Fifty-three, funny five ghosts
The fire ghost was furious, turned around and pointed at the water ghost and shouted: "You damn it, did you sue me for the black form of the second elder, the second old man has the most well-behaved mouth for you, the second elder's sycophants have been slapped by you, you are not a human being inside and out, and the worst of the five of us is you." ”
The water ghost was not angry, he smiled and said: "Look at you, the little girl said just now, as long as you change your bad temper, the second elder is still very optimistic about you, and your hot temper is better to be restrained, sometimes even we can't stand it." ”
Listening to the words of the water ghost, the fire ghost became even more angry, gritted his teeth and scolded: "What kind of bird has a hot temper, is it your turn to teach me a lesson here, you and I are incompatible!" He quickly rolled up his sleeves, clenched his fists, and strode over to the water ghost, "It's useless to talk more, it's better to have a good fight." ”
"Fight it, am I still afraid that you won't succeed?" Not to be outdone, the water ghost raised his right hand and raised his middle finger, only to see the fingertips of his middle finger ignite a water-blue flame.
Lan Xin was surprised and delighted, thinking to himself, wouldn't it be a good thing if he could provoke them to fight, and sneaked away while they were fighting, but when he was struggling to find out the skills of the five ghosts, he saw the water ghost use the flames on his fingertips......
Blue Core has a new idea.
The fire ghost scolded again: "You birdman, you dare to use the Five Elements True Fire, Lao Tzu also has it, see who is powerful." ”
As he spoke, an orange-red flame lit up on the tip of the fire ghost's middle finger.
Seeing the tension between the fire ghost and the water ghost, Lan Xin clapped his hands and applauded, and said in his heart: "Fight, fight." ”
At this moment, the golden ghost jumped forward, stopped between the golden turtle and the water ghost, and shouted: "You two bosses are not small, for personal selfish interests, you are fighting tit-for-tat in front of the juniors, and you still want to be shameless, listen well, listen to the little girl well, otherwise I will be unkind to you, whoever dares to do it again, I will never spare anyone." ”
The earth ghost replied on the side: "Are you ashamed, ashamed, let these descendants see the joke, but they are secretly laughing at us." ”
The fire ghost and the water ghost stopped arguing, and each "snorted" and twisted their heads to the side like a child throwing a tantrum.
The wood ghost held his hands and half-bowed his head, still looking coldly, as if everything around him had nothing to do with him, and his deep eyes were always unpredictable, and he did not dare to approach.
The golden ghost put a smile on his face, he stepped forward, pulled the sleeve of the blue core, and said amiably: "Don't pay attention to these two children, we said our, hehe, what else did the second elder of the dark lamp say, what did the second elder of the dark lamp say about me?" ”
Lan Xin then understood that these five little old men cared so much about what the two elders of the dark lamp thought of them, and they all had a little childlike heart, they were really rejuvenated, she pursed her lips and smiled, and said: "The second elder of the dark lantern said, you all die to save face." ”
The words "die to save face" were very harsh when he heard the golden ghost, and his face suddenly became gloomy, he knew that the second elder of the dark lamp was talking about him.
The golden ghost still remembers that at that time, he peeked at the second elder of the dark lamp practicing, and his chest was injured by the net lamp of the second elder of the dark lamp, and later the second elder of the dark lamp came to the door in person and asked him how the injury was, whether it was a major problem, and whether he needed to heal him?
The golden ghost pretended to be very surprised and asked the second elder of the dark lantern: "Injured, where am I injured, why don't I know that I am injured?" ”
The Second Elder of the Dark Lantern smiled and asked the golden ghost, "Is there really no injury in your chest?" ”
The golden ghost patted his chest and said, "Thank you for worrying about me, you see that my chest is very good, I guess the second elder remembered it wrongly, my chest really didn't hurt." ”
In fact, at that time, the golden ghost's chest was already stuffy and unbearable, and he was slapped like this, and his strength was not very great, but the tingling sensation soon spread throughout his body, and his whole body was almost paralyzed to the ground.
At that time, the golden ghost only hoped that the second elder of the dark lantern would leave early, and if the second elder did not leave, he would also slip away.
The second elder of the dark lantern looked the golden ghost up and down, and said with a smile: "If the body really can't hold it, tell us that face is important, but sometimes the body is more important than face......"
As he spoke, the second elder drifted away and disappeared outside the Ghost Valley.
In the blink of an eye, the true vitality in the golden ghost's body poured out for thousands of miles, he was in pain, rolling on the ground and wailing, and the other four ghosts were helpless for a while, and they were so anxious that they turned around.
Later, the water ghost came up with a way, and the four of them worked together to use the four flavors of true fire, trying to force out the net lamp on the golden ghost's chest.
But the cultivation of the four ghosts is far inferior to the second elder of the dark lamp, after the four flavors of true fire entered the body of the golden ghost, he turned around in his chest several times, but instead of forcing the pure lamp out, he was sucked away by all the pure lamps, and never escaped again.
The golden ghost has the four flavors of true fire to protect his body, and the pain has been greatly reduced, but since then, he has fallen to the root of the disease, and every time around the Midyear Festival, his chest always has a faint pain.
The four ghosts of wood, water, fire, and earth each lost their true fire, and they practiced for hundreds of years before regaining their original strength.
Perhaps this is the real reason why the five ghosts of the netherworld are afraid of the two elders of the dark lamp.
The golden ghost covered his sore chest, and sighed in his heart: "Alas, the skills are not as good as people, what else can you say, just follow the second elder of the dark lamp." ”
After a moment, the golden ghost raised his head, looked at the blue core, and asked again, "What else did the second elder say about us?" He wanted to know more about him from Blue Core, but he couldn't just ask.
Lan Xin glanced around at the other four ghosts, then fell on the golden ghosts, and said: "The second elder of the dark lamp said, if I see you five ghosts, let me worship you as a teacher, but the little woman's skills are shallow, and I am afraid that it will insult your reputation in the yin and yang worlds, I don't know what about the five ghosts?" ”
Listening to Lan Xin's words, the water ghosts, earth ghosts, and fire ghosts rushed forward and gathered behind the golden ghosts, and the four of them naturally rejoiced in their hearts, and said in unison: "Of course, of course." ”
The golden ghost then said: "Hehe, as long as it is the matter explained by the second elder, we will definitely go to the soup and fight the fire, and it is incumbent on us." He turned his head to look at the wooden ghost who was standing silent, "I said Lao Mu, what do you think, you have a fart, whether it stinks or smells, you have to say something?" ”
The wood ghost raised his head, looked at the blue core, and then looked at the four ghosts, and said slowly: "All are happy, all are happy......
The fire ghost snorted, raised his hand and scolded: "Damn, what bullshit is happy, it's useless to ask." ”
Lan Xin smiled: "The second elder of the dark lantern has a word first, they first asked me to try your kung fu, whoever has the most powerful kung fu, I will call the master, and then call the second master, the third master...... in turn."
The earth ghost took a step forward and asked, "Little girl, what do you want to see our kung fu?" As he spoke, he lifted the torn clothes from his arm.
I saw crumpled skin exposed under the clothes, the skin suddenly tensed, and muscles wriggled under the yellow-green skin.
The earth ghost smiled again and said, "We are the five ghosts, I am the strongest, of course I am the master, hurry up and call the master!" ”
The golden ghost, the fire ghost, and the water ghost pulled the earth ghost behind him together, and shouted: "Why are you the master, just rely on your rotten muscles, I don't agree, I don't agree!" ”
Lan Xin shook her head and said, "I don't agree either, if it's about the figure...... she looked at Xia Yulong beside her.
The eyes of the other four ghosts also looked at each other, Xia Yulong was tall and majestic, standing majestically, listening to them quietly.
Lan Xin continued: "My brother is much bigger than you, I should worship him as a teacher, but his kung fu is not as good as yours, so it is obviously unfair to the other four ghosts in terms of size. ”
The soil ghost was a little impatient and asked, "Then tell me, what is the fairest comparison?" ”
Lan Xin pretended to think for a moment and said: "This has to be a competition to know, don't you know kung fu, each of you will take out your housekeeping skills and compare, won't you see the difference?" ”
Listening to Lan Xin's words, the golden ghost had other ideas, because it was around the Midyear Festival, his chest was aching faintly, and if he fought, he would inevitably move his internal force, resulting in the recurrence of old injuries, and he was definitely not the opponent of the other four ghosts......
The golden ghost preemptively said: "Little girl, this method is good, but our five ghosts never fight infighting, think about it, if our five ghosts have an internal struggle and make both sides lose, won't we let others take advantage of the fisherman, what face do we have to mix in the netherworld?" You should know that we are the most powerful people in the Netherworld. ”
The earth ghosts responded and said: "Yes, yes, the five ghosts must not fight among themselves, now the two worlds of yin and yang are not very peaceful, if other people are allowed to take advantage of the void, how can there be a foothold for our five ghosts between heaven and earth?" ”
The fire ghost and the water ghost were still sulking about what had just happened, and their eyes inadvertently collided, and each of them "snorted" and ignored the other.
Lan Xin "tsk" twice in his heart, "It's really a group of good-faced ghosts, one by one speaking so beautifully, as if the netherworld can't do without you, aren't you just like the Hades King said that the scavenger of the yang world, the parasite of the underworld, said that he wanted to worship you as a teacher, and he really raised himself, if it weren't for you to arrest me back to the underworld, I wouldn't bother to pay attention to you few earthy grandchildren." ”
Seeing that the five ghosts could not be provoked, Lan Xin's heart was also secretly anxious, and it was not a way to consume it like this, and they would eventually see through it.
Lan Xin looked at the calm wood ghost and said with a smile: "I heard the second elder of the dark lamp say that each of you has a unique, called ...... Call...... What's really hot, this must be your housekeeping skills, right? ”
The fire ghost preemptively said: "It's called the Five Elements True Fire, hehe, then we'll compare the real fire, damn it, you can save a fight." ”
Both the water ghosts and the earth ghosts agreed.
The four ghosts of water, fire, and earth were lined up, each exerting all their internal force, and the fingertips of the index finger of the right hand ignited the true fire of the five elements.
The flame on the Soil Ghost's fingertips is earthy yellow in color.
The color of the flames on the fire ghost's fingertips is fiery red.
The golden ghost pouted with great reluctance, but it was not good to make any more excuses at the moment, he didn't say a word, walked up dejectedly, and used the Five Elements True Fire, the flame on his index fingertip was faintly golden, because he was injured, he didn't dare to use all his internal strength, and the flame on his fingertip was naturally much weaker than the others.
Lan Xin stepped forward with a smile, and she tested the Five Elements True Fire of the Four Ghosts one by one.
Although the Five Elements True Fire is difficult to distinguish between reality and reality, Lan Xin still faintly feels their deep internal strength, she is by no means the opponent of the four ghosts of gold, water, fire, and earth, and their combined skills are far above her.
Lan Xin couldn't help but gasp, but she regretted it in her heart, why she politely refused the kindness of the second elder of the dark lantern to teach her stunts!
After a while, Lan Xin set her eyes on the wood ghost, she hid the anxiety in her heart, and asked: "Senior wood ghost, I want to see your true fire, maybe your true fire is the most powerful among them, and the master is often hidden." ”
The wood ghost froze in place, still silent, he didn't even look at Lan Xin, and he didn't pay attention to this stinking little girl at all.
The mud cavern fell into a deathly silence again, and the air around it instantly froze.
Lan Xin was angry and angry, not knowing how to break the deadlock, and after a while, she looked at the other four ghosts and said, "I heard the second elder of the dark lantern say that the wood ghosts' kung fu is above you, and he doesn't bother to compete with you." ”
The golden ghost was naturally unconvinced, he "snorted", and shouted at the wood ghost: "I said Lao Mu, don't pretend to be tall anymore, the little girl is a good person who wants to worship us as a teacher, why are you so unappreciative, don't I know your tricks?" ”
"I'm afraid that the second elder has seen the wrong person!"
"You're a fucking bastard!"
"Phew, don't put on this stinky shelf all the time!"
The three ghosts of water, fire, and earth also shouted.
A strange smile crossed the corner of the wood ghost's mouth, and I saw him slowly raise his right hand, and the tip of his right index finger ignited a wood-red flame.
After a while, the wood ghost spit out a sentence: "Hmph, little girl, I haven't seen it!" ”
The water ghost smiled and said, "We call it the Five Elements Lighting Lamp, also called the Five Elements True Fire, let's talk about it, which of us is the most powerful?" ”
Lan Xin doesn't know much about the five elements, and besides, "gold, wood, water, fire, and earth" are mutually reinforcing, there is reality in the void, and there is fiction in the real, and she really can't see which of the five ghosts is the most powerful. What she had to do now was how to successfully provoke them so that they could get out as soon as possible.
Lan Xin clapped his hands and applauded: "I know which of you is the most powerful, as the second elder said, the wood ghost is the most powerful among you, and the wood ghost is my master." ”
The other four ghosts all snorted, indicating that they were not convinced.
The fire ghost preemptively said: "Damn, tell me what a powerful method he has, so that we can be convinced." ”
Lan Xin smiled: "You don't know this, the second elder said, wood can make fire, fire can burn everything, hehe, can anything withstand fire, but how can no wood make fire?" Wood is the source of fire, and fire is in harmony with metal, water, and earth, so the second elder of the dark lamp said that the wood ghost is the most powerful......"
Seeing that the faces of the four ghosts of gold, water, fire, and earth showed dissatisfaction, and the wood ghosts were still silent, looking proud of themselves.
Lan Xin stepped up his offensive and continued: "Among your five ghosts, the two elders of the dark lamp are most optimistic about the wood ghosts, the second elder wants to teach the wood ghosts all his life's skills, the wood ghosts and the second elders call them brothers, they often drink and have fun together, and he still has the ornaments that the second elder gave him, I don't believe you to search for it." ”
"Hmph, I really can't see it, usually you are not good at words, but secretly you are talking to the second elder, how can we let you go today......"
The four ghosts of gold, water, fire, and earth were very unconvinced, and they swarmed around them, tore with the wood ghosts, and instantly became a mess.
"Brother, let's go ......"
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Lan Xin pulled Xia Yulong and sneaked out of the mud cave.