the ribs have this idea, mainly to make the father at home happy.

"Then what's your name?" asked Hu Hou.

"Martial sword, martial arts martial arts, sword of swords. ”

The fat man picked a thorn on the side and said: "Look at your skinny skin, and you are also dancing with a sword, I think it is almost the same as a sword dance." ”

Rib said angrily: "It's the martial arts, not the dancing dance, you understand better." ”

"If you look so thin, you will call it ribs in the future! People who do our business usually don't use their real names. ”

Hu Hou decided on the nickname of the ribs in a few words, and then asked the fat man, "Fatty, what is your name?"

"Heh, heh, my name is Wu Neng, Wu surnamed Wu, functional Neng, call me fat man in the future!"

When Xiaobei came back from picking up Hu Hou, in addition to buying a box of cold noodles and a cup of milk tea for Hu Hou in the park, he later bought three catties of fat pork and went home, without adding any condiments, so he cooked it for Hu Hou to eat.

Xiaobei said: "You want to eat meat, you have to eat more meat, so that you can have strength, this is also the rule of the road, the first day you enter the door, you must eat meat in large pieces." ”

Hu Hou asked Xiaobei what the rule of eating meat in large pieces on the first day of entering the door meant, but Xiaobei couldn't explain it.

According to Hu Hou's own understanding, it should mean that he will live a life of flesh every day in the future. So, after he picked up the fat man and pork ribs, he also bought seven catties of fat pork from the market and cooked it.

Hu Hou was drunk by Xiaobei's three catties of fat, and the fat man and pork ribs were also drunk with these seven catties of fat.

The four of them now know that pork can also be intoxicating, and in addition to drunkenness, drunkenness, and meat drunkenness in this world.

This year, Xiaobei left Hu Hou and went to his girlfriend's house, but Hu Hou picked up the fat man and pork ribs one after another, as well as Tao Hua, the girl.

When the fat man and the pork ribs came, it was in March when the peanut trees were mixed, but Tao Hua was in the Dragon Boat Festival in May when the rice dumplings were fragrant.

PS: When revising, I've been struggling with this chapter, whether to delete it, and wait for it to be published as a side out in the future, but I thought that I hadn't explained the feelings of Hu Hou and his brothers before, and in ancient times, Hu Hou suddenly put away his little brother, such a plot seemed very abrupt, very unreasonable, so I had to keep this chapter, I hope you don't think I'm flooding, but fortunately, this is a public chapter.