Chapter 164: The girl's heart is always a fart
"Now, let's ask Feng Yasong to choose one of the remaining eleven teams from the three major academies as the next team to appear!"
Before Xu Yanzhi's words fell, there was already a cry begging for mercy in the preparation room.
"Don't choose me, don't choose me! Their group's performance was so explosive that I didn't want to play behind them! β
"I think Song Song should choose a dance team, right? It will look better if it is still and moving. β
"It doesn't matter, as long as it's not our team!"
On the stage, Feng Yasong's fingers slid up and down the flat screen, and his little face was wrinkled: "Oh, it's so tangled!" I feel like every team's performance will be exciting, and I really want to see it......"
"If you really can't choose, just choose what you want to watch the most, don't think about the effect of the show, don't take into account their feelings, and don't have to have a psychological burden, you are just exercising your power as a winner." Xu Yanzhi suggested with a smile.
Feng Yasong is not a psychological burden, she is purely a choice difficulty.
But when it comes to what she wants to see the most, she really has a set in her heart!
So without hesitation, he said, "Then I'll choose another team from the Singing and Composition Academy." β
Don't ask, what she asks is that she really wants to know what kind of work Fengyun can do after the plan to fake the harp is rejected by Chong Jingchen.
I'm looking forward to it!
"Okay, let's applaud the hidden blue team led by the singer-songwriter Zhao Zhiyu to bring us a performance!"
Accompanied by Xu Yanzhi's curtain call, the girls of the Deep Blue Team wore different styles of costumes with color system 1 and appeared on the stage full of vitality.
After a brief introduction of the team name and the name of the program to be performed, the show begins.
Just like during the rehearsal, each member of the group took out their best musical instrument and sang on the stage while playing and singing, expressing their own girl's thoughts in the form of a musical.
Some of the girls are playful and cute, some are quiet and introverted, and some are elegant and intellectual......
The styling, music, and body movements are all differentiated according to the personality characteristics of each of them.
While highlighting the characteristics of each person, we also maximize everyone's strengths as much as possible!
In the eyes of Feng Yasong, it is like entering an immersive beautiful girl love development game!
She likes every young lady on the stage so much! In addition to the charm!
Just when she was crazy about the sweet young ladies who were talking to people, it was the turn of the C position.
As at the rehearsal, she wore a heavy tutu with layers of skirts and a crown encrusted with diamonds.
Elegant demeanor and sweet smile.
The harp in her hand was replaced with a small metal trumpet, which really didn't match her bejeweled princess shape.
It is estimated that he was forced to a dead end by Chong Jingchen, but there was really no way, so he took a random musical instrument to make up the number.
I don't know if the little trumpet in her hand is really a professional-level trumpet that can participate in playing, or is it ......
It's just a realistic-looking performance prop that can only be held in the hand and can't make any sound.
Just when Feng Yasong thought about it, the charm on the stage blew her little trumpet.
No, to be more precise, it was the Kazoo flute in her hand that was made in the shape of a small trumpet!
The kazoo is a very special wind instrument, which can be amplified by the sound of the human voice humming, relying on the sound of its own diaphragm and resonator tube, to produce a hoarse timbre similar to that of the saxophone.
Players don't need to learn music theory, memorize music, or even practice.
As long as you can hum a song, you can play it on the kazoo flute.
It's the simplest instrument in the world.
But it's just easy to use, and it doesn't mean that it can be blown well.
If someone who is short of breath blows intermittently, it will sound like a chain of farts.
It's like the charm on stage.
The moment the melodious fart sound joined the ensemble, Feng Yasong almost didn't hold back.
The four mentors in the audience also all had expressions of smiling and suffocating internal injuries.
And the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room will not save face for the charm of looking up and not looking down like the people on the show.
There was a mockery in the barrage.
γοΌοΌοΌ What kind of bmotion is this? γ
[If you don't understand, just ask, is someone farting?] γ
[Is there a possibility, this is the sound of the illiterate lady playing yin music? [Dog's Head] [Dog's Head] [Dog's Head]]
[Hahahahaha! Didn't she think it was outrageous to herself? How the hell did she not hold back her laughter! γ
[emmm, this seems to be a flavorful performance......]
[It is highly recommended that this group change the name of the song and call it "Girls Are Always Fart"! ] γ
[Now this world is really amazing! Even flies can buzz on stage [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]
[Thank you to the illiterate lady for curing the constipation that has plagued me for more than 20 years!] [covers face] [covers face] [Covering face]]
[Relying on the defense.] γ
Fengyun's brainless fans can't hear this kind of talk, all of them are like protecting their mothers, and they are very brainless and energetic!
[Do you think it's polite to sound like a fart?] We were meant to play the harp! Because the situation has changed, it was temporarily replaced by Kazoodi! She's only been practicing for a day, and it's understandable that she doesn't blow well! γ
[That's it!] It's great that Yun Yun has the courage to play on stage! Don't be too harsh on some people! If you only practice for one day and go up and blow, you may not be as good as her! γ
[Some people know that sitting in front of the screen is blind!] You can do it! γ
[If you don't want to watch it, please get out of the live broadcast room, no one begs you to watch it! ] We have a human pet! γ
As everyone knows, the more anxious they are, the worse the perception of passers-by, and the scolding war is about to break out!
[Laugh to death, is the live broadcast room opened by your family? ] If you tell me to get out, I'll get out? The performance is garbage, why not be evaluated? γ
[Friendly reminder: If you don't know how to play a musical instrument, you can't perform, instead of fooling the audience with the garbage stuff you've only practiced for a day!] γ
[I can't do it, so I didn't get on, she can't do it, why can't I let her get down? γ
[Feng Yasong, who has only been practicing for a week but does not wear ears and is as stable as a CD, said: What are you calling dogs? γ
[Don't compare the illiterate lady with the princess, it's too insulting to the princess! ] γ
[Ahhhhh This song was originally adapted quite well! It's all ruined by the fart sound of a certain face-changing monster! γ
didn't even wait for this group of performances to finish, #ι£ι΅θε°δΈθΏη―ζΎε±#ηθ――ε―Όζ§εθΆ³ηθ―ζ‘, and was deliberately on the hot search by excited netizens!
The fans were so angry that they caught who bit who in the real-time square, and went crazy everywhere.
In the studio.
After watching the whole performance, Feng Yasong held back her smile and her face turned red, and her mouth unconsciously deflated into the shape of a duckling.
(End of chapter)