"Boss, what do you want to eat tonight?"

"Bao fish stuffed with ham."

"You've been eating for three days in a row."

"Then let's eat a roasted whole pig."

Bajie went through the information that Zola had tortured from Sam Wilson twice.

Zola swore that it was as authentic as it had come out of Sam Wilson's head.

After eating this dinner, Bajie was about to go to the American team, and several of his subordinates advised Bajie not to take risks, but Bajie felt that what had been decided should not be changed.

During this time, Hela was meditating, and she often remembered whispers and whispers in her ears, and by meditating she could tell that these voices came from the realm of the god of death.

Hela cracked some of the whispering content, which was actually related to Zhu Bajie.

This made Bajie and Hela unbelievable, Bajie had only been in this world for a few months, and his fame had spread to the god of death.

Bajie asks for more information, and Hela only says that she hasn't cracked it yet.

"Zhu Bajie is very important." Why did the god of death send such a message? Bajie was puzzled, but he was even more sure that his coming to this world was not accidental, but jointly promoted by the flood and the powerful people of this world. Are the powers of the two worlds friend or foe? There is no way to judge the eight precepts for the time being.

In the eyes of the chess players of the Honghuang Wilderness and the chess players of this world, Bajie does not know what kind of chess piece he is.

One of the advantages of Bajie is that if you can't figure it out, you don't think about it, what should you do.

It's just that I figured it out, as if I could resist, it's better to have some fun in time, such as playing with Team America and Iron Man.

So it was necessary to pretend to be Sam Wilson to infiltrate the US team, and he could also choose to poison the US team, but he chose to play more interestingly.

Saints can play with immortals, and Bajie can also play with superheroes.

Bajie can't play big chess, he just plays (9).

Of course, you have to find a way to improve your strength, the way to improve your strength in this world is very strange, the poor rely on mutation, and the rich rely on high technology, but Bajie himself is not smart and doesn't know how to use money to improve himself.

However, Bajie also found a way to improve his ability - alchemy.

Magneto's corpse has a golden retriever, which makes Bajie ecstatic, and the long-haired corpse is an excellent material for alchemy.

As long as there is a suitable Ding Furnace, Bajie can practice Magneto's corpse into a Fasheng Pill. After eating the Fasheng Pill, Bajie will have the ability of Magneto.

What is lacking at present is the materials for making the Ding furnace, Zora provided a lot of materials that are not ideal, Bajie talked about the shield of the American team, Zora reluctantly told Bajie, it is vibranium, and there is that one on the earth.

Even if you snatch the shield, that's not enough, Bajie has to think in the long run, this universe is vast, and she will definitely be able to find suitable materials, Hela is fighting in the Nine Realms, and she is well-informed, as long as she goes out of the customs, she will definitely be able to provide useful information.

If Magneto has the ability, then Iron Man will really become a toy of Bajie.

After Bajie finished gnawing the roasted whole pig, he left the base by car, and after a complicated route and many substitutions, Bajie entered an uninhabited house.

Bajie took Sam Wilson's body out of the inner world of the original god, and then closed his eyes, and after a while, Sam Wilson opened his eyes, and with a wave of his hand, Bajie's body entered the inner world of the original god.

This time, Bajie did not use the technique of change, but used the method of the Yuan Shen parasitic body, and the Bajie activity stiffened his body, and Sam Wilson was suffocated, so the capillaries on his face cracked a lot.

Bajie took a few deep breaths, and his stiff body slowly softened, but something was still like that. Recall carefully, this had just drunk tiger bone wine and was about to do something bad.

Made, this wine really works, if you want to imitate it, you have to imitate it thoroughly, or try the power of tiger bone wine? Bajie was a little moved.

However, looking at the time, Sam Wilson has been missing for a long time, and if there are any more extraneous branches, he may be suspected by the American team.

So Bajie educated it for ten minutes, let it be honest for a while, what a stubborn guy, your master has bowed his head, you still don't give in, your master is dead, you are still alive.

Moments later, Sam Wilson walked out of the house, and downstairs was his car, driving his Ford F150 to a nearby supermarket to do some shopping.

He had to bring food back to the gang, along with all sorts of other requests.

It's simple, bread waffle shakes, plenty of ham and beef milk, and luckily tomorrow, so the amount doesn't have to be huge.

Americans don't pay much attention to breakfast and lunch, and they don't eat as well as Chinese dogs.

Their dinners are generally more sumptuous, such as Bajie who just ate a roast pig.

These people don't ask for vegetables and fruits, and they are not afraid of constipation if they consume so little fiber?

The food was enough, and Bajie took out a note and shopped according to the list.

Wanda: Lotion, chest sticker, dental floss, large band-aid.

Seeing the Band-Aid Bajie, there was a question suddenly, the Super Hero Witch also has natural blood loss and suffering, so the Heavenly Court Fairy should also have the same trouble, so how did they solve this problem?

If you can return to the flood wilderness one day, you must ask Chang'e.

Phew, Chang'e's old bustard betrayed me, and I must make her look good when I go back.

It is not difficult to understand that there are such doubts.

Eagle Eye: A box of balloons (note Kishimoto brand 0.01), a bottle of chili oil.

Bajie pondered for a long time and couldn't figure it out, so leave it to the readers with big brains.

Bucky: A pack of toilet paper, a pack of diapers, a dozen candles.

It seems that Bucky is okay.

Ant-Man: Plasticine (mass), "The Attic", Thermos.

I heard that Ant-Man has a daughter, and Plasticine almost knows what it does, and I heard that Ant-Man is divorced, and the attic can understand, and the thermos should be Ant-Man wanting to drink some hot water.

Team USA: apple pie, dumbbells (30 kg two, 10 kg two)

The American team is really the most upright man, and in this case, he still wants to exercise.

。。。。。。

Ellipsis wait a minute, and the list of falcons.

Falcon: bulbs, golf balls, Shell lubricants.

。。。。。。 Let your imagination run wild.

Bajie returned with a full load, and the stronghold of the American team and others was in a remote alley somewhere in Hell's Kitchen.

This alley Bajie once came and beat Peter at the mouth of the alley, this world is really too small.

Bajie parked the car and was about to go upstairs to ask a few people to come down and carry things, there was a lot of mess, and he really couldn't take it alone.

After all, the falcon is an ordinary person.

"Stand there and don't move, put your hands where I can see and turn around slowly." A voice came from behind Bajie. "Yes, that's you, pigeon cancer in purple jeans."

Bajie really wants to scold the United States on Pig Day, this is the second time Bajie has become black. Blacks are really second-class citizens, blacks look down on blacks, and patrols are also aimed at blacks.

Bajie turned around and didn't know how to speak, but the black man's accent and speaking habits Bajie knew, just because he knew, so he didn't know how to speak, so he didn't know how to speak, so why didn't he use rap to communicate with the police (0)?

The two patrols exchanged glances, and one of the red necks said, "You give us ten dollars, and we can let you go?" ”

"What did you say?" Bajie wonders if these two people are police (9) inspectors, and they will ask for ten yuan for a bribe?

"Our brothers are in a good mood today, as long as you give us ten yuan, we will let you go." The red neck was a little irritable, and he was so tired from taking a revolver that he was sweating.

Bajie is sure that these two guys are definitely not real police (9) inspectors, this is hell's kitchen, which heartless police (9) inspector will come to this kind of place to ask for bribes.

Just looking at their crumbling appearance, they definitely can't bear the poisonous hair, and they come out to grab money and want to renew their coolness.

It just so happened that Bajie thought of a Chinese rap and teased them.

"Ten yuan drizzle, everyone can afford it;

Ten yuan is not much, and I can't go to Indonesia and Singapore;

Ten dollars is a bargain, but you can't buy half a barrel of salad oil;

Ten yuan is not powerful, and you can't take a taxi to walk two miles;

Ten yuan can buy two barrels of iced tea;

As soon as the tea is drunk, I am not thirsty, my heart is happy, go to the fxxker

Stinky patrol police, lynched, tight on hand, asking for dollars.

Fuck your sister's America, Lao Tzu just won't give money.

Black Lives Matter, neck and top of your knees. ”

The two false police officers (9) swayed to the rhythm of Bajie, and they forgot what they were going to do.

"Negroes are artistically gifted,"

"There's no Yoyo in the middle, bad reviews!"

"I think it's okay."

"Ahem." Bajie coughed twice and interrupted the two artists to discuss rapping.

"We can't listen to people sing in vain."

"Shouldn't you tip?"

"I have forty and ten yuan is enough for the two of us to have a good time, but it's also cool to listen to music, give it to him."

"Makes sense."

Red Neck took out forty yuan from his pocket and stuffed it to Bajie, "It's good for black people to engage in sports and music, don't mix with clubs, it will ruin you." ”

Redneck finished speaking and the other guy turned and left. "Today's restaurant is really deserted, just a rap performer, and there are no waiters."

Bajie listened to the nonsense of these two people, and his mind was a little confused, did these two people hallucinate when they sucked (9), or did they hallucinate because they didn't inhale? Or neuropathy (neuropathy has been too hot lately, and there are a lot of porcelain.) ）

However, Bajie is very sure that these two brains must have atrophied, so they did things that were not understood by people like neuropathy.

Cherish life and stay away from poison (9)!

Bajie went upstairs with the forty yuan he got from singing, banged, and knocked on the door.

Half a minute later, Bajie knocked on the door again, and a voice came from inside.

"Victory is always on our side."

"I can spend a day with you."

After Bajie finished speaking, he twitched his lips and pursed his eyes, this code is really embarrassing!