Mae Parker was reciting the Asgardian teachings that the Eight Commandments had given him, and he didn't read the bullshit in them. In addition to the preparation of the Heavenly Court, the cultivation of the Shangqing Immortal Recipe will study hard, and I have not read a book since I became an immortal.

Although the Eight Precepts are the bodhisattvas of Western teaching, they can't memorize the three Buddhist scriptures, which is at the same level as the fake monks in the fake nun temple on the street. Everyone eats by stuffy people.

Of course, do you say that there are many like Bajie on Lingshan? About 80 percent. A group of monsters led by Uncle Rulai, they don't even know that color is empty.

The group of people with the highest academic level in Western religion are the disciples of Nyolai, headed by Ananda, and these people have done the most things, monopolizing the right to interpret the teachings of Buddhist scriptures, and even the eight precepts have to act according to their faces.

However, in recent years, the new authority of the Buddhist scriptures led by the black bear spirit has challenged the authority of Ananda and others. The confrontation between the old and new school valves is becoming more and more intense, although Bajie doesn't understand anything, he is a loyal fan of Brother Monkey.

Brother Monkey has a saying that is right, no matter what the Buddha said, as long as we have the right to interpret the Buddhist scriptures, we have the right to the Buddha. Of course, we can't go against the Buddha.

Mae Parker was also highly educated, and it was her mission to pick and spread the teachings of the Eight Precepts to believers.

Put Odin in the highest position, and empty it. Turn all the Norse mythology protagonists into pig gangguanas. In other words, all the deeds of Thor, the god of thunder, have become the god of harvest and reproduction, Pig Gangguan.

As for the relationship between Zhu Gangguan and Odin, Bajie made up a story that Odin's mother gave birth to a pair of twins, the elder brother is Odin, and the younger brother is Zhu Gangguana.

As for why the Norwegians named their children Pig Gang - mortals, do you think too much and want to blaspheme?

Bajie thinks that the Asgardian Mutual Aid Society should buy more desks, and you see that Mae Parker can only work under the desk.

"My lord's anus fissure." Jerry, who came in from outside, stroked his chest and bowed.

"In the future, let's call Grandpa Pig, don't call my lord Gangguan." I think it's someone else scolding you for your rotten fart (9) eyes, but the problem is that these people are still very religiously scolding you.

"Grandpa Pig, there are people outside to collect protection money." Jerry reports.

"How did you deal with it before?" This used to be Ares's dojo, and there were hundreds of believers who were veterans, and the little gangsters couldn't deal with it?

"Hercules gives him five hundred dollars a month."

Jerry's words made Bajie infinitely despise Ares, and the Western Sect also collects protection money, and those around Lingshan who do not pay protection money are eaten by Uncle Rulai. The scum of the Greek gods has to pay protection money to mortals, what a shame for God.

Bajie stood up and walked out, he wanted to see who was sacred, and the protection money had received from the god. After taking two steps, it felt wrong, and he wrapped his waist and continued to go out.

Don't think about it, it's the tail that wraps around the waist.

Jerry guided a few black men playing on the court, "Kim and the Boss Panda Gang are ruthless. ”

Bajie glanced at Jerry with disdain, you meow down from the battlefield, and you were scared like this by a few thugs.

"I have family." Seeing that Grandpa Pig looked at him unkindly, Jerry hurriedly explained.

Bajie squinted his eyes and looked at Jerry again, middle-aged men are really sad, family responsibilities and social beatings have long made them lose their sharpness. It's hard to come back, but it can stimulate anger.

Bajie needs a few men who are dedicated to serving God, not believers like Jerry who rely on mutual aid to support their families.

It's a good idea to guide Ares or something to kill his whole family.

Bajie reopened his eyes and walked towards the members of the Panda Gang who were playing.

Jerry didn't know that his fate had been settled by the god he served, and he thanked God for saving his life when his family died.

To say more, there are not many gods who have discipline than the eight precepts.

Five strong men in panda shorts are striking iron on the court, and the big butts characteristic of black people hold up the panda pattern in the shorts and the panda pattern is round. The panda's mouth was wide open, and Bajie had an urge to feed them bamboo.

It turns out that black people are not all good at playing, these guys are very good, they can't shoot baskets and rebounds, and they are blind to the big ass of positioning.

"The ones you don't understand the ball, yes, it's just a few of you, how old are you with your milk, and you purse your lips like that." Bajie touched his belly, looking like he didn't pay for eating watermelon.

"Hey! The nose is not small, mutual aid society? The big man in the lead walked up to Bajie with a basketball in his arms.

"Yes, that temple is mine, and I will personally teach you to recite the scriptures when you join the club." Bajie looked at a few people defiantly.

"I don't want money, I can't beat you to death, a white-skinned pig." Big Brother Hei was very fast, and before he finished speaking, he swung his fist into Bajie's face.

Bajie was punched and nothing happened, the big black brother dislocated his wrist.

"If you want to be a father to your grandfather, you have to become a pig first." Bajie didn't ink, and when he went up, he gave five punches to no one's nose, and everyone's nostrils were facing forward.

"A few of you come here, slap them, you have to fan them into pigs' heads, and when you're done, take them to the temple to recite the scriptures, and memorize 500 words before you can leave." Bajie clapped his hands and instructed Jerry and the others to do things.

"Papapa, piapiapia. Boom, boom. ”

Accompanied by loud slaps and screams from, a loud explosion was heard in the distance.

Free America, gunfights every day, what special weapon has escalated?

The big black man who was beaten saw that Bajie was interested in the explosion, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Grandpa, stop, I know what's going on over there?" ”

Bajie looked down at the big black man kneeling on the ground, and snorted his mouth, Jerry stopped, the new fingers that had just grown, I don't know if the person who was beaten hurts, anyway, it hurts.

"There's a rich man visiting Zhongcheng High School, and Magneto wants to kidnap the rich man."

"How do you kid know?"

"Our Panda Gang boss is from the Mutant Brotherhood, and Magneto lived with our boss last night."

Midtown High School? Isn't that my son's school? Don't just have a son and be killed, Bajie thought to himself.

If you want to say how deep the relationship between Bajie and Peter Parker is, it is nonsense, and he has no feelings with Mei Parker, and he can change it immediately if he uses it. But people call their fathers so diligently, and it sounds cool to listen to them, Bajie looks like a father.

Zhongcheng High School was so happy, but without Peter Parker, Bajie was also ready to go and see it.

"Is Magneto powerful? Why did he kidnap a rich man? "Midtown High School is not far from here, and it will be there in a while.

"Magneto is the head of the mutant brotherhood and can control all kinds of metals, so the rich man wants to elect the president, and Magneto is bribed." Big Brother Black has thick lips, but his mouth is sharp, and he can tell what he knows clearly.

"Are you interested in believing in my religion?" Bajie stared at the big black one.

Big Brother Hei thought for three seconds and asked, "Can you still mix with the underworld if you believe in religion?" ”

"Brother, you are too naïve, cut people and don't believe in religion, go to hell after death, believe in me pig Gangguan, Valhalla after death." Bajie came as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Is Valhalla a paradise?" Big Black doesn't have much culture.

"Hey, Valhalla is so fun, enter Valhalla and give each person ten big butts of the Thirty-Six Emperors, which is guaranteed to be more enjoyable than Kim Kardashian."

Before the big black man said anything, the little brother behind him stopped doing it. "Father, we believe, we believe."

"It's called Grandpa Pig." Jerry corrected a few salutations.

When it comes to Kim Kardashian, she is the dream lover of the black brothers, and her ass is like basketball, and everyone wants to be a pump.

"Grandpa Pig, Grandpa Pig...

Bajie waved his hand, "What's that rich man's name?" ”

"Tannard Chuan, his daughter and son-in-law are also with him."