Chapter 005: Drunk Life and Dream Death

"Fighting on the battlefield, he may not be inferior to you. If you fight in the court, you will be inferior to him. ”

The drunkard chuckled, apparently not taking Ying Chengcheng's words to heart.

The way he gets along with Ying Chengcheng is very casual, and the two are more like friends than lords and guests.

"With honey on my mouth and a sword in my stomach, I can't do such a villain."

Ying Cheng leaned over the table and pointed at the drunkard's chest.

"Who do you say? Beat around the bush and scold me, don't you? Do you want to mess around with me? ”

"When have I ever scolded you? Uh, hahaha! I have no such intentions, don't blame, don't blame! The drunkard reacted.

Ying Chengcheng and Meng Tian both have their own scheming, and the two are the same. When he said Meng Tian just now, it was tantamount to saying that Ying Cheng Cheng was a toad.

The two laughed for a while, and the drunkard drank and ate food, behaving casually.

"Jun Shangshang didn't ask about the political affairs of the Qin State for a long time, why did he change his mind because of Ying Fusu? As a son, he became a knife in the hands of Confucianism. Such a stupid person, why should the king spend his mind on him? ”

"Do you really think that Fusu doesn't know Confucian ideas?"

Chewing meat in his mouth, the drunkard muttered, "If he knew, why would he still contradict King Qin?" Unless he's crazy! ”

"You're right, my eldest nephew is crazy!"

The drunkard raised his eyebrows and glanced at Ying Chengcheng suspiciously.

The eldest son of Qin, benevolence, purity, courage and perseverance. Be polite and gentle to others.

Saying that such a person is a crazy person, your lord, you drank my brain when I drank, right?

"You still don't believe me, come, I'll tell you about it!"

"Not necessarily!"

The drunkard refused with a cautious look.

"Your Majesty, your ability to fool people is very high, and you have fooled me to come to Qin State. But you can't just stare at me all the time, can you? The girl on the grassland will not only pick a sheep to make clothes, but will make the sheep bald. ”

Ying Cheng was furious.

"Who fooled you? You drunkard! If you don't learn, you can't do it! I'm kind enough to teach you, and you bite me back! ”

"If you don't learn the word Wushu, in this Xianyang City, it's your own."

"I have occasional feelings, send you two sentences, I hope you will remember it in your heart - the whole world is turbid, I am clear, everyone is drunk and I am sober! Don't be blinded by worldly prejudices! ”

"Your Majesty, your perception is the same as Qu Yuan's, these two sentences Qu Yuan wrote in "The Fisherman"."

"You still watch "The Fisherman"? You're literate, you! ”

"Fighting a war also depends on the art of war, how can anyone be illiterate?"

"Yes!"

Ying Chengcheng smiled coldly.

"The famous general Li Yunlong, who is illiterate, can still command the Battle of Ping'an Grad that will change the tide of the war!"

"Li Yunlong? How come I haven't heard the name? Which country's famous general? And where is Pingangrad? I was able to memorize the entire map and make sure it didn't have the name on it. Your Majesty, you're fooling me again. ”

"I also have the feeling that the more ignorant people are, the more they like to question others. Qu Yuan never said this, right? ”

"The king admits that he plagiarized Qu Yuan before?"

"No, I just feel the same way as Qu Yuan."

The drunkard said sincerely: "How thick-skinned is the king? Even if I take the sword forged by Ou Yezi and scratch it on Junshang's face, I won't be able to leave a scar on Junshang's face. ”

Ou Yezi was a native of Yue in the early Warring States period, the originator of sword casting, and half of the top ten famous swords were cast by Ou Yezi.

The sword of the king of Chu, the sword of Tai'a, and the sword of the king of Yue, the sword of Chunjun, were all cast by Ou Yezi.

The swords forged by Ou Yezi, each one is sharp and unparalleled, and they are the best among the swords.

"Drunkard, can you go and bring me Touman's head back now?"

Touman is the name of the Xiongnu Shan Yu.

Xiongnu's Shan Yu is equivalent to the emperor of Qin.

The Xiongnu are the most powerful ethnic group of the Hu people.

"Yes, you can give me 200,000 people."

"I can only give you 20 people, and I've heard that famous players can win more with less. You are a famous general, and I believe you will bring me the head of Huiman. ”

"Why does the king want to kill me? Did I say the wrong thing and annoy you? ”

"Of course not, I'm not a stingy person, I just want Touman's head."

The drunkard stared at Ying Chengcheng for a long time, knocked on the table three times, blinked seven times, and suddenly smiled.

He took a jar of spirits, and poured it into his mouth along the mouth of the jar.

"Leave me some! I don't drink anymore! ”

Ying Chengcheng blocked several times, but to no avail.

Bang~

The jar fell to the ground and shattered.

There was no wine spilling, only a few drops of wine could be seen on the jar shards.

Meng Tian and Ying Chengcheng drank half a jar together, and then they were drunk with hazy spirits, and the drunkard actually drank the whole jar clean.

The drunkard's eyes were misty, and he stood up and burped, and the whole house smelled of alcohol.

He staggered out, and was grabbed by the shoulder.

"What are you going to do? It's all joking. ”

The drunkard turned his head, his eyes shining like stars, and shouted, "I'll go and bring back the head of the head of the king!" ”

Ying Cheng laughed angrily, and also shouted: "Do you have 200,000 soldiers and horses?" ”

The drunkard was louder.

"I have!"

Thump~

The pair of stars dimmed, his body tilted, and he fell drunk on Yingcheng's body.

"You don't smell like you're drinking, you've got a fart!"

“…… I have. ”

The drunkard's voice was much quieter, perhaps because he was drunk, his head was confused, and he couldn't shout.

He tried to open his eyes, but his eyelids fell again and again.

In these more than a dozen opening and closing, he saw the familiar and young figures again.

The teenagers, whose faces were still childish and whose chins had not yet grown beards, shouted loudly.

"General! You're not talking about drinking and making mistakes! Don't drink alcohol in wartime! ”

"General! Where did you go in the last battle? Without you! We can't stop the Qin army! ”

"General! Did you surrender to Qin? Didn't we say yes, swear not to surrender! ”

I have, I have, I really have......

The drunkard was drunk, and Ying Chengcheng sighed softly.

"No matter how much you drink, you can't drink anyone."

Most of the wine in Chang'an Junfu went into the mouth of the drunkard.

The drunkard gets drunk three times a day, every day.

Drunk and dreaming of death - the living are drunk, and the dream is dead.

Mongfu.

Meng Fu, who served four generations of Qin monarchs, was full of white hair, lying on a soft couch, listening to his grandson Meng Tian tell a complete account of what happened in the Chang'an Monarch's Mansion.

"My eldest son and I were stopped in the mansion by Ying Cheng, and this shaft went to the palace, and His Majesty really changed his mind. What the left prime minister and the right prime minister didn't do, he just let him do it, and the eldest son really stayed for the time being! Father, why aren't you surprised at all? ”

Qin Guosu sat up with Meng Fu sitting up, hunched his back, and Meng Tian hurriedly stepped forward to support him.

"Surprised, the relationship between Your Majesty and Chang'anjun has always been very good, and you younger generations don't know it. When the Qin Dynasty was on the throne, if it weren't for Chang'anjun's intention to concede...... Forget it, it's all old things, say he's a bird. ”

Meng Fu said half of it, Meng Tian realized that there was a lot of hidden truth in it, and he kept asking.

But no matter how much he asked, the eldest father, who usually knew everything about him, was silent and did not reveal any information.

"You're always asking a bird! Get out of the way if you're fine! Don't delay the old man's sleep! ”

Meng Tian saw that he couldn't deduct information from Meng Fei's mouth, so he could only say helplessly: "The eldest father doesn't want to speak, and the grandson doesn't ask." But the eldest father has to tell me how my family will deal with myself in the court tomorrow. ”

Meng Fu said happily: "Will there be a meeting tomorrow?" His Majesty has held court meetings more times than King Zhaoxiang, and the Qin State is getting better and better. ”

The Qin Dynasty Meeting was not held every day, but only when Qin Jun notified the convening.

If Qin Jun didn't say that a court meeting would be held, then it would be normal not to hold it once in ten days and a half months.

In fact, the early dynasty every day is a rule set by Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding king of the Ming Dynasty.

Before this, there was no such rule in all dynasties.

King Zhaoxiang of Qin was the first monarch to serve in Qin, and he was also a famous Ming monarch in the history of Qin.

Meng Fu thinks that he is a rough person, and in his heart, the degree of virtuous monarch is positively related to the number of court meetings.

He originally thought that King Qin Zhaoxiang held court meetings frequently enough, and King Qin Zhaoxiang was virtuous enough.

In the twilight of his life, he found that Yingzheng, who was in the prime of life, held more court meetings than King Qin Zhaoxiang held in his lifetime.

This made the veteran feel that this Qin Jun was really virtuous.

"Since you were sent by Your Majesty to the eldest son, in matters that have nothing to do with Your Majesty, you recognize the eldest son as the commander, and the eldest son will fight wherever he wants. Our Meng family is not an old Qin person, it is an outsider, and we can stand firm in the Qin State, in addition to fighting, we also rely on loyalty! ”

Meng Tian agreed.

"Grandson understands, tomorrow I will wave the flag for Yingcheng, and I will shout."

"This is about Chang'anjun Bird? Well? Chang'anjun wants to attend the court meeting tomorrow? He's going to go into politics?! ”