Two hundred and eleven, stinky farts don't make a sound, and loud farts don't stink
Zhang Xian turned around, patted the bearded thick shoulder, and asked, "Fatty, are you still afraid of the cold with your fleshy body?" ”
The bearded man smiled and said, "It's a little cold, but what I'm most worried about is that there are pythons in the deep hole, and this bright light can repel snakes......"
He "sighed" and shouted forward: "I said Brother Dragon, snakes will hold grudges, I just saw you catch snakes with your bare hands, but I envy my dead brother, although I have been most afraid of snakes since I was a child, but now there are dragon brothers for me to be brave, if there is a python attack, let me drink his blood to warm my body, fill this deflated belly." ”
Zhang Xian said disdainfully: "It's really nice to say, you don't need to see the python, I'm afraid that you will be scared when you hear its voice." ”
Thinking of the scene where Fang had just caught the snake with his bare hands, Xia Yulong said with palpitations: "Seeing that the white python is about to bite me, if you shoot slower again, you have to swallow it in his stomach, and it really scares me out of a cold sweat." ”
The bearded man shook his cold body, shrunk his thick neck, hugged his shoulders and said in a trembling voice: "I said good brother, don't mention the cold word again, today this cold word has a grudge against me, I would rather become a fragrant roast duck than become this cold frozen dog." ”
Lan Xin pursed his lips and smiled, and said: "Brother Hu, when we get rid of that mage, we will build a lot of fire for you to bake, and now that mage is chasing after him, you can't use the dark fire anymore." ”
The bearded man gritted his teeth and said, "I know this, next time we have to think of a way to fix that tuberculosis ghost, but don't let him pester us again." ”
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The four of them walked and chatted, and when they walked in the deep hole where they couldn't see their fingers, the front suddenly became bright and dark, as if they were about to enter another world, and as if they were about to get out of this deep hole.
The bearded man said happily: "It's coming to an end so soon, I haven't been cold enough." ”
Zhang Xian snorted and said, "Virtue, the dead fat man is duplicitous, you can continue to stay in this hole!" ”
Xia Yulong sensed something unusual, he used his Heavenly Eye, only to see that there was chaos and weirdness in front of him, as if there was a magical power that blinded his Heavenly Eye, he said vigilantly: "The situation ahead is unknown, we have to be careful." ”
The bearded man looked suspicious, nodded his head, and said, "I'm aware of it too." ”
After half a burnt of incense, he walked out of the stone cave, and the front suddenly opened up......
As far as the eye can see, the sky above the head is pitch black like the sky, and the sky is extremely empty, and in the distance, I can see eight blue points of light shining slightly in the green mist, like the light of the magic bell.
The bearded man exclaimed, "Why is it so dark this day, and the tuberculosis ghost has come to me so soon to ask for an autograph?" ”
Listening to the bearded man's words, Lan Xin's heart was also tight, but the light spots were arranged in a regular manner, and there were as many as eight of them, and it would definitely not be the light emitted by the six magic bells.
Zhang Xian slowly drew his sword, ready for battle.
Xia Yulong looked at it carefully for a moment and said, "I'm afraid that we have arrived in another space, which is extremely empty, Xin'er, take care of it with yang fire." ”
Blue Core sent a ball of fireball to levitate above their heads, only to see a huge stone wall standing tall behind them, arcing out in all directions, merging into the endless darkness.
To Xia Yulong's amazement, the stone walls were all made of regular boulders the size of houses, with delicate lines between the stone cracks, and each boulder was as white as washing, as if it had just been built.
These boulders were all laid under their feet, and the distance between them was as small as a hair's hair, and the workmanship was even more delicate.
The bearded man stroked the boulders one by one, and exclaimed: "Oh, what kind of project is it, I don't know how these countless boulders were transported to the mountain, compared to this, the Great Wall of Qin is compared to this, but it's a big thing, let me try how big this giant hole is......" As he spoke, he was about to shout into the deep cave with his throat pulled.
Xia Yulong stopped: "Brother Hu, no, we don't know what's going on inside, we trespass here, don't disturb the peace here." ”
Zhang Xianying said: "That's it, the dead fat man is shocked, and he will attract monsters later, and you can deal with it yourself!" ”
The bearded man nodded and smiled, "Of course, of course, I almost got into trouble." ”
Xia Yulong clenched the shovel, looked at the three of them, and said, "Since we are here, we have to go forward and check it out, don't be reckless later, everything will listen to me." ”
Lan Xin and Zhang Xian looked at each other and nodded, and responded in unison: "We listen to my brother." ”
The bearded man also said: "If I hadn't lost the big axe, I would have rushed to the front a long time ago, and I am responsible for taking the lead in every battle." "He was emotional, as if he was going to charge.
Zhang Xian glanced at him and said, "What is there to brag about, alas, to put it bluntly, it is to be cannon fodder." ”
Xia Yulong patted the bearded shoulder and said with a smile: "Brother Hu, we will act when the opportunity arises later, I hope none of us will have an accident." ”
The four of them put together in place......
Xia Yulong decided to follow the old rules, let him take the lead, observe the situation in front, Lan Xin and Zhang Xian followed closely behind him, the bearded man was in charge of the palace, if he encountered a monster attack, he would deal with it in front, and the bearded man would protect the two girls and retreat outside the cave.
The bearded man nodded in response: "Well, I silently support you behind my back, behind every successful man there is a great fat big brother!" ”
Before leaving, I don't know if the bearded man did it unintentionally or intentionally, with a "porphyry", he let out a fart, although the fart sound was not loud, but it was particularly harsh in this dead and silent giant hole.
Zhang Xian covered his mouth and scolded: "You rough dead fat man, you ...... at a critical time In the future, you must not only control your mouth, but also your fart, otherwise I will kill you with a sword. ”
The bearded man blushed and argued: "Aren't I happy, it can't help but come out, alas, the stinky fart doesn't make a sound, the fart doesn't stink, the serial fart stinks and makes a sound, but fortunately I didn't collapse the serial fart......"
As he spoke, he slapped his ass a few times and scolded in a low voice: "Damn ass, you unsuccessful guy, you can't hum a little song next time without my permission!" ”
He wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, and said in his heart: "Alas, it's good that I didn't have diarrhea, otherwise it would be too big!" ”
Zhang Xian reprimanded: "In this cave that does not see the light of day, we will die at any time, what is there to be happy about!" ”
The bearded man smiled and replied: "On weekdays, I only care about marching and fighting, and I have seen a lot of scenes of swords and swords, I thought that life would be so dull, how do I know that after being with you, there will be thrills along the way, do you say that it will not make me happy and exciting?" ”
With a "swish", Zhang Xian's sword was unsheathed, the tip of the sword pointed directly at the bearded man's chest, and said angrily: "No matter how hard my mouth is, I will kill you with a sword, how can I be with you, a bad star." ”
The atmosphere instantly became embarrassed and tense, and the beard twitched the scarred right side of his face, and he didn't know how to speak.
Blue Core blushed and turned his disgruntled gaze on the bearded man.
Xia Yulong turned around, snatched the sword from Zhang Xian's hand, and said, "Xian'er, Brother Hu is having nothing to do, you just let him go as a fart." ”
"Puff......" Zhang Xian laughed, stomped his feet, and said angrily: "Oh, brother, why do you have to ask him to follow us, he is so self-respecting, sooner or later it will ruin our big things." ”
Xia Yulong handed the long sword to Zhang Xian's hand and said, "Let's not talk about these ...... first," he looked at the bearded man and admonished, "Brother Hu, my sister can't get sand in her eyes, she is a famous little pepper, be careful." ”
Lan Xin fanned his nose with his right hand, walked past the bearded man, and said, "Alas, it really stinks, I said Brother Hu, can you take it easy in the future?" ”
The bearded man was obviously outraged, and he knew that he was really rude and out of shape, just as the so-called horse mad horse caused trouble, and he was very happy and sad, so he hung his head and followed without saying a word.
Xia Yulong and the four of them followed each other one after the other, walking cautiously towards the eight bright spots.
The bearded man has been marching and fighting for many years, and he has seen all kinds of battles, but it is the first time he has experienced the strangeness and horror in this deep cave, and after a burst of freshness, the suffocating silence in the giant cave really made him panic, and he couldn't help but tense a nerve again, and every few steps he took looked behind him a few times, like a thief.
After doing half the incense, the four of them got closer and closer to the eight bright spots.