Hearing the threat of the monkey, Bajie didn't care, this time you must stimulate this monkey, I was deceived by you to be cannon fodder, and I am not allowed to scold you a few words.

"Brother Monkey, don't be angry, let's talk about it, I call you Brother Monkey, my son also calls you Brother Monkey, and you call me Uncle Pig.

Oh, Uncle Pig, if you really want to call me, I'm more than sleeping with Chang'e... Hahaha... Bajie said angrily, feeling that he had taken back all the advantages on the way to learn the scriptures.

Bajie only heard the sound of the monkey's panting and the sound of the monkey smashing things, two words, comfortable!

"Bajie, if you don't change, I have to teach you a lesson." The monkey said viciously.

"Brother Monkey, just now you said that your love was exhausted, when you calculated me, our love was already over, you still taught me, you came to call me along the phone line." Bajie doesn't tease the monkey anymore, and says what he wants to say in one go, senior brother, he has to use my old pig as cannon fodder.

Hearing Bajie's words, the monkey suddenly calmed down a lot, "Bajie. ”

"Don't call me Bajie, the flood is going to war with Marvel, I am the cannon fodder who takes the lead, and when Marvel kills me, the army of the flood will be killed, and it will destroy the Marvel saint, Sun Dasheng, when you gather the power of Marvel's faith and achieve the position of a saint, don't forget to take the lead for you when the time comes, and don't forget to take care of your holy brother." Bajie said coldly, he felt that his guess was completely correct.

"Bajie, you think of yourself too low, your role is not so simple, the saints on both sides of our call can hear it, and I can't say too many things." The monkey said meaningfully.

Hearing the monkey's words, Bajie was stunned, such a private behavior can't be hidden from the saints on both sides?

"Brother Monkey, do you mean, let's talk, the saint on Marvel's side acquiesced?" Bajie felt a chill in his back.

"The saint game is all open cards, and it is from the side of the flood to put power into Marvel. It's all on your own over there. The monkey said leisurely, the two brothers have a deep relationship, the saints designated the eight precepts to do this, originally the person in charge was going to give the Maitreya Buddha, the monkey worked hard to fight for it, hoping to give the eight precepts the slightest possibility of survival.

Although it is not cannon fodder, it is also a game of death.

Hearing the monkey's words, Bajie's brain became a piece of paste again, more important than being cannon fodder, what is that for, what can a little piglet do?

Although the saints could hear the conversation between Bajie and the monkey, Bajie still wanted to know more things, and it was too uncomfortable to be confused.

"Brother Monkey, you can say more about what you can."

"I've said everything I can say, you should be careful over there, just go with the flow, and I originally planned to teach you seventy-two changes, you took advantage of me, I just made a decision not to teach." The monkey suddenly tugged at it.

As soon as Bajie heard that he was going to teach him seventy-two changes, this is much more powerful than the magic books in the room full of Kama Taj, and Bajie is more interested in this, why are the monkeys and Erlang God unique, because these two goods will have seventy-two changes, which is a change technique that can hide the catastrophe.

What three disasters and five tribulations, in the face of seventy-two changes are all invalid, it is said that such a miraculous power is practiced to a high depth, even the saint can hide it, the meaning of the monkey is very clear, is to let my old pig practice this kung fu to the mouth is profound, then the probability of saving life is much higher, the monkey still has feelings for my old pig

The thirty-six changes of Tiangang and the seventy-two changes of the earth, after the cultivation of the one hundred and eight techniques of the Heavenly Dao, everything can change, all laws can be passed, and when the time comes, even in the face of death, the god can also hold his head high.

"Brother Monkey, don't, you teach me, I'll change my son's name immediately."

"It's late, Grandpa Sun is not happy, Grandpa Sun is going to sleep." The monkey took the initiative and finally got back the slightest face.

"Brother Monkey, you see if this will work, I will have another son, with your surname, and be your godson.

It's called Sun Jiujie, no, no, no, it's called Sun Qijie, and I'll call him brother. "In order to learn seventy-two changes, Bajie doesn't even want his face.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey... This is good, when you give birth to a grandson with seven precepts, I will teach you seventy-two changes. "From a nephew to an uncle, directly across two generations, the monkey is so happy that it explodes.

"Brother Monkey, I must be born, you teach me first...

A blind voice came, and there was no more talk.

Bajie really wanted to smoke his mouth, and he didn't catch anything after fighting for a long time, if he didn't fight his mouth, maybe he could learn a few variations of monkeys.

Hurry up and save the power of faith for a while, and immediately learn the seventy-two changes, although I don't know what the saints sent me to do, but the powerful point can always increase the chance of survival, and when I have time, I have to let the saints teach their own magic, and only by learning from China and the West can we dominate the world.

Speaking of Xingsheng, he resolutely did not change his name, although it could be seen from the tone of the monkey that he was also a last resort, and tried his best to protect himself, and even took out the seventy-two changes in his housekeeping skills, but Bajie still had a grudge against the monkey.

If you can be disgusted, you have to be disgusted with the monkeys.

The eight precepts will let go of the mind, and the saints will practice the tricks next to them.

"Son, let's go back to New York."

"Dad, remember to find me a woman." It is really a bit of a disobedience to stop cultivating, and such obscene words come out of that face that pours sentient beings.

"Son, you have such a look, you don't need to look for a woman at all, women will line up to find you, even if you are an iron waist, if you don't control it, you will become a finger twister." The eight precepts are serious about educating their sons.

"Dad, the woman of this planet, is she so superficial?" Xingsheng asked with a frown.

"Son, this is not called superficiality, my fairy peach or the grass on the ground, which one do you choose to eat?"

"Of course it's Xiantao."

"You're the peach." Bajie originally wanted to say that Xingsheng was Tang monk's meat, as long as it was a monster, no matter how male and female wanted to bite him.

Xingsheng was enlightened, and then said: "Dad, can the agreement of ten words a day be canceled?" ”

This son was born less than a day ago, but he seems to be much more mature than he was on the dwarf planet, and he hasn't said anything funny for a long time. The son should naturally relax some supervision, and besides, this child is still a little rebellious.

"Child, as long as you don't expose your father's shortcomings, I won't restrict you from talking, and besides, don't destroy this planet when you go out to play, then we won't have a good place to be happy."

Bajie only gave Peter Parker as a father, that child is weak, the bad points of the teaching can protect himself, and he doesn't dare to teach badly, this guy can accidentally destroy the blue star, and the power of faith collected is gone, go back and feed him the law book first, he does things according to the law, and Bajie can let him go out to wave.

"Dad, do you agree with me to hang out alone?" Xingsheng was really happy.

"Two conditions, first, you must be obedient, do what I say, and you can go out and play casually; Second, there are many enemies of Dad, you have to come back at any time to help Dad fight, even when cooking a woman, you can't delay Dad's call. "The Eight Precepts set two rules for the practice of holiness.

"Dad, what are you waiting for, I want to go to New York now." Xingsheng came impatiently and grabbed Bajie's hand.

In a blink of an eye, father and son were back in New York, still in the same alley they had left, but it was already night.

It happened to be near the Asgardian Mutual Aid Society, and Bajie saw that the lights inside were still on, and knew that Maypark was dreaming inside, so he couldn't wait to go in.

Bajie suddenly thought of something, so he turned his head and told him to do the saint.

"Son, you go to the New York library first and read all the law-related books, you can't do anything that the law doesn't allow you to do, do you know?"

"That's it?" Walk the saint rhetorical question.

Bajie pondered carefully for a moment and said: "In this city, there are several women who are fathers, and the speed at which you cook women is too fast, I'm afraid of you... ”

As he spoke, the mana flowed, and the image of the woman who had something to do with Bajie appeared in front of Xingsheng in New York.

Mae Park, Inichuan, and the daughter of an unknown tavern owner. (200,000 words, the lustful Bajie only arched three women, and one of them is still a dragon set, this is a harem text, what a shame!) ）

"Okay Dad, three years at most, I'll go through all the remaining women in New York." As soon as the words fell, the saint disappeared.

"Son, pay attention to your waist!!"