Chapter 22: The Two Pig Heroes
Bajie did not chase Magneto, but took the little spider who did not know life and death to a warehouse on the docks in New York.
The dried spider hadn't died yet, and the shriveled Peter Parker still had a breath.
Looking at Peter, who was stained red by his own blood, Bajie sighed, this little fart baby is really uneasy, like a mortal who has been sucked dry by the white bone essence, how can this be rescued.
Just fed a mouthful of fairy fruit, and a few mouthfuls of fairy water, Peter still didn't look better, Bajie was a little distressed, if this kid died, it would be a waste.
is also an acquaintance, Bajie planned to dig a pit to bury the little spider, he was about to leave with the little spider in his arms, and the little spider trembled and actually spoke.
"Daddy Pig."
Xu is looking back, but he didn't expect that the last thing this kid was talking about was not his Aunt Mei, but his pig father.
Bajie froze in place, thinking that he had been a man, a god, a demon, and finally a monk. Came to this world and had a cheap son, I thought it was just fun, but I didn't expect to be infected with cause and effect again.
"My old pig is a Daluo immortal, there are no seven emotions and six desires, but there must be a whole after this cause and effect, just like I called Tang Seng a master, I have to do a filial piety of an apprentice.
Since you call me Daddy Pig, I can't watch you die like this. ”
Bajie swiped his wrist with his right hand, and then swiped Peter Parker's wrist, connecting the two bloody wounds. He used his mind to control the flow of his mixed immortal blood into Peter Parker's veins.
Peter had just eaten the fairy fruit and drank the fairy water, and his body functions began to recover, the blood vessels destroyed by Magneto began to recover, and the blood of Zhu Bajie began to flow in his body.
Bajie had enough blood, so he hurriedly cut off the blood transfusion, and the wound on the wrist of the two was healed instantly, and there was no scar left.
Bajie fed Peter a few mouthfuls of fairy water and an immortal apricot.
It's a lot of hemorrhage!
Investing so much in this kid must be earned, and if there is any murder and arson in the future, he must be allowed to do the work of charging into battle. Bajie worked hard to plan for his son's future.
"Daddy Pig,"
It's really touching, I'm embarrassed to let you charge into battle, Bajie looked at the child in his arms and remembered the troubles of his daughter's pregnancy.
"Daddy Pig takes care of my Aunt Mei."
Phew.
The old pig thinks that you little rabbit cub can't put me in front of the mount, so he didn't say the second half of the sentence.
You should let your little cub go to the underworld, my old pig can also think better, arrange killing and arson, charging into battle, and fighting against S.H.I.E.L.D. Zhu Bajie was indignant, he really wanted to throw this unlucky child away, and he wanted to pay too much and hug him tighter.
The tighter Bajie hugged, the more he felt that he couldn't hold Peter, Bajie strangely put Peter on the ground, but saw that Peter's belly was getting bigger and bigger, just like Tang Seng drank the water of the Zimu River. It's just that the belly has become bigger, and the face has changed.
Peter's nose grew bigger and bigger, protruding a cylinder forward, with two lovely nostrils and ears flickering and growing.
Made! A little pig Bajie alive.
"Oh my God, this is really my son of Pig Gang Hyena. You and I are destined to overturn this world together. Zhu Bajie muttered to himself, Peter's eyelashes trembled, and he saw that he was awake.
Bajie touched his face and turned into Ben Parker's appearance. Peter would have been very happy when he woke up and saw him for the first time. Bajie was still a little excited when he thought about that scene, although he had never been a father, but it was really refreshing to think about being a father.
Why is it cool to be a father, it's not that the son can give you anything, the little fart is mischievous, and the moment he calls your father, it's cool. Of course, it's more enjoyable for a young girl to call her father.
"Daddy Pig!"
"Hey." Bajie is waiting for a dad, which is cooler than eating popsicles for three or nine days and eating hot pot on dog days. Of course, it wasn't as cool as Odin had when he found Loki and his mother.
"Daddy Pig, did you save me?"
"Yes,." Bajie used to kill a little demon to ask Tang Seng for credit, but now he has saved his son, and he must let Peter Parker remember it for a lifetime.
Peter Parker hugged Bajie and rubbed Daddy Pig's stomach hard. "Daddy Pig, I dreamed that I was taken away by death, and it was a wild boar that brought me back."
Peter embraced the Eight Commandments and recalled what happened after death.
Bajie patted Peter on the back, there are also six reincarnations in this world, but why did the pig carry Peter back, is it because of his own blood? And why did the Grim Reaper personally come to fetch people, did she have no subordinates?
"What does the Grim Reaper look like?"
"I can't see anything in my robes, but I just know it's death." Peter had just come back to life, and he was still a little empty, and said leisurely.
"Do you remember what a pig looks like?" Bajie asked again.
Peter didn't know how to express it for a long time, Bajie shook his head, and a pig's head appeared in front of Peter.
Peter was not afraid, but sat up and hugged the pig's head. "Daddy Pig is really you, it's really you who brought me back from the underworld."
The two pigs' heads hugged each other, and there was some emotion when I heard them talk, but I felt a little funny when I looked at the two people.
Bajie recounted how he saved Peter, and he transfused half of his blood to Peter.
"Now I'm like my aunt has been bleeding a lot for three months in a row."
"Daddy Pig, I have your blood in my body, and you are my own father."
"Listen to Daddy Pig in the future."
"Well, I'll do whatever Daddy Pig tells me to do."
"What a good son, remember that the pig is the patron saint of Dad, and it will also be your patron saint in the future."
"Remember Daddy Pig."
"Peter, Daddy Pig has one more thing to tell you."
"Daddy Pig, you say."
"Do you ever feel like you're hearing loss, your sense of smell is sharp, and your body is always leaning forward?"
Peter's ears flickered, his nose twitched, and then he sucked.
"Why don't you take a look?" Bajie smiled cheaply.
"I know I look the same as you, but I don't dare to look at it." Peter was happy to be alive, but he couldn't accept the fifteen-year-old being turned into a pig's head. Although he has a girlfriend, he has never done anything, he is still a virgin, what kind of girl would have a relationship with a pig.
Looking at Peter's face, which was more ugly than crying, Bajie planned to teach Peter the Shangqing Immortal Recipe and the Basic Method, which was enough for him to only switch between man and pig, as for the other supernatural powers and the thirty-six changes of Tiangang, it was not yet time.
"Peter, don't be discouraged, Daddy Pig will teach you the Qing Immortal Technique, and after learning it, you can change back to your original appearance, or even more handsome than the original."
"Daddy Pig, is it really possible?" Peter burst into tears and laughed, because Daddy Pig could only switch between people and pigs.
Bajie turned his head and twisted back, and a Leonardo DiCaprio's face appeared in front of Peter's eyes.
Peter pouted, this is forty-five-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio.
Zhu Bajie rubbed his face vigorously, and finally became the jack of the oil painting on his wife Nick.
"Daddy Pig teach me."
"The Tao is the way, the very way...