Rizhao iron furnace shengdan furnace?

Syllable! Do you really want something to happen to the stove? Bajie gave himself a slap in the face.

Shouldn't the soul of this furnace be refined by a lava dragon as a template? Why is it a male?

Isn't the lava dragon the mother?

Also, why does this stove say such unbelievable words, only an old driver can say it, and why is its soul so obscene and shameless.

It doesn't matter because Bajie is the same kind of person.

And most importantly, why does the stove speak? Just off the production line to become fine, is it so magical?

Moreover, isn't this stove made of metal? Why do you still twist and twist, three legs alternately jump, it's like a neuropathy.

"Iron Furnace Mother, who is my father...

"Smack!" Bajie slapped the lid of the alchemy furnace, I don't know if the alchemy furnace hurts, Bajie's hand hurts.

"Who are you?" Bajie glared at the alchemy furnace.

The alchemy furnace staggered, jumped and turned to Bajie's side, looked up and down, and the three furnace legs jumped into Bajie's arms, and the two big ears flashed and hugged Bajie.

"Dad..."

I'm Nima!

I just gave birth to a son with a sexual obscenity, and this stove really recognizes my father.

"Song Yi Song, Song Yi Song, I am your master, not your father." Although Bajie doesn't want to admit it, this stove is cheap and colorful, and he really looks like his son.

"Dad, don't deny it, we bleed the same blood, I feel it, and I know that you especially like to be someone else's father." The sound of the stove is crisp and funny, and the tail note is always upturned and full of joy.

In layman's terms, this stove is funny.

Bajie's comprehension ability was still there, so he couldn't help but not kick the stove, but in the next second, Bajie kicked the stove's leg.

"It's my dad who likes to be my dad. Oops. Woo woo woo ... ”

Bajie was stunned, and he didn't cry out for pain when he kicked the stove, so he cried.

"Dad, do you want to be the last, do you know what I use that iron ridge for? Dad, you're too ruthless. "The alchemy furnace cried so badly, and a few tears actually squeezed out of the diamond-shaped eyes.

Bajie was at a loss for what to do, and suddenly locked his eyes on Ai Cui.

"Three-inch ding. . . It's not an inch and a half, isn't it your hands and feet? ”

Atri habitually knelt down and kowtowed, crying out for injustice. "Dad, you're guarding next to you, how can I have a chance to do anything?"

"Get out, call Lao Tzu Grandpa Pig, is your name Dad?" Bajie is now a little disgusted by others calling him Dad.

As soon as he finished speaking, the stove suddenly stopped crying, and jumped up to Attri, kicking Attri with three small short legs.

"My dad is what you can scream? My father is only one of my sons, you call me father, call me quickly! ”

Bajie slapped himself on the forehead, what kind of ghost animal alchemy furnace is this, I don't know how other functions are, this character is so cheap that there is no boundary, my old pig is not like this.

"Oops, Dad, Oops... Grandpa Pig helps... "Atri was almost kicked to death by the furnace, and he was hit with Thor's hammer when he stepped down.

Atri is very useful, and Bajie can't let the stove kill him.

"Hey, son, come here, don't bully an inch and a half." After Bajie finished speaking, he gave himself a mouth, why I just don't have a memory, and I still like to be a father.

Finished! This family member is considered to have been recognized.

"Dad, you call me." This stove doesn't look like it's about to fall down while jumping and walking, but it's quite fast.

"Do you know what I'm going to do with you?" Bajie put all that mess behind and got down to business first.

"Dad, I can make alchemy, help you beat people, open spatial wormholes, take you anywhere, learn magic to increase your cultivation, and become an important helper on your way forward.

Most importantly, I can pass on your lineage and spread your blood throughout the universe. ”

The front is what I need, the matter of inheritance, the old pig came by himself, and this special thought that a seeder was cast.

"Can I go back to Blue Star?" Bajie asked.

"You put the star map in my stomach, as long as there is a place on the star map, I can go there." The alchemy furnace was suddenly serious, and Bajie couldn't stand it a little, but the next sentence was particularly inserious.

"Wormholes are also dry and wet, and the alchemy furnace you know, can't get wet."

Bajie wants to cover his face, compared to you, I am a serious little pig who can't be serious.

Afraid of water? So do you pass on your lineage like Iron Man?

Bajie resisted the urge to complain, and it was important to do the right thing.

Pulling out the golden retrieved corpse of Magneto King from the Yuan Shen, "Come, let's refine a Fasheng Pill for my father first." ”

The alchemy furnace didn't talk nonsense, and controlled the lid of the pot to scoop up Magneto's body and put it in his stomach.

"Dad, Huohou, tell me about the effect of the pill, I'll start it right away, and I'll be able to melt him in a while." The alchemy furnace closed the lid of the pot by itself, and said something that Bajie did not understand.

Danlu is not arrogant, and he speaks and walks down the three roads.

"You can control the fire yourself, this is a mutant who has the ability to control metal, and he can refine this ability into an elixir." Bajie said to the alchemy furnace.

"Dad, I don't have enough firepower, the success rate is only eighty percent, if there is a higher temperature and stronger fire source, I can increase the success rate to more than ninety percent." The alchemy furnace made a request.

As soon as Bajie heard it, didn't Atrina have a ready-made one?

In terms of the arrangement of the Origin Fire, under Ai Cui's crying blood and kneeling, Bajie did not take away all the Origin Flames, leaving a small flame for Ai Cui to continue cultivating.

Putting in the Origin Fire, Bajie felt that it was not enough, and took out the Eternal Fire in the Yuan Shen and put it in the alchemy furnace.

"Dad, I feel like I'm burning now!" The alchemy furnace said this kind of thing in that funny voice, which made Bajie want to smoke him.

"Shut up and get down to business, what is the success rate?"

"Dad, it's 95 percent. I'm moving. ”

As soon as the alchemy furnace spoke, the lid of the pot was tightly closed, and the body of the furnace slowly turned red, and then the red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, seven colors were rounded, and finally the furnace turned silvery-white again.

During this period, the two gas holes on the lid of the pot kept releasing various magical gases, and the entire star ring was shrouded in colorful mist.

This colorful mist is inhaled into the mouth, which makes people feel refreshed and happy, and the soul has a sense of soaring.

Bajie and Ai Cui surrounded the alchemy furnace to enjoy the wonderful feeling brought by the colorful mist, and the stove suddenly began to shake violently, and the lid of the pot was uncontrollable.

Bajie didn't know why, frowned and took two steps back, while Ai Cui was still immersed in the fog and couldn't extricate himself.

The stove shook for a minute, and there was a hole behind the rune-engraved buttocks, and the hole suddenly opened, and a puff of black smoke poured out, and poor Atri sucked it up.

The black smoke entered his lungs, and Ai Cui's two eyeballs were bigger than Bajie's head, and he was unsteady on his feet, and he fell down.

This fart is too hard.

"Dad, what are you eating? More powerful than poison gas. As a filial son, Ai Cui asked the alchemy furnace in a daze.

"Ai Cui, you are really greedy, you can't smell enough, why do you want the formula?" Bajie teased, Ai Cui was smoked by the fart, and Bajie was so angry that he didn't come up in one breath, and fainted.

The joke here has just ended, and the horn is sounding on the side of the alchemy furnace, it seems that the alchemy should be successful.

"Daddy!! Did you carve words into my ass? This fart hurts as much as a knife pull. "The funny voice of the alchemy furnace is actually a little shaky." Dad, I'm an alchemy furnace with hemorrhoids, woo woo woo... ”

Bajie can't stand this neurotic alchemy furnace a little, Lao Tzu carved so shallowly, you kid touch porcelain, but you can't say that.

"I can't carve your face, you still have to pass on the lineage."

"Dad, I have a back, who do you see carving a tattoo on the buttocks, if I have a loyal service to the country on my back, how proud I am." The alchemy furnace can't speak if it's not cheap.

"The knife is for you, and you can carve it yourself next time." Bajie really didn't want to pay attention to him.

"Dad, let's not carve it in the future, I'm very smart, I can not only refine the pill, but also cultivate, if you throw any spells and runes into my stomach, I will master it all." The alchemy furnace has a big belly, and it is very proud.

Not to mention anything else, just the belly and shameless strength are exactly the same as Bajie.

"Okay, you can show me my elixir first." Bajie was eager to know the results of the refining and the effect of the elixir.

"Dad, this medicine is so fragrant, I can't help but take half of it!"