Chapter 55: Grandpa Dare to Yin Pig
Bajie reported the name of Black Widow, and he didn't mind creating some conflicts between Wakanda and S.H.I.E.L.D.
And the money leopard is much smarter, he doesn't doubt the identity of the black widow at all, after all, he is a mercenary, and he is also well-informed. I thought this woman was familiar, but after a little recollection, I remembered her identity.
Moreover, the Golden Leopard has been a mercenary in Iran and Iraq for many years, and knows very well the hanging nature of the United States, a country that has done so many shady things for oil.
Not to mention oil, any country has something good, as long as the head of this country is disobedient, it will give you a good trip.
Smears, sanctions, invasions.
A country like Wakanda is a paradise lying on a mountain of gold, far away from the world, if the United States does not subvert you, who does he subvert?
The puff is not guilty of his crimes.
"I don't know how you can help me, but I promise your terms, but I don't know if Wakanda has three tons of vibranium, you know, that thing sells by the gram." The Golden Leopard said it very sincerely.
"It's okay, you become the king and take me to the treasury."
"Okay, no problem." The money leopard sold the country very thoroughly, without a counteroffer at all.
Anyway, those vibranium don't belong to him now.
"So, how is Lady Natasha going to help me?" The Golden Leopard asked.
"Don't worry, let's sign a treaty first." Bajie took out a piece of paper from his pocket, and then took a brush to write twenty-one densely.
The golden leopard took the treaty, and his eyelids jumped.
It's so detailed, what top is vibranium not enough to take? What account does the money go to? What are the penalties for default?ใใใใ
"Sign it. When it's over, press a handprint. "Bajie guides the money leopard.
The money leopard sold the country of the black panther T'Challa in a daze, and if he lost, he would have nothing, and if he won, there would be a full three thousand female guards.
The money leopard went out, signed his name crookedly, and Bajie grabbed his big hand and made five fingerprints.
Bajie took out his mobile phone, clicked, and took three photos.
The money leopard looked at the eight precepts, the United States does things, procedural justice, and arranges you clearly, of course, if it breaks the law, it will re-enact and overturn what he said before.
You say how can a reasonable person be able to fight others.
"Miss Natasha, in fact, I have ideals, if I become the king of Wakanda, I will definitely strengthen cooperation with the United States and completely open the country, but the United States will ensure that I become the hegemon of Africa." The Golden Leopard wants to talk about more cooperation.
"That's something you'll talk about when you become king." Bajie said that there was no problem in carefully checking the treaty and putting the treaty in the ditch.
"Understood, so how are you going to help me?" Yes, you have to become a king before you can be a faint king, and the money leopard will return to reality immediately.
Bajie didn't prepare when he came, so he said, "You wait for me, I'll go to the bathroom." โ
The leopard's face was full of surprise, why did he go to the bathroom?
Bajie turned around and walked to the bathroom, it was the toilet, a bad review. He put his hand in his arms and rubbed it twice, but the amount was not enough, and rubbed it twice on his buttocks, but the amount was still not enough.
There were more in the armpits, and Bajie came twice more in the armpits, and then took out a little dragon liver from the Yuanshen.
A dragon liver pill is made.
Bajie walked out of the bathroom and handed the strong pill to the golden leopard.
"Taking it three hours before the final battle can help you double your strength."
The golden leopard cautiously took the pill, but he didn't believe it, he had heard of American super serum or something, shouldn't it be a needle or a capsule?
Why is it the same as the pill in the East?
And it came out of the toilet, and the leopard put the pill next to his nose and smelled it, and there was a faint fragrance, but why did it look like donkey dung eggs.
Bajie saw that he was puzzled, and he didn't explain much, as long as he accepted help, no matter how the money leopard became the king, he had to do things according to the contract.
"Miss Natasha, actually, I have one more request."
"Anyway, I'll try to satisfy you."
"Since this elixir works so well, I don't think it's okay to waste some effort in advance, do you think I can try your beauty trick?"
Bajie pouted, there are many people like me in this world. A mouthful of meat breath blew on the face of the leopard, only the wrong name was called, not the wrong nickname. The ape's arms were light, his thighs were loose and his calves were tight, and a leopard jumped onto the sofa.
Bajie hurriedly left the room, the palm just now was not light, this house is estimated to have an accident.
That night, the earth shook, the mountains shook, the walls collapsed, and the houses collapsed.
The next morning, the leopard stood on top of the ruins like a god descending from heaven to bring down the house, and he was also a scorpionโthe only one.
The members of the guard had already heard the movement in the leopard's room, and at first they were still curious, but slowly began to play, followed by admiration and shock, and finally shouted that the earthquake panicked and ran away.
More than a dozen members of the guard stood in one place, respecting the golden leopard, regardless of anything else, just the reproductive ability was worthy of the title of king.
A cannon can knock a house down.
Legend has it that Odin had a tryst with the female pirate on the ship, and a ship the size of the Nick was shaken apart.
Bajie re-became a member of the guard again, and mixed in the crowd to follow the golden leopard to the duel scene.
The golden leopard quietly swallowed the projectile, the size of a quail egg, saying that it is not big, saying that it is not small, and it is really difficult to swallow if it is not in harmony with Shui Shun.
The leopard swallowed hard, but he didn't realize that there was an armpit hair in this projectile, and the pig hair was long and hard. It is not uncommon for people to choke to death with noodles, and the golden leopard is choked.
The leopard choked on his eyes and drooled, grabbed his neck with both hands, and rolled on the ground like a shrimp.
"Ho ho ho .
The sound of the leopard's trachea being choked came from his throat, and everyone listened to it uncomfortably, and the thing was about to choke.
Seeing this, a member of the guard shouted: "Medic, medic. . . โ
Bajie saw everyone looking at him, your sister, why is it me. Bajie reluctantly stepped forward, and he was about to make a move.
The captain of the guard stepped forward and said, "Do you want artificial respiration, I know this." The captain of the guard didn't care what Bajie was going to say, and his thick lips pressed up.
The lung capacity of the captain of the guard is okay, I don't know if the qi has been blown in, anyway, the face of the leopard is inflated like a toad, and Bajie looks at his face a little sour.
After a minute, the leopard still did not improve, and the captain of the guard motioned for the others to go up and continue blowing.
After more than ten minutes of fuss, seven people in a row gave artificial respiration to the leopard, and those who didn't know thought they were interning at the health school.
Bajie saw that the money leopard was dying, but don't die before you get out of the school. Then he said: "Captain, can you let me, a professional, take a look, or he will be blown to death by you." โ
The captain of the guard nodded in agreement when he heard that it made sense, and that she had already taken advantage.
Bajie stepped forward and pushed the members of the guard who were lying on the golden leopard, this man is good-looking, and the woman will find a way to take advantage.
If Da Mi Mi faints and needs a man's kiss to come back to life, let's think about how many people will go to the line.
The money leopard quietly ate the projectile Bajie saw it, and knew that this stupid hat was just caught by the projectile, and you won't break it open and eat it if you have a small throat. This brain, can you be a king in this country?
When everyone saw Bajie stepping forward, they thought that she was also going to gnaw on the money leopard, but what everyone didn't expect was that Bajie's five fingers clenched and hammered on the stomach of the money leopard with a fist.
"Gross!"
The money leopard received a heavy punch in the stomach, not to mention the things in his throat and eyes, and a bowl of gastric juice poured up.
But he couldn't squirt, because Bajie's other hand covered his mouth hatefully.
"Don't throw it up, chew it and swallow it." Bajie said softly.
The golden leopard stared wide-eyed, shed tears, and reluctantly chewed pig hair, dirt, sebum and dragon liver.
That's disgusting.
This is called eating bitterness in pigs, and only then can you become a superior person.