A bamboo rat with a pockmarked face leaned down, pinched the bearded chirping mouth, and said with a smile: "You're right, we are little minions, and we are not heroes at all." ”

"Brother Mazi, you are doing well, I was just passing by, and I am not in the same group as that evil beast at all, and it wanted to eat me a few days ago."

Hearing the word "Brother Mazi", the bamboo rat felt very uncomfortable, and it said angrily: "Dead slut, whether you are in a gang or not, anyone who breaks into this place is not a good thing, hehe, wait for us to get out of the pot." ”

Hearing the word "slut", the bearded man also became angry, and it was the first time he heard being scolded like this since he was a child, and he was scolded by a bamboo rat.

This guy is too good at picking words, the word slut is used on women, and it is obviously not suitable for him to be used on his big man, and what is even more annoying is that there is a dead word added in front, which is replaced by "dog day", "beast" or "stupid", "two goods" He can still accept it...

The bearded man gritted his teeth and was about to scold back, but he was slapped by Brother Mazi with a big mouth, and blood flowed down the corners of his mouth......

This slap made his beard almost full of teeth, and he remembered it all his life, not only because of the pain, but also because it was extremely insulting.

At this critical moment of life and death, the bearded man looked particularly tough, and he opened his mouth to scold: "My son dares to beat his father, don't you want to live?" I think I was also the one who commanded an army of 100,000. ”

"Hahahaha......"

The seven or eight bamboo rats laughed in unison, leaning forward and backward with laughter, not paying attention to the bearded words at all.

"Brother Mazi" pulled the bearded hair, lifted his head, and said sharply: "Daddy will teach his son a lesson today, what's the matter, if you are the leader of the 100,000 army, I am the leader of the army." ”

As soon as the words fell, the seven or eight bamboo rats burst out laughing again, laughing heartlessly.

The bearded man had been tied with bamboo and rattan strips, to be exact, he was put into a bamboo cage, or more accurately, into a pig cage, and he became a fish to be slaughtered by rats, and there was nowhere to escape.

"Alas, but I have never been so embarrassed that I was planted in the hands of this group of rats."

The bearded man sighed in his heart, and he thought of what was going to happen next, which was nothing more than being skinned, then stewed in a pot, and then turned into a lump of shit under the butts of the bamboo rats, and finally turned into fertilizer to nourish the land, and that's all, it would be too fucking to die like this......

Thinking of this, the bearded man laughed and said, "If you kill me, Brother Plate Axe, I don't know what your Brother Plate Axe will think, won't you leave an infamy in the rivers and lakes!" ”

He wanted to shout for help to Lan Xin outside the bamboo forest, but he took care of his own face, and the last thing he wanted at this moment was that Xin'er's sister was involved because of saving him, so he would be very upset.

"What...... What ......" Brother Mazi looked at the bearded man with a puzzled expression, "You...... You're the brother we invited from Brother Axe...... Brothers? ”

The bearded man's eyes lit up, and he seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, wow, it's been a long time since I've used my tricks to fool people, isn't it easy to deal with this group of stupid and stupid two hundred rats?

"Alas!" He sighed lightly, frowned, and nodded solemnly back, "Is that still fake?" Your team leader, Brother Ban Axe, and I have been brothers for many years, we have visited the kiln together, stolen watermelons, dug birds' nests, climbed snowy mountains, chased girls, and mixed mouths, today I made a special trip to visit it, and I was relieved to see that you are all very good. ”

When he said this, he was snickering in his heart, as if he and the board axe brother were really like wearing a pair of underwear, and they couldn't fight each other, let alone know each other.

"What, you're small?" Brother Mazi came to his senses and hurriedly asked, he wanted to hear the story between the two brothers.

"Hair small, oh, yes, hair small!"

The bearded man would never have thought of using such a standard word to describe it, and he praised in his heart: "His mother's is called professional!" ”

Brother Mazi looked the bearded man up and down for a moment, pouted and said, "I don't think so, Brother Ban Axe said that his friend is very thin and doesn't look so old, you have a big neck and a thick neck, I look like a ...... adulterer."

"It's a man!" The bearded man interrupted Brother Mazi's words, "What kind of adulterer, do you talk like this?" The words should be accurate, as the saying goes, the head is big and the neck is thick, either the big money is the man, I used to be in charge of the kitchen, holding a plate axe to cut pig's feet, people give the nickname Brother Plate Axe, your Brother Plate Axe likes to eat the dishes I make the most. ”

The beard is crooked, Brother Bamboo Rat Plate Axe really likes to eat stewed pig's feet, looking at Brother Mazi nodding slightly, the bearded man has a bottom in his heart......

He said in ecstasy in his heart: "Wow, I'm so fucking talented, I've never found myself so able to fool around!" ”

Brother Ma Zi became puzzled again, he suddenly became angry, and asked: "Hmph, who are you, why is there a flame burning on your body, tell the truth, otherwise I will stab you to death!" ”

As he spoke, he lifted the spear in his hand and stabbed it into the bearded abdomen, how dare he really attack, and the tip of the spear touched the bearded man's round belly and stopped.

This move caught the bearded man a little off guard, he was shocked into a cold sweat, babbling and shouting: "You don't know, I used to be a very thin and handsome guy, in the circle of friends, they all called me Brother Bamboo Pole, and after separating from Brother Plate Axe, I became a cook, because I missed it too much, I overeaten, and a lump of meat on my body was cultivated in this way, and now they all call me old fat, if you like my meat, you can take it." ”

Brother Mazi sighed lightly and said, "I didn't expect you to be a loving and righteous person!" ”

The bearded man said in ecstasy in his heart: "Wow, this is okay, this guy looks like a two-hundred-four, ten levels worse than two-hundred-five." ”

Brother Mazi glared again and asked, "What's the fire on your body, could it be that you are practicing a unique stunt?" ”

The bearded man was stunned for a moment, not knowing how to answer, but then this sentence woke him up again......

He sighed: "That's not it, I'm practicing the magic skill of losing weight, a powerful flame is bursting out from my body, it is burning the fat on my body, I have lost a lot of weight, and I will soon become a bone man......"

When he said this, he was snickering in his heart, but it was invisibly shown on his face, and he was seen by another curly-haired bamboo rat next to him.

The curly-haired bamboo rat "cut", interrupted the bearded man's words, and said: "It's nonsense, why do I sound so fake?" He looked at the sky, then at Brother Mazi, and said hurriedly, "Brother Ma, it's getting dark, there is a curfew at night, let's take someone back quickly." ”

Hearing the word "curfew", the bearded man saw the hope of getting out, and there was a burst of ecstasy in his heart, but he showed anger on his face, and deliberately shouted: "Curfew!" Curfew, the word curfew has never been easy for me to use, do you have to be like a turtle with a shrunken head and dare not show your head, you are a group of cowards, I don't believe in this evil. ”

This agitation method played a role, Brother Ma Zi thought it was reasonable, he nodded and said: "Yes, why do we have to listen to the curfew legion, it seems that we are very incompetent, their leader is also a fat guy who can't do anything, eats nothing, and has nothing left, like this waste Our jungle legion has long wanted to repair it." ”

When Brother Mazi said this, he always stared at the round belly of the bearded man, which made the beard so embarrassed.

The bearded man's face turned red from the roots of his ears to his nose at once, but his skin was darker, and no one cared about him at all.

While angry, the bearded man laughed and said, "Yes, Brother Mazi is right." ”

"Oh!" The anger in Brother Mazi's heart has not yet disappeared, "If he is not someone's ...... Alas, let's not talk about this, they are all related households, just like someone is my brother-in-law, they are all fucking family. ”