Chapter 62: Iron Man's Prenatal Depression
Bajie took Pepper back to Stark Building, Tony had already returned, his emotions were no longer excited, he sat on the sofa with a calm expression, dignified and elegant, like a lady, it seemed that the back didn't hurt anymore.
However, as soon as he opened his mouth, it was no different from earth-shattering thunder for Little Pepper.
"Pepp, I want to give birth to the baby."
Hearing this, Bajie was stupid, I want to humiliate you, how do you feel like sending warmth.
Little Pepper fell down on Bajie's body, Bajie hurriedly held on, and there was no pit on the ground, why did he break the heel of his shoes?
"Harpy, help me through." Little Pepper said with a dead heart.
Seeing this, Bajie suddenly became happy again, and it was not impossible for Tony Stark's dog to be restless.
Pepper walked up to Stark, raised his hand and was about to give a slap to the man in front of him, but suddenly thought that the other party was a pregnant man, and he didn't wave his hand out.
"Tony Stark, my mother has been with you for more than 20 years, from a little girl with a high chest and good face, to a mature woman, taking care of your life, taking care of your company, and serving your lower (9) body, in order to achieve positive results with you.
I didn't expect it to be you.
You're going to have children with other men. ”
"Smack."
Pepper's slap finally landed on his face, but not Tony's, but his own.
"Woo. I'm so stupid, how could I believe that I can influence a playboy on my own.
Playboy would rather be a Playboy than look back at the good girl who pushes (9) hips for her.
Woo woo woo ... ”
Unexpectedly, Pepp's emotions collapsed first, and he threw himself into Harpy's arms and cried.
"Pepp, don't get excited, I'm not sure whose it is." Tony Stark didn't know how to explain it and said something vague.
"I don't know whose it is? Do you have anyone else but Team America? Pei Bo stopped crying, she felt that she was not just a junior, she could be four, five or six.
Bajie listened to Xiao Pepper's words, and saw Tony's shy belly caressing, he couldn't help it, and laughed out loud.
Tony and Pepper glared at Bajie, and Bajie quickly shut up, which is much more interesting than watching a movie.
"Don't get me wrong, Pepp, I just took a sample for testing on Friday.
Strange to say, I suddenly had an extra uterine cavity in my abdomen, and life in it was growing very fast, and I felt like I was going to give birth tomorrow. The doctor said it was a normal human fetus. Iron Man hurriedly explained.
"If another child is born, you can't live without a mother, Pepp, are you willing to be the child's mother?"
"That's not just two mothers for children." Peppard listened to Tony and didn't abandon her, and there was a good chance that they would become husband and wife.
"In the United States, it's not strange that a child has two moms or two dads, we're just two moms in the sense of reason, but biologically, we're one dad and one mom."
Bajie sounded a little winding, but seeing that the two had the intention of getting back together, Bajie was a little unhappy again.
You Americans, why are brain circuits so strange?
When Pepper was struggling with whether to agree to be a mother right away or be a mother again after getting married, Friday's test report came out.
"Boss, the boy is 100% genetically similar to you, just like a clone of you, and the girl has the same genes as you except for the Y chromosome."
As soon as Friday's words fell, the corners of Tony Stark's mouth turned up, and the confidence and arrogance returned to his face.
"You know what? The person I admire the most is my father, whose greatest work is me, and I, Tony Stark, replicate his success. ”
After Stark finished speaking, Bajie felt that this was crazy, and the man's pregnancy was blown by him as if he had succeeded in cultivating immortals.
Your father and your mother created you, it was because you swam fast, you created yourself, because you offended Grandpa Pig... Bajie is also powerless to complain.
I thought that if I fed someone a mouthful of, not only was they not disgusting, but they also asked you if you had vinegar, and it tasted like vinegar.
Bajie felt like he had lost and felt a deep sense of frustration.
What the hell did I do? Bajie really wanted to slap himself, but after such a fuss, he was in no mood to seek revenge on Iron Man. Go back and think of another idea with Zora to stimulate and stimulate Iron Man.
"Pyghogan, is that you?"
When Bajie looked frustrated, Pepper had already stood behind Tony Stark, and both of them were wearing their battle armors, Tony Stark's battle armor was very intimate, and the protrusion in the lower abdomen was particularly obvious.
A veritable pregnant husband Iron Man.
Talking to reporters and laughing at Stark to his face, how could this be Harpy's character, Iron Man may not have noticed his emotional breakdown at first, but after so long, he must have noticed it.
Now that he was discovered, Bajie didn't pretend, so he asked the doubts in his heart.
"Tucker, I really don't understand, how did you do such a humiliating thing?"
"Fxxxk, Pighogan, sure enough, it's you, did you do Team America's madness?" Tony Stark questioned Bajie with a short breath.
"Tony, don't get excited, it's not good for the baby." Peppon Patch Knife.
"Do you need to ask? It must be me, you answer me first, why did you accept the reason why you had a child. Bajie looked serious, Stark wanted to smoke him to death, but unfortunately he couldn't beat him.
"Hmph, I won't tell you, oops, hey... After Tony finished snorting, he suddenly hugged his stomach and cried out in pain.
"Tony, what's wrong with you?" Pepper was in a hurry and couldn't help, "Check it out on Friday." ”
"Maybe it's the tires, or maybe the two little ones are fighting in there." Bajie interjected.
Hearing Bajie's words, Iron Man burst into tears, and seventy percent of the previous ones were pretended. The dignified playboy Stark, he won't take off his pants himself, you let him have a baby himself...
"Who the hell are you, and why are you doing this to me?" Iron Man endured his abdominal pain and asked with difficulty.
"You don't even know who I am, and you've been making trouble with me over and over again." Bajie was also so angry, you beat me, I took revenge and bullied you and cried, you actually asked me why?
"I gave you a chance, but you gave up the opportunity I gave you, and I made a move on you." Stark's face twitched as he spoke, like a contraction.
"I also gave you a chance, the first time we met, Odin said that I was an Oriental Immortal, you obviously heard it, and you wanted to kill me later." Bajie actually told Stark the reason.
"I also met a god before and beat him badly, but he didn't take revenge on me." Stark is still arguing, like a bear child, he can only beat others by himself, and he can't fight back from others.
"Stark, the god you beat, first he is too vegetable, second he has a good temper, I am different from the old pig, I have a bad temper." Bajie came to the United States and encountered a lot of strange things, three views are ridiculous, and there are double standards for life.
"I apologize to you, can you help me remove the fetus from my belly?" Stark finally bowed his head.
The contractions made him really unbearable, and just now it was like a joke about the child's bright future.
"Tony, you just asked me to be the mother of the child, did you lie to me?" Pepper quit working in the first place, and without children, she probably won't have a chance to be Mrs. Stark.
Iron Man ignored Pepper.
"Hey, you proudly told the reporter that you were pregnant, and let Pepper be the mother of the child, how can you regret it again." Seeing Iron Man's appearance, Bajie was happy, this is the effect I want.
"At first, it was to paralyze you, and then I thought it was simple to have a child, oops, oops, Peibo I realized that it was not easy for my mother." Iron Man screamed, and Pepp's scalp tingled in his ears.
"Hahaha... Bajie smiled very heartily, this is the pleasure of revenge.
"Stark, I'm sorry, I only brought the water to give birth, and the water for the abortion was not prepared." After Bajie finished speaking, he disappeared in place.
Seeing this, Tony Stark was so angry that he slammed the ground.
"Tony, are you going to persevere and try to be a great mother?" Peibo also shed tears and suggested distressedly.
Tony Stark squinted at Pepper, his heart full of sourness
This uterine cavity is connected to Tony's heart by thick blood vessels, and the reason why the fetus can land in two days is because there is a large amount of blood irrigation, once the fetus is removed, Tony will inevitably die of excessive blood loss. Again, New York law doesn't allow abortion. Stark's head was covered in sweat.
"On Friday, give Tony some pain-relieving injections." Peppard felt that there was only so much he could do.
"The injections are not harmful to the baby." Stark hurriedly added. Since you can't take it off, you have to give birth to a team of healthy babies.
"Tony, I feel that there is always a god against us, a great danger to us, and we should let Harpy ask this Eastern Immortal for forgiveness." Peppard proposed.
Tony Stark was injected with painkillers and the pain was relieved a lot. "You have a point, I am not strong enough to fight against an immortal of this level, and it is not unacceptable to take a step back.
But when I make a stronger weapon, I'm going to make him pay.
Oh, stinky baby, are you using my belly as a boxing ring? ”