"You're not what I imagined, and I love your eyebrows." Mae Parker looked at Bajie's ordinary face and big straight nose, and couldn't help but think a little more.

"You've been staring at my nose, and I thought you admired my nose more." The two leaned against the door frame and chatted.

"I'll look at your beard again, it's also very straight, and it looks a little like your eyebrows, like four eyebrows." Mae Parker winked.

"I can't wait to rent your room so I can see you every day." Bajie likes this kind of culture in the United States, there is no need to think about ambiguity before testing, and there is no need to create a solitary environment before figuring out the psychology of the other party. Directly express the idea of I sleep with you, if the other party agrees, it will come naturally, and if you don't agree, you won't waste the time of both parties.

"Then come in and see my house." Mae Parker turned around and twisted his waist, swayed the peach, and walked in more than ten steps.

"Mrs. Parker, isn't your husband at home?" Bajie felt that this woman hadn't seen a man for a few years, but it was better to ask clearly, and after asking clearly, he looked at the house and the palace.

Mae Parker walked into a bedroom, with only a bed and a table, cramped and cramped, with a low ceiling, giving people a very oppressive feeling.

But if a person with a mature charm is leaning on the bed with Erlang's legs crossed, this room feels like a hair salon.

"It's been five years since my husband died, are you happy with this bedroom?" Mae Parker twisted her body as she spoke, and she did a Sharon Stone leg swap and crossed her legs.

"Satisfied." Bajie already looks stupid, playing or the big Yanma will play, the moment he just changed his legs, Bajie can't wait to be Wu Dalang.

"Do you think a thousand dollars a month is appropriate?" Mae Parker then switches legs.

Bajie poked his neck and didn't look at anything.

"Yes." Bajie simply stepped forward and sat next to Mae Parker, "The bed is quite comfortable." ”

"Shake it harder, and if you're comfortable, you'll pay a few more months of rent." The eyelashes hook the soul, the red lips provoke the fire, and the eight rings will be the master when he turns over.

Mae Parker rejected the eight commandments and said, "The rent hasn't been paid yet?" ”

Isn't it just money, my old pig is the kind of person who prostitutes for nothing? Bajie took out his wallet and threw it into a ditch to open the arch. However, the force was too strong and arched directly onto the bed, and the beauty under him actually drilled out from under Bajie's armpit in some way.

Bajie sat up and looked at Mae Parker, who was standing at the door of the bedroom, with a puzzled expression. Mae Parker took out three thousand dollars from Bajie's wallet, and then threw the wallet on Bajie.

"Three months' rent, I want to live in the future." Mei said this coldly, turned around and left the room.

"Pig Day." Bajie was angry, this special beauty trick for himself worked every time. Money is a small thing, you can't leave me up or down.

There were still two thousand in the wallet, Bajie pushed the door and came out to the living room, but there was no one. There seemed to be movement in the kitchen, Bajie took two quick steps and saw Mae Parker cutting potatoes in the kitchen, Bajie was just about to speak, and Mae Park, who was wearing an apron and wrapped himself tightly, took the lead in speaking.

"Dinner is estimated to take an hour, Mr. Dirk, you can watch TV first." Mae Parker gave Bajie a sweet smile.

Just entered the door is a lonely girl, just after cheating the money as cold as frost, looking like no one is close, and now she has become a good wife and mother.

"Rent a house and take care of food?" Bajie asked.

"Breakfast and dinner are included in the rent." Mei smiled so kindly that Bajie couldn't help but want to hurt her.

"Then let's put this in the rent contract." Bajie proposed.

Mae Parker stopped what she was doing and pulled the contract and a pen from the large pocket of her apron. It seems that he has been prepared for a long time.

Bajie looked at Mae Parker's smiling face and smiled, he took the contract and read the simple contract in a few seconds.

"The rent includes breakfast and dinner, and the tenant must be fed.

Another one should at least have the concept of liquidated damages, how about 100,000 dollars? Bajie looked at Mei.

Mae Parker's smile was a little stiff, this is very confident in his appetite, do you want to eat poor Parker's house? A U.S. knife hamburger tube is full, and it can't hold you to death.

"No problem." Mae Parker has a printer at home, she finds the secret key, opens Peter Parker's room, skillfully opens the computer and enters the password, Peter Parker's desktop background is the guy Bajie hates - Iron Man.

One operation, two identical contracts were printed, Bajie looked at it twice and there was no problem, signed and pressed his fingerprint, and Mae Parker also signed and pressed his fingerprint.

At the end, the two of them shook hands with each other.

Mae Park: This Kaizi is so easy to deceive, I thought I would have to use beauty to fish him to sign a contract, but I didn't expect it to be so easy

Zhu Bajie: Let you feel the absurdity of being specially set up a bodhisattva fruit position by Rulai because you can eat it.

Bajie left the kitchen and a half-grown child pushed the door in, the two looked at each other, Bajie recognized the unobtrusive Spider-Man, and Spider-Man was surprised and familiar with the strangers at home.

Spider-Man walked to the door of his room with his waist on his back, and although it was a stranger, it seemed rude not to say hello.

"Hey! Are you Aunt May's new boyfriend? Peter Parker asked with a smirk.

"It should have been"

Bajie heard Peter Parker's voice, combined with the smell he left on him, and the half-grown man in front of him was the chivalrous fool.

"Will you stay overnight?" Peter asked what he was most concerned about.

"Obviously, kid."

"I want to ask you for something."

"You say, son, as long as I can do it."

"I have to go to school tomorrow, so try not to make a sound." Peter said with a serious face.

Bajie is inexplicably a little happy, this girl is really open. And this child is too precocious, often listening to his mother shouting cheers next door, and he actually has a heart to help others. What an interesting family.

"I'm not going to let her speak, what's your name?" Bajie is curious about Spider-Man's true identity.

"Peter Parker, you can call me Peter, and I mainly hate men's voices, too mother."

"Ahem" Bajie had a constipated expression on his face, what kind of child is this.

"Is Peter back? Dinner will be fine for a while. Mae Parker's voice came from inside the kitchen.

"And do you usually hear this high?" Bajie asked in a low voice.

"More pompous than that." Peter Parker dropped a word and entered the room and closed the door.

Exaggeration is of a performative nature, Bajie sits on the sofa and touches his belly, Bajie comes to this world to enjoy, there is no good and evil in his heart, and he only asks his heart when he acts. Missionaries for Odin and everything are piggybacked, and the most important thing at this stage is to eat and wipe this landlady clean.

It is said that the widows in this world are approaching Bajie, and Bajie can't figure out what the main tone of this world is. The old man who reads the book knows that this world is the Marvel world, and Bajie named this world the Widow World.

Bajie's angle of inserting into this world is very tricky, and Spider-Man's Aunt Mei is also a widow, who do you talk to about it.

Pig Marvel Widow Guardian Bajie.

Bajie and Aunt May are looking forward to a bright future, and Peter Parker rushes from the room into the kitchen.

"May, why do you keep peeking at my computer?"

"I just printed out a contract and didn't rummage through your D drive for broadcast gymnastics."

"Oh, my May, you can't wait for me to come back, and besides, that's cheer."

"Could it be that the rugby team let a little man of 1.6 meters wear a miniskirt to be a cheerleader, don't hide Parker, I'm also from here."

"Can someone come over and bring a different man into the house?"

"That person is a tenant."

"Those people before are also tenants, May, you can find a stable boyfriend, man, I don't mind, you don't always have to find tenants to relieve loneliness."

“pia！”

Finally slapped him, Bajie pricked up his ears and listened to the wall root very engaged.

Peter Parker walked out of the kitchen with his head down, depressed. Today, Xing Chivalrous was actually beaten by the bad guys, which was the beginning of all bad emotions.

"Maybe your mother is really short of money, and she charges me a thousand dollars for that small room." Bajie interjected at the right time.

Peter Parker suddenly realized that this man was really a tenant.

"That's my Aunt Mei, more than my mother's existence." Peter Parker's voice was high, and May could hear it clearly in the kitchen.

Both Parkers thought Mr. Ben Dirk was a good man.

An hour later, the three of them sat down at the table, and the dinner was very rich, a pot of various breads, a dozen sausages that looked like Bajie's nose, roasted potatoes, and a large pot of soup.

Bajie and Mei glanced at each other at the same time, and the old lady wanted to see how much you could eat.

Bajie filled a bowl of soup, picked up a loaf of bread and sandwiched a sausage, and ate slowly. Mae Parker breathed a sigh of relief, judging from the appearance of eating, the amount of food should be normal.

Three minutes later, Bajie wiped his mouth and said, "Thank you for the dinner, Mrs. Parker, it was very tasty." ”

May looked up and down at Mr. Ben Decker, who was 1.9 meters tall, and the amount of food was not as good as that of a woman like herself.

Bajie stepped into his room, and tomorrow he went to a lawyer to justify the contract, and when the time came, you won't be able to rely on it.