Chapter 9 Zhu Bajie Goes to the Bar (Newcomers Seek to Read and Collect)
The original owner of this body is a master who will enjoy it, and Bajie also wants to feel the tools that mortals can make to fly, but Bajie and Hela are both black households and can't take a plane.
In addition, Bajie is not only a black household, but also wanted by the CIA worldwide. Odin could not revoke his warrant.
can only drive back to Mexico first, have dozens of passports in that Bajie, and then buy an American passport for Hela, and the two go to Greater New York together to join Pigh Hogan's brother Harpy Hogan.
Harpy Hogan is Tony Stark's bodyguard and chauffeur.
has nothing to do with Stark Group, how can he be an agent of Stark Company, Tony Stark's secretary and CEO of Stark Group, Pepper Potz is the big backstage of Pighogan, and people are generally called Peppard Pepper.
After Pyghogan's accident, he could have communicated well with his brother and used Pepper's connections and connections to settle down. But Pige, as a small villain, floated and wanted to fight the CIA hard steel.
Bajie was a little ignorant when he first came, and he really fought with the Avengers. After subduing Hela, Bajie took a good look at the knowledge and intelligence of this world in his mind.
Gods like Odin don't interfere too much in the affairs of Blue Star, and Blue Star itself has a lot of powerful abilities, and it is a bit reluctant to say that they are strong, and the strongest people are beaten a little badly by Bajie.
And this world is more of a bad guy with weird abilities, according to Bajie's understanding, those people are the monsters lurking in the world.
Passing on the scriptures and absorbing beliefs or anything is piggybacking, and Odin didn't give a time limit, and the reason why Bajie wants to go to New York is to play. This world is much more interesting than the Flood Wilderness.
Bajie used his own transformation technique to adjust his appearance a little, just like the twenty-eight or nine-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio.
It's too handsome to be bored, it's almost done.
HE TUI
Isn't this sense of substitution coming, don't look at the eight precepts with a shallow eye, the eight precepts will change thirty-six times. Pig Leonardo DiCaprio Bajie.
Ever since Bajie AI changed his face and held Haila's hand, Hela was beautiful. Hehe, woman.
The formalities are complete, and I can finally take a plane, the speed of the plane is fast, several times the speed of the car, but once something happens, it is a big deal, and this old driver understands.
The two of them took American Airlines flights, and they were good in all aspects, but the flight attendants were too old and ugly, and Bajie had some regrets. Someone recommended him flights to Hainan Airlines and Xiamen Airlines.
The toilet in the first-class cabin is very large, but it's a pity that Hella is unwilling, otherwise Bajie can feel the excitement of "sitting on his brother and traveling 80,000 miles a day".
Speaking of which, Hela is really pitiful, as the virgin god of war, Odin's executioner. Charging forward, conquering countless worlds, killing countless true gods and false gods, he was imprisoned by Odin for thousands of years because of his different ideas.
A thousand years ago, Hela's admirer stole an artifact and quietly rescued Hela, and in return, Hela agreed to marry him. But before the two could hold hands, the man was killed by the Valkyrie sent by Odin.
Poor Hela's husband is dead, and she is still a virgin god of war. Bajie laughed out loud when he listened to it. It doesn't matter if it's everywhere or not, the main thing is that the widow is too tasteful.
Bajie took Hela's hand and walked out of the airport, Harpy beckoned from afar, although the younger brother did something angry and resentful, but after all, it was his own brother.
Sitting in Tony Stark's Rolls-Royce Phantom, driving is the driver of Iron Man. Bajie wanted to drive it himself, but Harpy disagreed, he thought that Bajie would be blocked by the supervision if he was too fast.
"Pyg, I heard from our boss that you are also a superhero and can become as tall as Stark Tower?" Harpy glanced at Bajie's girlfriend from the rearview mirror, and by the way, he found a topic to talk to Bajie.
Bajie looked at this cheap brother and wanted to laugh a little, looking at the brother's woman without concealment, stretching his neck to see what was in the ditch? It is worthy of the collapse of religion in the United States.
"Did your boss say anything else?"
"He said it took a bit of effort to knock you out, and if Odin hadn't come over, he would have knocked you out of the."
"The didn't come out, but the fart collapsed." Bajie pouted. "Besides, I found out that your boss is the same as me."
"Don't say you're quite handsome like this, compared to what our boss has."
"Harpy, I'm not talking about face, I'm talking about shamelessness." Men are all the same, they love to brag and be shameless.
"Harpy, Pig, happy pig, your parents are very happy and innocent in naming you." Hela is not pretending to be cold, because the names of these two rammed goods are too funny.
"My father was an orphan, his original surname was Farke, and he was adopted by the Hogans until he got his last name Hogan." Harpy Hogan gives Helapu the meaning of his family tree and name.
The corners of Hela's mouth kept twitching, fortunately she was adopted, otherwise Bajie's name would be interesting.
"Pyg, do you plan to do anything if you come to New York for a permanent stay?" Harpy asked about business.
"Continue to be a monk."
"Do you believe in the religion of the East?"
"Western monk, it should be a priest." Bajie thought about it carefully and corrected the title.
"Why do you think like that, besides, don't all priests like choir boys?" Harpy said as he glanced hard at Hela.
"When I earn enough money, I want to have a sustenance in my heart." Bajie carefully recalled the little boy's stalk, and he suddenly discovered Huadian. The immortals of the flood wilderness all love to raise Dao Tong, plus Tiantiao was so perverted in the past.
The more Bajie thinks about it, the more dirty it becomes, and the pet of Erlang God is a roaring dog.
Senior Brother Sha is known as the lackey of the Jade Emperor.
It is said that Tang Seng often asks Brother Monkey to become a female goblin to relieve boredom, and the one who has changed the most is the king of the daughter country.
Brother Monkey endured humiliation in order to have a Western Heaven formation.
My old pig can't become a small woman, so he has the position of a swill bodhisattva. The more Bajie thought about it, the farther he went, and he had long since detached from the topic.
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It's too evil, Bajie didn't dare to think about it, and then thought about it, the gods and Buddhas broke the dimensional wall and didn't throw him into ashes.
"Hela, do you have any pets or mounts?" Bajie asked the virgin god executioner. He had a bad premonition.
"Fenrir, he was killed by Odin." Thinking of her mount, Hela felt a little sad, and there seemed to be moisture in her eyes.
Bajie saw it in his eyes, and kept spitting in his heart, you didn't feel so sad when I talked about Odin killing your husband before. Fxxk, Bajie is eating the vinegar of a wolf.
"Let's stop talking about such vulgar topics." Eight Rings proposed. "Happy, what do I need to prepare to spread my faith in New York?"
"I'm a driver, do you think I can understand this? I'll take you for three days, and when you're used to the rhythm of New York, find an agent yourself. Harpy said and flew two you know glances from the rearview mirror to Bajie.
Bajie doesn't understand, but Pig does. The rotten and depraved life of capitalism is like the hell in the West.
I don't go to hell, who goes to hell. Bajie robbed the Hongyuan of the Bodhisattva of the King of the Earth. He's going to spend the goblins in New York's hell.
The Hogan brothers put Hela at the Stark Hotel in New York and went straight to the Death Bar in Senputin Square on Sixth Avenue.
As soon as the Rolls-Royce Phantom stopped at the door of the bar, the doorman and the black man watching the scene rushed up at the same time, more attentive than the coat to serve the master.
Bajie has been teaching in Heaven and the West, how have I ever seen such a diligent little guy. Harpy took fifty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the black man, and whispered a few words in his ear.
Bajie saw a black man up close for the first time, which was darker than the black bear monster. "Harpy, what did you say to the coal digger?" Bajie said curiously.
Harpi pulled Bajie and walked inside, and said mysteriously: "A trick to let you soak in high-quality girls." ”
Bajie said twice, and entered the bar with the cheap brother. The Death Bar is decorated in a retro style, with crystal lamps and neon balls complementing each other, creating a drunken effect like a glittering light.
Those girls who can wear as much as they can and show as much as they can are between the booth and the bar, and the small dance floor in the bar is full of demons, and the exaggerated hip lifting and hip lifting action makes people think about it.
The alcoholic beauty entered Bajie's eyes and hit the depths of her soul, and her feet felt like she was about to step onto the dance floor and cooperate with the goblins.
At this time, he suddenly thought in his heart that the Bodhisattvas recruited sons-in-law to tease him in the unbearable past, and Bajie threatened to be proficient in the method of fighting and wanted to marry his three daughters along with his mother, but he was hanged all night in the miserable wind and rain.
Bajie was stunned for a few seconds, and suddenly and quickly broke into the dance floor.
Even if it's another game of the Bodhisattva, my old pig admits it.
Remember to eat or not, my old pig is such a person.
Greedy for money, lustful and have no memory, there are people like me in the world.