Chapter 17 Zhu Bajie and Spider-Man's parent-child body
Don't blame Odin for losing his hair, it's really not powerful. I planned to accept the Ares Mutual Aid Association, and I thought of a lot of ideas for pretending, and the more I played with Maypark, the more addicted I became, and I didn't go out for three days.
My husband has been dead for more than ten years, and I have earned it back in these three days.
The two planned to die on the bed, but they didn't expect that Peter's School had a parent-child party and needed a guardian to participate.
Bajie enters the Parker family, and he has to take responsibility, which is the consistent style of Bajie. Thinking about the second sister's Fuling Mountain Yunzhan Cave, how many little demons have been subdued after Bajie entered the palace. Besides, Gao Laozhuang, after Bajie entered the family, he was also diligent and did all the work of a Zhuangzi by himself.
So this parent-child lying body, Bajie goes. As for Hela, Bajie is currently happy to think about Hela.
Peter Parker was excited, and Uncle Ben would be better if he were handsome. He happily went out with his schoolbag on his back.
Peter happily arrives at the school and is about to enter the school when "Pia" pats Peter on the shoulder with a big hand.
"Which homeless man will you let come to your parent-child party today?" A voice that Peter now hated to fear was ringing in his ears.
Tom Huster, quarterback on the varsity football team, bullied Peter's classmates for more than a year. If it weren't for the fear of causing trouble for Aunt May, Peter would have wanted to turn his face into a pig's head.
"My uncle Ben will come." Kind-hearted Peter's vicious words in the face of his classmates are just stating the facts.
"Hahaha, don't you only have one aunt?
Peter hastened into the school,
He thought that escaping to the classroom would calm him down, but the world was all about teaching Peter a lesson, and backing down would never satisfy the enemy.
"I heard that Uncle Peter is coming to the parent-child party today."
"Is that the old black man?"
"Is that the homeless man from the 49th block?"
"His aunt's boyfriend can meet seven when he buys a cigarette"
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Tom, a school sports star, has a lot of fans, and there are four girls who have a crush on him. Seven or eight men got together to provoke Peter's anger, and if Peter wrestled with them, he would be beaten.
Tom saw Peter, who bowed his head silently, as a turtle with a shrunken head, and couldn't help but look at Liz in the front row, this woman was his next girlfriend, and actually agreed to be Peter's dance partner.
Peter believes that Bajie is Aunt May's Prince Charming and the father who saved him. Bajie would have been glad to know that Peter had pinned his hopes on his son-in-law.
The handsome people always feel that it is too worthless for Bajie to come to Marvel to be a widow and raise children for others.
Brothers, xxx other people's wives, beating other people's children, the poison point is in turn cool. Besides, do you think Grandpa Pig cares about that?
Bajie thought, we have to take responsibility for being a father to other children, and go to participate in the parent-child party at the child's school, Bajie has never experienced it before, Baiwei life is pretending to be the winner in life. So he asked Mei what she needed to pay attention to.
"Children are vain, if you are handsome, rich, and can show your strengths in front of parents and teachers, you will naturally win face for Peter." Mei said while sorting out the suit for Bajie.
"How can I let others know that I'm rich?" Eight precepts to ask the point.
"100,000 watches, 100,000 cars, a secretary on the left, Victoria's Secret on the right, and two bodyguards in sunglasses on the back." Mae Parker jokes with Bajie.
Bajie doesn't understand what Victoria's Secret is, but according to understanding, it should be a beautiful girl. I don't know if this stuff can be prepared in an hour.
At this time, Bajie's phone rang, it was the phone of lawyer Jennifer, she said that it would take three days to get the license and venue, and it was estimated that this was the case.
"Mr. Dirk, the license is down, I have selected three venues, and you can go and see it today if it is convenient for you."
"That's not in a hurry, think about where you can buy a 100,000 watch, a million car, and hire two bodyguards, a secretary and a Victoria's Secret." Bajie repeated Mei's request.
Mei was a little confused when she heard this, is this big nose so rich? She immediately thought of something, so she hurriedly said, "Victoria's Secret doesn't want it." ”
"Then Victoria's Secret doesn't want it. You have a route, get to the Jackson apartment on Long Island in twenty minutes, and go with me to buy a business, and I'm getting married, so you come over and take the marriage papers. Bajie said it arrogantly, and Mae Parker smiled when he heard it.
This Kaizi is golden.
Twenty minutes later, Jennifer appeared in Aunt May's apartment, she looked Mae Parker up and down, she was full of hydration and sexy, no wonder this man was in a hurry to get married. She had to do her duty as a lawyer to remind her employer that the American divorce was no joke.
"Mr. Dirk, are you marrying the lady next to you?"
Bajie nodded, Mei held Bajie's arm with both hands, and the soft used that next to Bajie.
"In the event of a divorce, you will have to pay alimony, and you will have to divide a part of the property among this lady." Jennifer is not shy about Mei, people talk about divorce before they get married, and they don't know whether it's jealousy or dedication.
"Little Piggy, I think we should change our lawyers." May began to be coquettish, nailing Jennifer with one eye, and longing to crucify her.
Bajie shuddered for a while, this nickname is too bad, and he turned to the children's channel Pig Man.
"Ben Dirkson is a member of the Parker family, and death is a dead man of the Parker family, and we will bury a piece." Bajie hugged Mei and arched twice, the second sister insisted for two years, if the monkey didn't arrive, Gao Cuilan estimated that she would have to be reimbursed for a year and a half, and foreign women seemed to be able to carry it, but it was only a matter of three years and five years.
Jennifer was helpless and became a bad guy for nothing.
So she packed up, Mei handed over the information to Jennifer, and the three of them went to buy items that matched their identities for Bajie.
Aunt May finally put her mind at ease, and the man next to her will be called Ben Parker in the future. She finally had something to rely on.
In this world, Bajie has no classmates, no rivals, no one looks at him when he buys a car and watches, Jennifer makes a cameo as a secretary, and May calls two veterans of the Ares Mutual Aid Society to come over and make a cameo appearance as a bodyguard.
Dressed in a rented dress designed by Norman Hartnell and wearing a diamond necklace worth three million dollars, Mei felt like she was in a dream. She had recently stopped praying to God and had begun to pray to Ares, and May thanked the Greek god of war in her heart.
If she knew the identity of the Eight Precepts, she would definitely be blessed by the Amitabha Buddha Pure Altar Messenger Bodhisattva during the day, and the Marshal of the Infinite Heavenly Venerable Tianpeng would hold up my stomach at night.
Bajie personally drove a Rolls-Royce over the speed limit, the red light traffic police didn't care, and the two women clung to the handrail and trembled.
This is learning to drive with a teacher, to death.
Bajie shook his hands, the seafood merchant helped me to the top, and he turned white and rubbed my waist when he slept. He is known as the 404 car god.
Under the joint persuasion of the two women, Bajie sat in the back, and Jennifer made a cameo as a driver.
The students stood at the school gate to greet their parents, and Peter Parker stood behind and did not come forward, although he knew that Uncle Ben would come, but it was the parents who had luxury cars who came early.
If only Uncle Ben had a Bumblebee of Kubi, Peter longed, and he felt that his idea was a bit excessive, and it would be good for Uncle Ben to come.
"I'll make your Uncle Ben embarrassed." Tom whispered in Peter's ear.
Hearing this, a hint of hatred appeared in Peter's eyes, and he jerked Tom aside. Tom was pushed seven or eight meters away, unsteady on his feet, and a big fart squatted on the ground. He's the quarterback of the football team, and he looks incredible when he is pushed down by a small sprout.
He stood up and was about to go up and beat Peter, when suddenly he felt that the occasion was wrong, so Tom met Peter's fierce gaze and said, "I will make you and your Uncle Ben lose face." ”
When Peter heard this, he was very anxious, he swore not to be rough with his classmates, and he had just made a mistake. He didn't know what Tom and the others were going to do, and if he couldn't be rude, he really didn't know how to stop the other party's malice.
At this time, a Mercedes-Benz G opened the road, followed by a Rolls-Royce Phantom. Immediately detonated the students at the school gate.
“cool! How could there be such rich students in our school. ”
"You have to be a bodyguard to get around, so why not go to a better private school."
"Maybe it's rented."
"Hehe, if my parents rent a Rolls-Royce to support me for the show, I will also be the most beautiful boy in the school."
"Whose father is this, I'm going to date him."
"I'm going on a date with his father"
A bunch of people looked at the hilarious man in front of them with strange eyes.
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Bajie's appearance detonated the school, as long as there are many people, where to pretend is not to pretend. The most important thing is to be recognized and relied on by a son.
As for Peter Parker, Spider-Man, who inexplicably became a rich second generation, he is still worried about how Uncle Ben will be treated.