Chapter 4 Zhu Bajie vs. the Avengers (newcomers seek to read and collect)
In front of Bajie, this black widow has a heroic eyebrow, this girl is particular about clothes, she has to stuff herself into the tights of the little two, and her bones are pulled out.
But the most surprising thing for Bajie is these little brothers, who the hell tied them, eight circles horizontally and four vertically, tying a delicate little lady into a tortoise shell.
Zhu Bajie touched his belly, the muscles were one by one, and he felt no fat in his hand. It doesn't feel emotional.
"Ahem... Bajie coughed twice, and the hint was obvious.
"Boss, take a sip of wine and smooth your throat." Arthur ran over and poured a glass of wine and handed it to Bajie.
A bunch of stupid people who don't know what they want to do now? Bajie originally wanted to be reserved, but when he saw that his subordinates were a bunch of stupid people, he simply didn't pretend.
"Stay outside, and I'm going to teach this black widow a good lesson."
The little brothers looked at each other and seemed to understand the meaning of Zhu Bajie, but Arthur seemed to have an idea, he changed the big pineapple to one shoulder and carried it, and then said: "Boss, this black widow is very tight, in case she plays a beauty trick to earn you." ”
That's right, Zhu Bajie thought that all his subordinates were pig brains, but in fact, he was the only pig brain.
"To tell you the truth, I use the beauty trick on the old pig, which is a meat bun to beat the pig, and there is no return.
It's so tight, I want to see how tight she is, earn me?
Hahaha, earn me a few (9) handfuls! Zhu Bajie said that he was high, smiling and touching his belly.
A group of subordinates watched the boss almost go crazy, and each took a weapon and obediently retreated.
Zhu Bajie looked at the black widow who was about to be strangled and bleeding, his eyes narrowed into a crescent moon, he touched his belly with one hand, and grabbed the wine glass with the other hand and poured red wine into his throat.
"The beauty is current, the wine is down, my old pig is free, I really want to write a poem. Little Beauty, do you want to hear it? ”
"You have thirty seconds to do whatever you want, and you won't have a chance in a moment." Black Widow smiled mockingly.
"It will take you thirty seconds to pull the rope with a knife, if you want to let go, tell Grandpa Pig, my old pig will help you untie it." Bajie poured another glass of wine and shook it at Natasha from a distance.
Natasha was startled at the moment, and a sense of foreboding welled up in her heart. She brought a group of agents to escort Pyghogan back to the United States for trial, but she was unexpectedly ambushed.
The ambush was nothing, she pretended to be caught, and mixed up in front of Pig to capture the king first. She's done this no less than ten times, and she's never missed. Those villains are both stupid and arrogant.
Everything was going well, Pig's name was not wrong, he drove his men away, confronted himself alone, and wrote poetry. A look of victory in hand, sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai platform.
Natasha was contemptuous in her heart, and as soon as she took out the knife hidden under the skin, she was shouted by Zhu Bajie, and Natasha couldn't imagine how this man knew.
The monsters on the way to learn the scriptures have their own means, and they are very difficult to deal with, and it is not easy to deal with you ordinary people.
Bajie said that Natasha's behavior felt very cool, no wonder Nabi Mawen kept pretending to be forced, pretending to be cool.
"Do you want to know, how did I see through you?"
"Hmm"
Natasha sped up and pulled the rope while shyly agreeing, so crisp that Bajie almost separated from the wall.
"You're a woman to the core, but I won't tell you." Bajie took another drink. Then he stood up and walked behind Natasha.
"What are you doing with that? The old pig will help you out. Bajie snatched the delicate knife away and found the zipper on Natasha's back.
"My dear, why is your name Pyg as anxious as a monkey. You help me untie it, and I'll teach you how to be a man. "Plan A doesn't work, Natasha can only use Plan B beauty.
"If they don't tie you up like this, I might just let you go." Bajie was about to pick up his clothes because the zipper was struggling, and a shadow approached from the sky, and the next moment it appeared outside the window, and a battle armor with yellow stripes on a red background broke through the window and kicked Bajie.
Although the exercises of the Eight Rings are not completely fused with the physical body, the immortal primordial god has been completely incarnated, and his strength is strong, and his fighting skills are naturally good. The iron foot that was kicked by Iron Man was a punch.
The moment the fists and feet collided, both of them were stunned, and Iron Man spewed out two energy waves with both hands, knocking Bajie back.
, will the mortals of this world also thunder the law?
Bajie blew a breath of fairy gas into his palm, and a nine-toothed nail rake appeared in his hand. "Dare to spoil your Grandpa Pig's good deeds, see if Grandpa Pig doesn't dig out your brain."
The nine-toothed nail rake gathered strength, and chiseled it over according to Iron Man's head, regardless of your gold, silver, copper and iron man, as soon as the rake goes down, you have to report to King Qin Guang.
After Iron Man repelled Bajie, he was anxious to save Natasha, and was unprepared for the rake that Bajie suddenly appeared in his hand.
Iron Man couldn't avoid it, seeing that the nine-tooth nail rake was about to be chiseled, a round shield swirled towards Bajie, Bajie raked back and blocked the shield, and the shield flew back to the hand of the person not far away.
It was a man with a shield in a cup with his hips up, and Bajie looked down at his fierceness, which was not small.
Bajie was about to step forward, the hair on his back erection was upside down, he was about to turn his head, and a huge green fist hit Bajie's head with a punch.
Zhu Bajie was punched into the bathroom by the Hulk, and this green monster had a lot of strength. Zhu Bajie's fierce anger was beaten out, it's bigger than big, my old pig lets you see what is big.
With a thought of the immortal recipe in his mouth, Bajie was ten meters tall when he shook it, not to mention destroying the house, and the underwear he just put on also collapsed.
When the Avengers saw this scene, they were all afraid, but fortunately everyone was nearby, otherwise Black Widow would definitely be more and less lucky when she came out alone.
Everyone has seen Pyghogan's information, just an ordinary arms dealer, but he didn't expect it to be hidden so deeply, and he can become bigger like Ant-Man.
Bajie was furious, and stepped on the Hulk when he raised his foot, and the Hulk was also a fool, not hiding or avoiding, and resisting Zhu Bajie's big feet.
Bajie stepped down with all his might, embedding the Hulk into the ground.
Iron Man keeps firing missiles to interfere with Bajie's vision, Hawkeye shoots an arrow with a rope sticking to Bajie's head, Hawkeye and the American team climb up along the rope, and the two think about going up to attack Bajie's eye.
Iron Man is as annoying as flies, Bajie simply doesn't entangle with them, and with a thought of the immortal trick in the air, he grows fifty meters taller.
The Hulk, who had just crawled out of the ground, wanted to jump on Bajie's head and tear him up. Bajie pressed his middle finger with his thumb, calculated the distance and time, and bounced the Hulk away.
Iron Man flew right behind Bajie, and there happened to be a turbidity in his abdomen, and he didn't wear pants at this time, and he didn't need to take off his pants and fart.
Bajie let go of the sphincter, and the turbidity with a little bit of filth sprayed Iron Man all over his face, and this fishy wind blew Iron Man out of the way.
Then Bajie stretched out his hand and copied it, Hawkeye and the American team fell into his hands, and when he was about to shoot the two of them to death like mosquitoes, a voice came from not far away.
"Oriental Immortal, quickly collect the supernatural powers."
In the distance, a rainbow bridge descended from the sky, and an old man walked out of it. This old man is like an old lion, like a crouching tiger, and the energy in his body is unfathomable. One eye is full of cosmic stars.
Seeing this person, Bajie's chest was surging, sure enough, every world is not ordinary, this old man has the body of a fairy, and his strength is strong, compared to Brother Monkey. I just don't know if he has as many supernatural powers as monkeys.
was horrified, but Bajie never admitted defeat in his mouth. Even if Sun Wukong bullied him, he also had to scold the damn Bi Ma Wen.
This old man, who calls me an Oriental Immortal, does not seem to be hostile. But you can't be careless, they joined forces to earn it. Bajie thought about it secretly, so he made up his mind.
"You old official, you are so unreasonable, they want to take me, do I accept the magic power and let them take it?"
"What the immortals are thinking about is, I will make peace from it, how about the two of you strike the war?" In order to show his sincerity, Odin used the power of rune magic to temporarily control the Hulk who rushed over again.
Bajie pouted and bent over, putting Hawkeye and the American team on the ground. At this time, Iron Man, who was dressed in a foul smell, saw that Odin took Thor to negotiate with Zhu Bajie, so he didn't make a move.
"Thor, you go and explain to your friends that I'll take the immortals back to Asgard." After Odin finished telling Thor, he turned around and said politely to Zhu Bajie.
"The Oriental Immortals are willing to go to Asgard with me, I have something I want to ask the Immortals."
"Old officer, you are insincere, in case I am deceived by you and imprisoned in a deserted place, who will I talk to." Bajie remained as it was and did not move.
"The immortals are too worried, I am also a god lord, the king of the Nine Realms, how can I break my word and get fat." Odin patiently explained.
"Then you make an oath, and I'm so relieved."
"I, Odin, hereby swear that I will never harm the immortals, and if I violate this oath, I will destroy the kingdom of Asgard."
Odin's oath ended, and the eight precepts were reassured. Combined with his own cognition and Pige's understanding of Norse mythology, this old official should be a god like the Jade Emperor.
This oath is made sincerely, just imagine, the Jade Emperor made an oath to break the oath and destroy the heavenly court, and others can rest assured.
This is the surprise of Eastern and Western cultures, Asgard is in Pentama, Odin makes an oath that he does not want money, and he can turn his face and deny people at any time.
If Bajie knew Odin's thoughts, he would definitely give the other party a title.
The old yin god.
"I believe in you." Bajie secretly recited the immortal formula, when he shrunk to a normal state and flew to Odin's side in the clouds, he also wanted to see what the heavenly court of this world looked like.
Odin stretched out his hand to take Bajie to Asgard, and Bajie always felt awkward holding hands with a man. But the other party is just a sturdy old man, and he can accept it.
As soon as Bajie took Odin's hand, his eyes were dazzled, and the two disappeared in place.
"Thor, what is the origin of this monster?" The American team asked with trepidation.
"It should be an immortal in the desolate world."
"Flood?"
"The world inhabited by the gods in Eastern mythology, that world has been disconnected from our universe for thousands of years."