Two hundred and forty-six, tongue war group women
In less than an hour, Xia Yulong and the three of them climbed over two mountains in a row, the more they went to the southeast, the warmer the temperature became, and the forests in the mountains became more and more lush.
What could be missing......
I'm afraid that the beard is nagging around, right? Or is it the figure of Da Tianer who is running up and down? Or is it?
In short, the thoughts in the hearts of the three of them are nothing more than these.
Zhang Xian didn't mention the bearded thing, and Xia Yulong and Lan Xin didn't talk about it, after all, Zhang Xian regarded it as "a thorn in the flesh, a thorn in the eye, and even a stone in the pit, which not only stinks, but also ...... hard"
In fact, the bearded man is a little cheaper, but other people's hearts and eyes are not bad, because he pours out the bad water in his stomach, so he has no scheming, and his personality is also bold, and he is more or less a bit righteous.
This is also where Xia Yulong doesn't dislike him, and even the stupid Xia Yulong regards it as an advantage and an advantage that he can't learn.
And what the bearded man envies most about Xia Yulong is his delicate face and well-proportioned figure, as well as his naked style of doing things, oh...... No, "meticulous" is more appropriate, and the difference between one word is 108,000 miles.
The bearded man also often thinks about this question, "Could it be that I and Brother Long are like-minded, alas...... It's a mistake again, it should be a hero, he is a real hero, I am a ruffian hero, in short, they are all heroes between heaven and earth! ”
In some aspects, the bearded man's nerves are always too sensitive, and he is shocked, but in fact, Xia Yulong didn't think about this aspect at all, Xia Yulong thought about it much longer than the beard!
Speaking of the bearded "cheap mouth", I have to repeat a few more words here, my Hu someone's mouth is not a pig's mouth, and he arches his mouth when he sees everything, which also depends on the person who cooks the food, watches the meat to eat, and then the pit and then, not everyone is suitable for my "mouth prostitute", in Dushan Village, he once said this with his nose held high......
To an old and young woman who showed favor to him, the bearded man sneered and said: "You are not my favorite style, I am still young, brother, I don't want to talk about promiscuous love!" ”
The word "style" stimulated the nerves of the old and young women, and the old and young women replied to him: "Hmph, style!" Do you think you're picking New Year's clothes, with novel styles and patterns? Besides, when will it be your turn to wear this new dress, you are a stray wild boar in this mountain, what do you see, and you want to get the favor of the old lady? Dream on! ”
These inappropriate remarks by the bearded man have caused a lot of public opinion among the young women in Dushan Village......
Some say that he is a whistle mouth, full of spittle, and may not be able to do it in that regard.
Others say that he is the plague god of hell and can infect everything in the world.
Others say that cherish life and stay away from the big mouth that makes thousands of girls vomit blood.
The young woman who was called "style" was very proud, she folded her hands, pouted and said, "I'll give you a better and louder name, Hu Dacang!" ”
The bearded man's face was slightly gloomy, and then he laughed out loud and said happily: "What, hit the cannon, this name is good, and it has a lot of connotation!" ”
The young women attacked the bearded man again and again, and some of them spat on him......
The bearded "tongue war group of women", took out the powerful spirit of scolding the "crooked steel", and responded without a bottom line, at the door of Li Tingchang's house, this battle of words and swords was strong and thick smoke billowed out, comparable to the battle of "Qin State Annihilation of the Six Kingdoms".
Alas...... I don't know if the bearded man took pity on the jade or was outnumbered, but in the end he was defeated.
He hung his head and said dejectedly: "Wow, I obeyed, I obeyed, I didn't expect that in Liang Kingdom, this public opinion is so harmful, your spittle stars are much saltier and fishier than the sea water in Victoria Bay!" ”
The "style" young woman was very proud, she patted the waist of the bearded bucket, and smiled: "Fighting with the old lady, it's still a little tender, you have nothing to do except a full mouth of beard, and you don't pee to take care of yourself!" ”
"Okay, it's up to you, let you open your eyes, smell the smell of German brand beer, and sober up your dirty brains!"
The bearded man lifted his coat high, and he was about to unbutton his pants to make a live broadcast in front of the young women, and he let out a "shh......h
"Oops, this guy is shameless and obscene, and he has no bottom line."
"I don't watch it anyway!"
"I don't look at it either!"
"Who doesn't know that thing!"
"Yikes! How could this man be so bad? ”
The young women covered their faces and ran away screaming, and this storm of public opinion ended hastily in this way.
The bearded man combed the messy hair in front of his forehead, looked at the backs of the young women in the distance, and said with a smile: "Don't look at who I am, the most handsome crayon boy in Liang Kingdom, every part of my body is very precious, is this elephant just for you to see?" I have a bottom line in being a man. ”
However, in front of the girls he likes, especially in front of Zhang Xian, the bearded man always wants to do his best to perform, and he also wants to show his best side, but it often backfires, like a peacock opening the screen, turning around unintentionally, and the most disgusting side is exposed.
Zhang Xian also tried to maintain a good relationship with the bearded man many times, wanting to find more shining points in him, even if he only had one-tenth of the merits of Yulong's brother, he would not hate him so much.
But the bearded man has never been angry, and he regarded Zhang Xian's good wishful thinking as love, which is the trouble caused by love at first sight, since he saw Zhang Xian for the first time, the bearded man fell deeply in love, and he was "like a fish in water" in the love network, which has reached the point of hopelessness.
And Zhang Xian's first impression of the beard is very bad, he has always been disdainful of his various "head-scratching" flattery, and even feels disgust and hatred, she never treats the beard as a normal person, in his eyes, the beard is useless, and he is a complete madman.
Zhang Xian never recognized the marriage contract between the bearded man and her in front of the Qiankun faction, which was imposed on her by the bearded man through official authority, even if the bearded man became the emperor of the Liang State, she would not be blushing, even if the man in the world died, he would not marry the bearded, if he didn't like it, he didn't like it, there was no reason to speak of it.
The bearded man regards this marriage contract as a treasure among treasures, and he uses the man's so-called "one word and nine crowns" on women, which will not work, and he will struggle in this love network......
He quietly followed Xia Yulong and the others, humming a little song in a low voice: "You are like a nephew betraying me, my heart seems to be slaughtered by a bayonet, this is a love on a cliff, my heart is waiting forever, you are a little cutie, I am a scoundrel, you ask me if I am well-behaved today, I think you are so strange today......"
Wow, what a mess you're singing!
This goalless "road to slaying demons" is confusing for Xia Yulong and the three of them, they don't know where to start, the only clue is to trek through mountains and rivers to find the Dongshan Dao people, and uncover the mystery of the Shenlong Demon Slaying Sword, maybe the Dongshan Dao people will point them to the maze, the life and death ahead are uncertain, and the road is also very long.
The trail twists and turns and disappears into the mountains, the sun gradually rises, and the remnants of snow in the mountains melt little by little, converging into countless streams, slowly flowing deeper into the valley.
After two more pillars of incense, Xia Yulong and the three of them had already walked out of a forest at the bottom of the mountain.