Guanghan Palace is on the moon, this is a well-known thing, Bajie soared away, and saw the moon from a distance.

Is this the illusion of drinking too much?

The person who drank too much did not feel that he had drunk too much, and he stood on the moon, and the ground shook a little. Moon: Is this an earthquake? Why is the shaking so rhythmic. So much so that looking at the moon from a distance is a ghost.

Bajie shook to the rhythm of the moon, just like walking to the top of a rocking bridge and unconsciously following it. Came to the gate of Guanghan Palace, but saw that the laurel tree at the gate of the palace fell Fang, the plum branches were strange, a white marble gate stood in front of him, and the lintel was written with three words - Jiaofang Palace.

it? Bajie thought that he had seen something wrong, shook his head and rubbed his face, and looked carefully, he was not wrong, it was not Guanghan Palace, it was really Jiaofang Palace.

Old pig, I don't read much, when did Guanghan Palace become a big hook column, don't be a few Bodhisattvas to entertain me. Zhu Bajie was puzzled, and he didn't dare to enter when he looked at the door.

A moment later, an older fairy came out of the door, she walked coquettishly, shaking her hips three times in one step, she was a successful immortal, otherwise she would have broken her waist.

Seeing this coming closer, Bajie couldn't help but feel embarrassed, and said that wine is a color matchmaker, and Bajie has the effect of a small blue pill when drinking water.

"This donor." Bajie bowed lightly to the fairy, and habitually used the name of Buddhism.

"Yo Yo Yo, I said which immortal is so polite, and he has to recite a Buddha sentence before taking off his pants. It turned out to be Marshal Tianpeng. "The fairy speaks demonically and demonically, with its own bustard BGM.

Zhu Bajie's eyes glowed green, smiling with lewdness, the fairy professional smirk, and his movements were skillful. It is worthy of the Jiaofang Palace, and the picture will come out at once.

"Sister recognizes me?" Bajie simply doesn't pretend, and the big hand is stretched out to get a little cheap, the old monk can touch it, and the pig monk can also touch it.

"Smack."

The fairy slapped off Zhu Bajie's salty pig hand (real image). His expression was twisted, and he giggled violently

"That year, you also drank too much and came to this Guanghan Palace, hugging and hugging others, gnawing and arching, people thought you were rude, so you howled and screamed, attracting the angel patrol to arrest, and then you were beaten by the Jade Emperor with two thousand hammers to reduce the lower realm to be a monster."

When Bajie heard this, his stomach turned over and over, and his heart was mixed. It's really a thing or a person, and the cinnabar mole and the white moonlight in my heart back then are now the old bustard of the Jiaofang Palace. The first love has fallen to this, and Bajie sighed.

"Later, I went to the West with Tang Seng to learn scriptures, and do you know about being a bodhisattva?" Bajie thought that the messenger of the Pure Altar was the one who collected swill, so he didn't say this title, but only said that he was a Bodhisattva.

Bajie wanted to show off in front of his old lover, but he didn't expect Chang'e to sneer and say:

"I was very envious of you running to the west to get the green fruit position, but I heard the general of the curtain say that you chant and meditate 996 every day, lonely and bored, you can only sigh against the opponent, after years and months, there is no meat and fish, many monks are not distinguished, and you can't see things at night and can't distinguish between men and women."

Chang'e complained ruthlessly and accurately, and she was ashamed of herself. Why did the hell join the national army in 49 years, who to reason with?

"Fairy, how did this Guanghan Palace become the Jiaofang Palace?" Zhu Bajie hurriedly diverted the topic and asked the doubts in his heart.

"This matter has to start with you learning from the scriptures and obtaining the Western Heavenly Fruit Position."

"I sound interesting, the fairy is good to talk to me." As Bajie spoke, he took Chang'e's hand in his hand and put it in his hand to figure it out carefully.

Chang'e twitched twice and didn't take it back, so he went, Chang'e's face turned red and her throat surged. This pig's head is accustomed to serving women. When we meet tonight, it's time to continue the frontier.

"After you learn the scriptures, there are more and more immortals who have jumped to the West Heaven, and if you go on like this, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall will be as deserted as the Guanghan Palace. The Jade Emperor was anxious and didn't know what to do.

At this time, Tai Bai Xing gave the Jade Emperor an idea, saying that there are many fairies in the sky, Sifan in the lower realm, enjoying the love of men and women, and there are also immortals in the stars who are secretly reincarnated in the world to open a harem.

Rather than everyone doing this secretly, it is better to let go of this heavenly rule, one is that it is better to be sparse, and the other is that with the love of men and women, the gods will not be fooled by the West as they come.

The Jade Emperor thought for a long time, and went to 33 days to return the matter to Hongjun Ancestor, and after the Jade Emperor came back, he changed the Guanghan Palace to the Jiaofang Palace, and the name used was righteous and awe-inspiring. For the sake of Taoism!

In the past two years, there have been more and more vulgar immortals. ”

Zhu Bajie listened to Chang'e say that for the sake of Taoism, he took Chang'e's hand and got into the Guilin forest.

It's all about Taoism, incense and faith. Zhu Bajie really wanted to slap himself to death when he heard this. The Heavenly Palace has let go of the love between men and women, while only a small number of Buddhas in the West have the right to play double (9) cultivation.

The dispute between Buddhism and Taoism is getting hotter and hotter, and if you organize the West Heaven to learn scriptures, I will open the tick column, all for the sake of the seven emotions and six desires of the gods.

Thinking of the word desire, Bajie has already brought Fairy Chang'e to the depths of the Guilin Forest. Chang'e said that she was rude, so this time she would gently obtain her faith.

"You like me like this, still the way I am."

"I'm tired of looking like before, and you look like a pretty widow in your thirties and forties."

Bajie said goodbye and joined the ranks.

。。。。。。

"Catch Zhu Bajie, catch Zhu Bajie...

Bajie was preaching and receiving karma, and the sound outside the forest was from far and near, and the Guanghan Palace was in a commotion.

"Fairy, I beat up the two apprentices of the Buddha, how about you elope with me in the lower realm, how about being a pair of mandarin ducks with the same fate."

Chang'e was puzzled by the voice coming from outside, and when she heard Bajie complaining, she kicked over the old pig: "The old lady is chic and happy in this sky, the jade-faced fairy, the white-faced general, the taste is difficult to express, why do you want to go to the lower realm with you, a fool." ”

Chang'e, who was still enthusiastic just now and could melt a man into a puddle of mud, instantly changed her face, and her eyes were lower than the temperature of the Guanghan Palace.

Chang'e saw that the stupid thing was in a trance in front of her, afraid that she would hurt people, so she said again: "For the sake of you and me, you run away quickly, and I will help you cover up." ”

Hearing this, Bajie didn't care about people's feelings, he grabbed the monk's robe, shook the big pendulum and ran away.

Zhu Bajie had just run ten steps when he heard a sharp female voice behind him shouting loudly in a metal-like voice: "Zhu Bajie is here, Zhu Bajie is here。。。。。 ”

Zhu Bajie secretly scolded a bitch for being ruthless, and rushed back to the heavenly palace in a panic, and met many low-grade immortal generals along the way, he was naked, and he rose up with a nine-tooth nail rake, and the immortals didn't want to fight to the death, so they just let Zhu Bajie break out of a way.

"Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian, Zhu Bajie's stupid thing has accounted for one." King Tota led the third prince of Nezha and did not stop him, watching Zhu Bajie run into a dead end.

There are chasing soldiers behind Zhu Bajie with no road in front of him, standing by the pool of the dead and recalling the past and this life. Kill back to the Heavenly Palace, he doesn't have the ability of Sun Monkey, maybe Sun Monkey will come over and beat him as a monster.

If he is caught, he must be handed over to the West Heaven and let the Buddha dispose of it. The West is a bunch of cautious guys. The king of the black chicken country immersed Manjushri Bodhisattva in the river for three days, and let the monsters sink people into the well for three years.

Zhu Bajie beat Ananda Ye for a beating, and after going back, he was not allowed to cramp and peel the skin, and he made a meal of killing pigs during the New Year.

Zhu Bajie glanced at the rebirth pool, it's a big deal that the old pig will be a pig demon again, and being a demon in the lower realm is more refreshing than being angry by this bird in the sky.

was about to jump to the life pool, and suddenly saw the king of Tota Li bringing people here, Bajie felt that he should leave some souvenirs for the people who sent off the guests, I am not happy with the old pig, and you don't want to be happy.

"Li Tianwang, I have never heard of being pregnant for three years, you are so green." In Li Tianwang's constipated expression, Zhu Bajie jumped into the pool of death. The pool was chaotic and natural, without a single ripple.

"Send someone to Liudao, catch this guy, and I will let him know what a pig anal fissure is." King Tota said hatefully.

"Dad, do you use the tower?" Nezha saw his father's face with black lines, and thought he was very humorous.