Chapter 249: Master of Bulk English
Just when Feng Yun was remorseful, the middle-aged woman in the video was already waving her right hand full of jewelry, and greeted the camera with a smile: "Hello my dear Yun Yun baby~ How are you doing lately?" Ever missed your mother? ”
"Since, since you left your home to participate in the show "Flash Girl", Mom and Dad have been very miss you every day, and they will go to see your performance whenever they are free."
"As a completely inexperienced drama school graduate with zero knowledge of singing and dancing, my mother thinks that no matter how well you perform, as long as you can bravely stand on stage and pursue your dream, you are the best!"
Shi Meilan said, and gave a thumbs up.
provoked the surrounding trainees to imitate:
"Hahahaha, your mom is too cute, isn't she? You are the best! ”
"Hahaha, Since, you leave home, Auntie is a little foreign!"
"Hahaha, it's a bit foreign, but it's not much!"
The live broadcast room was full of ridicule barrage:
[Hahahaha, help! ] What a strange tone! I hear that my head is big, one head, two big! 】
[Hahahahahaha construction site bulk English master, listen to my skin is spreading! ] You are the best! [Like] [Like] [Like]]
[Hahahahaha smile die! She's a [dog head] [dog head] [dog head] [dog head] [dog head]
[Hahahahaha SOS! ] Suddenly I feel that it is not easy to change the head, and I am influenced by this environment every day, can I not grow into a hopeless illiterate! [covers face] [covers face] [Covering face]]
[Indeed, looking at her mother's style of decorating herself as a Christmas tree, and the decoration that reveals the atmosphere of the nouveau riche everywhere, you know that their family is desperately illiterate, how can they educate children well? 】
[As long as they have a little morality and bottom line, they can't do the dirty thing of using their daughter's funeral to collect money! ] 】
[When I think of the gorgeous decoration of this room full of clothes and the brand-name jewelry on her body, there may be black-hearted money earned by eating Sister Fengya's human blood steamed buns, I feel extremely disgusted. 】
[Extremely disgusting +1!] And can a head changer get off a chair? Everyone sat on the chair in a good way, and she squatted on the chair with her feet, looking unsightly and unqualified! 】
[Who made the family an illiterate lady? Can't be too demanding of her~]
And since the moment Shi Meilan spoke, she has been embarrassed by her accent and exaggerated tone of construction site bulk English: "......" Don't scold, don't scold.
As a person who has perfectly inherited her vanity and expressive desire, Feng Yun thought that Shi Meilan would become very exaggerated when facing the camera, but she didn't expect her to be so exaggerated!
Embarrassed, Feng Yun, a habitual criminal, couldn't help but grab the ground frantically with his toes, and he couldn't wait to dig out a palace under his feet on the spot!
On the surface, he still smiled dryly and said for himself: "My mother is not usually like this, she just faced the camera suddenly, she was so nervous, so she was so excited that she didn't even know what to say~"
And the trainees around her joked and joked, but they didn't have the courage to directly dismantle her stage in front of the audience on the whole network.
So one by one they all expressed understanding:
"It's normal, the older generation is like that."
"Your mother can still speak English, my mother can't even speak Mandarin!"
"Hahaha the same world, the same mother, I already started to feel numb on my scalp when I thought that my mother would have to speak Mandarin to me affectionately in front of the camera later!"
In the video, Shi Meilan used a combination of Chinese and Western methods to blow another wave of rainbow farts with charm before she began to summarize:
"I heard that the finals are coming soon, and my mother won't say too many sensational words, and I don't know what kind of encouragement can make you more motivated, so I bought you a lot of things on my own initiative, I hope you don't dislike it."
Immediately after the picture turned, Shi Meilan had already come to a princess room with pink and white as the main tone, patted the fluffy and soft bed with a smile and said, "Didn't you always complain to your mother before, saying that your 200,000 mattress is not comfortable to sleep?" This time, my mother specially ordered a card worth 2 million for you, waiting for you to go home to experience~"
Before the words fell, there was already a scream in the cafeteria:
"Wow, two million mattresses will be bought! Your mother is too willing for you, isn't she? ”
"Why is a mattress so expensive? I can't afford to sell it! ”
"Is this the life of a rich man? I'm amazed! ”
Before Feng Yun could answer, Shi Meilan in the video had already walked to her spacious and bright dresser, and opened all the drawers and cabinet doors like a treasure, showing the neatly arranged big-name cosmetics inside.
The tone was very arrogant: "Your previous batch of cosmetics is about to expire, so my mother threw them all away and replaced them for you, and I bought a few bottles of antique perfumes, but don't know if it tastes like you, wait for you to go home and smell it~"
There is no girl who doesn't love beauty.
If it is said that when they saw the mattresses worth 2 million, the trainees just sighed that the trench was inhumane.
Then when they saw the rows of neatly listed, complete categories, and high-end cosmetics in the dresser, the trainees were sincerely sour.
And Shi Meilan in the video didn't give them a chance to give a lemon speech at all, and after showing the dresser, she walked into the cloakroom without stopping.
happily showed everyone the clothes, shoes, bags, and jewelry she bought for Fengyun......
And every time she says the same, she doesn't forget to mention the price intentionally or unintentionally, for fear that others won't know that these things are all piled up by her with money.
The trainees in the sour cafeteria sighed around the charm:
"Envy these two words, I'm tired of saying it."
"Is our mother still short of a daughter? If you don't, I'll change my mouth and call mom with you! ”
"Can I ask you about the reincarnation technique? I'll try to fight for it in the next life! ”
The fans in the live broadcast room are also all envious, jealous and hateful.
[Ahhhh I'm so sour! Why didn't I meet this kind of peerless good mother! 】
[I showed this video to my mother, and my mother said: Don't believe rumors, don't spread rumors! ] [bursts into tears] [bursts into tears] [burst into tears]]
[Ahhhh It's hard to come out and break into the entertainment industry alone! 】
[Woo woo woo our rhyme is really lucky and hard-working! ] If my family is half as rich as her family, I will just lie down at home and eat until I die! 】
[Lie flat at home and eat and wait for death +1! ] 】
[Lie flat at home and eat and wait for death +2! ] 】
[Lie flat at home and eat and wait for death +10086! ] 】