Chapter 138: Men, be cruel to yourself
Shancheng city center, Zhenhua Wuguan Branch.
In the toilet, Zhou Shen stared at the poop in the toilet bowl with a contemplative expression on his face.
Because of his bad liver, he has often had diarrhea in the past year, so he will take a look at it every time he has a stomach flush.
However, since practicing martial arts, he has never had a diarrhea, and the poop is also of moderate size, so he gradually stopped caring.
And at this time, he paid attention to one thing, but he suddenly discovered one thing, he didn't seem to be on the tuba for three days.
"I eat so much food every day, theoretically I should be on tuba every day, but now it's only once in three or four days, which is a bit unreasonable."
"And...... That's too little poop, isn't it? ”
Zhou Shen looked at the poop in the toilet, which was only about one-third of the normal excretion volume, and secretly wondered.
"Could it be that all the food I eat is absorbed by the gastrointestinal tract? Becomes the nutrient that the body needs? ”
"It's very likely! Three-quarters of the human excrement is water, and the remaining quarter is solid, and most of the solid matter is protein, inorganics, fats, undigested dietary fiber, dehydrated digestive juice residues, vitamin K, vitamin B, as well as cells shed from the intestines and dead bacteria, etc., and my appetite is so strong, the consumption system must be far more than normal people. ”
Zhou Shen thought about the reason.
It wasn't a bad thing anyway, and he decided to go back and keep watching.
"It's a pity that internal vision can't see the situation in the intestine now, and after the meridian control method is practiced, directly observe whether there is stool in the intestine through the capillaries, so that it will be clear."
Flush.
Turn around and wash your hands in front of the washroom.
In the mirror, the hard face as if it had been chiseled by a knife and an axe, the short hair of the steel needleboard, the sharp and angular facial features, the sword eyebrows and starry eyes, the nose like a hanging gall, with the majestic body, it is really handsome.
The only "fly in the ointment" is that the skin is too white, just like a pearl, and under the light of the vanity mirror, it exudes a soft luster.
During this time, he was exposed to the wind and sun, sleeping in the open, and finally made his skin a little darker and looked a little gentlemanly, but the [iron underwear] was upgraded the afternoon before yesterday and his skin molted.
Good guy, the skin he worked so hard to get out is back to before liberation all at once.
But he quickly put such small things behind him.
After washing his face, Zhou Shen grinned at the washing mirror.
Two rows of snow-white teeth were revealed in the mirror, but if you look closely, you will find that his upper and lower eight front teeth are smaller than normal, and the teeth are tightly arranged together, and there is not even a trace of gap in the middle.
He also found it yesterday morning, and counted it out of curiosity, but found that although his teeth were smaller, the number had increased, and a normal person had 28~32 teeth, and after he upgraded his [iron underwear] yesterday, now his teeth have become 36......
……
Zhou Shen came to the martial arts hall in the afternoon, of course, not to meet his friends with martial arts, but to test the hardness of his current skin.
In other words, from the cultivation of [Iron Underwear] to the present, he has never seriously tested his skin, how hard is it?
Take advantage of the fact that it's okay today and do a good test.
When he came out of the bathroom, Zhou Shen saw a lot of people coming to the martial arts hall, it was Yin Longsheng and Chen Jing who were in the same group, and Yang Xingyu was accompanying him.
Seeing Zhou Shen coming, Yang Xingyu and Yin Longsheng took Chen Jing over with them and introduced them.
Chen Jingtong, his son, grandson, and more than a dozen martial artists who came with him couldn't help but be stunned after seeing Zhou Shen's appearance.
It's really Zhou Shen's skin is too white, and he doesn't look like a person who has been practicing martial arts all year round.
Not only Chen Jingtong and them, but also Yin Longsheng was a little surprised, when Zhou Shen went to his house last night, it was at night, because of the light, it was not too conspicuous, and it seemed that it was a little too white during the day.
However, Chen Jingtong came back to his senses in an instant, and very modestly saluted Zhou Shen with a fist, "Take the liberty to come over and disturb Master Zhou, and ask Master Zhou not to be surprised." ”
"It's okay, it's okay, don't be so polite!" Zhou Shen smiled and waved his hand, and said disapprehantly, "Everyone wait a while, I'll come back later." ”
Chen Jingtong heard that Zhou Shen still had something to do, and said that it didn't matter, "Okay, okay, Master Zhou has something to do, just go and get busy." ”
Zhou Shen was not polite, turned around and left.
After Zhou Shen left, everyone immediately whispered about Zhou Shen's deeds, and some people asked Yang Xingyu about it.
In fact, except for Chen Jingtong, everyone else at the scene had more or less heard about Zhou Shen's deeds before.
But people are like that, and hearsay is never as true as what you have seen with your own eyes and what you say in person.
Just like Yin Longsheng, the apprentice Pi Deyong showed him a high-definition video, which contained a video of Zhou Shen kicking the target and bursting the wooden stake, but he just didn't believe it, unless Zhou Shen smashed the wooden stake in his house in front of him, he would believe it.
Because anything can be fake in this year.
Fake cigarettes, fake wine, fake friends, fake affection, fake tenderness.
As for the false master, it is like a carp crossing the river.
So everyone came to find out with a three-point questioning and seven-point speculation.
As for whether it is true or not, everyone at the scene is an old Jianghu, so they naturally have their own judgment.
"Heavy rain, your grandfather and I can be regarded as good friends, you tell me the truth, this Master Zhou ......"
Chen Jingtong looked at Yang Xingyu with burning eyes, he didn't say the following words, but he believed that Yang Xingyu understood what he meant.
Chen Jingtong was not Yin Longsheng, nor was he the other so-called martial artists on the scene, because he had come into contact with more than one Ming Jin master, and even had seen a dark Jin master.
Because his master is a contemporary figure of martial arts masters such as Ip Man, Wang Ziping, and Du Xinwu.
Because of this, he knew more clearly how difficult it was to practice to the realm of Ming Jin and hear the legendary "sound"?
In addition to having a unique talent in martial arts, he must also have the guidance of a famous teacher, and he must practice diligently every day, just like Yang Xingyu.
And even so, if you slack off, you will never be able to touch the realm of bright energy.
None of the Ming Jin masters he met before were under forty years old, and they were basically forty-five, six, seven or eight years old before they entered the realm of Ming Jin, so they were all called extremely talented.
As for the dark energy, like Ip Man, he didn't step into the dark energy until he was seventy years old in his later years.
His Wing Chun has been practiced to the point of turning from light to dark, which is very terrifying.
It's a pity that it is precisely because of his age and the decay of Qi blood that he has not been able to set foot in the realm of true dark energy.
Because of this, when he saw Zhou Shen so young and was about to enter the realm of dark energy, he really didn't believe it.
"Master, it's true!"
Yang Xingyu looked at Chen Jingtong and said with great certainty.
"Even if I tell you the specifics now, you may not believe it, it's better to stay here for two days and get in touch with Brother Shen, you have your own judgment."
"This ......"
Chen Jingtong had a look of disbelief on his face.
Yang Xingyu said with a smile: "Speaking of which, Master, you are in a hurry, Brother Shen originally planned to stay with us for three or five or seven days, and then go all the way west to Gui Province, but he likes the scenery of Nanao Island very much, so he decided to stay for a longer time." ”
"Good, good! Then please help me talk to Master Zhou, or I'll ......."
Chen Jingtong hasn't begged anyone for decades, and he doesn't like to trouble others, so he is a little embarrassed, instead of deliberately being a riddler.
Fortunately, Yang Xingyu understood very well, "I know what you mean, master, it's okay, you can rest assured, Brother Shen has always been informal, as long as he has time, he is very happy to communicate with you......"
The two brothers, Chen Yuchen and Chen Yujie, who were standing behind Chen Jingtong, twitched the corners of their eyebrows, and they tried their best to hold back so that they didn't laugh out loud on the spot.
The brothers glanced at each other, and both saw the narrow smiles in each other's eyes.
Chen Yujie took out his mobile phone and typed a line, "What kind of Zhou Shen, it doesn't look like I'm older, he actually dares to come out and deceive, pretending to be a master, wait a minute, do we want to expose him?" ”
Chen Yuchen glanced at it, took his mobile phone and typed, "Don't be impulsive, act when you see the opportunity!" ”
Chen Yujie gestured to him with an OK gesture.
Yang Xingyu suddenly thought of something here, "By the way, master, I heard that you can use Zen, Brother Shen is very interested in all kinds of martial arts thaumaturgy, you teach him, and he will be able to say anything when the time comes." ”
"Well...... this"
Chen Jingtong couldn't help but hesitate when he heard Yang Xingyu's proposal.
[One Finger Zen] is not a casual can be taught, before teaching you need to examine the character for three years, if it is a person with a bad heart, even if you give a thousand taels of gold, you must not teach.
……
Inside the practice room.
Zhou Shen found two martial arts instructors to come over.
"Hello two masters, what do you call them?"
"My name is Qin Kang!"
"My name is Cao Yuancheng."
Zhou Shen smiled and said: "Okay, Master Qin, Master Cao, wait a minute, please do me a favor and help me do a resistance and hardness test, I didn't let you stop, don't stop, okay?" ”
"Okay, no problem."
The two martial arts masters, who didn't know how terrifying the next experience would be, agreed very simply at this moment.
Zhou Shen turned around and came to the backyard, opened the trunk lid of the Great Wall pickup truck, and took out a bunch of tools from inside.
Crowbars, one-meter-long bolt cutters, large vices, large wrenches, cutters, etc.
It's a mess.
Qin Kang and Cao Yuancheng were dumbfounded, "That...... Brother Shen, don't die to say that the resistance test, what are you doing with these things? ”
The two coaches teach sanda, and they don't know Zhou Shen, and they don't know what Zhou Shen does, but they just watched the boss Yang Xingyu call him Brother Shen, so he shouted.
Zhou Shen said: "Oh, that's what I use to test......"
“……”
"Bring all the machetes and daggers you have here."
“……”
Qin Kang finally brought the machete and dagger.
Zhou Shen took off his coat, revealing a streamlined muscle, the muscles didn't look very developed, but they were like knives and axes, and each muscle was full of infinite explosive power.
The only thing that doesn't fit is that the skin is a little too fair.
"One of you takes a crowbar and hits me."
Zhou Shen said.
The two coaches practice sanda, and sanda pays great attention to strength training, and its attack power naturally far exceeds that of the platoon machine.
What's more, the platoon machine uses steel rods, which are not as long as solid crowbars, and the power of swinging is far inferior.
But what makes people worse than machines is that they can't do anything dead, and they don't dare to use all their strength for fear of breaking people.
Just like at this time, under the urging of Zhou Shen, the two sanda coaches picked up the crowbar and looked at Zhou Shen with a look at each other, "Brother Shen, is it really fighting?" ”
Zhou Shen stood there casually and said, "Let you fight, where is so much nonsense." Kombat . ”
Qin Kang and Cao Yuancheng stood in front of and behind Zhou Shen, and then Qin Kang took the lead in hitting Zhou Shen with a crowbar.
The crowbar struck Zhou Shen's chest, making a crisp sound of "pop".
Zhou Shen was speechless and said, "You haven't eaten?" Use a little force. ”
Qin Kang's face flushed when he was said, and then he increased his qi training and slashed.
"Smack!"
"It's like a soft-footed shrimp, and you need to work harder!"
"Smack!"
"I suspect that you two are messing around here, with your strength, you are still a coach, and you laugh off your big teeth. Push harder. ”
"Ah......h
"Bang! Bang! Bang~"
"Bang! Bang! Bang~"
Under Zhou Shen's agitation method, Qin Kang and Cao Yuancheng became more and more powerful, and in the end, the strength of feeding was used, and the crowbar was deformed, but there was not even a red mark on the skin on Zhou Shen's chest and back.
"Huh~Huh~Huh~~"
Qin Kang and Cao Yuancheng gasped for breath, and the sweat on their foreheads kept flowing down.
The two eyes stared at Zhou Shen's body, and it was full of disbelief.
However, Zhou Shen didn't care about the mood of the two of them at all, and stood there thinking to himself.
"It seems that the stick attack of ordinary martial artists is really too much to break my defenses."
"Hey, it's so lonely as snow~ hahaha......"
Zhou Shen thought about it, and couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Then he didn't call Qin Kang and Cao Yuancheng, picked up the large wrench on the ground, and tapped it on his head "DuangDuangDuang".
Men, be cruel to yourself.
Zhou Shen was very ruthless, with his swinging power, even the steel plate could be knocked out with a dent as soon as he wrenched.
But until the wrench was bent, the head was still unscathed.
It's really not a single hair that has been broken.
With a "bang", he threw the large wrench that was bent at 90 degrees to the ground.
Then he picked up the bolt cutter on the ground, opened it and put his wrist in, and said to Qin Kang and Cao Yuancheng, whose jaws were about to drop, "Come here, press it." ”
"Ah......h
"Hurry up, don't be stunned."
At the urging of Zhou Shen, the two coaches came over and slowly pressed down the wire cutters.
However, until the grip of the bolt cutter was deformed, Zhou Shen never stopped.
When they let go of their hands and Zhou Shen took out his wrist, there was only a shallow jaw indentation on it.
Qin Kang and Cao Yuancheng were dumbfounded.
But Zhou Shen was thinking about another thing.
"Next time I try hydraulic tongs, I don't know if I can withstand it?"
(End of chapter)