[Don't pretend to be the brother upstairs! The abacus beads are all in my face! You're hungry for my wife's body! 】

……

In the RV, seeing that the emperor he served was so wild that the boar couldn't eat fine chaff, Chong Jingchen had to say bitterly: "I think Miss may have misunderstood, it's not that you suddenly become incomprehensible to Chinese, but in order to show your noble status, we deliberately changed the names of these foods to high-end atmosphere, and when you hear it, it is not a mundane thing that ordinary people can afford." ”

"And what were their original names?" Feng Yasong turned her head to him, and suddenly became interested.

Chong Jingchen: "Meat buns, tofu brains, fritters, pancakes and fruits......"

“……”

Feng Yasong suddenly understood why he was sent by the director to be this group performer.

Because except for him, no one in the entire program team can say the names of these outrageous dishes fluently, and at the same time, they can still hold back and not laugh!

After a moment of silence, she gave a thumbs up and praised sincerely: "I suddenly feel that you are a bit too condescending to make music." ”

Chong Jingchen: "? ”

Feng Yasong: "You should engage in marketing, for example, migrant workers returning to their hometowns with the same striped woven bag to change the Logo, and it will directly become a high-end customization that has swept the international show." ”

"As soon as the black garbage bag was put into the hands of the models on the runway, it directly became a luxury item worth more than 10,000 yuan."

"The little gangsters with empty heads, mediocre qualifications, and poor character choose a few pleasing people to set up a package, and become big stars sought after by countless people in minutes."

Chong Jingchen: "......"

Coincidentally, aren't these the things that his immoral brother is doing?

But as long as he can have half of Chong Minghe's lack of morality, it is impossible for the position of the helmsman of Chonghua Entertainment to fall into the hands of Chong Minghe.

The audience and grandfathers in the barrage were about to laugh and vomit at this paragraph!

[Hahahahahahahaha Elegant, so elegant! 】

[If that is the case, wouldn't my favorite tomato scrambled eggs also be renamed: persimmon braised butter eggs?] 】

[Don't mention it, last time I went to the restaurant for dinner, I ordered the jade girl to strip, and I was given a plate of peeled cucumbers! ] [covers face] [covers face] [Covering face]]

[I didn't give you a plate of vinegar, a drop of sesame oil in it, and it was already very kind to name it Monkey Fishing Moon!] [bursts into tears] [bursts into tears] [burst into tears]]

[Hahahahahaha 】

[Hahahahahahaha 】

[Hahahahahaha As long as the name is tall enough, even if you drink the northwest wind with your mouth open every day, it is an elegant dining habit of upper-class people~ [shy] [shy] [shy] [shy]]

[That's not it, the richest man like me, who holds the lifeblood of the global economy, even the northwest wind has to be airlifted back from abroad overnight! ] If it's too easy to get it, it will be difficult to show my rich financial resources! [Dog's Head] [Dog's Head] [Dog's Head]]

[Wouldn't it?] No way? No way? It's 2023, and there won't be anyone drinking the northwest wind that comes by air, right? I thought that everyone was like me, and I went to the scene on a private jet to drink the wind wherever I wanted, and I was full of fresh drinks at one time~

Although I don't have enough money now, I only have an income of 100 billion yuan a day~ But I will definitely work hard to earn it, so that when I want to drink the northwest wind, I can go to the snow mountains to drink, to the grassland to drink, to the sea of flowers to drink, to the forest to drink~]

[Attention babies who love to drink the northwest wind! ] Today, the neck owner spent a lot of money to evaluate ten different flavors of Northwest Wind for you, just to help you find the most suitable one for the physique of Huaguo baby!

The one I'm holding in my hand is the one I just collected this morning from the lavender garden in Provence and shipped in as soon as possible! It is not as cool as the wind of the snow-capped mountains, it is warm and warm at the entrance, and there is a fragrance of lavender that seems to be absent~

If you are the kind of baby who likes to drink the northwest wind with the taste of the sea of flowers, and the stomach is weak and it is easy to have diarrhea when drinking cold wind, then please do not hesitate to buy it and buy it evenly!!!!! Sudden Illness .jpg】

[Hahahahaha What good is it for you guys to laugh at me? 】

[It's dawning, it's dawning!] Don't even dream about it! Get up and move bricks for me! I can't move enough for a hundred yuan, and all of you will give me a concrete-smelling northwest wind at noon today! (╬◣д◢)】

……

At this moment when the audience's grandfathers were gagging, Feng Yasong had already ordered the food.

A cup of refined wheat bread wrapped in thick juice ribeye steak, a cup of freshly ground evaporated milk soup.

That is, meat buns with soy milk.

The little housekeeper Jingchen replied with a 'yes', turned around and prepared the meal in the open kitchenette next to the dining table.

The meat buns bought casually on the roadside are untied from the plastic bag and placed on the plate, and then decorated with common items such as parsley, poplar orchid, and small tomatoes.

The steaming bag of freshly ground soybean milk poked a hole, poured tons and tons into the goblet, then put a straw, and inserted a piece of lemon on the edge of the cup, which became a high-end atmosphere and high-grade original juice freshly ground evaporated milk soup.

The smooth operation made Feng Yasong perfunctory and stupid on the spot.

stared at his 'busy' figure for a long time before he held back a sentence: "Promise me, next time there is an opaque curtain between the dining room and the kitchen, okay?" ”

"As long as I can't see the production process, I can lie to myself when I eat it: this is not a meat bun and soy milk bought casually at a roadside stall, but a royal refined wheat flour cake wrapped in thick sauce and freshly ground evaporated milk soup just flown in from abroad this morning! Ordinary people don't deserve to eat, only I, the lucky person with the imperial treatment experience card, can have the honor to taste it! ”

Chong Jingchen put the delicately arranged meat buns and soy milk on the table in front of her, and while swinging the knife and fork for her, he held back a smile and said, "Okay Miss, do you need some music to help the fun?" ”

"Good guys, and the music?"

After experiencing the baptism of refined wheat flour cake wrapped in thick juice and freshly ground evaporated milk soup, Feng Yasong felt that even if Chong Jingchen sang and danced at her with a shining light sign like the waiters who celebrated the birthday of customers in the sea, she could accept it without changing her face.

(End of chapter)