Fifty-seven, a bearded girl from the distant future

Xia Yulong, the beautiful scenery on Xiaofeng Mountain, had no intention of caring about it, he led Lan Xin and Da Tianer down from Xiao Feng Mountain, eager to know what was going on in the town, Lan Xin also understood his mood at the moment, and followed closely behind him silently.

Soon they crossed the stone bridge at the edge of the ancient town, and then turned west for half a meal and entered the main street of the town, where all the eyes could see were dilapidated houses, and smoke was billowing from the ruins.

The streets were deserted and surprisingly quiet, littered with broken chairs, sieves, grain grass and other messy things, and the entire Longgu Town had become riddled with holes, sleeping or even dead in the reflection of the setting sun, and the air was filled with an unpredictable murderous aura.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Xia Yulong's face was solemn, he was shocked and horrified, and asked rhetorically, "Is this ...... This...... Is it Longgu Town? ”

The sudden change in Longgu Town caught Xia Yulong by surprise, he exhaled a long breath, he couldn't believe the facts in front of him, he didn't say a word, and fell into deep thought, what he was most worried about was the Qiankun Sect and Yao Banxian.

"Is this what my brother said about the bustling town, why did it become like this?"

Lan Xin poured up in her heart, looking at Xia Yulong, who was preoccupied, her lips moved slightly, and she didn't know how to comfort her.

Suddenly, Xia Yulong grabbed Lan Xin's hand and rushed forward.

Xia Yulong hurriedly said: "Xin'er, let's go quickly, I don't know if Grandpa Yao and Uncle Yao have an accident?" ”

The two of them ran straight to Yao Banxian's residence at the end of Longgu Town, and Da Tianer followed closely behind them, looking around vigilantly.

When he came to the door of the leopard head shop, a large group of people suddenly rushed out of the corner in front of Xia Yulong and Lan Xin.

The leader rode a large green horse, carrying a plate axe, with a big beard on his face, and sat majestically on the horse, they were neatly dressed and had a serious face.

Da Tianer rushed forward, put on an offensive posture, stared at the team of people in front of him with murderous eyes, and let out a low roar of "ho ho".

Xia Yulong shouted in a low voice: "Second brother, don't be impatient, don't mess around." ”

Seeing Xia Yulong and Lan Xin's handsome faces, the bearded man's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but shout in a low voice: "Wow, Jin Cheng Wu, Chen Derong." ”

The bearded man's eyes widened, and his eyeballs were about to fall out.

Bearded, the name of the book is Hu Tianshan, the general of Liang Guo, he is nervous all day long, thinking that he has traveled to Liang from the distant future, in the depths of his memory, he is a very famous star, whether it is Andry Lau, Liang Chaowei, Zhou Dafa, Zhou Xingchi, Wu Mengda or Xu Jinjiang, thinking too much and even making himself confused.

The bearded man is tall and muscular, and slightly obese, and he often looks in the mirror to show the stars in the depths of his memory.

Is it Andy Lau? But the body is too fat, is it Chow Tai Fa? But there is too much beard on his face, is it Zheng Zeshi? But the figure is too tall.

"Cut, I'm not a fat cat!"

In the end, the bearded man fixed his tall and handsome image on Wu Mengda and Xu Jinjiang, he thought that he was a combined photo of the two, but he soon overturned his assertion.

"Who the hell am I?"

In dreams and reality, the bearded man is struggling to find his place in life.

In the depths of the bearded memory, he often mingles in major entertainment venues, spends all day drinking, driving luxury cars, living in luxury suites, either flying here to sign a contract or cutting ribbons there, there are a lot of people with bags around him, and there are a lot of celebrity friends, beautiful eyebrows hugging left and right, countless, and he is also a master of adapting lyrics, but it is limited to the most classic sentences in the lyrics.

The bearded man thinks that he is also a first-class master in making eyebrows, although there is no upper limit, but there is still a bottom line.

Reincarnated in Liang Kingdom, the huge contrast between reality and dreams made him very lost for a while.

The fortune teller told him that if he comes, he will be safe, and that the good days are ahead, as long as he follows the right boss or agent, he will have half of the country, and there is a hot cutie waiting for him to submit.

He was convinced of this, he was struggling to pursue his future dream, but he was clearly a little anxious after his first year, where was his boss?

A small minion next to him reminded: "General, you have changed your name to Takeshi Kaneshiro again, don't you think of yourself as Andy?" ”

"Phew......"

The bearded man spat on the little minion, "Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, this person has the appearance of Takeshi Kaneshiro, he is so handsome that he is scum, he must be here to be handsome with me, don't let him seize my market, the cuties around him are too much like Girl Joan, hehe, I like it, arrest her back for me to interrogate and interrogate, first probe the man's confidence, if not, drive him away!" ”

The little minion was about to shout forward......

The bearded man pointed at Xia Yulong with a big axe and scolded first: "His grandmother's, where did the little thief come from, you still haven't left, do you want to wait here for death?" His eyes widened, staring at Xia Yulong, as if he had a deep hatred with Xia Yulong.

Seeing that this team of more than 30 people were dressed as officers and soldiers of the Central Plains, Xia Yulong felt very cordial, he didn't care about the bearded attitude, he asked politely: "Official, I came to the town to join my relatives, I don't know what happened to Longgu Town, why did it become like this?" ”

The bearded man snorted twice and said, "The good Central Plains won't let me stay, but I just ran to this small town to seek death?" Don't look at what time it is, get out of me, I don't want to talk to you more. ”

Xia Yulong smiled again: "Official, let's go over this way, can we make a way for us, we just leave quickly, and we won't disturb." ”

"Wow, what's the joke?"

The bearded man jumped off his horse, and he led two of his followers to Xia Yulong.

Seeing that Xia Yulong's facial features were very three-dimensional, the bearded man was angry, and said angrily: "In Longgu Town, no one dares to say no to my Andy, how old are you a yellow-haired boy?" Lao Tzu is fighting here for life and death, not for you, you dare to disobey my orders, you say another word to try from here, Lao Tzu will not cut you. ”

The bearded man shook it in front of Xia Yulong's eyes with a big plate axe, and then he carried it on his shoulder, putting on an unstoppable look, saying that he glanced at the blue core, but his heart was beating non-stop, and he learned in his heart Brother Tao roared: "Shuang'er, don't you go......"

The bearded man's rhapsody illness began to occur again, and at this moment he positioned himself as Growl.

An attendant Ying He said: "If you go any further, you will be out of the customs, hehe, do you want to die in a foreign land, or do you want to go to the enemy?" ”

Xia Yulong was secretly anxious in his heart, he didn't know what to do, he knew that these soldiers were here to guard the border pass, but in his impression, there had never been officers and soldiers in Longgu Town, could it be that the Central Plains had really encountered a foreign invasion.

At this time, the bearded man squinted his eyes and threw a peach blossom eye at Lan Xin, he circled around Xia Yulong and Lan Xin twice, then stood behind Lan Xin, sniffed Lan Xin's black hair, a trace of an unpredictable sly smile flashed at the corner of his mouth, and said, "Miss Chen...... Oh no, no, no, what kind of rouge gouache did the little girl smear, so green! ”

"Miss Chen, did you recognize the wrong person?"

Seeing the bearded curvy eyebrows high and low, Lan Xin was a little disgusted, and hearing him scream and laugh like this, she was even more disgusted, and she thought in her heart: "This group of thieves and officials is not a good thing, they are too many to fight with them, it is better to avoid them with my brother first." ”

"Oh...... No, no, no, I recognized the wrong person, Miss Chen had already caught a plane and went to shoot the plum blossoms with Brother Tao, they had already filmed the third water and clouds, do you want to watch it together under my account? Their stories are so touching! ”

"Hmph, what a mess, you're a psychopath!"

"Oh! Yes yes yes yes you are right, I am from the distant future, I have been recuperating in a neurological hospital for a while, is it a little abnormal, alas, to say the point, your rouge gouache? ”

Lan Xin smiled and said: "The rouge I wiped can be seen everywhere in the market, there is nothing unusual, Uncle Guan Ye didn't want to buy it for Mrs. Guan, Uncle Guan is really distressed about Mrs. Guan, hehe, since it is inconvenient to walk ahead, we will go back to the house and leave." ”

Lan Xin arched his hand to say goodbye to the bearded man and the others, and when he took Xia Yulong's hand and turned around to leave, an attendant suddenly shouted: "General, you see that this girl is dressed strangely, not like a person from the Central Plains!" ”

"What? It must be a spy, no wonder you are glaring at me! Catch this little lover for me! The bearded man shouted.

The two attendants had already run forward and stopped in front of Lan Xin and Xia Yulong, they stabbed out their halberds and set up a fighting posture, only to hear the sound of Suosuo's footsteps, and dozens of other people also surrounded him.

The bearded man came to Lan Xin and said with a smile: "Little girl, where are you from, not like us from the Central Plains?" Hey. ”

"Uh......"

The bearded man gave a big hiccup, and a foul rotten egg smell erupted from his mouth, "Alas, I'm sorry, I lost to these little minions last night, and I was punished for eating fifty eggs, and the sewer was blocked, so I could only go up." ”

Lan Xin held her breath, hating the boring beard to the core, and she decided to give him some color.

Xia Yulong did not shy away from it, and arched his hand and said: "Official, this girl's name is Lan Xin, and she is my fiancΓ©e......"

"Is there a cave room?" The bearded man interrupted Xia Yulong's words.

"It's your business!" Lan Xin's face turned crimson, "Don't meddle with rats!" ”

"Well, what, I'm a dog, so what are you? Tell me quickly, what are you doing here, or I'll arrest you in the camp to train and train! ”

"We came to the town to join Yao Banxian, the head of the Qiankun faction."

Xia Yulong was not angry, he was still polite, he thought it was important to get out as soon as possible, but his idea was still wrong in the end.

"What, Yao ...... Handsome...... Half-immortal, who are you Yao half-immortal? The bearded man softened his tone, looked at Xia Yulong and asked.

Xia Yulong replied: "He is my grandfather, I came to the town to find him, can it be convenient?" ”

The bearded man looked Xia Yulong up and down, and saw that Xia Yulong's ragged outfit was extremely incompatible with his fair face, he laughed and asked coldly, "Is it?" How did I hear that Yao Banxian only has one granddaughter, and I won't tell you, she really looks like a certain actress in Hong Kong, Guan ...... Don't say it, you don't understand it, in short, she's the style I like, I'm worried that your kid will be bad for her! ”

"Humph!"

The bearded man looked Xia Yulong up and down again, "How come I have never heard that Yao Banxian has a grandson, where did you come from, I admit that you are more handsome than me and have affectionate eyes than me, but don't tease me Hua ...... Oh no, this officer! ”

Xia Yulong smiled: "Don't dare, don't dare, how dare I tease the official, what I said is true." ”

The bearded man didn't care whether what Xia Yulong said was true or not, it meant nothing to him, he only cared about the handsome girl beside Xia Yulong.

The bearded man looked at Lan Xin and said with a wicked smile: "Little girl, are you also here to find your grandfather?" We are very suspicious of your identity, why don't you go back to the barracks with the official, the barracks will treat you with delicious food and drink, and I will tell you the touching story of the plum blossom three lanes, and make sure you cry a lot, okay? ”

A few little minions shrieked in response: "Yes, yes, go to the barracks and serve us, our general is very good at telling stories." ”

Xia Yulong was furious, looked at the beard and shouted: "You dare to touch a single hair of my core!" He subconsciously reached out and tightened the shovel at his waist.

Suddenly, he heard a few howls from Da Tianer, Xia Yulong followed the voice, and saw a few little minions carrying halberds and trembling towards Da Tianer.

Looking at the tip of the bright halberd, Da Tianer wanted to advance and retreat, and circled with those little minions.

A few more little minions stabbed from behind Da Tianer with war halberds, and scolded in their mouths: "You brute, roast you raw tonight." ”

Seeing this, Xia Yulong hurriedly shouted: "Second brother, run, go find Grandpa Yao and ......"

Before the words fell, Da Tian Er flew out of the crowd and ran towards Yao Banxian's residence, and disappeared as soon as he slipped through the smoke.

The bearded man shouted: "Don't do it yet!" Let one more go, and I'll be court-lawed, oh, my mother......"

The bearded man fell to the ground in response, and wailed as he rolled: "His grandmother's fierceness, this shrew kicked my second brother, quickly catch her." ”

Dozens of small minions rushed up, some went to grab the blue core, and some stabbed at Xia Yulong with their halberds.

I only heard the sound of "dangdang" endlessly, Xia Yulong held the shovel tightly and had already exchanged hands with the dozen or so little minions, and the sparks where the shovel and the halberd rose and landed burst.

More than a dozen minions surrounded him with halberds.

Although Xia Yulong's internal strength was exhausted, with the moves he learned in Lingshan, it was not difficult to deal with these little minions who did not have any foundation of internal strength, he didn't want to be enemies with the Central Plains soldiers, he just wanted to get out as soon as possible.

Xia Yulong retreated while fighting, and in less than half a moment, he had already come to the edge of a broken wall.

Blue Core was the opposite, taking advantage of the beard to speak, she kicked under the beard's crotch, she turned around and was about to run, but her body flew up lightly, and on the tip of the halberd she walked freely like a dragonfly.

In mid-air, Blue Core kicked down a few little minions, she was surprised and delighted, she had never cultivated internal strength, but her body was full of endless power, could it be that the five ghosts were secretly helping each other?

Seeing Xia Yulong being pressed step by step, Lan Xin didn't have time to think too much, she shot a dark sun pure fire at Dahu's bullet, and rushed straight towards Xia Yulong.

The bearded man's thick face was ignited by the pure fire of the dark sun, and he was frightened, and cried out in pain: "It's broken, it's broken, I'm afraid I'm going to go to the khanate for plastic surgery......" He scratched the burning beard vigorously with his hands, and a smell of burning permeated the surroundings.

More than a dozen little minions also panicked, and rushed over to help the bearded man put out the fire, some took off his hands to tear it, some took off his clothes to shoot, and it became a mess, the more anxious they were, the more the fire on the bearded man's face burned, and suddenly the flames spread to his head, and the bearded's entire face was drowned in flames.