Chapter Thirty-Four: The New York Extravagant Slaughter and the Golden Conference
Bajie is about to start misleading people's children again.
I can't apologize or anything, my son of Zhu Bajie can't admit his mistake in his life. Feeling guilty? It didn't exist, so it had to be Ranend's to go into the water.
"Peter, did Tom bully Ned?"
"Ned was bullied worse than I was."
"Have you ever thought that the reason why Ned is angry with you is probably because of jealousy, because he can't beat Tom?"
"Huh? Good novelty angle. ”
"So the next time you beat Tom, you might as well take Ned with you, and when Ned tastes the thrill of revenge on Tom, he will understand what you're doing. If you beat someone up in the future, he will only shout and cheer for you. ”
Peter fell into deep thought, as if something was wrong. But I really haven't tried to beat Tom with Ned, so you can call MJ along. Peter took a pen and paper out of his pocket and wrote down what he had learned.
"Next question."
"Daddy Pig, you help me beat a few people, and I'll go home with you after the beating." Peter looked at Bajie expectantly.
"You're being bullied?"
"Yes Dad, you can't leave it alone."
At the age of fifteen, can we not be coquettish.
Bajie looked at the time, it's three o'clock, this little kid is really annoying.
Peter was very happy to be able to talk to Daddy Pig for three hours, the joy of not being able to speak freely for many days.
Bajie follows Peter to a street basketball court in Hell's Kitchen, where a large crowd of people has gathered under the dim street lamp.
Before the past, Spider-Man asked Bajie to block his head with clothes, but Bajie was troublesome and directly turned himself into a pig's head.
Can't imagine that Peter likes this kind of saying, tights cosplay party?
Peter looked at Bajie's pig's head, it looked quite like a mask, Spider-Man thought about trying the pig's head himself next time, who would have thought that Spider-Man and Pigman were the same person.
Spider-Man gave his idea a thumbs up, and he will definitely try it next time.
But then you'll have to make an extra piece of clothing.
In the middle of the pitch, dozens of oil drums form a simple ring, on which two people are fighting. Judging from their skills, their strength and speed are much stronger than normal people, and they are not ordinary street fighters or black boxers.
"Daddy Pig, this is a gathering of New York superheroes, and all the heroes who have become famous in New York are here." Peter explained.
"Those two are very fierce." Bajie stood aside and watched the fight in the simple ring, his fists were to the flesh, and the blood rushing out was extremely eye-catching under the dim street lamp.
"That's the superhero betting table, the people below can bet, the shirtless one is Wolverine, and the one with the skull and black short sleeves is the punisher.
They are all very well-known superheroes,
They are all Kim He's sworn enemies. ”
Peter explained.
Bajie has not been idle in the past two days, and has read a lot of information, these two people are quite famous, and they will do something when they meet Jinhe's industry.
"I remember you used to be a loner, and you suddenly met so many superheroes and were ready to join the club?"
"The last time I had a fight with Daredevil, we didn't know each other, and he took me to a party, and I thought it was cool and quickly got hooked on this kind of activity, because I felt like we were all the same kind of people, and I had to hold back my strength like Tom Punch." The little spider said excitedly, and pulled Bajie into the crowd.
"Daddy Pig, I'll introduce you to a few friends."
"That's what I just said about Daredevil, you can help me beat him up in a moment." Spider-Man said, pointing to a guy wearing an eyepatch next to him.
"Little spider, you actually found a helper, hehe." Daredevil didn't move a bit, and he didn't say hello to Pighead Bajie.
"Blind, this is my father, Pig Gangguan, he will fight you in a while, I will let him lighten it." The annoying little spider started chattering again.
"Your dad didn't wear tights, bad review!" Daredevil still doesn't move.
"Fxxk, aren't you blind?" Peter Parker was stunned, how did this force do it.
"There was a gust of wind just now, and only the slight sound of the wind blowing through loose clothes came from your father's direction." Daredevil quietly pretended to be X.
Spider-Man pulled Bajie away from Daredevil and whispered: "Except for being blind, he has very keen senses, and because of this, it is always difficult for me to hit him." ”
Bajie frowned, the gathering of the Pig Day is a special gold and enemy. "There's time for dad to train you."
Hearing Bajie's words, Spider-Man excitedly continued to introduce people to his father.
"Daddy Pig, this is the Fantastic Four's Thunderbolt."
Kim and the enemy.
"Daddy Pig, this is Sam Wilson Falcon."
Kim and the enemy.
"Daddy Pig, this is...
Kim and the enemy.
。。。。。。
On this trip, Jin He saw a lot of people on his list, and Bajie wondered how Jin He offended these people.
"Daddy Pig, this is Deadpool."
Hey! Finally met a guy who is not an enemy, is it said that he is looking for a chance to kill one or two superheroes?
Bajie suddenly felt that this teasing was quite dedicated.
"Hello Pig-headed, your mask is quite chic, welcome to the Midnight Party of Superheroes, today's theme is
the dead gold! ”
Deadpool put his arms around the spider's neck and snapped.
Nima, you cheated Lao Tzu out of money, you are also an enemy, no wonder you can be on the list. If these guys knew that Lao Tzu was Jin Ji, hundreds of people would go together, and the old pig would really not be able to stand it. Bajie was a little frightened, a son like Peter, it is not happy to turn it to your father, and he will teach you Aunt Mei a hard lesson.
"Daddy Pig, this is She-Hulk."
Why does your sister look a little like my lawyer? Is my lawyer a she-hulk? is still the enemy of the Golden Merge. Bajie finally realized what it means to be the enemy of the world.
It's not easy to be mixed like this. is like a monkey on the road to learn scriptures, and those who don't know each other will add a little chaos.
The world is not so unfriendly to Kim that everyone wants to kill him.
Bajie thought of a possibility, if I yelled and killed Jin He, and then threw Jin He's body out, would these people bow down to me? Since then, he has become the superhero league leader of the New York realm.
Bajie thought about it and resisted the impulse, it's hard to say whether to worship or not, this kid Deadpool will definitely blow up, and the Jinhe Group that he just integrated will definitely collapse.
So forget it. Moreover, these hundreds of people have not killed Jin He for so many years, so you can imagine how useless these people are.
"Peter, you took me around so much just to help you beat a blind man?" This place is full of dangers, and Bajie wants to leave quickly.
"Daddy Pig, the main thing is to take you to meet the friends I just met, and by the way, beat that blind man." The little spider said.
"You're boring enough to sacrifice my sleep time to see your friend you've just known for less than a week." Bajie wants to smoke this son.
"Of course, there is another thing, I know that the most powerful bastard in New York is called Jin He, and I have now joined the Slaughter Jin and Alliance." The little spider said proudly.
This son is really getting more and more promising, Dad wants you to be a thug who rushes into battle, but the mud comes back and wants to slaughter your father, do you want to be a father? Bajie hates iron and does not become steel
"Can I join, then?"
"Absolutely."
"Who do you ask to sign up?"
"Deadpool, the alliance he organized, ten dollars for entry"
Bajie almost sprayed the wall with a mouthful of old blood, and the million capital was the enemy.
This tease is also a special two-way way to make money.
"Peter, can I beat Deadpool?"
"No problem, Daddy Pig, after Wolverine and the Punisher are over, you can challenge Deadpool, and I will bet you a hundred dollars."
Good boy, fighting, participating in clubs, and even learning to gamble, Bajie feels that he has taught well.
Wolverine is extremely resilient, but his combat skills and fighting skills are inferior to the Punisher, and it seems that Wolverine is not in good shape today, and finally the Punisher is superior and throws Wolverine off the improvised fighting ring.
"This product is really useless except for durability, and I lost another 200 yuan." Most of the superheroes were cheering, and Bajie heard the thunderbolt cursing beside him.
Not to mention that this kid looks a bit like Captain America, but he is younger and more frivolous.
"The good-for-nothing Wolverine just knocked you out of the ring last week." She-Hulk looked at Thunderbolt with disdain.
"Mr. Thunderbolt, I joined late, and I've seen you knocked out of the ring three times, have you ever won before?" The little spider mends the knife in time.
"I heard that Wolverine's girlfriend was caught in the laser eye, you can introduce your sister to him, and he can make money for you." I didn't know that the clever ghost was coaxing.
"Sister FXXK." Thunderbolt cursed and walked to the other side.
Laughter comes from the surrounding crowd, and where there is a thunderbolt, there is joy.
"Is his sister sexy?" Bajie's concern is always about women.
"I don't know about this, Daddy Pig, you can't be sorry for Aunt Mei." Peter said excitedly.
"It's beautiful, but you'd better not mess with her, his husband is strong." She-Hulk interjects.
Bajie touched his belly, "I'm just curious." This excuse couldn't even be fooled by Peter, let alone the group of old drivers around him, who suddenly ushered in a burst of boos.
The prerequisites for being pretty, having a husband, and a widow have been met, so go back and let Zola plan this matter.
If Zola knew that Simon Bajie made him a princess, he would probably find an iron box to sleep in.
"I'm just curious, where is her husband?" Bajie is still asking questions around Thunderbolt's sister.
"Very malleable, and quite Q-bomb, the ideal ultimate companion for women!" It was the little clever ghost who spoke again.
Bajie was confused, and he must meet this amazing husband when he has the opportunity.
"Daddy Pig, you can challenge Deadpool." Peter reminded.
Bajie was about to speak, and made up his mind to beat Deadpool for Kim and vented his anger, when the punisher on the stage said:
"That pig's head, I'm going to challenge you."